One Piece Road Fei's sister

Chapter 79: Each other’s enemies

Feng Clay looked at the gentleman-looking man in front of him with a cigarette in his mouth with some surprise: "So you are an accomplice of Straw Hat. Rumor has it that the prince is also you, right?"

"No, my name is Sanji, and I'm a top chef at sea."

"Chef? Then the slave family is a first-class ladyboy. If you are a chef, you should go back to cook honestly and don't interfere in the affairs of this country."

"I should have told you that."

At this time, Usopp arrived at the southeast gate of the royal capital Aruba and saw the injured Chopper lying on the ground. He looked anxious and shook his body: "Chopper! Chopper! Cheer up! Where is the enemy? Where is the combination?"

Chopper slowly opened his eyes: "Usopp, it's great that you're fine"

Chopper sat up from the ground (animals have strong resilience): "Don't talk nonsense, I'm here to help you, they are around here, you must be careful!"

Usopp took a closer look and saw that there were holes all over the sand.

"what happened?"

Chopper said solemnly: "The Merry Christmas is the mole man who ate the mole fruit. The other Mr. 4 is the baseball player who is with the dog."

Usopp looked confused: "What are you talking about, I don't understand at all."

At this moment, Chopper protected Usopp's body and fell to the ground: "Get down!"

"Ok?"

The two of them lay down together, and Mr. 4 emerged from a hole in the ground, swung a baseball bat and hit a baseball over.

The baseball fell to the ground and exploded deafeningly.

"Usopp, are you alright?"

"I'm fine, so what was that just now?"

When the smoke of the explosion dissipated, Chopper pointed his hand not far away, and saw a dog-shaped gun (or a gun-shaped dog) looking at the two people with a snot in his nose.

This is Mr.4's gun-loving dachshund Rasu, a new creature in which Gun eats the dog's fruit (I don't know how it does it).

Rasu looked at Usopp and Chopper blankly with a snot in his nose. It looked like he had caught a cold.

"Ah!"

Rasu sneezed and spit out a baseball from his mouth. Although Mr. 4 was bulky, he had quick eyesight and quick hands. He swung the club violently and hit the baseball. The baseball flew towards Usopp and Chopper.

"Usopp, get out of here!" Chopper shouted.

There was a loud "boom", but Usopp did not completely avoid it. A big hole was blown on the ground, and Usopp was affected by the shock wave of the explosion.

At this time, Merry Christmas came from behind Mr. 4. Usopp was shocked when he saw it: "Mole! The Mole Man is here!"

Chopper shouted: "She hasn't transformed yet."

Merry Christmas: "You idiot!"

Usopp didn't know what was going on, and lay in Chopper's arms: "Chopper, I'll leave it to you, can I bury my body in the sea after I die?"

Chopper's eyes popped out and he shouted, "Didn't you say you came to help me?"

"Hmph, enjoy the rest of your short life!"

Merry Christmas said, gradually turning into a mole form. , Usopp looked at "Penguin?"

Merry Christmas yelled: "Didn't I just say that? It's moles!! Mr. 4, kill them quickly!"

Mr.4 received the order and continued to swing the club to knock out the baseball bombs one by one.

Usopp and Chopper dodged left and right, trying to avoid these bombs, being hit was no joke.

"Just knock you down!"

Chopper shouted, raised his fist and rushed towards Mr. 4, but at this time, Mr. 4 swung the bat, and a baseball bomb went straight to his face.

Chopper turned pale with fright, and shouted, Usopp was also extremely nervous.

Just as he was about to be hit, Chopper's body instantly shrank, and the baseball bomb was fired towards the rear. The shrunken Chopper wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with a cute face: "I forgot that there is still this move!" gone."

A false alarm.

At this time, Usopp didn't know when he had already circled behind Mr. 4, raised a five-ton hammer and smashed it on his head: "Usopp Crush!"

Merry Christmas looked at Usopp in surprise: "Mr. 4! A five-ton hammer, where does that kid get such strength?!"

After receiving this blow, Mr. 4's vision suddenly went dark and he was about to faint.

