Calculator of Konoha Village

"Kakashi, take care of your dog, I don't like intelligent dogs." Zhiqi said in a bad tone with an expressionless face.

Her normal personality also likes dogs. Unfortunately, Kakashi's dogs have similar IQs to humans, and they are all male dogs. For her with mysophobia, they are dogs that she cannot pet normally.

"Ahem, Parker, let me introduce to you, this is..."

"Hey Xiuxiu, you don't need to introduce me. This is your little girlfriend. You have her smell on you, and it's intimate bodily fluid contact. Hehe, Kakashi, you guy actually... wuwu~"

Kakashi quickly held down Parker who was speaking out loud, and looked at the cold Zhiqi who was using a lightning beam to control the shape of his hair. His body was smeared with slug juice.

The main reason is that Orochimaru's gland transplant surgery for Shiqi was very complete, and it was almost a perfect fusion. The bodies of the Aburame clan are naturally adapted to insects. Although slugs are not insects, but molluscs, chakra is relatively abstract and conceptual. The power of belief.

And although Zhiqi didn't say it, Kakashi looked at her skin that became more crystal clear, and guessed that she should also have completed the software transformation by the way. If a person like Orochimaru undergoes surgery, he will naturally get rid of it once and for all because his time is precious.

"Time is tight and the task is heavy. The best thing to do is to finish it as soon as possible while the New Year is approaching and the ninja activities are reduced. Don't waste time."

Zhiqi didn't pay attention to what Parker said, it was just that she was in a bad mood and wanted to vent.

It would have been nice if the enemy came and died, but unfortunately now the war has almost ceased and the ninjas have to celebrate the New Year.

The ninja world is also weird enough. On the one hand, ninjas are proud to regard themselves as tools, and on the other hand, they also celebrate the New Year, just like the war in Europe had a truce on the battlefield for Christmas.

It is clear that the best way to fight is to never tire of deceit. During the Ghost Festival, it feels like it is only right to seize the opportunity to cause trouble!

The battlefield is not completely devoid of ninjas, but the scale is more than half smaller. A large number of ninjas are preparing to go back to celebrate the New Year...

"Celebrating the Chinese New Year? Nowadays, the light taste is getting more and more new..."

Kakashi thought about the two years he had spent after his father's death. His father committed suicide in the spring of Konoha 45. Now there are three days in 46 years and 47 years...

Last Spring Festival, he had just experienced the first year after his father's death. His mentality was completely confused and painful. He only had his dog for company, and he didn't even follow the custom of separation. He didn't want to seal up any of his father's things.

He didn't expect to spend the New Year with someone he didn't like this year, but he couldn't accept it. Even during the mission, taking some time to go to the temple to pray is what a ninja would do, even if it doesn't help to realize his wish...

"I'm not interested in celebrating the New Year, but people always need to rest and hurry up as soon as possible. We will go to Sichuan King on New Year's Eve and the [-]st to celebrate the New Year..."

Zhiqi, who has always been nervous, wants to say goodbye to her past self. In her ninth year in the ninja world, she is barely on track and can enter a semi-relaxed state.

"with you?"

Kakashi looked at Zhiqi's soft expression and felt something in his heart. Although he didn't have much contact with Zhiqi, this guy tortured him a lot.

Intellectually crushing and toying with this genius of his, this girl is definitely not as meek, trusting in fire, and joking as she appears in front of others.

He, Kakashi, never believed it, but before he worked desperately for his father's name, and later he protected Lin for Obito's last wish, and Lin's last wish was to protect the village...

But he didn't bother to explain that, except for what he cared about, life should be just a matter of course...

"Let's go, can we ride a dog while there are few people? It will be faster that way!"

Zhiqi is most interested in Blue, a big dog with a tiger-like head and a tiger-like brain. He is 1.5 meters tall when lying down and almost three meters when standing up.

It is not big among psychic beasts, but it is not weak in strength. It can temporarily suppress the elite jounin Zabuza. Unfortunately, psychic beasts without ninjutsu rely too much on their size.

"... Riding a dog? Only one is enough, and it's hard to separate!"

Kakashi scratched his head. If there was heavy snow, dogs could still pull sleds, but the latitude of Takino Country was average. The coldest in winter was more than ten degrees below zero. Now it was only around zero, and the weather was considered sunny.

