Ninja World: I'm not a man anymore!
79, the first to strike first
For Kisame.
If he could really learn the magical arts of Shigulin through this woman, Tsunade, then he would make a fortune.
After all, Xianjutsu is a training system independent of Chakra, and its upper limit is enough to cause damage to a strong person at the Sixth Path level.
It just so happens that he has the conditions to practice immortality. In that case, why not pursue this powerful power?
"You? Stop dreaming."
Tsunade came back to her senses and poured cold water on Kisame, "Although your qualifications are barely adequate, but... but your character is too bad, Slug Sage will not like you, so you better not count on it. .”
Bad character?
Although Kisame expected Tsunade to refuse, he didn't expect it to be such a lame reason.
It seems that he is really suitable for practicing immortal arts, and even Tsunade can't find any shortcomings in him.
You must find a way to go to Shigu Forest.
Kisame set this goal in his mind.
There were not only magical arts there, but also a thousand-hand sword, both of which he dreamed of.
But there is no rush now.
Kisame realized that his relationship with Tsunade was still shallow. It couldn't be said that he had not yet gained her trust. It could only be said that she wished Kisame would die quickly.
Under such circumstances, even if Kisame transformed into a licking dog and chased after Tsunade to please her, it would probably be of no avail.
We can only talk about it later.
Thinking of this, Kisame no longer stayed to waste time.He casually said a few words of farewell and was about to leave.
"and many more!"
However, Tsunade stopped him and asked without giving up, "Where did you hide my necklace?"
"I swallowed it." Kisame finally told the truth this time.
Unfortunately, Tsunade didn't believe him and thought he was telling lies.
She snorted again, glared at him fiercely, and walked away.
Kisame also turned around and left, but after taking only two steps, he noticed a look full of hostility.
He glanced out of the corner of his eye and spotted Mr. Fuji not far away.
Mr. Fuji's eyes were filled with jealousy.
After three months of filming, he, the male lead, didn't even take advantage of Tsunade. Instead, Kisame, who played the villain, became closer and closer to Tsunade.
The two even took time out to practice yoga on the set, which didn't look like a serious exercise at first glance.
Why don't this couple just go to bed and practice?
When Mr. Fuji thought of this, he gritted his teeth and had a strong murderous intention towards Kisame.
It just so happens that the filming of the scene is now finished, and it’s time to get rid of the grindstone and kill the donkey.
Kisame sensed this murderous intention.
He never likes to be passive, so he immediately decided——
Strike first.
two hours later.
As night falls, the lights of the seaside town are lit, and the colorful nightlife begins.
In a nightclub.
Mr. Fuji and his two Jonin bodyguards were having fun here.
Kisame disguised himself and followed him all the way, and quietly came to the door of the store.
"I don't know if the medicine given by Tsunade is really effective. Let's try it on these people first."
He thought to himself and took out the medicine bottle containing the colorless and odorless liquid.
start to act.
in the box.
Mr. Fuji hugged him from left to right, already slightly tipsy.
The door opened, and a beautiful waitress walked in with a wine bottle, filling the glasses for the three of them one after another.
"You guys, go kill that dried persimmon Kisame. I don't want to see him at the celebration party tonight."
Mr. Fuji picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp, then gave an order to the two bodyguards with a cold smile.
After saying this, he stood up and went back to the hotel to attend the dinner alone.
"It's just a Kirigakure chuunin. Just kill him on the way back later."
The two of them didn't take it seriously and continued drinking and having fun.
Soon after.
Squeak.
The door to the private room was suddenly pushed open, interrupting the two bodyguards' enjoyment.
Dried persimmon Kisame is here.
"You guys go out first." He ordered the bartender in the room.
This was not the first time they encountered this situation. They immediately stood up and quietly retreated.
"you……"
When the two bodyguards saw Kisame's face, they were more surprised than angry, because they really didn't expect that this guy would come to seek death on his own.
Do it!
The two looked at each other, and the tacit understanding formed over the years made them instantly understand each other's thoughts.
In one second, they could kill this guy.
But at this moment, both of them felt weak at the same time, and it was difficult to even stand up from the sofa.Not to mention raising your hands to form a seal and launching an attack.
"It was in the wine, someone drugged it!"
One of them's face changed drastically and he reminded his companions.
"hey-hey."
Kisame closed the door with a bang and smiled at the two of them, his two rows of fangs glowing with a cold light.
1 minute later.
Squeak.
The door to the box opened again, and Kisame walked out alone.
Behind him, the two elite jonin lay dead on the ground, dying with their eyes open.
If it were a normal fight, Kisame would not be afraid, but dealing with two elite jounin who cooperated tacitly would definitely cause a big stir.
By then, harm to innocent people will be inevitable.
But with the help of Tsunade's advanced drug, things became much easier, saving him a lot of effort.
Ninjas must be cautious at all times in order to live long.
Otherwise, they will be like these two people, who obviously have great strength, but cannot display it, and eventually die in frustration.
Kisame quickly left the nightclub as if he had never been there.
10 minute later.
Kisame walked into the hotel where the crew was staying.
