Daily life as a writer in the world of pirates

Although he said it very coldly, the zombie's mouth didn't work that well.

Talking while holding a knife in one's mouth will result in scabs flying all over the place.

"Three-sword flow-sucking-Hundred-eight troubles blast!"

Wanzi didn't expect that one day she would have to control her emotions when fighting Zoro and not laugh too wildly.

"Pfft hahaha."

"I'm sorry, will you forgive me if I say I didn't mean it?"

"Damn sucking--"

Jigoro's pale zombie face turned red, and he was furious and raised his knife to chop the balls.

As the saying goes, an inch is long and an inch is strong.

Lan Yue's total length is three feet and seven inches, which is much longer than an ordinary sword. Logically speaking, it has an absolute advantage.

but!

An excellent swordsman can not only do basic slashing, but can also deal so-called "sword energy" damage!

Wanzi dodges left and right, quickly turning into an afterimage.

If it weren't for the devilish laughter that resounded throughout the room, this would definitely be a serious duel between swordsmen.

It's a pity that Maruko never considered himself a swordsman.

Ninjas generally do not fight head-on against ordinary people. Ordinary people here, including all non-ninjas.

"Ninjutsu Fire Release - the powerful fire ball technique."

Maruko suddenly turned around and released a ball of fire between the two of them.

As a zombie, Jigoro's instinct told him to take two steps back and stay away from the flames.

"Puff——" The sound of a knife penetrating flesh and blood sounded.

Maruko appeared from behind Jigoro with a smile on his face: "Ninja Technique - Moon Splitting Slash."

At the same time, another ball shot out of the flames in front of him, and with lightning speed, it threw salt grains into his mouth.

Wanzi put away the knife and released the body.

"It's a pity that even if you are his shadow, you are still far behind him."

If it was Zoro who had just faced off with Maruko, he would never choose to retreat, but would rush towards the flames.

This is the difference between humans and zombies.

Humans can control their instincts, but zombies cannot.

The dark shadow staggered out of Jigoro's mouth like a tadpole and flew forward.

In Maruko's shared map, that was the direction of Zoro.

Fortunately, the shadow will not get lost in the process of returning to the body.

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On the other side, Zoro, who was fighting Ryoma, might have felt something.

Looking down, he saw that his shadow had returned.

"Hey~ It seems that Wanzi has finished the battle, so I have to speed up."

Zoro raised the corners of his mouth and shouted provocatively: "Hey, your knife looks good, I like it very much."

"Famous sword - Qiushui. One of the twenty-one skills of a large sword. Its texture is so hard that even if a giant dragon steps on it, it will not bend even a millimeter."

Ryoma raised the knife in front of him: "This is the knife that once killed a dragon!"

"Mr. Swordsman, please be careful. Although he is my shadow, he is much stronger than me."

Brooke's face was full of worry, ah! Although he has no expression.

"You don't need to tell me, I feel it too."

Zoro pressed hard on Wadou Ichimonji and Sandaike Tetsu who were about to move.

"Brooke, our captain's decision will never be shaken."

"He likes you very much and is seriously inviting you on board."

"So when your shadow comes back, I hope you can think about it carefully."

After Zoro finished speaking, he immediately rushed towards Ryoma: "Two-sword style - Ox needle!"

Zoro's body rushed towards Ryoma like a bull, and when he passed him, he stabbed 8 consecutive attacks in an instant.

The two swap positions.

After three steps, Ryoma put away his sword: "Bi Ge Sanding - arrow tail chop."

Blood instantly poured out of Zoro's right side of his abdomen, and a huge wound opened on Ryoma's right side.

But Ryoma is a zombie. Even if he is injured, it will not hurt and will not affect his activities.

So the result that seemed to be evenly matched was actually Zoro's hidden disadvantage.

"Hey, Brooke, leave this to me for now." Zoro said while typing.

"Have you seen that giant outside? Luffy is fighting him, I'll leave it to you."

