Douluo Zhilin Wuyuan

Chapter 84 Poseidon Island (9)

After a day, Shui Linbing finally absorbed all the soul bones.He also ushered in his ninth test as Shura God, challenging six 10-year-old soul beasts.

Shui Linbing: "Xiao Wu, you haven't gone to rest, you've been on guard all day."

Xiao Wu: "I've been guarding you all day, and you don't show any sympathy."

Shui Linbing: "What does it mean?"

Xiao Wu: "I'm hungry."

Shui Linbing: "So I want to eat carrots. I have already prepared them for you."

Xiao Wu: "Really! Where is it? Get it quickly."

Shui Linbing pointed to her lips and said, "I'll give it to you if I kiss it."

Xiao Wu: "You are shameless. I guarded you for a whole day, but you didn't give me any reward!"

Shui Linbing: "Am I not your best reward?"

Xiao Wu's face turned red and she said, "You are annoying!"

Shui Linbing: "Okay, do you want carrots?"

Xiao Wu: "Of course I do!"

Shui Linbing: "Then come up with something practical."

Xiao Wu: "Okay, you, close your eyes."

Shui Linbing: "I'll play this trick again, okay, I'll shut up."

Shui Linbing closed his eyes and Xiao Wu looked around. When he saw Shui Wulin playing beside him, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

Shui Linbing: "Are you okay? Hurry up, you don't want to escape, right?"

Xiao Wu: "How come? I'm coming right now. You have to keep your word. If I kiss you, you must give me a carrot."

Shui Linbing: "Okay, hurry up."

Xiao Wu: "Okay, come and kiss me."

Shui Linbing smiled and then kissed her.However, he felt something was not right. When he opened his eyes, he was so frightened that he quickly took a step back.

"Bah, bah, mom! You actually did this to me!" Shui Wulin said.

Shui Linbing: "Xiao Wu, what are you doing? Why are you Wulin?"

It turns out that Xiao Wu just picked up Shui Wulin to replace him.

Xiao Wu: "You have raised a child for so many years, but it is only for a short time. This is what you repay me with."

Okay, get the carrots quickly. "

Shui Linbing: "No."

Xiao Wu: "You are a titled Douluo and the father of a child, how can you not keep your word!"

Shui Linbing: "You didn't kiss me either, okay?"

Xiao Wu: "I don't care, as long as you say I'll kiss you, it's fine. I didn't say who will kiss you."

Shui Linbing: "Okay, since you are like this and Wulin wants to kiss you, then I will give it to Wulin."

Xiao Wu: "Okay! No problem, Wu Lin is so good, he will definitely give it to his mother."

Shui Wulin: "Don't even think about it, there's no way."

Xiao Wu: "Oh, you kid, why are you talking to your dear mother? Be good, can you bring it here?"

Shui Wulin: "No, I'll give you something in exchange."

Xiao Wu: "What do you want from Na Wulin?"

Shui Wulin: "Is it okay to have anything you want?"

Xiao Wu: "Of course."

Shui Wulin: "I want to eat rabbit meat."

Shui Linbing:! ! !

Xiao Wu smiled and said, "What did you say? It was so windy just now that I didn't stop and kept saying, what do you want?"

Shui Wulin: "Rabbit meat."

Xiao Wu: "Oh, the wind is really strong today, tell me again."

Shui Wulin said loudly: "I want to eat rabbit meat!"

Shui Linbing covered her eyes and prayed silently for Wulin.

Xiao Wu: "Okay, I'll take you to eat!"

Shui Linbing:? ? ?

Shui Wulin: "Really?"

Xiao Wu: "Really, it's just that if you eat too much, it's not good for your buttocks and it's easy to bloom."

Shui Wulin: "It's okay, as long as you can eat, I haven't eaten for a long time. Dad, are you going?"

Shui Linbing waved his hand and said, "I won't go. I have other things to do, so I'll go ahead and enjoy it slowly." After that, he ran away quickly.

Shui Wulin: "Mom, let's go."

Xiao Wu: "Okay!"

Then, a beautiful melody came, although it was just one note.

Shui Linbing estimated the time and went back. When he returned, he saw Shui Wulin lying on the ground with a red butt.

Shui Linbing walked over and asked: "Did you eat too much rabbit meat? Looking at you, you must have eaten a lot. How about it? It tastes good. Do you still want to eat it?"

Shui Wulin: "Dad, it hurts."

Shui Linbing: "It doesn't hurt. You deserve it. Who told you to insist on eating rabbit meat in front of her? Just remember it this time."

Shui Wulin: "Dad, rub it."

Shui Linbing: "I won't rub it. I'll rub it away myself."

Shui Wulin: "Well, I don't have any love anymore. My parents don't love me anymore."

Shui Linbing: "Okay! What's there to cry about? Isn't it just a few spanks, or something like that?"

Shui Wulin: "But it really hurts."

Xiao Wu: "You still use your strength to speak, will it hurt?"

Shui Linbing: "Xiao Wu, you are back."

Xiao Wu: "Why, I can't come back?"

Shui Linbing: "No, no, welcome."

Shui Wulin: "Mom, since I already gave you the carrot, please spare me."

Shui Linbing: "Wulin gave you the carrot?"

Xiao Wu: "Yeah! What, you want to go back?"

Shui Linbing: "No, no, how could it be? It's up to you."

Xiao Wu: "Okay, you two can sleep tonight. I want to chat with the other sisters all night long."

Two people: "Huh?"

Xiao Wu: "Ah, what, don't agree?"

Shui Linbing: "No, no, I agree, of course I agree."

Xiao Wu: "What about you, Wu Lin?"

Shui Wulin: "I, I agree."

Xiao Wu: "That's good, I'm leaving, bye."

Both of them: "Bye."

After Xiao Wu left, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.

Shui Wulin: "I finally left, otherwise she would have spanked me again at night. Ness, I saved my butt."

Xiao Wu's voice came: "I owe you now, and I'll fight you next time!"

Shui Wulin: "Ah~ In the end, I still couldn't save it."

Shui Linbing: "Okay, let's apply the medicine."

Shui Wulin: "Dad is still kind to me."

Shui Linbing: "Then when you grow up, you must respect me well."

Shui Wulin: "Of course, I'll treat you to a feast of rabbit meat."

Shui Linbing: "Well, it seems your butt will never get better in this life."

Shui Wulin: "Why?"

Shui Linbing: "You will know later."

Shui Wulin: "Dad, why does mom hate eating rabbits so much?"

Shui Linbing: "Because she is a rabbit."

Shui Wulin: "Oh~ No wonder mom smells like rabbit all the time. It turns out to be this. I thought mom was eating it behind our backs."

Shui Linbing: "I'm afraid she will never eat it in her life."

Shui Wulin: "Has mom eaten it?"

Shui Linbing: "Yeah~ I have eaten it, but I deceived me into eating it."

Shui Wulin: "Ah, when did it happen?"

Shui Linbing: "It's been more than ten years. You weren't born yet at that time."

Shui Wulin: "Then let's trick mom into eating it again."

Shui Linbing: "If you want to fool yourself, don't talk to me."

Shui Wulin: "If I cheat, I'll cheat."

After Shui Linbing heard this, he shook his head and couldn't bear to take another look at Shui Wulin's current appearance.

(End of this chapter)