Ninja World: I'm not a man anymore!

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Kisame stood on top of the Bokuman Arhat, controlling the [-]-meter tall tower, and walked towards the main body of the living dragon.

At this height, he could finally see the slug immortal with level eyes.

"Thank you, living beetle. You share the power of this magic with me so generously. I, Gansaki Kisame, am extremely grateful. I will definitely repay you in the future."

Kisame solemnly expressed his gratitude to the living snake and made a promise.

"Lord Kisame, you were in a critical period of practicing senjutsu just now, so I didn't disturb you. Something happened in Kirigakure Village, and we urgently need you to go back and take charge of the overall situation..."

The living beast said anxiously.

"Oh?"

Kisame frowned when he heard this.

He originally wanted to take this opportunity to talk to the living beasts more and improve their understanding of each other, but now it seems that this is not the time.

"I see."

Thinking of this, Kisame nodded and formed a seal to release the Bokuren technique.

call out.

He fell from the sky, and when he was about to hit the ground, he controlled his strength and landed lightly.

Not far away, Tsunade seemed to be shocked by the Bokujin Jutsu performed by Kisame, standing there blankly, not having recovered yet.

Upon seeing this, Kisame took the initiative to walk over, slapped her on the shoulder, and said a few words of encouragement:

"Come on, I believe you can definitely complete the cultivation of immortal arts. I'm still waiting for you to challenge me. There is something going on in the village, so I won't accompany you and go back first."

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, then reacted quickly, and rolled her eyes: "You are so sentimental, who wants you to accompany me? Get out of here, don't affect my mood here."

"Haha."

Kisame wasn't angry either. Instead, he laughed. He had just learned celestial magic and was in a good mood.

He reached into his pocket and took out a ninjutsu scroll. Then, as Tsunade screamed, he grabbed her wrist and stuffed the scroll into her palm.

"Aunt Tsunade, don't scream, I won't eat you. This is a scroll of the art of multiple shadow clones. You can save a lot of time by learning it before you start the second stage of senjutsu practice. But remember: act within your ability.”

Kisame gave Tsunade a few words of advice, then let go of her wrist, made a seal in front of her, and disappeared from the wet bone forest with a "bang".

Damn it, this guy is pretending.

Tsunade rubbed her red wrist with an angry look on her face, but then she opened the scroll and found that Kisame was not teasing her, it was really a multiple shadow clone technique.

"The relationship between Tsunade-sama and Kisame-sama is really good."

At this time, a little slug climbed onto Tsunade's shoulder and whispered softly.

When Tsunade heard this, she almost jumped up and quickly denied it: "You idiot, don't talk nonsense. How can you tell that I have a good relationship with that bastard? I want to punch him to death."

"Tsunade-sama, you are still as duplicitous as ever, geez."

The little slug smiled softly, just like Tsunade's best friend, and started gossiping seriously, "Although I am not a human being, I can still see that although the two adults have been quarreling and fighting, they are not really enemies. , but rather like...a man and woman in love."

When Tsunade heard this, her expression became very strange for a moment. She was silent for a moment, and then suddenly asked the living beast:

"What's your impression of that guy Inikasaki Kisame? There are only two of us here, so feel free to say it, I won't tell him."

"Kisame-sama... is very good. He is only 15 years old and is already a demigod in the ninja world. He is even more powerful than Hashirama-sama when he was young. It is really amazing.

The living creature couldn't help but sigh, and spoke highly of Kisame.

Then, it raised another pair of tentacles and asked Tsunade curiously: "Tsunade-sama, do you really... like dried persimmon Kisame?"

The living beetle has lived for thousands of years and has no idea of ​​age.But it also knows: In the human world, at Tsunade's age, she can be Kisame's mother. If the two of them get together, they will definitely encounter a lot of worldly resistance.

However, if it is true love, what does age matter?

Tsunade has been depressed for more than ten years since her first love, Kato Dan, died. She has been closing herself off and living alone in this cruel world.

All these are visible to the live beetles.

Therefore, as a friend of Tsunade, it also hopes that Tsunade can step out, bravely pursue a love, and start a new life.

Tsunade didn't know what the living creature was thinking, otherwise, she would probably not know whether to laugh or cry.

"You bastard, actually, that guy Kisame...you..."

Tsunade looked at the little slug on her shoulder, who was tilting his head and listening to her words with an innocent look on his face.

She hesitated to speak, but in the end she didn't tell the living creature that Kisame was not interested in human women, he just liked them.

"Oh, let's talk about it next time."

Tsunade sighed, shook her head, took off her coat, and walked to the hot spring not far away.

