Elf: My green caterpillar has a dream

After the live broadcast room in Hall F was opened, the commentator 'Paojiang' was also ready to start the warm-up session.

Bubble Jiang was originally a game anchor for the Pokémon moba game 'Legend of Pokémon'.

I came to commentate on the finals, firstly, to get myself the honor of being the official commentator of the 'Modu Middle School Student Lotte Kappa Summer Tournament'; secondly, I also took a small amount of money from the official to give this finalist who was not very concerned in the first place. Add a little bit of traffic.

After all, although the official does not pay attention to the popularity of this qualifying round, the data still needs to be better.

"This year's Magic City Middle School and College Competition has reached a new high with only the qualifying rounds, and the popularity of the elf battle has become more and more intense in the league.The Flower Planting Alliance is about to enter the era of national trainers? ! "Titles like this have already been thought out and we are just waiting for the data to be released today and then start arranging hot searches!

Paojiang, who was aware of her traffic flow and work tasks today, cleared her throat and started today's sales work.

"Good morning everyone!

There are still 10 minutes left for the qualifying rounds of Group F to begin. Please be patient and wait a moment~"

With her sweet voice that complements her innocent appearance, and her extra cute chubby cosplay outfit today, the live broadcast room became lively the moment she appeared.

Looking at the rising popularity data, it must be difficult for the popularity in the live broadcast room of Division F of the finals today not to be high.

[Pumpkin lantern before dawn: Bubble Jiang is so beautiful today! 】

[Crush your skull with Lakaraka’s stick: One thing to say, although she is indeed a bit flatter, her appearance is still good. 】

[Slow-down Slowpoke: Is it really okay for Pao-Jiang to explain? 】

[Paopao Jiang Saigao: I'm also a little worried. I didn't expect that she could even admit such a big elf when she was lopping. 】

[Fairy Ibrahimovic’s Tentacles: I don’t care whether you are professional or not. If the anchor makes a mistake in his explanation, will he plead guilty? 】

"Hey! I'm here to tell you that you did your homework before, okay?"

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Bubble Jiang pouted, looking like 'I'm very angry'.

From a professional point of view, this expression and angry look are very well executed.

I just don’t know that there is some real emotion mixed in with the acting.

After all, she was in a carnival live broadcast room, in front of the national audience, and couldn't tell the difference between cara cara and gala gala.

Now those who rub salt into the wounds in the live broadcast room are talking about her sore spots! !

……

In the midst of chatting and breaking defenses, the main game began.

Paopaojiang quickly brought back the topic, her tone a little more impatient:

"Now the finals officially begin!"

Although Paopao is just a game anchor, he still possesses some basic commentary skills.

The tone and atmosphere set off the learning, which is quite impressive.

"Let me first introduce to you the contestants from both sides!"

"The one on the red square is Huang Yiming, who comes to the city's No. [-] Middle School, and his partner is - Bobo!"

"His opponent on the blue field is Nanfeng from the Demonic High School, and his partner..."

Pao Paojiang's voice as she read out the list suddenly stopped. At this moment, she was like a student in Chinese class who was called on by the teacher to read the text aloud and encountered an uncommon word that she couldn't read. She was stunned.

[Fairy Ibrahimovic’s Tentacles: Anchor?Why didn't the anchor speak? 】

[Fish Soup: Am I stuck? 】

[Blinking Moon: Why is it that my crotch is stretched out even though everything is fine? Is it really okay for this anchor to be the commentator? 】

[Yue Yibu’s tattoo: What is she looking at? 】

The barrage started to scroll rapidly again due to Paopaojiang's tactical pause.

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the barrage in the live broadcast room. Paopaojiang quickly came back to his senses. While taking a deep breath, he leaned back slightly and announced with a slightly unbelievable voice:

"His partner is...is...a green caterpillar."

[Speechless wy: Green caterpillar? ? ? 】

[Jenny’s turtle head:? ? ?Did I hear something wrong? 】

[The tentacles of Fairy Ibrahimovic: Come and report the ID upstairs]

At this time, Pao Baojiang's mood was the same as that of the shocked audience in the barrage.

