Ninja World: I'm not a man anymore!

In the center of Yunying Village, in front of the Raikage Building.

As the dust dispersed, a strange woman appeared in front of the cloud shadow ninjas.Her figure is so hot that people can't help but salivate, but because she is wearing a hat, people can't see her face clearly.

"It's really hospitable."

Tsunade looked around and saw muscular men with bronzed skin staring at her eagerly. For a moment, she thought she was in a gym.

She finally understood why the guy hid in Yunying Village after she kicked him out of bed. It was because he had always been a fitness fanatic, and this place was full of simple-minded muscular guys with strong limbs. He and he could be considered "like-minded" ".

"Listen, I am..."

Tsunade felt a little uncomfortable being looked at by a group of big men. She cleared her throat and was about to reveal her identity when the surrounding Cloud Shadow ninjas roared and rushed forward.

After all, this woman dared to run directly in front of the Raikage Building to provoke him. If he disturbed Lord Takemiko Raijin's lunch break and asked him to blame her, no one could bear this responsibility.

Therefore, all the Kumo ninjas were eager to take down Tsunade.

"Catch her and take her to the interrogation room for torture!"

A jounin yelled, rushing to Tsunade first and attacking her.

"A bunch of idiots."

Tsunade shook her head, looked sharply, raised her fist without saying a word, and smashed it towards the ground under her feet.

Boom!

As her fist landed, terrifying force was transmitted to the ground, and an even more explosive sound sounded in front of the Raikage Building.

At this moment, with Tsunade's fist as the center, several huge dark cracks spread in all directions, each one tens of meters long and two to three meters wide, causing streets to collapse and houses toppling.

The ground nearby was shaken violently by this punch, as if a magnitude [-] earthquake had occurred.

Under such an impact, the Kumogakure ninjas surrounding Tsunade suddenly staggered, either falling to the ground, or falling into a crack and being trapped in the ground.

In Lei Ying's office.

"Hmph...hum..."

Kisame was naked and panting. After completing his daily fitness training, he pushed the one-ton barbell back onto the rack and sat up from the dumbbell bench.

Now that he is a six-level powerhouse, fitness can almost be said to be negligible or negligible in improving his strength.

However, he likes the feeling of sweating and thinking about some problems while exercising.For him, fitness is a way of life.

"Lord Thor, thank you for your hard work."

When Samui and Azabui saw that Kisame had finished training, they quickly came forward with cold water and towels and served him meticulously.

At this moment, there was a loud noise outside the window, which almost shattered the floor-to-ceiling windows of the office. It seemed that something fell from the sky into Yunying Village.

what happened?

Samui and Azabu looked surprised and were about to go to the window to check, but there was another unexpected loud noise, accompanied by a strong vibration, which made the two of them almost fall to the ground.

Fortunately, Kisame stretched out two big hands, one on the left and one on the right, to support their bodies and protect them in his arms.

"Why is she here? Is she still angry?"

Kisame said to himself, and after a brief perception, he was sure that the person causing trouble outside was Tsunade.

"Lord Raijin, is your friend coming to visit you?" Samui heard Kisame talking to himself, raised his head from his arms, and asked with a surprised look on his face.

"Well, she's an old friend of mine. That's just the way she is. Don't be surprised."

Kisame sighed, then sat back on the chair, and ordered Samui, "Please go down and pick her up. If she continues to go crazy, the Kumogakure ninjas and villagers outside may have to come in." It’s the hospital.”

"Yes."

After hearing this, Samyi didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly left the office and rushed downstairs.

"Lord Raikage, this friend of yours...is she a god in the sky like you?"

Azabu Yi came behind Kisame and asked curiously while massaging his shoulders with skillful techniques to relieve muscle fatigue.

"She? She's just a bad-tempered woman."

After Kisame said this, he narrowed his eyes and concentrated on enjoying Azabu Yi's massage.

In front of the Raikage Building.

"You guys who don't have eyes can see clearly that I am the Sixth Mizukage Tsunade. Get over right now...let that god of thunder get out of here!"

Tsunade took off the hat on her head and threw it aside, then put her hands on her hips and scolded the Kumokage ninjas who fell to the ground.

Tsunade?Wait, she said she was...Tsunade? !

