Ninja World: I'm not a man anymore!

Deidara is a brat with a lively personality and his own way of doing things.

Because he had shown extraordinary talent in ninjutsu since he was a child, he was accepted as a disciple by the Third Tsuchikage Onoki, and he was recognized as a genius in Iwagakure Village.

Deidara did not disappoint everyone's expectations. He became an outstanding ninja at a young age and was deeply loved by Onoki.In addition, he also has a hobby of making clay modeling, and his works have received many praises.

However, Deidara was very motivated and was not satisfied with his current achievements. Instead, in order to pursue a deeper and more advanced art, he secretly learned the village's forbidden technique of "mixing matter into chakra".

This is the so-called "explosion escape".

Afterwards, as Deidara detonated the explosive clay he made by himself, his eyes lit up when he saw the explosion fire, thinking that this was the art he pursued, so he devoted himself to it feverishly, creating a large number of dangerous objects. bomb.

Due to Deidara's free will, these bombs soon caused a lot of trouble to Iwagakure Village, causing repeated casualties to buildings and personnel.

Later, the villagers couldn't stand him anymore, and even the fourth Tsuchikage Loess couldn't stand it anymore. He drove the unrepentant Deidara out of the village and banned him from returning to the village unless he gave up making clay bombs.

For an eight-year-old boy, facing such a difficult situation, giving in seems to be the only option.

But Deidara was an artist, born with rebellious temperament and romantic feelings, so he refused to admit his mistake and ran to a temple outside the village to continue his artistic research there.

The above is the information that Kisame learned from the villagers of Iwagakure.

In Kisame's view, Deidara is undoubtedly a rare genius, but he lacks correct guidance and has gone astray.That's why he came to Yanyin Village and took the other party under his command.

After finding out the location of the temple where Deidara was currently located, Kisame left the village and arrived there.

From a distance, Kisame saw a kid with long golden hair, rolling up his sleeves and tinkering with something in the open space in front of the temple.His face and body were covered with mud and black ash, and there was a big hole beside him. There were still sparks in the hole, and a burst of white smoke came out.

Obviously, there had just been an explosion here. Judging from the embarrassed look on the kid's face, he might have just experienced a failed art experiment.

But he looked very optimistic, humming a little tune and dancing, and soon made a lifelike big spider out of white clay.

"Yeah, it worked!"

Deidara raised the spider above his head with both hands, shouted excitedly, then suddenly turned around and threw the spider in one direction.

call out.

The spider drew an arc in the air and finally landed behind a small dirt bag.Immediately afterwards, Deidara showed a sly smile, formed an explosive seal, and said to himself: "Send someone to monitor me again, see if I look good to you, drink!"

Following his soft drink, there was an explosion behind the little earth bag, and dazzling fire and thick smoke burst out.

"what!"

A girl's scream and a boy's cough came from the thick smoke. It was obvious that the people hiding there were caught off guard by Deidara's sudden attack.

Huh?

Deidara succeeded in the sneak attack, but he frowned because he felt that the victim's voice seemed familiar.

really.

The next second, two figures emerged from the thick smoke, angrily heading straight for Deidara.

One is a girl with short black hair, Kurotsuchi, and the other is a fat little boy, Hongtu, who looks simple and honest. They are Deidara's junior sister and junior brother.

"Brother Di-Dala! We finally managed to hide it from dad and secretly came out to see you. Is this how you welcome us?"

Kurotsuchi walked up to Deidara in disgrace, put his hands on his hips, and angrily questioned the senior brother.

"Oh, it's Kurotsuchi. You're hiding behind a rock. Can you blame me? I thought it was the Fourth Tsuchikage who sent someone to monitor me and restrict my personal freedom."

Deidara spread his hands and said with a rogue expression.

What's surprising is that there is a mouth on each palm of his hands. When he speaks, the tongues in his mouth move constantly.He chewed the clay with his mouth and shaped it into various shapes.

This is Deidara's special talent.