Generally speaking, you won't see any trainers using green caterpillars for competitive matches.

Those trainers who choose insect-type Pokémon are aiming for a short cultivation and evolution cycle of insect-type Pokémon. They can complete the three stages of full evolution in about one and a half months.

Strengthen your basic strength through evolution, so as to achieve better results in competitions and gain opportunities to get a better admission letter.

After all, although it is said that admission notices will be issued after the college entrance examination, considering the extra points for the competition, the deadline for most universities is in early August!

Does this trainer not want the results of the competition?

So what are you still signing up for?

There is no way the Green Caterpillar can win the game!

Rao was writing tons of drafts to avoid the cold start, but at this time, Paojiang was also in the awkward position of being at a loss for words.

What should she say...

He could only smile awkwardly, and then murmured to the audience in the live broadcast room with a slight embarrassment:

“Sure enough, official competitions can broaden people’s horizons.

Today's first match in Field F opened up Pao Paojiang's eyes. Players from both sides were walking towards the center of the field, and the battle was about to begin! "

[Tentacles of Fairy Eevee:

High emotional intelligence: Official competitions can broaden people’s horizons

Low EQ: This person gives away green caterpillars, and it’s okay to mess with people]

[Sand dumplings filled with joy: Wisdom teeth removal in Henan]

[I am a robot: bird food]

……

Seeing the barrage of unanimous approval, Pao Baojiang couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth.

Presumably, at this moment, the audience in her live broadcast room was most in agreement with her.

However, explaining this kind of event is easy.

Presumably this match will end quickly in a one-sided situation.

She just likes to commentate on such worthless games!

It doesn't have to expose the flaws in her common sense, but it also allows her to make full use of her chatting and gossiping skills.

perfect!

(????)

Seeing that both players had taken their places at the trainer's venue and released their Pokémon onto the battle table, Paobujiang said:

"The players of both sides are now ready! The referee's hand has been raised high! F01, the countdown to the first game of the day in this venue begins!

But...according to Paojiang's analysis, the winner of this game should be decided soon! "

[I am a robot: Needless to say this kind of nonsense anchor, I can see it]

[Jenny’s Turtle Head: Rough words are not rough, that’s true]

[Sandy glutinous rice balls are a lot of fun: Bobo beats the green caterpillars by not just having a mouth, this is such an innate advantage! 】

[Crush your skull with Lakaraka’s stick: Bird food, if you can’t win this, why don’t you just stop living this time and embarrass yourself to the competition] (ps: Please allow me to express my opinion here) Stubborn, Dabi Bird is really...)

[Fairy Eevee's tentacles: Am I the only one who thinks this 'bird food' is unexpectedly appropriate? 】

……

Not long after Pao Baojiang finished speaking, the referee blew the whistle.

The battle started one after another.

"Bobo! Fly! Then use 'Wind'!"

In the live broadcast, Bobo's trainer Huang Yiming immediately gave instructions after hearing the whistle.

“Red player Huang Yiming made a quick judgment and laid out excellent tactics!

Fly up to get some distance, and then use the wind to cause tons of damage to the green caterpillars!

Now following the camera, we see, Bobo...it...ah? ? ? ? "

At this time, a jaw-dropping scene appeared in the live broadcast.

I saw that the green caterpillar on the blue side suddenly yawned, as if it didn't realize that Bobo was about to launch a fierce attack on him!

Just when everyone thought that this indiscriminate green caterpillar was going to be kicked out of the field, or was beaten to the point of being unable to fight by Bobo's powerful 'Wind', Bobo, who was on the red field, yawned and fell. An accident happened unexpectedly and coincidentally!

It was as if Bobo's wings suddenly flashed, and his face suddenly showed shock and pain. Then, while he was still taking off in mid-air, he suddenly leaned back and fell out of the arena.

The moment Bobo fell out of the arena, the referee blew the whistle and declared the game over.

"The game is over! Bobo leaves the arena, and the green caterpillar wins! The winner of F01 in the qualifying round is - Nanfeng!"

When the referee loudly announced the verdict, Paojiang, who was supposed to announce the decision simultaneously, opened her eyes wide and fell into silence.

