Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world

Chapter 45: I don’t have the guts to participate in elections, but I do have the guts to make money in the name of elections, and it’s huge.

"Hashirama! If you retire, who will take the blame if something happens to Konoha in the future? No, no, who will be responsible!" Seimei sat opposite Hashirama, seemingly trying to persuade her sincerely.

"No, Konoha's development is getting better and better. Even if I retire, nothing will happen. And those damn documents not only require me to read and sign, but also make suggestions. I might as well retire!" Hashirama gritted his teeth. .

"Then let's start nominating second-generation candidates tomorrow!" An idea of ​​​​deceiving Krypton came to Qingming's mind.

That night.

"Old man, is Qianye back?" Qingming asked.

"Then let's go have a drink. Come on, how many drinks can we have?" Tsujima took out a bottle of wine and said with a smile.

"Okay!" Qingming sat down directly.

"Let me tell you, this is the Mikawa Town twenty-month brew that I have been saving for a long time. You are lucky!" Tsujima said with a smile.

"Then I'd rather be respectful than obey your orders!" Qingming raised his glass and drank it all in one gulp, "Forget it, it's okay to just drink like this. Old man, don't drink secretly. I'll make some dishes to go with the wine."

Half an hour later, Qingming came back with a plate of soy sauce beef and a plate of peanuts.

"What a boy! I never saw that you had such skills before! The soy sauce beef is pretty good!"

"That's not the case! Back then, when I cooked for Kaguya, I always had four dishes and one soup without any duplicates!"

"Oh~ when your mother left, she entrusted you to me..."

"Old man, stop talking. It's not easy for you after so many years."

"Forget it, stop talking and keep drinking!"

The two ended up drunk in the yard.

The next day, Hokage Building.

Seimei looked at the jounin sitting there, took out an erhu, pulled up Erquan Yingyue, and said: "Our first Hokage, he has gone~ One bow, two bows, three bows, and then Bow, salute, end of ceremony, thanks to the family, rest in peace for the deceased, no offense intended, be strong for the living, hell is closed, may there be no pain in heaven, Amen, Namo Amitabha, the God of infinite blessings and life, the son is silent, the strange power confuses the gods, the first generation of adults, go OK~"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Shoudai-sama, why did you just leave like this? Uuuuuu..." A jounin of the Hyuga family cried.

"Wait a minute, Qiaodou Sack, Seimei, I'm not dead yet!" Hashirama said carelessly.

"Oh, yes, we are going to choose the candidate for the Second Hokage today. I nominate the Great Elder Uzumaki Masahiko!" Seimei said.

"Seimei, what do you mean? I nominate Senju Tobirama, the principal of the Ninja School!" Masahiko skillfully dumped the blame.

"I nominate my uncle, bah, I nominate the Police Minister Uchiha Madara." Tobirama said.

"I nominate Qianye Hatake, Deputy Minister of Police." Madara casually lit a cigarette with a fire escape.

"No smoking here." Qingming said with a smile.

"It's okay, it's not a big problem." Madara was still smoking.

"I nominate my brother, bah, I nominate Hokage advisor Hatake Seimei." Qianye said with a smile.

"That's it, the election will start tomorrow and last for five days." After Seimei finished speaking, he whispered to the ANBU beside him: "Jounin can vote for free, chunin can vote for 5000 taels per vote, genin can vote for 1 taels per vote, and civilians can vote for [-] taels. May Day voting, each person can vote up to twenty votes a day, do you understand?"

That night, Qiweiju.

"Blade, are you still chopping vegetables?" Qingming walked in and asked.

"Second uncle, dad, uncle Masahiko, what do you want to eat? I'll call the boss." Ren said in a panic.

"Wait a minute, Blade, where did the 200 taels I placed under the floor recently go?" Qianye asked, looking at Blade with a smile.

"Maybe my mother took it away!" There were a few drops of cold sweat on Ren's forehead, "I'll call the boss out first. You guys sit down."

"Whoosh!" A thousand sticks flew past and pierced the wall of Qiweiju's kitchen.

"Tell me, where did my 200 taels go? Your mother doesn't even know that I have hidden money!" Qianye scolded.

"Okay, I'm going to buy the new work "The Sky of Fate: The Soaring Sky" by Mr. Eiichiro Kishimoto Yoshihiro from Toriyama." Basa told the truth helplessly.

Qingming's face gradually lost its luster.

"What happened?" Masahiko looked at Qingming and wondered.

"The book that Ren bought is the [-]-ban novel written by me." Qingming whispered.

"Nani!" Masahiko exclaimed.

"Old Zheng, what's the matter?" Qianye turned around and asked.

"That book is an erotic book about forbidden love written by Seimei!" Masahiko betrayed his teammates on the spot.

"Old Master, you can't do this! I nominated you to be Hokage at that time!" Seimei said as he backed away.

"Fuck you! Are you doing that for me? You just want me to be exhausted by those documents!" Masahiko said angrily.

"I don't have the guts to participate in elections, but I have the guts to make money in the name of elections, and I'm very brave!" Qingming simply stopped pretending.

"If I don't spread this matter out, I will cast an illusion on him later! Let's split the money at [-]/[-], and I'll give you [-]/[-]!" Qianye said after meeting.

"Huh? Is this in line with etiquette?" Masahiko was angry.

"Break it! Mirror Flowers and Water Moon!" Qingming cast a magic spell on Masahiko on the spot.

"Oh my God, you two brothers don't have any tolerance, so you came to trick me and attack my 60-year-old man!" Masahiko now only remembers Seimei's writing about Liu Bei and forgot about making money. Of course, Basa also forgot about it.

"Damn it! Second uncle, you don't care about human affairs! You won't give me your nephew for free!" Ren You complained.

"You are my nephew and I have to give you free money? What kind of bullshit is this! I don't have to support the family?" Qingming asked.

"I know how to talk when someone asks me, but no one comes, and I feel helpless in anticipation. I have something to say, but it can't be loaded. My mood is like a bottle lid, waiting to be opened, but my mouth is growing moss. Inside the crowd The more quiet and quiet I become, the more indifferent I become. I want to cause accidents, like suddenly singing loudly, and everywhere I go, it's like opening up a four-sided stage. I dress up in the flashiest clothes and feel very emotional. When someone comes to take pictures, remember to insert your pockets. Do you think I'm exaggerating? Let's go! Exaggeration is just because I'm afraid, like wood or stone, will it be noticed? In fact, I'm afraid of being forgotten, so let's enlarge it and act it! I'm very uneasy, how can I be elegant?" Qingming expressed his difficulties in half an exaggeration.

"So this is the reason why you are disturbing the people?" Zhenxiu came down from the attic. Of course, the decoration team is under Qingming's staff, so it is inevitable that it will be a bit expensive.

"Believe it or not, I will report you for violating consumer rights tomorrow?" Qingming said with a smile.

"No need! What do you guys want to eat?" Zhen Xiu greeted them with a smile.

"You don't need kale or celery for a plate of dry-fried beef river!" Qianye looked at him and said, "You little bastard, if you dare to steal my money, go back tonight and take care of yourself!"

"Second uncle, you are harming me!" Blade said through gritted teeth.

"What does it have to do with me?" Qingming looked at Ren, "When you go back tonight, I will ask your father to let you feel real pain! By the way, Zhenxiu, make me a plate of beef fried rice, without kale or celery."

"Pay first! And Second Grandpa, what are you going to eat?"

"I'm old, a pot of seafood porridge is enough, Qingming guy pays!" Masahiko said with a smile.

"Okay!" Qingming paid and they sat down to eat.

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