Anyway, with her watching over him, Kisame wouldn't be able to act recklessly, and maybe after a while, his crazy fantasy about "cross-species love" would subside.

Until then, it's better not to let the live snake know about it, so as not to cause trouble to it.

Foggy Village.

"Elder Genshi, something serious has happened! The Daimyo envoy was clamoring to leave the village early this morning. Terumi Mei is trying his best to persuade him, but it won't last long. Go and have a look."

A fog ninja hurried into the office with the bad news.

Upon hearing this, Master Yuan couldn't help but change his expression, stood up quickly, and rushed to the hotel where the Daimyo envoy was staying with a cane.

As soon as I arrived outside the hotel, I saw a huge group of people in the lobby on the first floor, walking towards the door. The leader was the Daimyo envoy holding a fan.

"Sir, why do you want to leave so suddenly? Are you unhappy with your stay? If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them. We will correct them immediately and strive to meet your requirements."

Terumi Mei followed the messenger with a very humble posture, for fear of making him unhappy.

"Hmph, this kind of shabby hotel is not a place for people to live at all. The air here is moldy and damp, just like the basement. It is really unbearable. If I don't leave, I will get sick sooner or later."

The Daimyo envoy looked disgusted and covered the lower half of his face with a fan, as if he was allergic to the air in Kirigakure Village.

"But this is already the best hotel we have here."

Terumi Mei whispered with an aggrieved look.

As the assistant of Master Yuan, her task these days was to take care of the daily life of the Daming Mansion envoy and others. As a result, she encountered difficulties in every possible way and was treated like a maid.

She endured it silently for the sake of the village.

Just when Terumi Mei was helpless, Genshi finally came to the rescue and said to the Daimyo envoy with a smile on his face:

"Sir, you haven't seen the Fifth Mizukage yet, why are you in such a hurry to return to Daming Mansion?"

"Smelly old man, you still have the nerve to ask me?"

The Daimyo envoy showed a sneer, "I have already given Kirigakure Village a chance, but you didn't cherish it and wasted my time. Since the Mizukage is hiding and dare not see me, I will go back and report the Daimyo now, and you just wait. The army of the Kingdom of Water will press on the territory and raze Kirigakure to the ground."

Facing his threat, the expressions of everyone present at Kirigakure changed drastically after hearing this.

"Lord Messenger, if a war breaks out between Daming Mansion and Kirigakure Village, it will be of no benefit to both sides and will only cause a large number of unnecessary casualties. Moreover, once the Kingdom of Water falls into civil strife, it will also be coveted by other major powers and Ninja Villages... …”

Terumi Mei is still working hard, trying to convince the Daimyo envoy.

However, before she could finish her words, she was slapped by the Daimyo envoy, leaving five red fingerprints on her face, causing burning pain for a moment.

"A little girl is also making noise here."

The Daimyo envoy looked disdainful, and after speaking, he pushed Yuanshi away and walked towards the hotel door.

"Elder Yuanshi, what should we do now? How about I lead someone to tie up these guys first and wait until Boss Kisame comes back?"

Ghost Lantern Man Yue looked at the back of the Daimyo envoy and said eagerly that he could no longer tolerate this arrogant guy.

"Funyue, don't be impulsive. Once you do that, there is really no room for recovery."

Master Yuan quickly stopped Gui Deng Man Yue's thoughts.

After all, the envoy in front of him came on behalf of the Daimyo of the Kingdom of Water. Once he took action against this person, it would mean offending the majesty of the Daimyo.

Based on this alone, the daimyo had enough reason to send out an army to destroy Kirigakure Village.

At this time, the Daimyo envoy had already walked out of the hotel door.

However, as soon as he came outside the door, he felt his eyes go dark, and he was caught off guard and bumped into someone head-on with a "bang".

"Which one doesn't have eyes?"

The Daimyo envoy was knocked dizzy and immediately started to curse.

As a result, he looked up and found a man nearly two meters tall. His body was like a mountain, blocking the door of the hotel.

The two looked at each other, and the man immediately opened his mouth and showed a bright smile towards the Daimyo envoy, with two rows of sharp fangs shining with a cold light.

"You, who are you..."

The Daimyo envoy trembled, and his momentum immediately weakened.When he saw this man, he instinctively felt fear, as if he was being stared at by a ferocious beast.

"I am the Fifth Mizukage Kisame Kisame. I heard you were looking for me?"

The man spoke, his voice sounding surprisingly young, even a little immature.

As soon as he heard that the other party was Mizukage, the Daimyo envoy was shocked at first, but after regaining consciousness, he immediately became hardened again.

"Kisaki Kisame, you still have the nerve to show up, right? Do you know that what you did has angered the daimyo, and you and the entire Kirigakure Village are in catastrophe..."