"Brother Deidara, you think too bad of Master Tsuchikage. He just wants you to calm down here. As long as you promise not to cause damage in the village in the future, you can go back at any time."

Hongtu on the side said naively.

"Humph."

Hearing this, Deidara snorted unhappily, turned his head to the side, and said impatiently, "If you have anything to do, just tell me, don't disturb me from studying art, it will almost kill my inspiration. "

"Art? Making such ugly spiders out of clay and then throwing them out to explode is brother Deidara's art? Who would recognize such art?" Kurotsuchi frowned and questioned.

"Hahaha, you don't understand this, Kurotsuchi."

Deidara laughed, put his hands on his hips, and said arrogantly, "Real art is not understood by the ignorant people in the world. How can you two brats understand my art?"

Kurotsuchi was still unconvinced, rolled his eyes, and continued to ask: "Then let me ask you again, can your art be used as food? How do you live alone in this temple, relying on these exploding spiders? ?"

She originally thought this question would ask Deidara, but she didn't expect him to answer without hesitation:

"Of course. Don't forget, your senior brother is a genius ninja. I can take on some missions outside, such as assassinations, destroying buildings, etc., which can be easily completed using the art of explosion. By then, it will be very difficult to support yourself. Something easy.”

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking these words confidently, his stomach growled unsatisfactorily and made a gurgling sound.

"So hungry."

Only then did Deidara remember that he had entered a state of flow due to his over-indulgence in art research, leading to him completely forgetting the passage of time.Looking back now, I haven't eaten for almost a whole day, so I feel dizzy.

With a plop, he fell to the ground and was about to faint from hunger.

"I'm almost starving to death and I'm still talking harshly."

Kurotsuchi shook his head. Although he said he was not forgiving, he felt sorry for his senior brother in his heart.She glanced at Hongtu, who put down the food box in his hand and took out a portion of steaming bibimbap and meatball soup.

"Eat, we brought it to you specially. Who made you our big brother?" Kurotsuchi said with his arms crossed, looking down at the dejected Deidara.

Deidara's eyes lit up when he smelled the aroma of food. He couldn't care less about his appearance at this moment. He took a gulp of saliva and wanted to jump on the food box and eat it all.

But the next second, after he saw the food brought by the two men, he suddenly frowned and complained to Kurotsuchi:

"What's bibimbap? I hate bibimbap. It's the most disgusting food in the world. Did you do it on purpose?"

"It's good to have something to eat, but you are still picky. You know, Hongtu and I were both hungry, so we bought these foods for you with the pocket money we saved. You really let me down by saying these things Our best intentions.”

Kurotsuchi rolled his eyes, growing increasingly dissatisfied with Deidara.

"Then take it, I don't want it."

Deidara suppressed his hunger, sat down again, and said resolutely, "I, Deidara, will never eat a bite of bibimbap even if I starve to death today!"

"Don't eat and pull down!"

Kurotsuchi finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted.However, she didn't really take away the food. Instead, she left the food box where it was, and then left proudly with Hong Xi, who had a simple and honest look on her face.

"Gollum..."

Deidara watched the two people's backs disappear until they completely disappeared, and then his stomach growled unsatisfactorily.

He stared straight at the bibimbap. In the end, hunger overcame everything. He picked it up and devoured it, wiping it all out in a hurry.

"It's delicious."

Deidara finished the bibimbap in three swipes, not even a grain of rice left, and drank all the meatball soup, saying something that was still unfinished.

He touched his still dry belly and estimated that he was only half full, which was far from enough.

"Oh, there's no way."

Deidara sighed and stood up helplessly, preparing to go to the surrounding towns to search to see if he could receive any commissions or the like. He would first get some money to fill his stomach.

Great artists often have a rough life experience and have to make more or less compromises with life.

There is no way, we need to have a meal.

However, just when Deidara packed up all his belongings (actually just a cloth bag) and was about to leave, he suddenly discovered that a person had appeared on the roadside.

The man crossed his arms and leaned against a big tree, looking over here with a faint smile on his lips.