"Just work together. Your chakra won't be wasted. It will help us reduce our total weight in a while, and there will even be a surplus, which can make even big dogs lighter..."

Zhiqi is a little envious of Kakashi's chakra amount. Kakashi's chakra amount is ten times that of hers at the same age, and he can use multiple shadow clones and earth flow castle walls at will.

Compared to the future "Kakashi Chronicles" where you can cover a village with earthen walls, you can also vitrify the earthen wall to prevent lightning and suppress it, and it can still last for a day.

Although they are far away from the peak now, it is enough for Zhiqi and his weight to take off with the assistance of the Thunder Eagle cloak.

"My control is not good, synergy ninjutsu?"

Looking at Zhiqi's hair and cloak, Kakashi knew what Zhiqi was thinking. His control over the Thunder Release was far inferior to that of Zhiqi who was cheated by the nano bugs. They have control levels comparable to those of a shadow level in advance, to the extent that they can fly with the feathers of a thunder eagle.

Flying consumes too much chakra. Even if Kakashi has enough chakra to fly [-] kilometers with Zhiqi, the risk is too high. Lowering your weight and riding a dog is a better choice. The excess lift can even reduce the dog's own strength. weight.

With the same strength, dogs are inherently faster than humans. Although Kakashi's dog speed is not as fast as Kakashi who uses all his strength to accelerate with thunder, the combination of endurance and speed means that Kakashi's dog's ability to run long distances at the peak of adulthood is stronger than it is now. Kakashi...

Kakashi lay down next to his big dog's ear to discuss. Because he was fast enough and strong enough from the factory, he had never ridden his own dog:

"Jiligulu, Waibibabu...Bulu, is there a problem?"

"No problem, Kakashi, just add money and promote the name of our Eight Ninja Dogs, right Parker!"

The stupid big dog Blue, his eyes were chattering. Although the eight ninja dogs are loyal to Kakashi, the Hatake clan has too much property. Sometimes they can't help but miss Kakashi. What to do if Xi dies!

They didn't dare to move at all!Well, in addition to daily needs, it is reasonable for the ninja dog to eat well. Anyway, Hatake can afford to raise it...

It's better to let Kakashi give them some property in advance, and then they can help Kakashi more!

"Ahem, yes, Kakashi, our eight ninja dogs grew up with you, and you have the name of cold-blooded Kakashi. We also want to have our own name in the ninja dog world!"

Parker, a pug, is not only a ghost but also versatile. He is even proficient in many foreign languages. He speaks not much human language, but also a variety of animal languages. He can understand and translate the words of Tsunade's pet dolphin.

Ninja dogs like it, in addition to basic survival requirements, also want to achieve self-realization, but their strength has reached its peak, and they have to look at Kakashi, the future strongman.

Parker stepped into the topic and told Kakashi the news about the ninja world, so that Kakashi could understand the form of the ninja world:

"Recent information about the ninja world, there is no big news, it is the same as two months ago...

In the past two days, I seem to have heard that another small ninja village was massacred in the Kingdom of Wind. No dog dares to stay there. What kind of mission are you performing? There should be no danger if you don’t go to the southeast of the Kingdom of Wind..."

"Is there a problem in the southeast of the Kingdom of Wind? I understand.

Parker is commanding, reconnaissance march formation, target the capital of Sichuan, within 72 hours, maintain more than [-]% energy, during the rest period, Parker decides..."

Kakashi gained confidence and let the professional marching scout dog team act independently to clear the way for him. The ninja dogs of the Hatake clan must cooperate with Kage-level operations, and they are all very capable beings!

You probably won't be able to come into contact with any big figures in the ninja world during this mission, so don't be afraid, there's no big problem.

He called the big dog Blue to stand in front of Zhiqi and him, and looked at her riding the dog with a half-smile: "Do you want to sit behind me?"

"No need, I'm in front, Thunder Release, Sky Dance, Silent Type!"

Zhiqi controlled the nanoworms that had previously covered the Thunder Eagle's feathers, coordinated the current in the feathers, and then used a layer of nanoworms to absorb the dissipated static electricity to achieve the purpose of silencing.

