One Piece and the Country

Chapter 182 5-Headed Crocodile Dragon

[Jade Girl: For the sake of the anchor's handsomeness, graceful appearance, majestic appearance, radiant spirit, and piercing eyes, I decided to become your fan. ]

Jade Girl gave a gift of an anti-aircraft gun~

The beautiful girl gave a gift and a plane~

Jade Girl gave me a small umbrella as a gift~

Li Xinglong has 99 points of charm, which is close to the perfect score.

Basically, girls who have seen Li Xinglong's handsome face can't even move their legs.

[Teacher Hashimoto: How dangerous it is to live broadcast in the wild!Anchor, you have pretty features. If you make a short movie with me, you will definitely make more money than live streaming. ]

[Teacher Tomorrow: The anchor is so handsome, I decided to make money by making movies.I want to raise this little puppy, the anchor. ]

[Teacher Aoi: To be honest, I am a rich woman.As long as you agree to be my little boyfriend, anchor, I will give you a building in the magic city of Tomson. ]

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[Kindergarten top student: I am a boy and I like girls. ]

[I came to see the live content, not the anchor. ]

[A weak question, host, are you in ancient times? ]

Li Xinglong let the camera scan the surrounding environment, "Yes, the time and space I am in now is the Jurassic."

[Cows flying all over the sky: Anyway, you won’t be taxed if you brag. You slowly show off and I’ll just watch you quietly! ]

[Little Laoba: If the anchor really travels to ancient times, I will eat shit with my butt! ]

[Graduate student of space and time: The anchor is a liar, it’s confirmed and reported! ]

[I am not talented, I was working at the United Nations Department of Scientific Research to make time. More than 1 scientists worked day and night on research, their heads were dry and bald, and they still couldn't find anything! ]

[If the anchor really develops a time machine, I will kneel on the ground and sing Conquer,]

[And I wash the anchor’s feet every night and drink the foot washing water after I’m done. ]

Li Xinglong didn't explain too much. He preferred to tell others with facts how awesome he was!

Talk room!

A crocodile dragon sprang out of the forest!

Like Tyrannosaurus rex, Chouchosaurus had two thick thighs and short forelimbs.

His mouth is long, like a crocodile, covered with sharp teeth.

This is where the name Qiaosuchosaurus comes from.

The average height of Chosuchosaurus is generally two meters.

The one close to Li Xinglong should be a minor, only 1 meters tall.

Qiao Crocodile was ecstatic when he saw Li Xinglong's thin skin and tender flesh.

Gobble up this tender breakfast!

With so many beauties looking at me in the live broadcast room, I must not embarrass myself!

Qiaosuchosaurus is not big, not to mention having a kitchen knife in its hand.

Li Xinglong was not timid at all. He stared at Qiaocrocodile and seized the opportunity.

The moment Qiaosuchosaurus rushed towards him, Li Xinglong moved his feet slightly to avoid the fatal attack.

He raised the knife and dropped it. In the flash of lightning, the blade cut through the skin of Qiaocrocodile Dragon's neck.

The blood spurted out like a fountain.

Qiaosuchosaurus:????ДO???

Ow...

Ya Mie Die...

It hurts...

This unknown creature in front of me is too awesome to fuck.

Slip away, slip away!

The system asked Li Xinglong to do 1000 push-ups. At this time, his stomach was pounding and he was hungry.

Li Xinglong will not let the duck fly.

Li Xinglong has watched many wilderness survival programs.

As long as the prey is injured and the hunter chases after it, letting it move and bleed, it won't take long before the prey bleeds and dies of shock.

In the live broadcast screen!

Li Xinglong carried a kitchen knife and chased Qiaocrocodile into the forest.

"Hahaha……"

"Baby, don't run! You have a wound on your neck. Does it hurt?"

"As long as you behave well, it won't hurt if you get burned by me!"

"Wa hahaha……"

In an instant!

Li Xinglong ran out of the forest. Judging from his expression, he should have fled.

In the process of escaping, I also lost a shoe.

The toes of the toes were exposed from the torn socks, looking very embarrassed.

Behind Li Xinglong came five 5-meter-tall Qiaosuchosaurus, all of them fierce.

Two fists are no match for four hands,

A kitchen knife can't cut down many dragons!

You can only use 360 ​​moves as the best strategy!

[Paleontologist: I have been studying ancient history for 200 years. The species chasing my friend looks like reptiles in ancient fossils! ]

[Bass: Really?I do not believe! ]

[Beautiful little princess: The way the host ran away was very funny, like a puppy with its tongue sticking out! ]

"This is not called running away!"

"This is called strategic retreat!"

"Ah... I'm so exhausted!"

Li Xinglong is a brain eater, and his force is not good at all.

I have never failed the school 400 meter run!

A piece of blue appeared in front of Li Xinglong, like a gem as big as a thief.

That's the sea!

There is always a way out!

Li Xinglong quickly jumped into the sea and stayed away from the shore.

"Brothers, those group of Crocodilesaurus are only 1 meters tall by visual inspection!"

"I, Li Xinglong, am 1 meters tall!"

"The relative altitude has an advantage over Chosuchosaurus!"

"As long as I walk into the ocean, they're submerged, and I can still put my head above the water and breathe!"

[Honest man: Anchor, you should be 1 meters tall. The shoe you dropped on the shore has increased the height, at least 7 centimeters! ]

[Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging me seeing it! ]

[Jade Girl: I’m 1 meters tall. My height matches the anchor’s perfectly! ]

……

Li Xinglong soaked in the sea for two hours, and all parts of his body were swollen.

Qiaosuchosaurus has no intention of leaving, and seems to want to wait and see.

"what!"

"I have a cramp in my foot!"

"I'm dying!"

After saying that, Li Xinglong sank into the sea.

Qiaosuchosaurus walked along the shore for 2 minutes, but did not see Li Xinglong float up. He learned that the meat up to the mouth sank to the bottom of the sea.

Feeling bored, I slowly walked into the forest!

Shortly after Qiaocrocodile left, Li Xinglong swam to the shore.

He said to himself: "Jurassic dinosaurs still had some brains and knew how to wait and wait!"

"Thankfully I'm good at acting!"

"Otherwise, your body will soak in the sea!"

At this time, Li Xinglong was all wet, and the underwear he was wearing and the clothes in his backpack were all wet.

The cool breeze blew slightly, and Li Xinglong shivered with the cold.

Cold takes away most of the body's heat,

Helpless, Li Xinglong had no choice but to strip naked.

[Gentleman: The anchor has ghs again? ]

[Jade Girl: Is it pornographic?Hey... I like it! ]

[Leader of Dancing Forest: What do you know?This is art, this is the tuo tuo dance of ancient times, it has a high artistic content! ]

[Teacher Mikami: The anchor is so white, come with me to make a movie, you will definitely become popular! ]

Li Xinglong has no time to argue with netizens. His teeth are chattering due to the cold, and his body is hungry and cold.

There are four elements for survival in the wild: shelter, fresh water, fire, and food.

The most important thing right now is to light a fire!

Li Xinglong tiptoed, sneaking into the forest like a thief.

Try to pass as close to large predators as possible.

A pile of dry wood and tinder was gathered.

Returning to the shore, Li Xinglong adjusted the camera to focus on himself.

"Brothers, I'm going to start showing off..."

(End of this chapter)