One Piece and the Country
Chapter 177 Anti-scumbag system
Chapter 177 Anti-scumbag system
Chapter 1 Anti-scumbag system
2333 years!Earth, Kyoto University!
"Su Xing, you are a good person!"
"We are not from the same world, let's break up!"
Hu Jingjing said coldly: "I have a new boyfriend. I don't want him to be unhappy. We will have less contact in the future!"
boom--
Su Xing felt like he was struck by five thunders, and his mind went blank.
I can't believe it at all that this cold and heartless girl in front of me is my girlfriend who I have been dating for more than half a year!
He scrimped on food and clothing, provided her with food and body, and gave Hu Jingjing the best life.
Unexpectedly, it would lead to such an extremely ironic result.
Really - licking the dog, licking the dog, licking until there is nothing left!
Su Xing roared: "Why?"
"Because you are an orphan!"
"Because you are not a rich second generation, is this enough reason?"
Hu Jingjing turned around faster than flipping through a book, showing a snarky look, and mocked: "This is a limited edition LV bag. My new boyfriend can get as much as he wants with a swipe of his credit card! And you, even if you don't eat or drink, you still work part-time You may not be able to buy a zipper in a year!”
Su Xing said angrily: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"
"Don't be stupid! This is the reality of society!
Hu Jingjing said disdainfully: "I am a weak woman. I am used to living a life where I can only open my mouth when I have to stretch out my mouth for food. I have to be responsible for my future life!"
When going to college, being happy is the most important thing!
Su Xing is very capable, so she needs to find such a boyfriend during her college years to experience the taste of love.
I’m about to graduate, so of course I need to find a thigh to hug me!
Women, you have to be kind to yourself!
Hu Jingjing snorted coldly and walked towards a BMW car in the distance without looking back.
The car door opened, and a young man pulled Hu Jingjing in, placing his palms naturally on Hu Jingjing's legs.
The other hand raised her chin and took a bite!
"Steve?!"
Su Xing's eyes almost burst out with anger!
I never expected that Hu Jingjing’s new boyfriend would be this guy!
He is Su Xing's classmate. His family is engaged in ocean navigation. He usually likes to bully Su Xing. Unexpectedly, he secretly poached Su Xing. It was simply too much!
"Made, I will definitely avenge this!" Su Xing clenched his fists and roared.
"Little Chi! Are you worthy of fighting with me?" Steve stretched out a hand from the car and raised his middle finger towards Su Xing. What a shame!
Then he hugged Hu Jingjing's waist tighter, as if to declare his sovereignty.
Hu Jingjing's doggy face was pressed against Steve's shoulder, and she said in a demonic manner: "We have broken up, don't pester me anymore! You can't give me what I want!"
Hu Jingjing didn't feel guilty at all, but instead took the lead in complaining about Su Xing!
Su Xing has no intention of saving this relationship, which is meaningless.
Smiling slightly, he said: "Remember to invite me when you get married. I will give you thirty thousand as a gift!"
"Hahaha……"
Steve was laughing like a mad dog, looking particularly artificial.
"You can't raise so much money even if you sell yourself!"
"You want to save face! How dare you show off in front of me when you don't have money? Bah..."
Su Xing shrugged and said lightly, "It's not too much. Even if Jingjing and I are a hundred each time, it's still more than this!"
"Gah!!!"
When Steve heard this, his face immediately turned the color of pig liver, like a duck with its neck pinched, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Jingjing, didn't you say you are still a young girl?"
Hu Jingjing was anxious, "Brother Shi, you have to believe me! When I was a child, I was riding my father's bicycle, and one day someone took off the seat. I just got on it and the result..."
"roll!"
%#¢:-)#%**$
You two, please take your time and argue!
Farewell!
Su Xing walked lightly and walked away!
I don’t know why, but it feels so good to see this pair of bitches fighting each other!
I even want to eat spicy strips!
【--Ding! 】
【恭喜你获得反渣女系统,系统自动激活中…10%…50%…99%…99.9%…99.999%…激活成功!】
? ? ? ? ?
What?
"System, what kind of scumbag are you?"
【(▼ヘ▼#)】
[I’ll give you another chance to reorganize your language! 】
To the system, dignity is like the hair on a tiger’s head—it cannot be touched!
Say a few nice words and build a good relationship with the system.
After interacting with it, a virtual light curtain popped up in front of Su Xing's mind.
The host's basic information is displayed on the light screen.
[Name: Su Xing]
【Gender: ♂】
[Age: y=6+6+6]
【appearance:?.???】
[Intelligence: 100 (normal man 10)]
[Stamina: 20 (normal man 10)]
[Kidney function: 1000 (normal man 10)]
[Skill: None]
【Props: None】
After in-depth understanding and cordial communication with each other, Su Xing gained a comprehensive understanding of the system.
The anti-scumbag system targets all kinds of scumbags and combats disgusting behaviors such as green tea, money worship, cheating, cuckoldry, and fraud!
As long as the collapse value generated by a girl reaches [-], she can be rewarded with one of four props!
The reward props are very rich, including priceless jewelry, stunning beauties, magical elixirs that can cure all diseases, magical weapons used by Daluo gods...
(* ̄ro ̄)
Su Xing frowned, "I don't have a high IQ. How do you choose one of the four items to reward me? Can you give me a chance to try it out?"
【ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ】
【Then give it a try! 】
[Choose one of four reward options:
A: Obtain ten Ruyi Ganoderma lucidum;
B: Get an obedient little maid;
C: chrysanthemum itches for 1 years;
D: Only children make choices and get the above three options. 】
(Note 1: Ruyi Ganoderma can transform any item according to the host’s wishes, and the effective time is one hour!)
(Note 2: The little maid is very well-behaved and obedient. She comes and goes at a moment’s notice. She can do anything for her host!)
Option C is absolutely not an option. Although the lifespan is comparable to that of a thousand-year-old tortoise, wouldn’t he suffer from an itchy chrysanthemum for ten thousand years?
So option D can’t be selected either!
Item B looks pretty good at first glance. Having a caring baby girl following you can at least stimulate that bitch Hu Jingjing!
But what if the maid was a fat woman with big arms and a round waist, wouldn’t she suffer a big loss?
Over the years, many infatuated people who have been dating online have died in the face of the light, and there are no longer a few who want to jump off the building or kill themselves with tofu.
So before you see the real pictures of girls, you have to be determined and don’t move.
Su Xing: "I choose A!"
According to the system prompts, Su Xing swallowed the Ganoderma lucidum that grew up on his chin, and silently recited the mantra, "As you wish, follow my will, and it will appear quickly. I want a yellow brick!"
bang-
A heavy gold brick hit the ground. Su Xing was first surprised, then happy, and then his eyes were determined!
He only has one thing on his mind right now, to pay back all the humiliation twice as much!
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Chapter 2 Spewing feces from the mouth
In the freshman class classroom!
There was an advanced mathematics class in the afternoon, and the students arrived at the classroom early.
Steve put his arm around Hu Jingjing's waist and stepped into the classroom door with a twist.
Su Xing was puzzled. Three hours ago, dogs were biting dogs and people eating scum.
How come the relationship has become so good now?
Could it be that these two are imbeciles?No memory?
As the saying goes: Once the cannon goes off, there is ten thousand taels of gold!
On the contrary, Yi Ran dropped thousands of taels of gold just so that the Italian cannon could be fired high!
Steve invested a lot of money in Hu Jingjing in the early stage, and even if there was a lot of greenery, he still had to do it with Hu Jingjing!
Earn back your previous investment with profits!
Steve helped Hu Jingjing step down. There was no reason not to do so. Hu Jingjing still had to rely on Steve's short-term meal ticket to survive.
"Kiss one, kiss one..."
"Give me a French kiss!"
"You have to kiss for 3 minutes!"
A group of flattering boys saw something interesting in their eyes and started to boo.
Steve ruffled Hu Jingjing's hair and looked provocatively at Su Xing, who was sitting in the back row!
It seemed to be telling Su Xing that no matter how many activities they had done before!Now, Hu Jingjing is his plaything.
Steve raised Hu Jingjing's chin pretentiously, "How can 3 minutes be enough? According to my index, it should be at least 6 minutes!"
"Jingjing, my love for you is like the water of the Yellow River, flowing incessantly; and like the Yangtze River flooding, it is out of control!"
"I'm going to kiss you. No one can stop my love for you, not even Jesus is here!"
At this time, the senior mathematics teacher walked up to the podium with the textbook and said, "Two students, please go back to your seats. Class is about to begin!"
"Good Le!"
I lost before the battle, so angry!
But it doesn’t matter, there is still a backup plan!
Hu Jingjing held Steve’s arm like a dog-skin plaster, pretending to be affectionate!