However, when she did this, the movement was smaller, but the control was not enough to move on her own. She straddled the big dog carelessly like riding a motorcycle, controlled the cloak to turn into wings, opened the zippers on both sides of the waist of the leather jacket, and her clothes There is an emergency undressing function designed in advance. It is outrageous that taking off clothes can prevent Amaterasu!

"What you have to do is put your hands on both sides to output chakra, and use the Ren Seal of the collaborative ninjutsu to convert the thunder escape chakra first..."

Regarding collaborative ninjutsu, any ninja can do it in the Fourth Ninja World War. Geniuses like Kakashi and Zhiqi have understood the principle very early. Chakra can carry will. As long as the user wants to, just lose the chakra.

"……clear."

Looking at Zhiqi who unfolded his cloak like an angel riding a dog, Kakashi was a little scared. He was still a child under nine years old. It was too early for him to have his hands on the waist of the opposite sex.

However, after sitting behind Zhiqi and maintaining a distance of half a foot, he tentatively pressed his fingers against the cold and smooth skin of Zhiqi's waist...

Well, why is it cold, and it’s too slippery!

Not feeling any resistance, he couldn't help but put his palms together and pinch the soft and strong slender waist...

No, this is a snake waist!

Kakashi, who was still a little charming in his heart, was so scared that he swallowed his saliva. Could it be that Zhiqi was transformed by Orochimaru and turned into a monster?

"Gudu~ Is this snake phosphorus?"

"Hmph, you are indeed the dull-headed pervert Obito said!

This is the inner armor made from the shed skin of the White Snake Sage. It was given by Master Orochimaru. It does not affect chakra transmission..."

Zhiqi stretched out his hand to roll up his sleeves, revealing the flesh-colored soft phosphorus snakeskin inner armor, and mocked Kakashi, the dull-headed pervert, with contempt.

Can a woman's waist be pinched casually if she wants to eat shit?

But Orochimaru is really powerful. He didn't learn the sage mode in Ryūchi Cave. He also followed the rule of thieves and got the white sage's molted skin. Most of them were used by him for experiments. However, the high-defense skin with a circle of reverse scales has always been used. He retains.

Although the skin shed by the White Snake Sage has little power, it can easily protect Zhiqi against people below the Kage level, and it is not subject to attribute restraints. Its defensive power is comparable to that of an elite Jonin-level chakra armor...

"..."

I knew it!

Kakashi's heart felt as if cold water had been poured on him in an instant, and he had no choice but to act like a human battery, but it was good even through the inner armor. The snake's waist was tough enough, soft and even a little sticky...

I wonder if I can use chakra to explore the girl's body. Ahem, he is a serious person. Well, he explores the body in order to better protect her meridians...

"Sigh~"

Kakashi's face suddenly turned pale, which was outrageous. Why did his mental strength, which he had been fighting on the battlefield for half a year, be inferior to this little girl who was pampered in Konoha!This is not fair!

"Next time, I'll chop off your dog's paws!"

Judging Kakashi's mental state, Zhiqi threatened him fiercely, but she understood that her appearance was almost like coquettishness.

"..."

I suggest you have plastic surgery before you look scary!

Kakashi looked at Zhiqi's expressionless face and became a little naive.His hands couldn't help but tremble slightly, using knife skills to increase the sensitivity of his hands and feel the rhythm of the snake's waist.

I wonder if there is still a chance to continue when I come back?

Kakashi regained his dead fish eyes again, but dark emotions flashed in his eyes, and he weakly continued to input thunder-type chakra without mental power...

"Don't move, don't be too greedy..."

Zhiqi, who knew more about Taijutsu than Kakashi, was a little speechless. What's so good about the waist?

Human nature is indeed infinitely evil, and Kakashi, who never turns dark, is also a yin.

There is not much difference in the high-end force-generating techniques. There are just so many back and forths, such as subtle overlapping wave strength and spiral strength. The exploration of these techniques in the extraordinary world is actually not as good as that in the ordinary world. The main reason is that they still rely on extraordinary mental power to force themselves. drive.

"..."

Shit, forget about mental strength, am I not as good as this girl in physical skills?

Kakashi was so angry that he almost wanted to lie down behind Zhiqi, so he had to squeeze the girl's waist tightly. This was a legitimate method at least...