Merry Christmas silly!

Chopper was stunned!

Usopp landed steadily, with a arrogant look on his face, and adjusted his goggles: "Because I have sunk countless battleships, people respect me as the King of Destruction!"

Merry Christmas was shocked: "Who are you?!"

Usopp raised a five-ton hammer with one hand: "My name is"

Chopper screamed: "Awesome!"

"Captain Usopp!!"

Merry Christmas scared a drop of cold sweat on my forehead.

Usopp turned around: "Stinky mole! Give me a hammer!"

"Wow!"

It would be no joke if it was hit by a five-ton hammer.

Usopp dropped the hammer, and Merry Christmas immediately went into the hole.

"Here I am, idiot!"

In the blink of an eye, Merry Christmas was in another hole, provoking Usopp.

Usopp's hammer fell in that direction again.

"I am here!"

"Usopp Crush!"

"here!"

"Crush!"

After going back and forth like this, the two of them actually played a game of whack-a-mole.

"Damn it, he's actually running around!"

"Hmph, no matter how strong you are, so what? If you can't hit, it's still useless!"

Usopp adjusted his goggles: "To tell you the truth, I actually killed many of the employees of Baroque Works because they were in my hands!"

Merry Christmas looked shocked: "What?!" (I really believe it)

"And" Usopp pointed at himself with his thumb, "I still have eight thousand subordinates!"

Chopper's eyes bulged: "Really?!"

Usopp looked at Chopper and raised the hammer in his hand, "Five tons!"

Chopper screamed: "Wow! Suguoyi (so awesome)!"

"8000 people!"

"Suguoyi!"

"Ah!"

While Usopp was showing off, the dachshund Ratso sneezed, and a baseball bomb flew out, hitting Usopp's hammer directly.

There was an explosion, and the sledgehammer caught fire and was burned.

Chopper seemed to feel that his feelings had been deceived: "It turns out it's made of paper!"

"Nonsense, how can I lift five tons? I can't even lift five kilograms so smoothly!"

It turns out that the hammer is made of two pans with two ends, a metal bracket in the middle, and the rest is made of paper.The outside was painted with black paint and a "5t" logo was added, which looked quite scary.

Usopp originally wanted to use this method to scare these two people, but unexpectedly, he was discovered through an accident.

Chopper felt that his outlook on life (deer) had been refreshed.

The Merry Christmas Mole's face turned sinister: "You brat, how dare you lie to me?!"

Sanji's side...

Sanji's black foot kicked Von Clay on the left face, and Von Clay kicked Sanji on the right face, and the cigarette fell to the ground.

This evenly matched blow caused the two of them to retreat five steps each.

Sanji: "Call you bastard!"

Feng Kelei: "What kind of kick is this, it can be equal to the slave's monster boxing? Get out of the way quickly, don't delay my business!"

Sanji: "Didn't I tell you? If you want to pass here, you have to beat me!"

"Kill you? What a big tone! The slave family has been practicing day and night to master the shemale boxing, and you still want to knock me down?"

Feng Kelei said, making an attacking posture with both palms, and staggered to send out attacks like slashing: "Shemale Boxing·Sorrowful Swan Ball!"

"Kicking skills first meat!"

"drink!"

"Back meat!"

"drink!"

"brisket!"

"ah!"

Feng Kelei's palms were like knives, and Sanji's kicks were like spears. There was a muffled sound of punches and kicks in the air, and the two of them flew back at the same time.

"Enough is enough, from now on, the slave family is going to get serious!"

"I'm done with your boring juggling too."

"Juggling? You actually said that the slaves are juggling?"

"Just let the horses come!"

Got it!

Unknown where the inspiration came from, Feng Kelei suddenly had an idea, and his face changed into that of Nami!

As soon as he saw his Miss Nami, Sanji's eyes suddenly filled with love.He couldn't hide his thoughts like this.

Soon, he was defeated by Feng Kelei, and he was trampled under his feet with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"Haha, it seems that you are just talking about it. Isn't this why you can't stand up anymore? A first-class chef in the sea?" Feng Kelei, who became Nami, stepped on Sanji's head and smiled proudly .