The two of them were sitting not far in front of Su Xing. When the math teacher turned back to write on the blackboard, Steve started acting like a monster again!
(~ ̄▽ ̄)乀(ˉeˉ乀)...
He found Su Xing looking at him with an air of dignity on his face, licking his big mouth and wanting to kiss Hu Jingjing!
su
suddenly!
Steve felt like his mouth was filled with something extremely smelly, and his cheeks bulged high!
With a 'pop' sound, a large pool of yellow, watery and smelly cake was sprayed all over Hu Jingjing's head and face.
Seeing the scene in front of them, the students were shocked!
"Fuck..."
"My grass..."
"Worthy..."
"Master Shi, why did you vomit?"
"Mad, I'm eating bread right now. It's so disgusting!"
"Brother Shi, I have always been proud of being your little brother! Today, oh my god, it's so embarrassing to have such a big brother!"
"Shit? Oh my god, Steve spit out shit... vomit! I can't do it anymore, I'll go out and vomit for a while..."
"It's so fucking disgusting, let me out quickly, I'm going to suffocate..."
The friends were all talking about it, with disgust on their faces as if they had eaten flies.
Several young ladies were even knocked unconscious!
Steve smacked his lips like a fool and tasted it before confirming that it was really shit.
He looked at the stunned Hu Jingjing for a second, and then they both bent over and vomited crazily.
[Crash value from Hu Jingjing +2333! 】
[Crash value from Hu Jingjing +6666! 】
[Crash value from Wei Shengjing +9527! 】
[Crash value from Dai Chuxue +3.1415926! 】
【…】
Except for a few girls who had colds and stuffy noses, everyone else collapsed!
The crash value rose crazily, reaching as many as [-], most of which were contributed by Hu Jingjing...
The teachers were so confused by Steve and Hu Jingjing’s embarrassment!
He is indeed a battle-hardened veteran!
He knocked on the blackboard lightly and said calmly: "Come on! Let's continue the class!"
"Those two classmates, go to the bathroom and deal with it!"
Steve and Hu Jingjing entered the bathroom and vomited like crazy. They vomited two kilograms of instant noodles alone.
Returning to the classroom, he saw Su Xing grinning.
Shi Jing and the two were very unhappy and decided to disgust Su Xing again!
\(^?^)メ(^?^)ノ
First hand in hand, then mouth to mouth.
Only with [-] crash points can the four-choice bonus event be triggered.
A crooked smile: √√√
Su Xing roared: "As you wish, follow my wishes, and it will appear quickly! Ollie will turn into a piece of shit and put it in Hu Jingjing's mouth!"
Hu Jingjing's mouth arched like a balloon, and then she sprayed feces all over her mouth, making Steve feel like real shit was coming.
"Fuck, here we go again..."
"One person at a time, you guys really have the same chemistry!"
"If you have money, you can do whatever you want? Can you spit in public? That's too much!"
"In the future, security at the entrance to the teaching building must be strengthened to prevent certain people from entering the campus with certain objects to poison the flowers of our motherland!"
"Way, call 110? Police uncle, police aunt, I want to report the case. Someone in our class used biological and chemical weapons..."
Hu Jingjing wanted to die and wanted to dig into the ground.
[Crash value from Hu Jingjing + [-]! 】
[Crash value from Hu Jingjing + [-]! 】
【…】
A puff of white smoke spread everywhere, floating in the air.
The surrounding environment has become extremely stinky. This classroom is unacceptable!
The high school mathematics teacher pushed up the gold-rimmed glasses on the tip of his nose, his face speechless, "Study by yourself in this class, and make up for it next Saturday!"
Then he walked out of the classroom door with small steps.
call--
what--
The teacher's lungs were about to burst. Breathing a breath of fresh air was such a luxury for him.
The teacher left on the front foot, and the students ran away on the back foot, holding their noses and fleeing the scene.
Steve and Hu Jingjing were too embarrassed to see anyone. They pulled two black garbage bags from the cabinet at the back of the classroom, covered their heads and ran away!
Fortunately, Su Xing was not seriously poisoned because he wore an N95 mask before going out.
After exiting the gate of the teaching building, we came to the small central garden.
Turn on your phone and watch short videos to kill time.
--Ding!
Pay special attention to the post on Moments posted by my friend Wu Tailang.
——Ask what love is in the world, and teach you how to make love between life and death.
The nine-square grid picture at the back shows a hospital in the background. Wu Tailang himself was tied up and turned into a mummy. He was seriously injured!
After some questioning, I learned that Wu Tailang was cheated on by his wife!
He couldn't think about it for a moment, committed suicide, and jumped off the viaduct!
He fell to the ground like a toad and was run over by a heavy truck!
The whole body suffered comminuted fractures, and any chance of saving a small life would be due to the smoke rising from the ancestral graves!
Baga road!
Scumbag!It has to be cut!
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Chapter 3 The Jade Lady Shi Zhenxiang
The Neon Province where Wu Tailang is located is the easternmost territory of the Dragon Kingdom.
The girls there are hospitable and the people are open-minded, especially their artistic attainments, which are second to none.
The rich video products are sold at home and abroad and are deeply loved by the people.
Wu Tailang is Su Xing's good friend. Whenever Neon Kingdom releases a new movie, he will pirate a copy and give it to Su Xing!
From time to time, they even bring the Wu family’s sesame cakes!
The evil scumbag actually fell in love with the honest man Taketaro!
I promise!
The system may not agree!
I didn’t say anything, do it to her!
Su Xing sent a message to his roommate. If the university teacher calls roll in class, please help him!
Then take Didi to the port, where there are planes and ships across the sea to Neon Province!
Su Xing still has 999.9 yuan in her WeChat account, which is enough to buy a plane ticket!
--Snapped!
A crisp sound!
Su Xing's buttocks shook a few times!
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When he looked back, he saw that it was a girl teasing him!
She is the younger sister of Shi Zhenxiang and Steve. She dropped out of school early, has no academic skills, but is obsessed with martial arts.
The Jade Heart Sutra she practices is unparalleled in the world, and she is the most difficult female gangster in this area.
So she took over the family business early and watched the scene at the pier.
Shi Zhenxiang is a complete scumbag. When she saw Su Xing, she was handsome, tall and mighty, more beautiful than Pan An, elegant, dignified and majestic...
Unable to control his own hands, he immediately teased her!
As the saying goes, I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will offend them.
Shi Zhenxiang didn't have any deep grudge against him, so Su Xing didn't take her seriously!
As for her chatting up? !
This is normal!
I am handsome and talented, and every woman will like me!
Su Xing didn't take it seriously and turned around and walked into the waiting room!
Looking around, he thought of a clever trick to trick Shi Zhenxiang.
After nibbling on a Ganoderma lucidum, Su Xing held a string of pearls weighing 10 kilograms.
"Oh~ what kind of light blinded my eyes!"
"Oh~it turns out to be the light emitted by the goddess!"
"Ugh~ Jewelry matches beauty, beautiful Miss Shi Zhenxiang, please accept the gift I give you!"
Shi Zhenxiang was flattered. Su Xing had ignored her before, which offended her self-esteem.
He also wanted his female subordinates to catch Su Xing in a sack, take him home and kill him slowly!
Yes, that’s right, Shi Zhenxiang is so fierce!
The Shi family is rich and powerful, and Shi Zhenxiang is a martial arts master.
In this area, Shi Zhenxiang could walk sideways.
Those little fresh meat were more scared to see her than to see a ghost.
Shi Zhenxiang replied suspiciously: "Do you know my name?"
Su Xing suppressed vomiting and praised Shi Zhenxiang, "Who doesn't know Miss Shi's reputation? You are a little goddess who combines talent and beauty. I, Su, have admired you for a long time!" "
"I'm in the jewelry business and I'm in a hurry to go to Neon Province! I'm in a hurry to go out and I don't have any cash. I've run out of electronic money in my phone. Please be accommodating!"
With that said, she put the bright pearl necklace into Shi Zhenxiang's hand.
Shi Zhenxiang's eyes were bright. She had been making waves at sea for several years. What kind of seafood had she not seen?
She has never seen such a pearl as big as an egg!
After completing the registration formalities for Su Xing!
Shi Zhenxiang took out her mobile phone and said: "Little handsome boy, this gift is too expensive. Let me transfer a sum of money to you. It is considered as a purchase from you!"
Su Xing originally wanted to save a plane ticket, but she didn't expect to earn an extra amount of soft girl coins!
Shi Zhenxiang transferred 3 yuan and gave Su Xing a wink.
"I have WeChat. Remember to call me when you come back. I will take care of you!"
I go!
High!
It's really high!
Is it possible that the WeChat ID was taken away quietly and invisible?
After leaving Shi Zhenxiang and walking 1000 meters, Su Xing ate another Ruyi Ganoderma lucidum.