After Tsunade revealed her identity, everyone in Yunyin was stunned for a moment, and then they opened their eyes wide and looked at her beautiful and delicate face with a look of horror, and cold sweat suddenly flowed down from their backs.

Tsunade, who single-handedly defeated a coalition of fifty thousand ninjas, killed a woman like a dog, and was the legendary "God of Ninja".

The strongest ninja.

Various legends about this woman are widely circulated in the ninja world, and everyone knows about it.Especially in Yunying Village, which has always admired the strong, Tsunade's name is even more resounding.

Unexpectedly, this god of ninjas would suddenly come to Yunying Village, and it seemed that he was coming with bad intentions.

Could it be that she came for Lord Jianyu Thunder God?

When they realized this, the expressions of all the Kumogakure ninjas changed dramatically.If the God of Ninja and the God of Thunder were to fight, it would definitely be an earth-shattering battle, and if one were not careful, Kumogakure would cease to exist.

"Master Tsunade!"

At this moment, Samyi finally rushed downstairs. After hearing that Tsunade had signed up for her number, she was also in a huge shock.However, she quickly came to her senses and walked quickly to Tsunade.

"Lord Thor, please come to his office for a chat." Samyi bowed to Tsunade and made a respectful gesture of invitation.

When Tsunade heard this, she crossed her arms and glanced at the crowd casually. Everyone was silent, and no one dared to look at her.

Even Samyi was trembling slightly, sweat dripping down his cheeks, past his chin, and onto his chest.

This woman's sense of oppression is so strong that she is almost as strong as Lord Thor.

Just when the atmosphere at the scene was frozen to the extreme, and everyone was about to suffocate under Tsunade's pressure, Tsunade put down her arms and uttered two words to Samyi:

"lead the way."

"Please follow me." Samyi breathed a sigh of relief and quickly brought Tsunade into the Raikage Building.

Boom boom boom!

There was a crisp sound of high heels in the corridor, and the two women walked towards the Raikage's office one after the other.

Tsunade looked at Sam Yi's slim back and frowned slightly.

Blonde hair, fair skin, beautiful appearance, big breasts... This young female ninja named Sami is surprisingly similar to her in every aspect of her appearance.

"Are you that Thor's secretary? That guy has a pretty good eye." She suddenly asked, with a hint of sarcasm towards Kisame in her tone.

"Tsunade-sama, thank you for your compliment. I am very lucky to be appreciated by Raijin-sama and have the opportunity to work beside him." Samyi replied respectfully, feeling grateful.

"Huh, what a simple woman. Be careful he has other plans for you." Tsunade snorted coldly and kindly reminded Samyi.

"Master Tsunade, you misunderstood."

After Samyi heard this and understood what Tsunade meant, he blushed at first, and then subconsciously defended Kisame, "Thunder God is like my father. He is not the kind of person you said. Please take back what you just said. What was said.”

"Well, when I didn't say it."

Tsunade shrugged and stopped talking to Samui.But she immediately said to the living creature in her heart: "Living beast, you saw it. As soon as that guy came outside, he started looking for women everywhere. When will you wake up and stop being deceived by him?"

From Tsunade's point of view, men are all the same. Whether it's Kisame Kisame or Jiraiya, they can't change their romantic nature and they belong to the same group.

"Tsunade-sama, Kisame-sama and I are spiritual partners. We are destined not to be together in the same way as ordinary human men and women. So, even if he has an intimate relationship with other women, I don't mind."

The living beetle said with a smile.

As a slug that has lived for thousands of years, it doesn't really care about the gender concepts and red tape in the human world.For the living dragon, what it appreciates most about Kisame is that he can give up his human body without hesitation at any time in order to become the strongest and greatest creature.

How could such a person be obsessed with things between men and women?

"So are you blaming me?"

Tsunade stopped and said angrily.Maybe the speaker didn't mean it, but she, the listener, did - the snake said it couldn't be with Kisame, wasn't it because Tsunade kept blocking it?

"Master Tsunade, what's wrong with you?"

Samui turned around and saw Tsunade standing there with an unhappy look on her face, so she asked in a low voice.

"It's okay." Tsunade ignored the beast for the time being. After seeing the office door at the end of the corridor, she strode over.

After approaching, she found that the door was ajar and a young woman's voice came from inside.