Sanji immediately became angry: "You bastard shemale, no matter how much you look like Miss Nami, you are still a shemale at heart, so don't let me get carried away!"

Having said that, when Sanji's eyes fixed on him (her) again, there was still a heart in his eyes that couldn't be restrained.

Even he himself hates himself a little, he looks so cute, he just can't do anything to her.

Sanji was originally fascinated by him or her. At this time, "Nami" gently lifted her collar and blushed: "This country is so hot~ I really want to wear all my clothes." Take it off~"

The peach heart in Sanji's eyes was about to fly into outer space, and he immediately turned into a gorilla, leaning over slowly: "Do you need my help?"

"Shemale knife cut!"

"Toe kick!"

Two fierce kicks landed directly on Sanji's face. When Sanji stood up and was about to fight back, Funkrei turned into Nami again. Sanji, who was charging forward, immediately stopped the car.

"Shemale Fist: Memoirs of That Summer!"

Taking advantage of this moment, "Nami" spun around and kicked Sanji in the face again.

"Kick and click the meat!"

This time, it was Sanji who kicked Feng Clay in the face.

Feng Klei was a little surprised: "What are you?"

"I've seen through your ability to imitate"

"Stop bluffing, where can you see through the servant's house?"

"When you launch an attack, it will immediately return to its original appearance, and when you stop attacking, it will change back. Am I right?"

When Sanji said this, Feng Kelei felt a "thump" in his heart.

At this time, Aruba Naximen.

Zoro looked around but couldn't find Nami and Kirisame: "Where did these two idiots go?"

(In fact, Sauron himself lost his way)

Not far away, Mr.1 and Erzhi looked at Nami with eager eyes. Nami was so frightened that she almost cried and ran as fast as she could: "I've had enough. By the way, where are the idiot swordsman and Yu'er?" , help!”

"One of the rules of killing is to eliminate the weak first"

Mr.1 looked at Nami who was running for her life like a cat looking at a mouse.

Just when she thought she had run away, Mr. 1 flew over, his fingers turned into blades and was about to cut off Nami's neck.

Nami looked like she was on the verge of death and in despair.

At this critical moment, a sharp blade came up to stop Mr. 1's attack and the God of Death.

"Sauron!"

Nami, who came back from the edge of hell, showed a look of joy.

Mr.1 looked at Zoro with an indifferent look: "It's really a hindrance."

Zoro struck forward with his sword, but Mr. 1 blocked it lightly with his arm, and the sound of metal colliding could be heard in the air.

Zoro suddenly felt something: "Your body seems a bit unusual."

"That's natural."

Mr. 1, whose real name is Daz Bonis, is a superhuman quick-cutting fruit user. His whole body can be turned into blades, and his body is as hard as steel.He was originally a bounty hunter in the West Sea, and later joined the Baroque Working Society, with a bounty of 5100 million Baileys.

Originally, there was some overlap between the two. Mr. 1 once invited Zoro to join, but Zoro said: "If I am the boss, I will join."

"But I'm very sorry, I have no interest in the position of your idiot boss now."

The two of them hit each other and clashed again.

"Don't be proud, you are just an unknown swordsman in a pirate group."

Zoro smiled evilly: "Then who are you? Are you pawns at the mercy of others? Or are you just a loser?"

Judging from this posture, the two of them are about to duel.

The second finger is also very knowledgeable. She said to her partner Mr. 1: "Then, leave that lady over there (Nami) to me!"

"Please go ahead."

Hearing this, Zoro's heart thumped: "Oops, Nami."

But in a blink of an eye, Nami ran away without knowing it.

Nami was hiding in a corner, holding three blue short sticks to encourage herself.

These three short sticks are the weather sticks Usopp made for her.

"What am I doing? I'm hiding from XZ. I've obviously made up my mind. Weiwei is still waiting for me."

At this moment, several spikes shot from a short distance and hit Nami's body.

(End of this chapter)