"As you wish, according to my wishes, I will quickly show my spirit, put a spring fist behind Shi Zhenxiang's butt, and give her a punch!"
We are all from the Dragon Kingdom, and we value reciprocity!
With a punch, Shi Zhenxiang flew into the air.
Construct a quadratic parabola in the air.
It hit the concrete floor like an upside-down onion, and two of its teeth were knocked out.
█?█●
Anger rose into the air, and he slapped the ground heavily, causing cracks like spider webs to burst out.
[Crash value from Shi Zhenxiang + [-]! 】
[Crash value from Shi Zhenxiang + [-]! 】
【…】
The higher the social status of a person, the more grumpy his temper is, and there is no room for a grain of sand in his eyes!
Shi Zhenxiang contributed more than 4 crash points to Su Xing in just one backdoor incident!
Not long after I got on the plane, the numbers kept refreshing!
[-]. After the statute of limitations expired, the pearl necklace disappeared. This heartbreaking pain made Shi Zhenxiang collapse.
[-]. Since being sprayed with shit, Hu Jingjing has suffered physical and mental trauma, leaving a huge shadow.
How big her psychological area is, how big his psychological shadow is!
Every time I think of that embarrassing scene, the collapse value of 10 points and 20 points increases little by little!
A little makes a lot, and a little adds up to a tower!
【--Ding! 】
[The collapse value has reached [-]. Do you want to choose one of the four items as a reward? 】
It finally came. Su Xing raised his eyebrows with a thought, "Go ahead!"
[Choose one of four reward options:
A: Nuwa version of Nendoroid & single for half a year;
B: The all-seeing eye & seven days of constipation;
C: Alien space in the palm of my hand & I can only eat instant noodles within a month, and there are no seasoning packets;
D: Only children make choices and get the above three options. 】
Good guy!I'm straight up a good guy!
Although I am not a dog, you are a real dog!
Isn't this shit?
(Note 1: Nuwa’s version of the Nendoroid, the host can shape it into the shape of anyone and remotely control him/her/it!)
(Note 2: The all-seeing eye, a god-level prop, can withstand storms, currents, and shooting, and is not affected by rain and fog. It is suitable for various harsh situations, becoming a 360-degree tracking and peeping device without blind spots, and transmitting the clearest live broadcast images. .And does not require any oil, natural gas, electricity or other energy to drive!)
(Note 3: The alien space in the palm, god-level skills, there is 1000 cubic meters of alien space in the palm, which can store any items!)
It's all good stuff!
(;′??Д??`)
"Give it a go, I choose D!"
Su Xing was traveling in first class, and when it was dinner time, the waitress brought a plate of steak!
The steak is full of color, flavor and looks very childish.
When a fork went down, the fork bent;
Go down with one knife and curl the blade directly!
The steak became as hard as steel. After one bite, you will have to replace your dentures tomorrow.
The system's additional options function was activated, and Su Xing could only cry in tears and ask the flight attendant to change him to a bowl of instant noodles.
"Hello, sir! Dinner in first class is free, and there is no extra charge for the steak set!"
"I am a rich second generation. I eat a lot of abalone, lobster and steak, and I feel a little panicked. I want something light..."
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Chapter 4
Tokyo City!
After getting off the plane, Su Xing went to the No. 1 Civil Hospital of Neon Province to find out the situation from Wu Tailang.
Wu Tailang's wife's surname was Pan Jin and her first name was Lianzi!
Her family is so poor that she can't even afford tea eggs.
It was Taketaro who worked hard from dawn to dusk every day to make money for her to attend art school.
After graduation, Lianzi became an 18th-tier star.
In this profitable field, Lianzi gradually lost herself.
Relying on his somewhat enchanting looks, he rose to the top positions as producer, chief director, assistant director, executive director, props team leader, lighting team leader, costume team leader, etc.!
After unremitting hard work, Lianzi was promoted to a third-tier star in just three years.
What Lianzi did is clear to Wu Tailang!
But this bad woman charmed Wu Tailang with her sweet words.
"Darling, if I make enough money, we will buy a small house and settle down in Dali, Yunnan, and live a Taoyuan life without any worries!"
But who would have thought!
While eating lotus seeds from the bowl and looking at the pot, I recently caught up with an entertainment tycoon, Ximen Chuixue!
She even wanted to kick Wutaro away and sleep with her wealthy eldest son.
"Water-based poplars need to be cut!"
Su Xing gritted his teeth and became extremely angry.
In Wutaro, he saw his former self.
Hu Jingjing and Lianzi are the same thing, they are both bitchy scumbags!
It is unforgivable to prevent them from peeling off their skin!
Su Xing rolled his eyes and came up with a clever plan.
He comforted Wu Tailang and said: "Brother, you should eat and drink. Don't watch live broadcasts recently!"
"In a few days, my sister-in-law will come back to you!"
Asked for Pan Jinlianzi’s address, Su Xing came to a skyscraper!
It’s time to try the effects of the all-seeing eye!
The all-seeing eye flew from the palm space to the door, penetrated through the wall, and searched for Pan Jinlianzi layer by layer!
A man with an airplane head dressed very hip-hop. Su Xing recognized him. He was a famous hip-hop singer in Neon Province. People in the industry called him Laogou!
He was flirting with a seductively dressed Catwoman in the costume room!
"Baby, when I make enough money, we will go to Dali to live!"
After giving him a hug, Catwoman left the old dog's lap with satisfaction!
The door creaked, and Catwoman gave the old dog a wink before leaving, and passed by Lianzi.
Lianzi was wearing hip-hugging pants and high heels as she approached the old dog!
"Henny! mua~mua~"
The old dog got up, hugged Lianzi, and blocked Lianzi's mouth with his lips to prevent her from talking.
After all, Catwoman hasn’t left yet, if she were to know that she was having an affair with Lianzi!
Once all the dirty information about him is exposed by Catwoman, his reputation will be ruined and he will become a street rat that everyone shouts about.
The old dog holding the lotus seeds turned 3600 degrees like a waltz and kicked the door shut.
Ouch!
Mom!
So erotic!
I like?.???!
During the 30-second battle between them, the clever Su Xing thought of a good way and decided to pretend to be Lao Gou!
Tease Lianzi well and let her feel the beating from society!
When the All-Seeing Eye was withdrawn, Su Xing accidentally saw Catwoman and another little chick having sex with each other.
Catwoman hangs around the little girl's neck like a conjoined twin.
"Yuanyuan, don't be angry. Our working relationship with Lao Gou is innocent!"
"Hey, be good. Now that I have earned enough money, I will take you to settle in Dali!"
Su Xing was shocked!
Your circle is really messy!
Today is an eye-opener!
After Lianzi left with satisfaction, Su Xing walked into the clothing room and knocked out a bunch of old dogs with three strokes and two divided by two!
Tie him up with a rope and stuff 10 pairs of socks into his mouth!
Throw him in the closet like a dead dog!
After everything was done, Su Xing released Nuwa's version of the clay figure from the alien space, pinched it on his face and body, and made it look like an old dog!
The index and ring fingers of his left hand came together, and Su Xing shouted, "Get up!"
Golden light suddenly appeared, and human blood appeared on the clay man's face, and he slowly stood up!
He and Lao Gou are almost from the same mold. Even if his biological mother comes, it will be difficult to tell the authenticity.
Su Xing recited a sentence silently in his mind, and the clay man could state it accurately, word for word.
You can even subconsciously control the Nendoroid to do 10 backflips in a row!
This prop is so outrageous!
Then, Su Xing registered an account on the Dousha Live Broadcasting Platform, and the room name was - Violent Scumbag, the most slutty anchor in history!
[User 153****0162: I was attracted by the name of the live broadcast room. I thought the host was beating up the scumbag! ]
[Tomato's first loss: Same as above, the anchor is a headline-grabber, confirmation is complete, and has been reported! ]
[Little Hamei: The anchor brother is so handsome. He is my type. I decided to observe for another 3 minutes! ]
[Guy: Damn it, the anchor looks a lot like the hip-hop dude from Neon Province. Are you identical twins? ]
The all-seeing eye is similar to a camera and can import the captured images into the live broadcast platform.
The protagonist in the picture is a fake old dog, while Su Xing hides behind the scenes and secretly controls everything.
The clay man old dog grinned, "Haha, yes, I am the old dog, I guarantee the authenticity!"
"The purpose of my launch is to let viewers see the darkness of the entertainment industry and expose the scumbag Lianzi!"