"Oh! Okay, I will definitely work hard to complete Mr. Swordsman's request, hohohoho!"

Brooke stood up quickly. The feeling of being entrusted made him full of motivation, and he ran out of the room laughing.

Zoro picked up a knife from the ground and used it temporarily. As expected, the three-knife style was more comfortable for him.

"Then now, let's have a big fight!"

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While Maruko and Jigoro were still fighting, Robin and Franky also found Sanji's shadow in the garden.

Robin knelt down and looked at the dog-headed penguin in front of him, with a little pity on his face.

"I thought I could finally see Sanji-san's two eyes, but I didn't expect that even the zombie's left eye was tightly closed."

"Even if I only have one eye, I can see all your beauty." Penguin put his short hand on his chest and bent down to salute.

"Sure enough, he looks exactly like Sanji-san." Robin chuckled.

"So Mr. Penguin, can you open your mouth?"

The dog-headed penguin didn't know why, but his chivalrous training and lustful nature made him never refuse a beautiful lady's request.

Robin gently threw the salt grains into his mouth and rubbed the penguin's soft forehead.

"Sanji-san's shadow should be left to Sanji."

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Sanji, who was the first to enter the island, was fighting with Absalom.

Sanji held Nami in his arms, his whole body burning with anger.

"Damn it, such a beautiful Nami-san~ Nami-san in a wedding dress~ how can I show this to you, a pervert!"

Absalom crossed his arms and laughed wildly: "We have already held the ceremony, and Nami is already my bride!"

"Your ritual is not complete."

"Even if it is completed, it is not done voluntarily by Nami-san, and this ceremony does not count at all!"

The more beautiful Nami is in his arms, the more angry Sanji feels.

This abominable brazen self-assertion!

"Ahhhh - bear my wrath!" Sanji stood on the spot and quickly spun around his right foot, "Devil Wind Kicks!"

Sanji kicked the ground with his left foot and quickly approached Absalom.

The kicking skills with special skills allowed Absalom to be kicked and rotated at the same time, like a lamb being skewered on the rack of an automatic rotating oven.

Naturally, human skin cannot stop the high temperature that is enough to melt iron.

Even if Absalom's whole body had been modified by Hogbark, making him already beyond the scope of human beings, it was only a fatal move that turned him into a serious injury.

Absalom struggled to turn his body transparent, but Sanji had already figured out his plan.

“Devil’s Style Feet – Fried Assorted Platter!”

Continuous kicks kicked Absalom up one level at a time, and the pain that melted his bones made him completely lose the ability to think for a while.

"The last move, Devil's Wind Kicks - the finishing touch!"

Sanji jumped up, used the heel of his right foot hard, and kicked Absalom down from the sky.

The huge force even caused the opponent to create a pit more than five meters deep on the ground.

Absalom's eyes were white and his tongue was hanging out, as if he was taking in too little air and outgoing too much.

The wedding officiant and the zombie guests who were watching the ceremony were speechless, fearing that the slightest movement would arouse Sanji's anger.

Sanji hugged Nami and stormed out of the church.

His right foot, which was still warm, melted the floor, and as he walked, he stepped on shallow pits on the ground.

"What a"

"A scary man."

"I hope to never see him again."

"I was so scared that my head fell off just now, ah! Even though my head was already falling off."

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Finally, look at Usopp chasing Perona away.

Perona screamed and ran away, tears streaming down her face.

Usopp smiled like a villain: "Hahaha, I didn't expect that my strength actually scared one of the three subordinates of the Shichibukai to tears."

"Accept the sanction of the great captain Usopp!"

Perona's voice was clear and choked: "Everyone has negative emotions, and the negative ghost maximizes this emotion."

"No one has ever been able to escape this move."

"I didn't expect that people like you still exist in the world. You are in an extremely negative state all the time."

"Whoa, long nose, come on!"

Perona suddenly shouted: "Although I am still being chased by you, I still want to say - don't give up hope, come on, grow a nose!"