"who are you?"

Deidara asked alertly, while hiding his hands behind his back, chewing clay with his mouth in his palms, and began to make bombs.

The stranger in front of him could appear nearby quietly without him noticing.

"Don't be nervous, kid. I have no ill intentions towards you. You should understand that if I had made a sneak attack on you just now, you wouldn't be able to stand and talk to me now."

As Kisame spoke, he walked towards Deidara and joked, "By the way, I heard everything you just said. You said you would rather starve to death than eat a bite of bibimbap, but I It seems that you eat very well."

When Deidara heard this, he realized that his embarrassment was reflected in the other person's eyes. He couldn't help but blush, and it took him a long time to say: "...I want you to take care of it."

"Haha. Stop talking nonsense, I came to Yanyin Village this time just for you, a talented artist. I have a task to entrust you, and the reward will definitely satisfy you. And during the execution of the task, you can also Show off your explosive art. How about it, are you interested?"

Kisame went straight to the point and used words to seduce Deidara, just like a child trafficker.

"Really?"

When Deidara heard this, his eyes lit up and he jumped up from the ground, looking very excited.As soon as he was about to go out to pick up the commission, the client came to him on his own. This must have been so smooth.

Moreover, the other party also called him a "genius artist", which made Deidara, who had always been doubted by the villagers, feel as warm as the spring sunshine, and he was about to float on the spot.

At a young age, he was completely immersed in his own art world all day long, lacking knowledge and understanding of the world of intrigue.

What a simple guy.

"of course it's true."

Kisame's eyes flashed, and he had no psychological burden about abducting an ignorant boy.He took a look at the environment around the temple, and then said to Deidara, "As for the specific task content, let's talk somewhere else."

"Yeah, yeah, it's up to you." Deidara responded quickly.

Half an hour later, in a nearby town.

Kisame and Deidara walked into a small shop, and the proprietress immediately came up to them with a smile on their faces and asked them, "Good afternoon, you two. What are you going to eat?"

"Give me the tender chicken and the soju."

Kisame snapped his fingers, then glanced at Deidara beside him. Before the latter spoke, he smiled and said to the proprietress, "As for this little artist, I think he will like Oden fried eggs, right? ?”

"How do you know? This is my favorite food!" Deidara widened his eyes, feeling very surprised, and he liked the man in front of him even more.

Kisame smiled and said nothing.

Soon, the steaming hot food was served.

"Open up and eat, I'm treating you. Artists also need to fill their stomachs before they can have enough inspiration." Kisame said generously.

"Then you're welcome. I'm on my way!" Deidara clasped his hands together, and then started eating. He ate several bowls of Oden fried eggs in one go, and finally his stomach was full and bulging.

After resting for a while in the shop, I digested the food in my stomach.

The two of them arrived outside the street, in a forest glade not far away.

"Before I officially issue a task commission to you, I need to test your ability to ensure that you are qualified to accept this commission. Do you have any questions?" Kisame looked at Deidara and asked.

"Go ahead and come here. Let's say it first, I won't be merciful."

Deidara raised both hands and licked the palms with his tongue, looking eager to try.

boom!boom!boom!

In the woods, there were constant sounds of explosions, accompanied by flashes of fire and the falling of trees.Deidara continuously produced explosive clay from his body, and then controlled them to approach Kisame, causing explosions again and again.

Kisame dodged left and right, calmly dodging every attack of Deidara, and lightly mocked: "Is this all you have? The so-called art of explosion seems to be nothing more than that."

"Don't underestimate me, bastard!"

Deidara was indeed angered. He could not allow others to underestimate his art.So, without hesitation, he used his strongest move, creating a clay bird as tall as a person, and flew towards Kisame with a hiss.

Boom!

The flying bird exploded in front of Kisame, producing a violent fire that swallowed him up instantly.

Oops.

Deidara's expression changed when he saw this scene. Unexpectedly, he acted impulsively and accidentally killed his employer.