[Bubbling in the rain: sad (dry), heart (sick), sick (beautiful), crazy (beautiful)! ]
[Scp Little Peanut: Real or fake?Dare to play so big!Old dog, you don’t want to be in the entertainment industry anymore?I heard that Lianzi is the son of a giant in the entertainment industry in Neon Province!Aren't you afraid of being banned? ]
[Bubbling in the rain: @小Peanut, why is the version I heard different from yours?Didn't Rianzi get married before her debut?His lover is a sesame seed seller! ]
[Coke, Coke: Are you using 2G to access the Internet?Lianzi’s boyfriend is Ximen Chuixue! ]
[Bubbling in the rain: @cokecoke, stop spreading rumors! ]
[Coke: The paparazzi saw them spending the night in the hotel more than once. Could it be that they were talking about the script all night long? ]
[Honest man: Let’s be honest, Lianzi is a scumbag, and she approves of Lao Gou’s violence with both hands and feet! ]
——Ding, the honest man will give away 100 fish balls!
——Ding, Keyboard Man is giving away 100 shark coins!
——Ding, the melon-eating masses sent two planes!
——Ding, Licking Dog sends out a rocket!
Su Xing is just a child, what bad intentions can he have?
He just wanted to avenge Taketaro and vent his anger.
I didn’t expect to have extra income, it’s so exciting!
Of course, there are many fans of Lianzi in the barrage area who want to protect the image of their idols all the time.
[Lianfen: Blackies, are you orphans?Did Lianzi provoke you? ]
[White Lotus Holy Cult: Submissive in reality, aggressive in the Internet!Grandpa Yuan’s hybrid rice has high yield again this year?Supporting you again?When you’re full and have nothing to do, you can go to the pier to carry big bags. Don’t spread rumors and slander on the Internet and spread fake news! ]
[Ximen Chuixue: That’s right! ]
The clay man old dog shrugged, "Today I will show you Lianzi's true face in Lushan!"
Chapter 5 Live broadcast to trick the scumbag
Su Xing had already removed Lao Gou's phone, and the Nendoroid could easily use face unlock to turn on the phone.
He raised his voice and whispered a message to Lianzi.
——Little baby, go to the Daban Hotel for dinner at 11 o'clock in the evening, and I will give you a big baby.
[Straight man: Hey... my goosebumps are all over the floor...]
[Lian Fen: The lotus seed goddess is reserved and generous, and she is magnanimous!If she can promise you, I will defecate upside down and eat ramen while doing it! ]
[White Lotus Holy Cult: If my goddess went out on a date with you at night, I would eat shit while eating and pull ramen! ]
[Lao Ba: There are always people who want to cheat people out of food and drinks! ]
--Ding!
The information is returned almost in seconds!
Her voice is so charming that it can make a seven-foot man go soft!
The audience in the live broadcast room was mesmerized!
——Well, okay, see you tonight. The Lun family wants to see Brother Gou’s big baby. I’m really looking forward to it, Chew Mi!
The bursts of yelling made the audience in the live broadcast room have goosebumps all over the floor.
We went out for a dinner date at 11pm, and it was almost 12pm after dinner!
And the location is a hotel, so you can feel warm and comfortable, it’s a one-stop service!
Any normal woman would know that this was a hint. Lianzi agreed to go on the date, which proved that she was a scumbag.
There were still three hours before the date, so Su Xing controlled the Nendoroid to buy a big gift!
Su Xing was worried about this gift.
As night falls, the stars in the sky blink their eyes, watching the lively flow of people on the ground!
Renko dressed up sexy and enchanting, wearing a tight black low-cut dress, a pleated miniskirt, and long black boots, just like a student version of the Black Widow.
He also wore a heavy mask, not for epidemic prevention and control, but to avoid being recognized by outsiders.
She looks forward to it with great anticipation, looking through the autumn water, waiting for her lover to go through the clouds and rain with her!
[Emperor Qing: There is a lotus seed in the direction of 2:00. It seems that she is really a scumbag. The house collapsed! ]
[Eunuch: The person upstairs is wearing a mask. How did you recognize him? ]
[Emperor Qing: I recognized the two pounds of flesh on her chest...]
[Lianfen: I may be invited here to talk about work. Don’t judge a gentleman with a villain’s heart. I have confidence in my lotus. She is as pure as boiled water. She must not be a scumbag! ]
As soon as they met, Renzi hugged the Nendoroid old dog in public!
This caused a hundred points of damage to Renko's fans.
After entering the hotel and opening a private room, Lianzi took off his mask. Lianzi nibbled on the old dog a few times, leaving a few lip marks on his face.
This hurt Renko's fans a thousand times.
If it is an ordinary couple in love, there is nothing wrong with them kissing, hugging, swaying, and getting tired of each other.
However, Lianzi is an idol, and it is officially announced that she has no friends of the opposite sex and is single.
This is not outright deception!
[Lianfen: Alas, the pink has turned dark! ]
[Billion-year-old antique stone: It’s no secret that time management masters, actresses become surrogate mothers and abandoned for adoption, and male stars cheat on each other are commonplace!The entertainment industry is a big dye vat with not much fresh water in it...]
[Lianzi’s number one fan: People have three emotions and six desires. It’s a normal woman who likes men, okay?You damn old dog, you are despicable, shameless, and mean, you secretly play sneak attacks and ruin the reputation of my goddess, that’s too much!Go to hell, old dog! (Broken sound), Lianzi, wake up quickly, don’t be deceived by the scumbag! (Breaking sound)]
[屮: It’s over, the child is crazy! ]
[Billion Years Antique Stone: Could it be that he is the legendary crazy fan? ]
Su Xing controlled the clay man to push the lotus seeds away gently. If he continued like this, he would chew out the mud.
"My dear, this is the gift I carefully selected for you!"
The blue gift box is wrapped with a golden ribbon and feels heavy to the touch. If there is a piece of gold inside, send it!
Lianzi said playfully: "Hmm, I want to see what the big treasure you gave me is?"
As soon as the lid is opened!
call--
A boxing glove flew out from inside!
It was impartial and hit Lianzi right on the bridge of his nose.
click -
The whole nose is tilted to one side!
When Lianzi was about to curse, a golden light blinded her titanium alloy dog eyes.
Under the spring glove, there is a diamond the size of an ostrich egg.
Shining brightly under the light.
Lianzi's expression cleared from the clouds, he straightened his nose, his face full of disbelief!
"Siguoyi!"
"Is this for me?"
Su Xing was shocked!
Can the nose be straightened?
What is this operation?
I gave you a surprise, but you gave me a shock!
"You...you...your nose!"
Lianzi felt there was no need to hide it, so she confessed openly, "I had a minor surgery and my nose was slightly adjusted!"
"The face is also filled with hyaluronic acid. So, old dog brother, don't make fun of other people's faces casually!"
The Nendoroid nodded awkwardly and whispered to himself: "This is quite expensive!"
"No matter how expensive it is, it can't be compared to the big diamond that Brother Old Dog gave to the Lun family. Such a big diamond must be worth at least one billion!"
"Uh! It's not that valuable. International experts have estimated it to be worth only [-] million. This is small money..."
"Wow, such a big diamond must be unique in this world! It's so beautiful, I like it so much! Thank you, I love you, huh!"
The old clay man dog showed a mysterious smile like Mona Lisa and nodded gently!
Lianzi is about to go crazy with joy. From now on, she can become a rich woman.
What a fart scene!
The entertainment giant who invested in the filming of Lotus Seed is short, fat, and old!
Lianzi has long been dissatisfied with his unspoken rules for himself!
I'll say goodbye to him when I get back to the company tomorrow.
Seeing the old dog's eyes moving slightly downward, Lianzi said with a smile: "If you think it's too small, I can do another filling operation!"
There is no pressure at all to say this.
As early as a few months ago, Lianzi confessed to Lao Gou in a slightly warning tone.
Silica gel!poisonous!
Can't bite!
boom--
A bolt from the blue, five thunders struck the sky, making the star of Su star burnt and tender inside.
This caused [-] points of critical damage to Lianzi's fans.
[Lianzi’s number one fan: I take back what I just said, I turned from pink to black, and from black to black! ]
[Whoever blackmails you on the Internet in the future, take me with you, I will spit her to death! ]
[Uuuu, I'm suffering!I have invested 100 million in plastic surgery lotus over the years!Buy her photos, buy goods in her store, give rewards in her live broadcast room... Wow, my life is miserable! ]
[Your Royal Highness: Just be content!Even though Lian had undergone plastic surgery, she could still see! ]
[The female anchor I tipped before is named Qiao Biluo. She is said to be a good-looking anchor, but she is actually an old aunt in her 60s! ]
[Who can understand the pain in my heart? ]
[Bibiji: I can understand!I am the top brother! ]
In the private room next to Su Xing, he was munching potato chips and watching the barrage of shocking remarks, which almost made him laugh to death.
Chasing stars is risky, so be careful when investing money!