He put one hand on his waist and pointed at Kisame's nose with the other, enumerating the latter's crimes from beginning to end.

Kisame narrowed his eyes and heard from the other party's words that the Daimyo of the Land of Water was very dissatisfied with him, the Mizukage, and asked Kirigakure to renegotiate with Konoha to gain more benefits for the Daimyo.

"It turns out it's such a trivial matter, why bother making it so big?"

Kisame interrupted the chattering Daiming envoy and said meaningfully, "Don't worry, envoy, I will leave for the Daming Mansion immediately. After meeting the Daiming, I will have a cordial and friendly discussion with him and resolve the matter satisfactorily."

"It's your acquaintance."

The Daimyo envoy snorted coldly, and wanted to continue scolding Kisame, but he always felt that the other person's eyes exuded evil intentions, which made him feel a little scared.

Thinking of this, he didn't want to stay in Kirigakure Village for a moment longer, so he shouted sharply at Kisame:

"Get out of my way! I have to rush back to the Daming Mansion first and report to the Daiming. If my time is wasted, Kirigakure Village cannot bear this responsibility."

"Wait, don't worry."

However, Kisame chuckled and reached out to stop the Daimyo envoy.

"Is there anything else?" The Daimyo envoy frowned, already feeling something bad, so he looked a little grim.

"Did you just hit my subordinates?"

Kisame looked down at the Daimyo envoy, asked with a half-smile, and waved Terumi Mei over.

"Tsk tsk."

After he saw the bright red palm prints on Terumi Mei's face, he stretched out his big hand and touched it, shook his head and said, "Can such a flowery girl be able to kill her? Is she not human?"

When Kisame spoke, a warm chakra was transmitted from his palm to Terumi Mei's face, causing the redness and swelling on her face to subside slightly.

"Mizukage-sama, I'm fine." Terumi Mei felt warm and touched, with tears welling up in her eyes.

When the Daimyo envoy heard Kisame scolding him, he couldn't bear it anymore. He jumped up on the spot and cursed back:

"What's wrong with me just beating her? You ninjas are just a bunch of despicable things. If I hit someone, I think my hands are dirty."

As a nobleman of the Daming Mansion, this messenger-sama, relying on his noble bloodline, looked down on Kisame and others from the bottom of his heart.

But the next second, he paid the price for what he said and did.

Snapped.

Without saying a word, Kisame raised his big hand and slapped the Daimyo envoy hard on the face.

Under this strong force, the man was suddenly lifted off the ground like a top, spinning several times in mid-air, and finally fell to the ground in a daze.

"Bold!"

Upon seeing this, all the followers of the Daimyo envoy yelled at Kisame, but before they could come forward to save him, Kisame released substantial pressure with just one look, frightening the group to the point where they could not move.

"Kisaki Kisame, you're finished! I'm the envoy of the Daming Palace. If you dare to treat me like this, the Daiming will never let you go!"

The Daimyo envoy lay on the ground, covering his face in pain and roaring.

Ha ha.

Kisame smiled solemnly, grabbed the Daimyo envoy by the collar, and lifted him up like a chicken.

"Don't worry, you will return to the Daming Mansion. But what the Daiming sees will be your body."

After Kisame said this, he exerted force on his hand, and with a click, he broke the Daimyo's neck.

The man looked horrified and horrified, he just lost his breath and died with his eyes open.

Almost at the same time as Kisame killed someone.

"Go!"

Oniden Mangyue shouted, and several Kirigakure Anbu took action together, taking down all the followers of the Daimyo envoy without letting any of them escape.

"Master Shuiying."

Genshi and others gathered around. Although they were familiar with Kisame's behavior, they were still shocked to see him killing the Daimyo messenger without hesitation.

"Boss, what should we do next, start a war with Daming Mansion directly?" Gui Deng Man Yue asked expectantly.

"Just leave this problem to me to solve. Just stay in the village and wait for my good news."

Kisame said as he put the body of the Daimyo messenger into the Box of Bliss.

"Lord Mizukage, the Daimyo of the Kingdom of Water is famous for his bad temper. If you kill his envoy, he will definitely not let it go."

Genshi said worriedly, not optimistic about Kisame's trip.

Hearing this, Kisame smiled at Genshi: "Don't worry, elder. If this problem cannot be solved, I will solve the person who raised the problem, so there will be no problem."

As soon as he finished speaking, a pair of black wings stretched out from his back and soared into the sky.

Address the person who asked the question?Could it be...

After everyone in Kirigakure came to their senses, they couldn't help but look at each other with horrified expressions.