She remained in the posture where she had only half-sentence before, and Tai's hand in mid-air also froze.

The barrages that were supposed to complain about such 'unprofessional' behavior also became unusually quiet.

This weird silence lasted for five seconds. After the Group F scoreboard had recorded the 1 point gained by Nanfeng into the interface and the green caterpillar turned away and entered the airport, people started to react one after another.

Immediately, the live broadcast room of Group F of the qualifying competition was filled with a large number of question marks.

[Fairy Eevee's tentacles: Can anyone tell me, what the hell is this? ? ? 】

[Jenny’s turtle head: I don’t know! 】

[I am a robot: Bobo... fell off the arena by himself? ? ? 】

Looking at the barrage that flashed by quickly, Buojiang also regained her senses. She murmured and repeated the information she had obtained from the barrage:

"This...could Bobo's wings hit him and he accidentally fell off the arena???"

Pao Jiang, who was as good as a trainer as a dog, could not hold back her professional fake smile at this moment.

What level of Wolong and Fengxia is this F01 competition?

A rich second generation who uses green caterpillars to top up his bank account, wears brand-name clothes, and doesn’t know if he’s here to play for tickets.

A Pidgeot trainer who can even dodge his wings when flying.

This……

This game really surprised everyone!

Is this what is called guessing the beginning but not the ending? ? ?

She doesn't understand.

Isn't this reality a bit too magical? ? ?

However, Rao still has thousands of words in her heart that she wants to complain about. As an anchor who is still sitting in the online commentary booth of the official live broadcast room, she cannot attack the players like this.

In order to save the embarrassing situation, she could only argue randomly:

"Ah hahaha, everyone should be calm and calm. After all, F01 is the first game, so mistakes and nervousness are normal.

In the finals, the elves cultivated by newcomers feel nervous, and it is inevitable that some accidents will happen. "

Okay, having said that, Pao Baojiang was a little overwhelmed, but fortunately, the schedule of the qualifying rounds was very tight. She quickly read out the player information for the next game to skip this so that she could play. This F01 competition of three bowls of white rice.

"Next game! The first contestant of F02 is Zhao Ru from the No. [-] Middle School in the city, and her partner is a cute Pichu!"

……

Under Pao Jiang's efforts to change the topic, most people forgot about the accident of this F01 match. While continuing to complain about Pao Jiang's "amateurism", they also analyzed the level of elf cultivation and combat strength of this group of newcomers off the court. Strong or weak.

This happy situation continued until the last game before the lunch break, the opening of F47.

"The blue trainer he is fighting against is Nanfeng from the Demonic High School, and his partner is... the green caterpillar."

[Fairy Eevee’s tentacles: Or is it him? ? ? ? 】

[Blinking Moon: He is coming, he is coming, he is coming with his green caterpillar! 】

"Ahem, everyone, calm down."

The water friends who have been squatting all morning naturally know who this green caterpillar trainer is.

In terms of discussion, the best bastard who unexpectedly won the game just by yawning, F01's game undoubtedly left a strong and deep impression on people.

Some viewers who came late did not know why everyone reacted so violently. After eating the melon heart, the good people in the barrage naturally conducted a detailed science popularization for these 'cute newcomers'.

What’s more, it even comes with a link to the screen recording of the F01 competition.

[The big tail of the green caterpillar: wc, this green caterpillar is awesome! 】

[Paper Stars: Good luck to the dog! 】

[Fire Technique Trainee: How the hell can you win the game like this? 】

[Training Fire Techniques: An Eye-Opener]

[Blinking Moon: But he will definitely lose this game, right? 】

……

Looking at the lively barrage, Paojiang wished that she was doing the live broadcast at her own home!

Because of this, she can join in!

Unlike now, I can only watch them silently discussing eating melon.

Angry, she continued to broadcast, in order to disrupt the formation and express her inner temper that she could not participate in.

"The game is about to begin! Let's wait and see!

In this F47 qualifying match, will the green caterpillar be able to continue to maintain his ultimate invincible good luck, or will the red side's strong Nidona win? "