Now that the number of people in the live broadcast room has reached more than [-], it is time for the scumbag to die socially.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 1 Anti-scumbag system
2333 years!Earth, Kyoto University!
"Su Xing, you are a good person!"
"We are not from the same world, let's break up!"
Hu Jingjing said coldly: "I have a new boyfriend. I don't want him to be unhappy. We will have less contact in the future!"
boom--
Su Xing felt like he was struck by five thunders, and his mind went blank.
I can't believe it at all that this cold and heartless girl in front of me is my girlfriend who I have been dating for more than half a year!
He scrimped on food and clothing, provided her with food and body, and gave Hu Jingjing the best life.
Unexpectedly, it would lead to such an extremely ironic result.
Really - licking the dog, licking the dog, licking until there is nothing left!
Su Xing roared: "Why?"
"Because you are an orphan!"
"Because you are not a rich second generation, is this enough reason?"
Hu Jingjing turned around faster than flipping through a book, showing a snarky look, and mocked: "This is a limited edition LV bag. My new boyfriend can get as much as he wants with a swipe of his credit card! And you, even if you don't eat or drink, you still work part-time You may not be able to buy a zipper in a year!”
Su Xing said angrily: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"
"Don't be stupid! This is the reality of society!
Hu Jingjing said disdainfully: "I am a weak woman. I am used to living a life where I can only open my mouth when I have to stretch out my mouth for food. I have to be responsible for my future life!"
When going to college, being happy is the most important thing!
Su Xing is very capable, so she needs to find such a boyfriend during her college years to experience the taste of love.
I’m about to graduate, so of course I need to find a thigh to hug me!
Women, you have to be kind to yourself!
Hu Jingjing snorted coldly and walked towards a BMW car in the distance without looking back.
The car door opened, and a young man pulled Hu Jingjing in, placing his palms naturally on Hu Jingjing's legs.
The other hand raised her chin and took a bite!
"Steve?!"
Su Xing's eyes almost burst out with anger!
I never expected that Hu Jingjing’s new boyfriend would be this guy!
He is Su Xing's classmate. His family is engaged in ocean navigation. He usually likes to bully Su Xing. Unexpectedly, he secretly poached Su Xing. It was simply too much!
"Made, I will definitely avenge this!" Su Xing clenched his fists and roared.
"Little Chi! Are you worthy of fighting with me?" Steve stretched out a hand from the car and raised his middle finger towards Su Xing. What a shame!
Then he hugged Hu Jingjing's waist tighter, as if to declare his sovereignty.
Hu Jingjing's doggy face was pressed against Steve's shoulder, and she said in a demonic manner: "We have broken up, don't pester me anymore! You can't give me what I want!"
Hu Jingjing didn't feel guilty at all, but instead took the lead in complaining about Su Xing!
Su Xing has no intention of saving this relationship, which is meaningless.
Smiling slightly, he said: "Remember to invite me when you get married. I will give you thirty thousand as a gift!"
"Hahaha……"
Steve was laughing like a mad dog, looking particularly artificial.
"You can't raise so much money even if you sell yourself!"
"You want to save face! How dare you show off in front of me when you don't have money? Bah..."
Su Xing shrugged and said lightly, "It's not too much. Even if Jingjing and I are a hundred each time, it's still more than this!"
"Gah!!!"
When Steve heard this, his face immediately turned the color of pig liver, like a duck with its neck pinched, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Jingjing, didn't you say you are still a young girl?"
Hu Jingjing was anxious, "Brother Shi, you have to believe me! When I was a child, I was riding my father's bicycle, and one day someone took off the seat. I just got on it and the result..."
"roll!"
%#¢:-)#%**$
You two, please take your time and argue!
Farewell!
Su Xing walked lightly and walked away!
I don’t know why, but it feels so good to see this pair of bitches fighting each other!
I even want to eat spicy strips!
【--Ding! 】
【恭喜你获得反渣女系统,系统自动激活中…10%…50%…99%…99.9%…99.999%…激活成功!】
? ? ? ? ?
What?
"System, what kind of scumbag are you?"
【(▼ヘ▼#)】
[I’ll give you another chance to reorganize your language! 】
To the system, dignity is like the hair on a tiger’s head—it cannot be touched!
Say a few nice words and build a good relationship with the system.
After interacting with it, a virtual light curtain popped up in front of Su Xing's mind.
The host's basic information is displayed on the light screen.
[Name: Su Xing]
【Gender: ♂】
[Age: y=6+6+6]
【appearance:?.???】
[Intelligence: 100 (normal man 10)]
[Stamina: 20 (normal man 10)]
[Kidney function: 1000 (normal man 10)]
[Skill: None]
【Props: None】
After in-depth understanding and cordial communication with each other, Su Xing gained a comprehensive understanding of the system.
The anti-scumbag system targets all kinds of scumbags and combats disgusting behaviors such as green tea, money worship, cheating, cuckoldry, and fraud!
As long as the collapse value generated by a girl reaches [-], she can be rewarded with one of four props!
The reward props are very rich, including priceless jewelry, stunning beauties, magical elixirs that can cure all diseases, magical weapons used by Daluo gods...
(* ̄ro ̄)
Su Xing frowned, "I don't have a high IQ. How do you choose one of the four items to reward me? Can you give me a chance to try it out?"
【ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ】
【Then give it a try! 】
[Choose one of four reward options:
A: Obtain ten Ruyi Ganoderma lucidum;
B: Get an obedient little maid;
C: chrysanthemum itches for 1 years;
D: Only children make choices and get the above three options. 】
(Note 1: Ruyi Ganoderma can transform any item according to the host’s wishes, and the effective time is one hour!)
(Note 2: The little maid is very well-behaved and obedient. She comes and goes at a moment’s notice. She can do anything for her host!)
Option C is absolutely not an option. Although the lifespan is comparable to that of a thousand-year-old tortoise, wouldn’t he suffer from an itchy chrysanthemum for ten thousand years?
So option D can’t be selected either!
Item B looks pretty good at first glance. Having a caring baby girl following you can at least stimulate that bitch Hu Jingjing!
But what if the maid was a fat woman with big arms and a round waist, wouldn’t she suffer a big loss?
Over the years, many infatuated people who have been dating online have died in the face of the light, and there are no longer a few who want to jump off the building or kill themselves with tofu.
So before you see the real pictures of girls, you have to be determined and don’t move.
Su Xing: "I choose A!"
According to the system prompts, Su Xing swallowed the Ganoderma lucidum that grew up on his chin, and silently recited the mantra, "As you wish, follow my will, and it will appear quickly. I want a yellow brick!"
bang-
A heavy gold brick hit the ground. Su Xing was first surprised, then happy, and then his eyes were determined!
He only has one thing on his mind right now, to pay back all the humiliation twice as much!
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Chapter 2 Spewing feces from the mouth
In the freshman class classroom!
There was an advanced mathematics class in the afternoon, and the students arrived at the classroom early.
Steve put his arm around Hu Jingjing's waist and stepped into the classroom door with a twist.
Su Xing was puzzled. Three hours ago, dogs were biting dogs and people eating scum.
How come the relationship has become so good now?
Could it be that these two are imbeciles?No memory?
As the saying goes: Once the cannon goes off, there is ten thousand taels of gold!
On the contrary, Yi Ran dropped thousands of taels of gold just so that the Italian cannon could be fired high!
Steve invested a lot of money in Hu Jingjing in the early stage, and even if there was a lot of greenery, he still had to do it with Hu Jingjing!
Earn back your previous investment with profits!
Steve helped Hu Jingjing step down. There was no reason not to do so. Hu Jingjing still had to rely on Steve's short-term meal ticket to survive.
"Kiss one, kiss one..."
"Give me a French kiss!"
"You have to kiss for 3 minutes!"
A group of flattering boys saw something interesting in their eyes and started to boo.
Steve ruffled Hu Jingjing's hair and looked provocatively at Su Xing, who was sitting in the back row!
It seemed to be telling Su Xing that no matter how many activities they had done before!Now, Hu Jingjing is his plaything.
Steve raised Hu Jingjing's chin pretentiously, "How can 3 minutes be enough? According to my index, it should be at least 6 minutes!"
"Jingjing, my love for you is like the water of the Yellow River, flowing incessantly; and like the Yangtze River flooding, it is out of control!"
"I'm going to kiss you. No one can stop my love for you, not even Jesus is here!"
At this time, the senior mathematics teacher walked up to the podium with the textbook and said, "Two students, please go back to your seats. Class is about to begin!"
"Good Le!"
I lost before the battle, so angry!
But it doesn’t matter, there is still a backup plan!
Hu Jingjing held Steve’s arm like a dog-skin plaster, pretending to be affectionate!
The two of them were sitting not far in front of Su Xing. When the math teacher turned back to write on the blackboard, Steve started acting like a monster again!
