One Piece and the Country

Chapter 202 The wonderful use of 23TT

Chapter 202 The wonderful use of 23TT

"Third, it can be used as a container. TT is made of natural rubber and has very high toughness. It can hold three liters of water, which is more than the capacity of most kettles on the market!"

"You just say you're awesome or not?"

"Fourth, in addition to making tinder, it can also be used to make fire. A TT filled with clean water is equivalent to a convex lens, which can focus sunlight and is more effective than a magnifying glass for making fire."

"Fifth, it can be used as a lifebuoy. It only requires two fully inflated TTs. The buoyancy is enough to lift people and swim around the world."

"Sixth, it can be used as a tourniquet. If you are unfortunately injured in the wild, use a rubber TT to compress the blood vessel. The effect is very effective."

"Seventh, make a pillow. If you have cervical spondylosis, you can blow up a TT like a balloon in the wild. It has good elasticity, is very comfortable, and can thoughtfully protect our fragile cervical vertebrae."

"Eighth, make a fresh-keeping bag. There are many flies and mosquitoes in the wild. If there is nothing to cover the leftovers at noon, they will definitely be filled with insect eggs by the afternoon. So, put a condom on it!"

"It's really safe that way!"

"Ninth, it can be used as a slingshot. The TT that is stretched, folded and then stretched still has strong elasticity. It can be used as a rubber band to make a slingshot, and it can be used to shoot hares, pheasants, etc..."

"Of course, if you're accurate enough, you can even hit dinosaurs!"

"The tenth, which is its last function!"

"If you meet a female savage in the wild..."

"You can straighten TT and strangle yourself to death as a white silk ribbon!"

"An outdoor anchor can be considered a little star, an idol, and he must have professional ethics!"

"As long as I appear in the public eye, I will be the idol of many girls. Even if I remain a young boy for the rest of my life, I will not have a girlfriend!"

"For no other reason than to prevent female fans from being sad!"

A woman!Emotional creatures!

Very coaxing!

Sometimes a woman doesn’t need you to do too much for her, but your attitude is important!

[Jade Girl: Wow wow wow! (crying expression)]

[I know what the anchor said is a lie, but I don’t know why, I’m so touched! ]

[Cute Little Pink: In just 3 minutes, I went from being a fan to being a fan, from being a fan to being a black fan, from being a black fan to being a fan, and from being an ordinary fan to being a die-hard fan! ]

[Very fragrant: I hope the anchor will do what he says!The sisters in my dormitory take turns to work and watch your live broadcast 24 hours a day! ]

[If you dare to find a girlfriend, I will come out to hack you! ]

[By the way, my major is Chinese language and literature, so swearing is very unpleasant! ]

Female fans admire Li Xinglong more.

Male fans are more impressed by Li Xinglong's talent and rich knowledge.

[Old Tomato: Awesome, sixsixsix! ]

[Tomato: 666! ]

[Moguo: The anchor summarized a lot of things!There are ten ways to use it in the wild, but I have never used it once.I only use it at home, and usually use it seven times. (dog head)]

[Gentleman: Let me ask you, what on earth are you talking about? TT——What is it? ]

[Pseudo villain: Pretend, keep pretending! ]

……

Squeak!

Haw!

The chained monkey outside the door screamed, attracting a group of monkeys to rescue him.

Li Xinglong Ma Liu loosened the cotton thread of the urea bag and poured out the urea granules.

The material of the urea bag is very strong, so it should be no problem to put it on a monkey.

Push slowly along the wooden wall, avoiding the monkey's sight as much as possible.

After getting close enough, Li Xinglong suddenly jumped out and shouted loudly.

The monkey who was untying the hemp rope was so frightened that his soul flew away and his legs became weak.

My brain froze for two seconds and I was at a loss.

Killing two birds with one stone, Li Xinglong trapped two monkeys with a urea bag.

When the other monkeys saw this, they immediately ran away as fast as they could.

That escape speed is basically comparable to that of Olympic track and field athletes.

Li Xinglong stretched out his big hand, pinched the back of a monkey's neck, and stuffed him into a urea bag like a child.

Unexpectedly, a urea bag has such a large capacity that it can hold three monkeys!

In the future, you can carry urea bags up the mountain to pick Chinese medicinal materials and give them to the talented women of the Qing Dynasty!

Of course, these are all things to follow.

The most important thing right now is to catch as many monkeys as possible.

The mouth of the bag was rotated several times and tied with a knot, which temporarily sealed the three monkeys.

A tiger pounced on its food. Li Xinglong jumped 2 meters away and used a Taishan move to pin down the monkey's movements.

12345!

There were 5 bottles of seven walnut potions, and I caught 5 monkeys, one for each monkey, and the rain and dew were all wet, which was just right.

The hemp rope I made earlier is now in use.

Li Xinglong took his time and tied the monkeys one by one to restrict their movements.

Some are tied with five flowers,

Some use the method of bundling rice dumplings.

Others are bound by turtle shells...

[Little Master: Monkey is so cute, why do you want to bully Monkey? ]

[Gourmet: Because it smells good! ]

[Dabisong: Can monkeys with swollen fur be eaten? ]

[Gourmet: The monkey brain is a masterpiece! ]

Li Xinglong said in a half-joking tone: "That little monkey was caught by me for stealing my dried fish and will be detained for three days!"

"The other little monkeys violated the sacred Li Xinglong law by gathering a crowd to rob the prison!"

"We must arrest him and keep him under strict supervision!"

"After they figure it out, sincerely repent, and sincerely apologize to me in Chinese, I will let them go!"

[Monkey: Are you polite? ]

[Polite Monkey: You? ]

[I’ve seen through you: If you see through it but don’t tell it, the anchor should want to keep the monkey, not as a pet, but as a backup food! ]

Last night, he was chased by a plesiosaur. When he was going down the mountain, Li Xinglong fell and found a bright white light emerging from the sea.

It is a coral reef 10 meters away from the island, covering an area of ​​100 square meters. It is a natural "prison"!

In other words, it is an experimental field with its own isolation function.

Last night the plesiosaur destroyed the cabin, breaking the roof and scattering a long pile of wood.

Lay the wood flat and secure it with twine, and a raft is complete!

Li Xinglong paddled a raft onto the coral reef and acted as a commentator for the camera.

"Coral polyps appeared in the Triassic before the Jurassic. This species has continued until modern society. It can be said to be an old fossil!"

"Coral polyps live together in groups, metabolize from generation to generation, grow and reproduce, and at the same time continuously secrete lime to stick together."

"After subsequent compaction and petrification, these calcareous and limestones form islands and reefs, which are the so-called coral reefs."

"This coral island is hairless, the birds don't poop, and it's a bit painful to stand on it!"

"I don't like it. I wonder if the monkeys like it?"

Loaded on the raft, Li Xinglong transported five monkeys to the coral reef.

Standing straight, Li Xinglong looked like a leader.

"Cough cough!"

"Monkeys, I am very democratic and good at listening to opinions!"

"Do you like this place? If you like it, stay here. If you don't like it, I'll let you go!"

"Ahem...talk! Speak in Chinese!"

"If you don't tell me, I'll just assume that you like it by default!"

"3, 2, 1! Okay, you can stay here!"

The audience in the live broadcast room:! ! !

Li Xinglong knew that his behavior was stupid, foolish, and stupid.

It makes sense to do this, and the reason is...

(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like