"Lord Thor, do you feel more comfortable? Do you need my hand to go down a little further and use more force?"

Then, a man's voice was very familiar to Tsunade: "Well, you are very talented. I haven't been so relaxed in a long time."

What is this bastard doing in there?

She frowned, opened the door with a bang, and barged in.It turned out that it was a girl with long white hair and tan skin who was giving a shoulder massage to a burly man.

"what!"

Tsunade's sudden intrusion startled Mabuyi and made her stop what she was doing.

Kisame slowly opened his eyes and met Tsunade's eyes.

"It's really you."

Tsunade's eyes flashed and she said solemnly.Although the man in front of her looked nothing like Kisame, through his eyes, she could see through the man's true face at a glance.

"I said, as for you chasing me here, I didn't really do anything to you that night." Kisame spread his hands and complained helplessly.

Ok?

This sentence made Samyi and Mabuyi prick up their ears at the same time, feeling very shocked.It sounds like there is a story between the God of Thunder and the Ninja God Tsunade?

"You bloody bastard..."

Tsunade gritted her teeth, not hiding the murderous intention in her heart, and the temperature in the entire office instantly dropped to freezing point.

"Don't be so excited and scare the girls."

Kisame quickly persuaded Tsunade to calm down, and winked at the two secretaries, signaling them to step aside first, and he wanted to be alone with Tsunade.

Samyi and Mabuyi looked at each other, bowed to them respectively, and then retreated together.

"Who is this blonde woman?"

Outside the door, Mabuyi asked Samui in a low voice.When she learned that the other party was Tsunade, the Sixth Mizukage, she couldn't help but open her eyes wide and cover her mouth.

At this moment, a loud cracking sound came from the office, as if something was broken.

The two people who hadn't gone far quickly opened the door again and looked into the office. They saw Tsunade punching the desk, breaking the large solid wood table into two halves.

"Thunder God-sama, Tsunade-sama, what happened? Are you... okay?"

Samyi plucked up the courage to ask. If the two people in the office really fight, the consequences will be disastrous.

"Don't be nervous, Tsunade and I are catching up on old times. Please prepare a banquet and serve all the special delicacies of our Cloud Shadow Village. By the way, don't forget the tender chicken and soju."

Kisame smiled slightly and ordered the two of them.

"Yes." The two of them did not dare to neglect after hearing this, and immediately got busy preparing.

"Speak the truth."

Seeing the two secretaries leaving, Kisame stood up, sat down on the sofa, and explained to Tsunade, "The reason why I came to Kumogakure is because of the Gold and Silver Brothers. These two guys were used by Nagato to make him dirty." Reincarnated and resurrected, the task given to them by Nagato is to control Kumokage Village and find the ultimate weapon hidden in Kumogakure - the Chakra Energy Cannon. This cannon can destroy Kirigakure's sacred tree with just one shot. Bury the entire village. So after I got the news, I naturally came to stop it as soon as possible and resolved the crisis..."

He talked eloquently, and what he said was half true and half false. It was so convincing that Tsunade couldn't find any point to refute.

It turned out to be the case.

"So, what are you going to do next, stay here and be the Raikage?" She crossed her arms and looked down at Kisame sitting on the sofa.

"This might not be a good idea. Look, your current identity is the Mizukage, and my identity is the Raikage. How about we just represent Kumogakure and Kirigakure and become allies? What do you think? "

Kisame teased.

"Are you interesting? What's the difference between what you're doing and playing house with a child?" Tsunade sneered, thinking that Kisame was childish and had no interest in playing role-playing games with him.

"I'm just joking. If you don't agree, forget it. However, you're here, so stay and have a meal before leaving. The wagyu beef in Yunying Village is delicious, and the barbecue is paired with high-concentration shochu. Absolutely."

Kisame extended an invitation to Tsunade and added at the end, "Of course, I know you are very busy. If you don't have time, forget it, don't force it."

When faced with Kisame's appearance of asking for a meal, it was actually a polite way of expelling him.

"I have plenty of time."

Tsunade raised her eyebrows and chose to be rebellious as always. She sat down on the sofa opposite Kisame and crossed her legs.

So that night, Yunying Village held a grand dinner to entertain the distinguished guest from afar - Lady Tsunade.

This news spread quickly and once again caused huge waves at the high-level meeting tables of other major ninja villages...