(~ ̄▽ ̄)乀(ˉeˉ乀)...
He found Su Xing looking at him with an air of dignity on his face, licking his big mouth and wanting to kiss Hu Jingjing!
su
suddenly!
Steve felt like his mouth was filled with something extremely smelly, and his cheeks bulged high!
With a 'pop' sound, a large pool of yellow, watery and smelly cake was sprayed all over Hu Jingjing's head and face.
Seeing the scene in front of them, the students were shocked!
"Fuck..."
"My grass..."
"Worthy..."
"Master Shi, why did you vomit?"
"Mad, I'm eating bread right now. It's so disgusting!"
"Brother Shi, I have always been proud of being your little brother! Today, oh my god, it's so embarrassing to have such a big brother!"
"Shit? Oh my god, Steve spit out shit... vomit! I can't do it anymore, I'll go out and vomit for a while..."
"It's so fucking disgusting, let me out quickly, I'm going to suffocate..."
The friends were all talking about it, with disgust on their faces as if they had eaten flies.
Several young ladies were even knocked unconscious!
Steve smacked his lips like a fool and tasted it before confirming that it was really shit.
He looked at the stunned Hu Jingjing for a second, and then they both bent over and vomited crazily.
[Crash value from Hu Jingjing +2333! 】
[Crash value from Hu Jingjing +6666! 】
[Crash value from Wei Shengjing +9527! 】
[Crash value from Dai Chuxue +3.1415926! 】
【…】
Except for a few girls who had colds and stuffy noses, everyone else collapsed!
The crash value rose crazily, reaching as many as [-], most of which were contributed by Hu Jingjing...
The teachers were so confused by Steve and Hu Jingjing’s embarrassment!
He is indeed a battle-hardened veteran!
He knocked on the blackboard lightly and said calmly: "Come on! Let's continue the class!"
"Those two classmates, go to the bathroom and deal with it!"
Steve and Hu Jingjing entered the bathroom and vomited like crazy. They vomited two kilograms of instant noodles alone.
Returning to the classroom, he saw Su Xing grinning.
Shi Jing and the two were very unhappy and decided to disgust Su Xing again!
\(^?^)メ(^?^)ノ
First hand in hand, then mouth to mouth.
Only with [-] crash points can the four-choice bonus event be triggered.
A crooked smile: √√√
Su Xing roared: "As you wish, follow my wishes, and it will appear quickly! Ollie will turn into a piece of shit and put it in Hu Jingjing's mouth!"
Hu Jingjing's mouth arched like a balloon, and then she sprayed feces all over her mouth, making Steve feel like real shit was coming.
"Fuck, here we go again..."
"One person at a time, you guys really have the same chemistry!"
"If you have money, you can do whatever you want? Can you spit in public? That's too much!"
"In the future, security at the entrance to the teaching building must be strengthened to prevent certain people from entering the campus with certain objects to poison the flowers of our motherland!"
"Way, call 110? Police uncle, police aunt, I want to report the case. Someone in our class used biological and chemical weapons..."
Hu Jingjing wanted to die and wanted to dig into the ground.
[Crash value from Hu Jingjing + [-]! 】
[Crash value from Hu Jingjing + [-]! 】
【…】
A puff of white smoke spread everywhere, floating in the air.
The surrounding environment has become extremely stinky. This classroom is unacceptable!
The high school mathematics teacher pushed up the gold-rimmed glasses on the tip of his nose, his face speechless, "Study by yourself in this class, and make up for it next Saturday!"
Then he walked out of the classroom door with small steps.
call--
what--
The teacher's lungs were about to burst. Breathing a breath of fresh air was such a luxury for him.
The teacher left on the front foot, and the students ran away on the back foot, holding their noses and fleeing the scene.
Steve and Hu Jingjing were too embarrassed to see anyone. They pulled two black garbage bags from the cabinet at the back of the classroom, covered their heads and ran away!
Fortunately, Su Xing was not seriously poisoned because he wore an N95 mask before going out.
After exiting the gate of the teaching building, we came to the small central garden.
Turn on your phone and watch short videos to kill time.
--Ding!
Pay special attention to the post on Moments posted by my friend Wu Tailang.
——Ask what love is in the world, and teach you how to make love between life and death.
The nine-square grid picture at the back shows a hospital in the background. Wu Tailang himself was tied up and turned into a mummy. He was seriously injured!
After some questioning, I learned that Wu Tailang was cheated on by his wife!
He couldn't think about it for a moment, committed suicide, and jumped off the viaduct!
He fell to the ground like a toad and was run over by a heavy truck!
The whole body suffered comminuted fractures, and any chance of saving a small life would be due to the smoke rising from the ancestral graves!
Baga road!
Scumbag!It has to be cut!
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Chapter 3 The Jade Lady Shi Zhenxiang
The Neon Province where Wu Tailang is located is the easternmost territory of the Dragon Kingdom.
The girls there are hospitable and the people are open-minded, especially their artistic attainments, which are second to none.
The rich video products are sold at home and abroad and are deeply loved by the people.
Wu Tailang is Su Xing's good friend. Whenever Neon Kingdom releases a new movie, he will pirate a copy and give it to Su Xing!
From time to time, they even bring the Wu family’s sesame cakes!
The evil scumbag actually fell in love with the honest man Taketaro!
I promise!
The system may not agree!
I didn’t say anything, do it to her!
Su Xing sent a message to his roommate. If the university teacher calls roll in class, please help him!
Then take Didi to the port, where there are planes and ships across the sea to Neon Province!
Su Xing still has 999.9 yuan in her WeChat account, which is enough to buy a plane ticket!
--Snapped!
A crisp sound!
Su Xing's buttocks shook a few times!
? ? ? ? ?
When he looked back, he saw that it was a girl teasing him!
She is the younger sister of Shi Zhenxiang and Steve. She dropped out of school early, has no academic skills, but is obsessed with martial arts.
The Jade Heart Sutra she practices is unparalleled in the world, and she is the most difficult female gangster in this area.
So she took over the family business early and watched the scene at the pier.
Shi Zhenxiang is a complete scumbag. When she saw Su Xing, she was handsome, tall and mighty, more beautiful than Pan An, elegant, dignified and majestic...
Unable to control his own hands, he immediately teased her!
As the saying goes, I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will offend them.
Shi Zhenxiang didn't have any deep grudge against him, so Su Xing didn't take her seriously!
As for her chatting up? !
This is normal!
I am handsome and talented, and every woman will like me!
Su Xing didn't take it seriously and turned around and walked into the waiting room!
Looking around, he thought of a clever trick to trick Shi Zhenxiang.
After nibbling on a Ganoderma lucidum, Su Xing held a string of pearls weighing 10 kilograms.
"Oh~ what kind of light blinded my eyes!"
"Oh~it turns out to be the light emitted by the goddess!"
"Ugh~ Jewelry matches beauty, beautiful Miss Shi Zhenxiang, please accept the gift I give you!"
Shi Zhenxiang was flattered. Su Xing had ignored her before, which offended her self-esteem.
He also wanted his female subordinates to catch Su Xing in a sack, take him home and kill him slowly!
Yes, that’s right, Shi Zhenxiang is so fierce!
The Shi family is rich and powerful, and Shi Zhenxiang is a martial arts master.
In this area, Shi Zhenxiang could walk sideways.
Those little fresh meat were more scared to see her than to see a ghost.
Shi Zhenxiang replied suspiciously: "Do you know my name?"
Su Xing suppressed vomiting and praised Shi Zhenxiang, "Who doesn't know Miss Shi's reputation? You are a little goddess who combines talent and beauty. I, Su, have admired you for a long time!" "
"I'm in the jewelry business and I'm in a hurry to go to Neon Province! I'm in a hurry to go out and I don't have any cash. I've run out of electronic money in my phone. Please be accommodating!"
With that said, she put the bright pearl necklace into Shi Zhenxiang's hand.
Shi Zhenxiang's eyes were bright. She had been making waves at sea for several years. What kind of seafood had she not seen?
She has never seen such a pearl as big as an egg!
After completing the registration formalities for Su Xing!
Shi Zhenxiang took out her mobile phone and said: "Little handsome boy, this gift is too expensive. Let me transfer a sum of money to you. It is considered as a purchase from you!"
Su Xing originally wanted to save a plane ticket, but she didn't expect to earn an extra amount of soft girl coins!
Shi Zhenxiang transferred 3 yuan and gave Su Xing a wink.
"I have WeChat. Remember to call me when you come back. I will take care of you!"
I go!
High!
It's really high!
Is it possible that the WeChat ID was taken away quietly and invisible?
After leaving Shi Zhenxiang and walking 1000 meters, Su Xing ate another Ruyi Ganoderma lucidum.