A grand celebration dinner is being held here.
His eyes scanned around the lively crowd, but he did not find Mr. Fuji.
Kisame remained calm, while greeting the crew, he walked through the crowd and came to the corner of the lobby.
There is a slot machine there.
A familiar figure, with his back to Kisame, kept inserting coins into the slot machine.From time to time, she would hit the wall with her fists and shout words like "hateful".
It's Tsunade.
"How much did you lose?"
Kisame walked forward and asked casually.
"Shh!"
Tsunade turned around, made a silence gesture to Kisame, and said with an unhappy face: "Don't mention the word "lose" in front of me, it's bad luck."
As he spoke, he continued to reach out and take out coins from his pocket.
Embarrassingly, she turned over both pockets of her coat, but she couldn't find a single coin.
“That’s not how slot machines work.”
Kisame waved his hand towards Tsunade, motioning for her to step aside. It was time to show her real gambling skills.
"You still do this?"
Tsunade was doubtful and watched as Kisame took out a coin and put it into the coin slot.
He pressed the button, and the slot machine screen began to scroll. After more than ten seconds, it slowly stopped on three completely different patterns.
There was no movement at the coin outlet.
"That's it? Your luck is no better than mine."
Seeing this scene, Tsunade couldn't help but laugh out loud. She felt a little more balanced, and the depression of losing money also disappeared a lot.
Kisame remained silent, inserted another coin, and pressed the button.
But this time, when the screen of the slot machine started to scroll, his right index finger quietly shot out a chakra line and drilled it into the coin outlet.
A behind-the-scenes operation.
When the music of the slot machine stopped, the column on the screen was once again fixed on three different patterns.
But the coin outlet suddenly opened and coins spewed out.
Like a flood bursting a bank, it soon piled up into a hill, even filled to the brim, sprinkling on the floor with a tinkling sound.
It exploded.
"You guy... cheated again!"
Tsunade saw the methods Kisame used and was very shameless about it.
When Kisame heard this, he disapproved and said:
"This kind of machine is designed to make people lose money. There is no fairness at all. In this case, why can't I use more unfair means to get the money out of this machine? The essence of gambling is fraud , and my way to deal with this kind of fraud is to rob him with profit."
Defeat fraud with robbery.
This is the "gambling path" of Kisame Kisaki.
"..."
Tsunade was speechless by his words.
If this guy enters the casino, he will definitely not gamble, but directly steal money.
"These coins will buy you a drink."
Kisame pushed a large pile of coins in front of Tsunade, and then asked casually, "Have you seen Mr. Fuji? I'm worried that he may be in danger."
If he could really learn the magical arts of Shigulin through this woman, Tsunade, then he would make a fortune.
After all, Xianjutsu is a training system independent of Chakra, and its upper limit is enough to cause damage to a strong person at the Sixth Path level.
It just so happens that he has the conditions to practice immortality. In that case, why not pursue this powerful power?
"You? Stop dreaming."
Tsunade came back to her senses and poured cold water on Kisame, "Although your qualifications are barely adequate, but... but your character is too bad, Slug Sage will not like you, so you better not count on it. .”
Bad character?
Although Kisame expected Tsunade to refuse, he didn't expect it to be such a lame reason.
It seems that he is really suitable for practicing immortal arts, and even Tsunade can't find any shortcomings in him.
You must find a way to go to Shigu Forest.
Kisame set this goal in his mind.
There were not only magical arts there, but also a thousand-hand sword, both of which he dreamed of.
But there is no rush now.
Kisame realized that his relationship with Tsunade was still shallow. It couldn't be said that he had not yet gained her trust. It could only be said that she wished Kisame would die quickly.
Under such circumstances, even if Kisame transformed into a licking dog and chased after Tsunade to please her, it would probably be of no avail.
We can only talk about it later.
Thinking of this, Kisame no longer stayed to waste time.He casually said a few words of farewell and was about to leave.
"and many more!"
However, Tsunade stopped him and asked without giving up, "Where did you hide my necklace?"
"I swallowed it." Kisame finally told the truth this time.
Unfortunately, Tsunade didn't believe him and thought he was telling lies.
She snorted again, glared at him fiercely, and walked away.
Kisame also turned around and left, but after taking only two steps, he noticed a look full of hostility.
He glanced out of the corner of his eye and spotted Mr. Fuji not far away.
Mr. Fuji's eyes were filled with jealousy.
After three months of filming, he, the male lead, didn't even take advantage of Tsunade. Instead, Kisame, who played the villain, became closer and closer to Tsunade.
The two even took time out to practice yoga on the set, which didn't look like a serious exercise at first glance.
Why don't this couple just go to bed and practice?
When Mr. Fuji thought of this, he gritted his teeth and had a strong murderous intention towards Kisame.
It just so happens that the filming of the scene is now finished, and it’s time to get rid of the grindstone and kill the donkey.
Kisame sensed this murderous intention.
He never likes to be passive, so he immediately decided——
Strike first.
two hours later.
As night falls, the lights of the seaside town are lit, and the colorful nightlife begins.
In a nightclub.