Perona and the stuffed bear beside her raised their hands together: "Come on! Come on! Come on!"

"Asshole, are your tears because of sympathy?!" Usopp became angry.

"I don't need to cheer at all! Take one of my moves - the sure kill, Stinky Star!"

"Ah, what is this? It's so disgusting!" Perona collapsed and yelled.

"I was just joking with you just now, now I have to use all my strength!" Perona suddenly stood still, "Go, little cuties!"

Seven or eight ghosts emerged from Perona's hands. These ghosts were much smaller than the negative ghosts, only the size of a palm.

"As I said, ghosts don't care about me!" Usopp stood there without moving, waiting proudly to see Perona's furious expression.

Unexpectedly, these ghosts suddenly exploded the moment they came into contact with Usopp.

Perona covered her mouth and chuckled: "I forgot to tell you, this is not a negative ghost ~ but a ghost bomb."

"It seems that apart from being extremely negative, you have no other advantages."

"Then let's get rid of you quickly, extra-large ghost - kamikaze bomb."

The ghost in front of him was two to three meters tall, and his mouth could even be opened to swallow Usopp completely.

Once he is hit by this trick, he will definitely be shattered to pieces.

At the critical moment, Usopp quickly put on his homemade explosion-proof suit and exploded tomato stars around himself.

After the huge explosion, Usopp lay on the ground with white smoke coming out of his mouth, eyes white, and blood all over his body.

"Hmph, let you scare me in the first place!"

Perona walked over proudly and poked Usopp with the tip of her small umbrella, but there was no movement at all.

It seems that he cannot die anymore.

Perona turned around and told Kumasi: "Throw him out and wipe this place clean."

The mutation rose sharply.

Usopp, who was originally dead, suddenly stood up: "The sure kill - Big Explosion | Star Explosion!"

With such a close distance and the strongest move, Usopp raised the corners of his mouth in victory in advance.

However, unexpected.

The gunpowder actually passed directly through Perona's body and exploded in another corner.

Kumasi reacted quickly, stood between the two, and punched Usopp away.

Although the transformed Kumasi appears to be a ragdoll bear, his punch is actually stronger than that of a real bear.

Usopp really vomited blood this time.

Face full of disbelief: "Why you, your body"

Perona said proudly: "Of course the person standing in front of you is the ghost clone. No matter how hard you attack, you can't hit me~"

"My true body is in a very safe place."

The Fire Star used in the first meeting clearly hit the opponent, so she must still be her true form at that time.

So the exchange between the main body and the ghost clone has just happened.

The more crisis he is in, the calmer Usopp becomes.

He looked around the huge and empty castle ballroom. As long as he found Perona's true form, he would still have a chance.

"Must kill—Smoke Star."

Thick smoke surrounded Perona and Kumasi, and Usopp endured the pain and ran forward.

It was so obvious that a pink princess bed suddenly appeared in the empty ballroom, which simply told everyone that there was something wrong here.

The thick fog cleared and the situation reversed again.

Usopp was so confident that he didn't need to aim at the bed, and kept his eyes fixed on Perona.

"Must-kill Fire Star!"

"No!" Perona screamed loudly and rushed to the princess bed.

When using the ghost clone, the main body cannot move at all, and Perona immediately returns to her body.

Unexpectedly, the Fire Star was just Usopp deceiving her.

When she returned to the body, Usopp let go of the slingshot in his hand and laughed brightly.

"I forgot to tell you, this is not the Fire Star, it's the Cockroach Star!"

Hundreds of toy cockroaches exploded in front of Perona. Trypophobia, insect phobia, and cockroaches themselves can easily make people paranoid.

The strong visual impact directly blew her mind to a blank.

"The final blow - Usopp's 10-ton golden hammer."

A hammer almost as big as half a bed fell from the sky.

Perona took a sharp breath, rolled her eyes, her psychological defense was completely broken, and she fainted on the spot.