"As you wish, according to my wishes, I will quickly show my spirit, put a spring fist behind Shi Zhenxiang's butt, and give her a punch!"
We are all from the Dragon Kingdom, and we value reciprocity!
With a punch, Shi Zhenxiang flew into the air.
Construct a quadratic parabola in the air.
It hit the concrete floor like an upside-down onion, and two of its teeth were knocked out.
█?█●
Anger rose into the air, and he slapped the ground heavily, causing cracks like spider webs to burst out.
[Crash value from Shi Zhenxiang + [-]! 】
[Crash value from Shi Zhenxiang + [-]! 】
【…】
The higher the social status of a person, the more grumpy his temper is, and there is no room for a grain of sand in his eyes!
Shi Zhenxiang contributed more than 4 crash points to Su Xing in just one backdoor incident!
Not long after I got on the plane, the numbers kept refreshing!
[-]. After the statute of limitations expired, the pearl necklace disappeared. This heartbreaking pain made Shi Zhenxiang collapse.
[-]. Since being sprayed with shit, Hu Jingjing has suffered physical and mental trauma, leaving a huge shadow.
How big her psychological area is, how big his psychological shadow is!
Every time I think of that embarrassing scene, the collapse value of 10 points and 20 points increases little by little!
A little makes a lot, and a little adds up to a tower!
【--Ding! 】
[The collapse value has reached [-]. Do you want to choose one of the four items as a reward? 】
It finally came. Su Xing raised his eyebrows with a thought, "Go ahead!"
[Choose one of four reward options:
A: Nuwa version of Nendoroid & single for half a year;
B: The all-seeing eye & seven days of constipation;
C: Alien space in the palm of my hand & I can only eat instant noodles within a month, and there are no seasoning packets;
D: Only children make choices and get the above three options. 】
Good guy!I'm straight up a good guy!
Although I am not a dog, you are a real dog!
Isn't this shit?
(Note 1: Nuwa’s version of the Nendoroid, the host can shape it into the shape of anyone and remotely control him/her/it!)
(Note 2: The all-seeing eye, a god-level prop, can withstand storms, currents, and shooting, and is not affected by rain and fog. It is suitable for various harsh situations, becoming a 360-degree tracking and peeping device without blind spots, and transmitting the clearest live broadcast images. .And does not require any oil, natural gas, electricity or other energy to drive!)
(Note 3: The alien space in the palm, god-level skills, there is 1000 cubic meters of alien space in the palm, which can store any items!)
It's all good stuff!
(;′??Д??`)
"Give it a go, I choose D!"
Su Xing was traveling in first class, and when it was dinner time, the waitress brought a plate of steak!
The steak is full of color, flavor and looks very childish.
When a fork went down, the fork bent;
Go down with one knife and curl the blade directly!
The steak became as hard as steel. After one bite, you will have to replace your dentures tomorrow.
The system's additional options function was activated, and Su Xing could only cry in tears and ask the flight attendant to change him to a bowl of instant noodles.
"Hello, sir! Dinner in first class is free, and there is no extra charge for the steak set!"
"I am a rich second generation. I eat a lot of abalone, lobster and steak, and I feel a little panicked. I want something light..."
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Chapter 4
Tokyo City!
After getting off the plane, Su Xing went to the No. 1 Civil Hospital of Neon Province to find out the situation from Wu Tailang.
Wu Tailang's wife's surname was Pan Jin and her first name was Lianzi!
Her family is so poor that she can't even afford tea eggs.
It was Taketaro who worked hard from dawn to dusk every day to make money for her to attend art school.
After graduation, Lianzi became an 18th-tier star.
In this profitable field, Lianzi gradually lost herself.
Relying on his somewhat enchanting looks, he rose to the top positions as producer, chief director, assistant director, executive director, props team leader, lighting team leader, costume team leader, etc.!
After unremitting hard work, Lianzi was promoted to a third-tier star in just three years.
What Lianzi did is clear to Wu Tailang!
But this bad woman charmed Wu Tailang with her sweet words.
"Darling, if I make enough money, we will buy a small house and settle down in Dali, Yunnan, and live a Taoyuan life without any worries!"
But who would have thought!
While eating lotus seeds from the bowl and looking at the pot, I recently caught up with an entertainment tycoon, Ximen Chuixue!
She even wanted to kick Wutaro away and sleep with her wealthy eldest son.
"Water-based poplars need to be cut!"
Su Xing gritted his teeth and became extremely angry.
In Wutaro, he saw his former self.
Hu Jingjing and Lianzi are the same thing, they are both bitchy scumbags!
It is unforgivable to prevent them from peeling off their skin!
Su Xing rolled his eyes and came up with a clever plan.
He comforted Wu Tailang and said: "Brother, you should eat and drink. Don't watch live broadcasts recently!"
"In a few days, my sister-in-law will come back to you!"
Asked for Pan Jinlianzi’s address, Su Xing came to a skyscraper!
It’s time to try the effects of the all-seeing eye!
The all-seeing eye flew from the palm space to the door, penetrated through the wall, and searched for Pan Jinlianzi layer by layer!
A man with an airplane head dressed very hip-hop. Su Xing recognized him. He was a famous hip-hop singer in Neon Province. People in the industry called him Laogou!
He was flirting with a seductively dressed Catwoman in the costume room!
"Baby, when I make enough money, we will go to Dali to live!"
After giving him a hug, Catwoman left the old dog's lap with satisfaction!
The door creaked, and Catwoman gave the old dog a wink before leaving, and passed by Lianzi.
Lianzi was wearing hip-hugging pants and high heels as she approached the old dog!
"Henny! mua~mua~"
The old dog got up, hugged Lianzi, and blocked Lianzi's mouth with his lips to prevent her from talking.
After all, Catwoman hasn’t left yet, if she were to know that she was having an affair with Lianzi!
Once all the dirty information about him is exposed by Catwoman, his reputation will be ruined and he will become a street rat that everyone shouts about.
The old dog holding the lotus seeds turned 3600 degrees like a waltz and kicked the door shut.
Ouch!
Mom!
So erotic!
I like?.???!
During the 30-second battle between them, the clever Su Xing thought of a good way and decided to pretend to be Lao Gou!
Tease Lianzi well and let her feel the beating from society!
When the All-Seeing Eye was withdrawn, Su Xing accidentally saw Catwoman and another little chick having sex with each other.
Catwoman hangs around the little girl's neck like a conjoined twin.
"Yuanyuan, don't be angry. Our working relationship with Lao Gou is innocent!"
"Hey, be good. Now that I have earned enough money, I will take you to settle in Dali!"
Su Xing was shocked!
Your circle is really messy!
Today is an eye-opener!
After Lianzi left with satisfaction, Su Xing walked into the clothing room and knocked out a bunch of old dogs with three strokes and two divided by two!
Tie him up with a rope and stuff 10 pairs of socks into his mouth!
Throw him in the closet like a dead dog!
After everything was done, Su Xing released Nuwa's version of the clay figure from the alien space, pinched it on his face and body, and made it look like an old dog!
The index and ring fingers of his left hand came together, and Su Xing shouted, "Get up!"
Golden light suddenly appeared, and human blood appeared on the clay man's face, and he slowly stood up!
He and Lao Gou are almost from the same mold. Even if his biological mother comes, it will be difficult to tell the authenticity.
Su Xing recited a sentence silently in his mind, and the clay man could state it accurately, word for word.
You can even subconsciously control the Nendoroid to do 10 backflips in a row!
This prop is so outrageous!
Then, Su Xing registered an account on the Dousha Live Broadcasting Platform, and the room name was - Violent Scumbag, the most slutty anchor in history!
[User 153****0162: I was attracted by the name of the live broadcast room. I thought the host was beating up the scumbag! ]
[Tomato's first loss: Same as above, the anchor is a headline-grabber, confirmation is complete, and has been reported! ]
[Little Hamei: The anchor brother is so handsome. He is my type. I decided to observe for another 3 minutes! ]
[Guy: Damn it, the anchor looks a lot like the hip-hop dude from Neon Province. Are you identical twins? ]
The all-seeing eye is similar to a camera and can import the captured images into the live broadcast platform.
The protagonist in the picture is a fake old dog, while Su Xing hides behind the scenes and secretly controls everything.
The clay man old dog grinned, "Haha, yes, I am the old dog, I guarantee the authenticity!"
"The purpose of my launch is to let viewers see the darkness of the entertainment industry and expose the scumbag Lianzi!"