Mr. Fuji and his two Jonin bodyguards were having fun here.
Kisame disguised himself and followed him all the way, and quietly came to the door of the store.
"I don't know if the medicine given by Tsunade is really effective. Let's try it on these people first."
He thought to himself and took out the medicine bottle containing the colorless and odorless liquid.
start to act.
in the box.
Mr. Fuji hugged him from left to right, already slightly tipsy.
The door opened, and a beautiful waitress walked in with a wine bottle, filling the glasses for the three of them one after another.
"You guys, go kill that dried persimmon Kisame. I don't want to see him at the celebration party tonight."
Mr. Fuji picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp, then gave an order to the two bodyguards with a cold smile.
After saying this, he stood up and went back to the hotel to attend the dinner alone.
"It's just a Kirigakure chuunin. Just kill him on the way back later."
The two of them didn't take it seriously and continued drinking and having fun.
Soon after.
Squeak.
The door to the private room was suddenly pushed open, interrupting the two bodyguards' enjoyment.
Dried persimmon Kisame is here.
"You guys go out first." He ordered the bartender in the room.
This was not the first time they encountered this situation. They immediately stood up and quietly retreated.
"you……"
When the two bodyguards saw Kisame's face, they were more surprised than angry, because they really didn't expect that this guy would come to seek death on his own.
Do it!
The two looked at each other, and the tacit understanding formed over the years made them instantly understand each other's thoughts.
In one second, they could kill this guy.
But at this moment, both of them felt weak at the same time, and it was difficult to even stand up from the sofa.Not to mention raising your hands to form a seal and launching an attack.
"It was in the wine, someone drugged it!"
One of them's face changed drastically and he reminded his companions.
"hey-hey."
Kisame closed the door with a bang and smiled at the two of them, his two rows of fangs glowing with a cold light.
1 minute later.
Squeak.
The door to the box opened again, and Kisame walked out alone.
Behind him, the two elite jonin lay dead on the ground, dying with their eyes open.
If it were a normal fight, Kisame would not be afraid, but dealing with two elite jounin who cooperated tacitly would definitely cause a big stir.
By then, harm to innocent people will be inevitable.
But with the help of Tsunade's advanced drug, things became much easier, saving him a lot of effort.
Ninjas must be cautious at all times in order to live long.
Otherwise, they will be like these two people, who obviously have great strength, but cannot display it, and eventually die in frustration.
Kisame quickly left the nightclub as if he had never been there.
10 minute later.
Kisame walked into the hotel where the crew was staying.
A grand celebration dinner is being held here.
His eyes scanned around the lively crowd, but he did not find Mr. Fuji.
Kisame remained calm, while greeting the crew, he walked through the crowd and came to the corner of the lobby.
There is a slot machine there.
A familiar figure, with his back to Kisame, kept inserting coins into the slot machine.From time to time, she would hit the wall with her fists and shout words like "hateful".
It's Tsunade.
"How much did you lose?"
Kisame walked forward and asked casually.
"Shh!"
Tsunade turned around, made a silence gesture to Kisame, and said with an unhappy face: "Don't mention the word "lose" in front of me, it's bad luck."
As he spoke, he continued to reach out and take out coins from his pocket.
Embarrassingly, she turned over both pockets of her coat, but she couldn't find a single coin.
“That’s not how slot machines work.”
Kisame waved his hand towards Tsunade, motioning for her to step aside. It was time to show her real gambling skills.
"You still do this?"
Tsunade was doubtful and watched as Kisame took out a coin and put it into the coin slot.
He pressed the button, and the slot machine screen began to scroll. After more than ten seconds, it slowly stopped on three completely different patterns.
There was no movement at the coin outlet.
"That's it? Your luck is no better than mine."
Seeing this scene, Tsunade couldn't help but laugh out loud. She felt a little more balanced, and the depression of losing money also disappeared a lot.
Kisame remained silent, inserted another coin, and pressed the button.
But this time, when the screen of the slot machine started to scroll, his right index finger quietly shot out a chakra line and drilled it into the coin outlet.
A behind-the-scenes operation.
When the music of the slot machine stopped, the column on the screen was once again fixed on three different patterns.
But the coin outlet suddenly opened and coins spewed out.
Like a flood bursting a bank, it soon piled up into a hill, even filled to the brim, sprinkling on the floor with a tinkling sound.
It exploded.
"You guy... cheated again!"
Tsunade saw the methods Kisame used and was very shameless about it.
When Kisame heard this, he disapproved and said:
"This kind of machine is designed to make people lose money. There is no fairness at all. In this case, why can't I use more unfair means to get the money out of this machine? The essence of gambling is fraud , and my way to deal with this kind of fraud is to rob him with profit."
Defeat fraud with robbery.
This is the "gambling path" of Kisame Kisaki.
"..."
Tsunade was speechless by his words.
If this guy enters the casino, he will definitely not gamble, but directly steal money.
"These coins will buy you a drink."
Kisame pushed a large pile of coins in front of Tsunade, and then asked casually, "Have you seen Mr. Fuji? I'm worried that he may be in danger."
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