One Piece and the Country

Chapter 209 31 Exposed Monkey

[Half an hour has passed, host, have you finished thinking about it? 】

【…】

[Count down to three numbers, if you don’t make a choice, the mission of erasing the host will be carried out - brain explosion, 3, 2...]

"A top!"

I still stick to my original idea, I don’t want a woman, I want a pan.

Women only affect how quickly I can pull out a kitchen knife.

There is an ancient saying: If there is no woman in your heart, you will be the god of nature when you pull out a kitchen knife.

Like many men, although Li Xinglong is very lustful,

But in the face of important decisions, we will still choose the optimal solution based on the existing situation!

The medical expenses for his sister have not been collected yet, so Li Xinglong has to continue working hard to broadcast live.

If a lolita or three royal ladies appear in front of the camera, female fans will have to blow up the live broadcast room!

As the top scholar in Qing University, Li Xinglong has a very high IQ.

"Dog system, you are still a dog!"

"I predicted your prediction. You want to use women to kill me, corrupt me, and corrupt me. No way!"

[I didn’t, don’t accuse me randomly! 】

[The Lun family is still very pure and has no bad thoughts! 】

what……

Li Xinglong got goosebumps when he heard the system twisting.

Haw!

Squeak!

"Brothers, he is a bad silver, beat him!"

"Hit him hard with rocks; stab him in the anus with a stick; curse him with vicious words!"

It's a monkey! ! !

Coral reefs are not Wuzhishan and cannot trap them.

Judging from their wet appearance, they must have come from swimming.

The seven walnut genetic medicines were continuously repaired and transformed in the monkeys' bodies to maximize their effectiveness, making the monkeys' IQs reach the level of sixth grade primary school students.

It is no exaggeration to say that they can solve complex Mathematical Olympiad questions, and their IQs can beat all kindergarten friends.

Because Yuan Datou encoded the basic human skills database and stored it in the gene fragments,

Therefore, genetically modified monkeys are born with some basic human skills, such as being able to speak Chinese.

There is a little monkey who is completely naked but has a single dull hair on his head. He should be the leader of the monkey group.

"Two fists are no match for four hands!"

"One tiger cannot fight against a pack of wolves!"

"Brothers, don't be afraid! We don't talk about martial ethics, let's beat him together!"

(*?)σ denounce him

Li Xinglong admitted that he was weak in martial arts, but he was more than enough to deal with them.

Lu Feng eats bean sprouts first - a piece of cake!

With a wave of the kitchen knife, a stone was thrown.They can be hacked to death in minutes and injured in seconds.

However, they are the achievements of science and technology and the hard work of Yuan Datou.

Instead of looking at the monk's face and the Buddha's face, Li Xinglong took out the pan from his backpack and rewarded him with a slap from the monkey.

Duang~X5!

Each monkey has a bubble as big as an egg on its forehead.

Holding the pan tightly with his hand, Li Xinglong spun in a circle like a top.

"Mysterious Konoha Tornado!"

Clap clap clap clap!

Every one of them was slapped and flew to the ground.

The monkeys covered the bubbles on their heads with one hand and their hot faces with the other, and fled one after another.

[Mouse falls in love with cat: Let me go, what kind of creature is that?He can also speak human language! ]

[Wolf falls in love with mutton: The world is so big and full of wonders, is it a creature unique to the Jurassic? ]

[Logic: Impossible. If it is an ancient creature, it will definitely not speak Chinese! ]

[If I guessed correctly, the anchor should have done a genetic modification experiment! ]

[Heaven and earth will lose dogs: It is very possible that the Jurassic was uninhabited and a lawless place.Wherever that kid traveled, [-]% of the time it was to do something illegal! ]

[Teacher Luo Xiang: Anchor, you are from China!No matter you are in the Kingdom of Malfoy, England, or the Kingdom of Fa, or you have traveled back in time to ancient times, according to personal jurisdiction, the law can still handle you! ]

[Gray Scientist: Anchor, I see you are young and don’t learn well, and I despise you! ]

Li Xinglong:! ! !

Holding a kitchen knife, Li Xinglong knocked down the thickest coconut tree and showed the cross section to the camera.

"You count the rings. This tree has 15 rings. It has been growing for at least 15 years!"

"I'm only 18 years old this year. I couldn't have come here to plant trees before I was 3 years old, right?"

"This tree is a product of genetic modification, and the five weird-looking things just now are also genetically modified."

"If my guess is correct, someone should have come here to conduct genetic modification experiments before me!"

"I am sworn to death with evil!"

"I suggest that the police uncle and police aunt quickly build a time shuttle, come over and catch the criminals and bring them to justice!"

In a few words, Li Xinglong completely shied away the responsibility.

[Gray Scientist: Anchor, what you said makes sense! ]

[Jade Girl: The anchor looks so handsome, he doesn’t look like a criminal! ]

[And the anchor is still very young, so it is impossible to create genetically modified medicine! ]

[In my impression, scientists are bald, Mediterranean, and greasy-looking uncles with hair loss.The anchor looks very handsome, he can’t be a scientist! ]

[Gray Scientist:! ! ! ]

[Holy Mother: But having said that, those people who invented genetically modified drugs are too abominable.A monkey is fine and has shed their fur, how cold it must be! ]

[I curse those scientists who do genetic modification to give birth to children without buttholes and die unexpectedly at home! ]

[Gray Scientist: ?????????? Agree! ]

Li Xinglong still has a lot of things to do, so he won’t argue with netizens.

Today’s goal is to cross the sea, return to the mainland, and pick precious medicinal materials in the forest.

Controlling the drone to rise into the sky, we learned from the images transmitted back that the distance between the two places was too far.

If you rely on your own strength to paddle a raft, it will still be difficult to resist the wind and waves and control the canvas.

So we must need the help of tool people!

Li Xinglong rolled his eyes and found five monkeys in the treetops not far away. The stupid monkeys looked at him for a while and then looked at the cabin.

When he raises his buttocks, he knows he wants to poop and pee.

He must have been greedy for smoked fish. After he left, he took his brothers to eat it secretly.

Li Xinglong mischievously took out all the smoked fish and grilled them on the fire.

Just scratch it and the smell will come.

Li Xinglong waved his hand towards the monkeys, "Come here!"

The monkeys heard it and remained unmoved. They stood on the treetops, looked left and right, and whistled.

Li Xinglong greeted again, "Come here, I won't hit you!"

"Do you want to eat the fish? No, I will throw it into the sea to feed the fish!"

Taking two steps and taking one step back, the five monkeys came to Li Xinglong.

The stupid monkey said: "We have backbone. If I am told to eat, I will eat it. Wouldn't it be a shame for me!"

Li Xinglong tilted his chin and motioned the stupid monkey to look at his limbs.

The other monkeys wolfed down the food like hungry ghosts reincarnated, feasting on food.

Li Xinglong: "If you're one step behind, all your brothers will be eaten! Don't hurry up!"

The silly monkey swallowed. It was not cost-effective to go hungry just to pretend to be cold.

After they had eaten and drank enough, Li Xinglong stretched out his arms as if he were God.

"What dreams do you have? I can help you realize them..."

(End of this chapter)