[Bubbling in the rain: sad (dry), heart (sick), sick (beautiful), crazy (beautiful)! ]
[Scp Little Peanut: Real or fake?Dare to play so big!Old dog, you don’t want to be in the entertainment industry anymore?I heard that Lianzi is the son of a giant in the entertainment industry in Neon Province!Aren't you afraid of being banned? ]
[Bubbling in the rain: @小Peanut, why is the version I heard different from yours?Didn't Rianzi get married before her debut?His lover is a sesame seed seller! ]
[Coke, Coke: Are you using 2G to access the Internet?Lianzi’s boyfriend is Ximen Chuixue! ]
[Bubbling in the rain: @cokecoke, stop spreading rumors! ]
[Coke: The paparazzi saw them spending the night in the hotel more than once. Could it be that they were talking about the script all night long? ]
[Honest man: Let’s be honest, Lianzi is a scumbag, and she approves of Lao Gou’s violence with both hands and feet! ]
——Ding, the honest man will give away 100 fish balls!
——Ding, Keyboard Man is giving away 100 shark coins!
——Ding, the melon-eating masses sent two planes!
——Ding, Licking Dog sends out a rocket!
Su Xing is just a child, what bad intentions can he have?
He just wanted to avenge Taketaro and vent his anger.
I didn’t expect to have extra income, it’s so exciting!
Of course, there are many fans of Lianzi in the barrage area who want to protect the image of their idols all the time.
[Lianfen: Blackies, are you orphans?Did Lianzi provoke you? ]
[White Lotus Holy Cult: Submissive in reality, aggressive in the Internet!Grandpa Yuan’s hybrid rice has high yield again this year?Supporting you again?When you’re full and have nothing to do, you can go to the pier to carry big bags. Don’t spread rumors and slander on the Internet and spread fake news! ]
[Ximen Chuixue: That’s right! ]
The clay man old dog shrugged, "Today I will show you Lianzi's true face in Lushan!"
Chapter 5 Live broadcast to trick the scumbag
Su Xing had already removed Lao Gou's phone, and the Nendoroid could easily use face unlock to turn on the phone.
He raised his voice and whispered a message to Lianzi.
——Little baby, go to the Daban Hotel for dinner at 11 o'clock in the evening, and I will give you a big baby.
[Straight man: Hey... my goosebumps are all over the floor...]
[Lian Fen: The lotus seed goddess is reserved and generous, and she is magnanimous!If she can promise you, I will defecate upside down and eat ramen while doing it! ]
[White Lotus Holy Cult: If my goddess went out on a date with you at night, I would eat shit while eating and pull ramen! ]
[Lao Ba: There are always people who want to cheat people out of food and drinks! ]
--Ding!
The information is returned almost in seconds!
Her voice is so charming that it can make a seven-foot man go soft!
The audience in the live broadcast room was mesmerized!
——Well, okay, see you tonight. The Lun family wants to see Brother Gou’s big baby. I’m really looking forward to it, Chew Mi!
The bursts of yelling made the audience in the live broadcast room have goosebumps all over the floor.
We went out for a dinner date at 11pm, and it was almost 12pm after dinner!
And the location is a hotel, so you can feel warm and comfortable, it’s a one-stop service!
Any normal woman would know that this was a hint. Lianzi agreed to go on the date, which proved that she was a scumbag.
There were still three hours before the date, so Su Xing controlled the Nendoroid to buy a big gift!
Su Xing was worried about this gift.
As night falls, the stars in the sky blink their eyes, watching the lively flow of people on the ground!
Renko dressed up sexy and enchanting, wearing a tight black low-cut dress, a pleated miniskirt, and long black boots, just like a student version of the Black Widow.
He also wore a heavy mask, not for epidemic prevention and control, but to avoid being recognized by outsiders.
She looks forward to it with great anticipation, looking through the autumn water, waiting for her lover to go through the clouds and rain with her!
[Emperor Qing: There is a lotus seed in the direction of 2:00. It seems that she is really a scumbag. The house collapsed! ]
[Eunuch: The person upstairs is wearing a mask. How did you recognize him? ]
[Emperor Qing: I recognized the two pounds of flesh on her chest...]
[Lianfen: I may be invited here to talk about work. Don’t judge a gentleman with a villain’s heart. I have confidence in my lotus. She is as pure as boiled water. She must not be a scumbag! ]
As soon as they met, Renzi hugged the Nendoroid old dog in public!
This caused a hundred points of damage to Renko's fans.
After entering the hotel and opening a private room, Lianzi took off his mask. Lianzi nibbled on the old dog a few times, leaving a few lip marks on his face.
This hurt Renko's fans a thousand times.
If it is an ordinary couple in love, there is nothing wrong with them kissing, hugging, swaying, and getting tired of each other.
However, Lianzi is an idol, and it is officially announced that she has no friends of the opposite sex and is single.
This is not outright deception!
[Lianfen: Alas, the pink has turned dark! ]
[Billion-year-old antique stone: It’s no secret that time management masters, actresses become surrogate mothers and abandoned for adoption, and male stars cheat on each other are commonplace!The entertainment industry is a big dye vat with not much fresh water in it...]
[Lianzi’s number one fan: People have three emotions and six desires. It’s a normal woman who likes men, okay?You damn old dog, you are despicable, shameless, and mean, you secretly play sneak attacks and ruin the reputation of my goddess, that’s too much!Go to hell, old dog! (Broken sound), Lianzi, wake up quickly, don’t be deceived by the scumbag! (Breaking sound)]
[屮: It’s over, the child is crazy! ]
[Billion Years Antique Stone: Could it be that he is the legendary crazy fan? ]
Su Xing controlled the clay man to push the lotus seeds away gently. If he continued like this, he would chew out the mud.
"My dear, this is the gift I carefully selected for you!"
The blue gift box is wrapped with a golden ribbon and feels heavy to the touch. If there is a piece of gold inside, send it!
Lianzi said playfully: "Hmm, I want to see what the big treasure you gave me is?"
As soon as the lid is opened!
call--
A boxing glove flew out from inside!
It was impartial and hit Lianzi right on the bridge of his nose.
click -
The whole nose is tilted to one side!
When Lianzi was about to curse, a golden light blinded her titanium alloy dog eyes.
Under the spring glove, there is a diamond the size of an ostrich egg.
Shining brightly under the light.
Lianzi's expression cleared from the clouds, he straightened his nose, his face full of disbelief!
"Siguoyi!"
"Is this for me?"
Su Xing was shocked!
Can the nose be straightened?
What is this operation?
I gave you a surprise, but you gave me a shock!
"You...you...your nose!"
Lianzi felt there was no need to hide it, so she confessed openly, "I had a minor surgery and my nose was slightly adjusted!"
"The face is also filled with hyaluronic acid. So, old dog brother, don't make fun of other people's faces casually!"
The Nendoroid nodded awkwardly and whispered to himself: "This is quite expensive!"
"No matter how expensive it is, it can't be compared to the big diamond that Brother Old Dog gave to the Lun family. Such a big diamond must be worth at least one billion!"
"Uh! It's not that valuable. International experts have estimated it to be worth only [-] million. This is small money..."
"Wow, such a big diamond must be unique in this world! It's so beautiful, I like it so much! Thank you, I love you, huh!"
The old clay man dog showed a mysterious smile like Mona Lisa and nodded gently!
Lianzi is about to go crazy with joy. From now on, she can become a rich woman.
What a fart scene!
The entertainment giant who invested in the filming of Lotus Seed is short, fat, and old!
Lianzi has long been dissatisfied with his unspoken rules for himself!
I'll say goodbye to him when I get back to the company tomorrow.
Seeing the old dog's eyes moving slightly downward, Lianzi said with a smile: "If you think it's too small, I can do another filling operation!"
There is no pressure at all to say this.
As early as a few months ago, Lianzi confessed to Lao Gou in a slightly warning tone.
Silica gel!poisonous!
Can't bite!
boom--
A bolt from the blue, five thunders struck the sky, making the star of Su star burnt and tender inside.
This caused [-] points of critical damage to Lianzi's fans.
[Lianzi’s number one fan: I take back what I just said, I turned from pink to black, and from black to black! ]
[Whoever blackmails you on the Internet in the future, take me with you, I will spit her to death! ]
[Uuuu, I'm suffering!I have invested 100 million in plastic surgery lotus over the years!Buy her photos, buy goods in her store, give rewards in her live broadcast room... Wow, my life is miserable! ]
[Your Royal Highness: Just be content!Even though Lian had undergone plastic surgery, she could still see! ]
[The female anchor I tipped before is named Qiao Biluo. She is said to be a good-looking anchor, but she is actually an old aunt in her 60s! ]
[Who can understand the pain in my heart? ]
[Bibiji: I can understand!I am the top brother! ]
In the private room next to Su Xing, he was munching potato chips and watching the barrage of shocking remarks, which almost made him laugh to death.
Chasing stars is risky, so be careful when investing money!
Now that the number of people in the live broadcast room has reached more than [-], it is time for the scumbag to die socially.
(End of this chapter)
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