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Summary:

She is the god-killing flower that blooms in the nether world and sucks evil spirits. She is the nightmare of the old enemy of the gods and gods, and the supreme demon.

But he, a little stinky dragon from the god world, always leans in front of her, shaking his head and tail, stupid and cute.

In the battle between gods and demons, they were clearly enemies, but the little stinky dragon stupidly broke into the soul-shattering formation designed by the gods for her, and was smashed to pieces.

In order to gather together the broken soul of the little stinky dragon, she spared no effort to freeze the three realms with all her magic power, and used her last ray of magic knowledge to throw herself into the world to meet him again.

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1. A beautiful woman

"Ah Chao, so you like men with this taste? I told you earlier, it's hard to find a man with a stronger aura than you, isn't it hard to find a guy like this?"

On the second floor of the bar, two women were sitting on a soft leather sofa.

The person who spoke just now was Bai Xue, the daughter of the mayor of Kyoto.

And the woman sitting opposite Baixue, named Hua Chao, is a mysterious evil spirit that no one in Kyoto would dare to mess with.

Bai Xue's sentence "It's hard to find a man with a stronger aura than you" is really not an exaggeration.

Because in front of Hua Chao, no matter how powerful a man is, he will unconsciously lower his posture!

even!From the bottom of my heart, I want to bow down to Hua Chao!

It all started on a rainy night five years ago.

That night, Baixue's phone ran out of battery and couldn't turn on the navigation. She drove the car around and turned out of the city, and parked in a deserted suburb.

The heavy rain slammed on Baixue's car window, when Baixue was afraid.

I saw hundreds of men holding black umbrellas gathered on the flat ground in the distance from the four directions of southeast, north and south.

They were all in black suits, with umbrellas in their left hands, and weapons that Bai Xue had never seen in their right hands.

A big battle seems to be ready to go.

But Bai Xue guessed wrong.

For half an hour, the group of men waited with umbrellas in the rainy night.

Until the appearance of Hua Chao——

Hua Chao was walking slowly with an oiled paper umbrella, which covered her face, revealing only her swaying body in a purple cheongsam.

At that moment, Bai Xue felt that Hua Chao was like a bewitching flower, and also like the most beautiful and poisonous snake.

Can't see the face clearly, just looking at the figure makes Baixue involuntarily terrified.

So should those men.

Kneeling down on one knee in unison, worshiping Hua Chao as a god's mansion.

The sound of "see Missy" louder than thunder made Bai Xue deafen.

A flash of lightning flashed across, illuminating the entire suburb.

Bai Xue also clearly saw Hua Chao's glamorous face after she lifted her umbrella.

Bai Xue experienced for the first time what it means to be astonished.

even feel

All the beautiful words in the world are used on Hua Chao,

It is impossible to describe Hua Chao's one-tenth of the beauty.

The next day when Bai Xue returned to the capital city, her father told her that when she went out to play in the future, she should not provoke a woman in purple, otherwise the whole family would suffer.

And the reason why she can be friends with people like Hua Chao is because four years ago, when she was idle and bored, she bought a few straw baskets of dragonflies that a dumb boy couldn't sell.

Thinking of this, Bai Xue couldn't help but sneer.

In the next second, I felt Hua sweeping towards the ice blade-like eyes.

"Cough, I suddenly thought of the scene where I met you, and I couldn't hold it in for a while." After Bai Xue finished speaking, she couldn't help asking curiously, "Ah Chao, if you wanted that frame of straw-woven dragonflies four years ago, you can just buy it yourself." Why? Why do you want to exchange a pink diamond worth hundreds of millions with me after I bought it?"

Hua Chao looked up, "He can't find it."

"...You buy things with diamonds, who can find them?" Bai Xue was speechless.

diamond?Hua Chao gave a faint sarcasm.

In the demon world, these so-called priceless diamonds in the mortal world are just broken stones that the little stinky dragon used to throw away.

How stupid the little dragon was at that time. There were so many Qiongshan Yulin in the God Realm, but he just liked to go to the Demon Realm surrounded by her evil spirit, and pestered her to talk a lot every day.

It's obviously a little dragon, but it's more annoying than a chirping bird.

Thinking of the stupid little stinky dragon, Hua Zhao glanced sideways at the handsome bartender downstairs carrying a tray among the crowd.

There was an inconceivable trace of tenderness in the originally emotionless black eyes.

"Tell me, are you stupid to die for an irrelevant person?" Hua Chao asked.

Bai Xue thought for a while, "For someone irrelevant, let alone being crushed to pieces, I would feel stupid even if I died happily, but..."

"Ok?"

"But if it's for the person I love, I'm willing to die no matter how miserable it is." After Bai Xue finished speaking, she covered her face a little uncomfortably, "Am I very in love?"

"What is love?" Hua Chao didn't understand.

She was originally a god-killing flower that bloomed in the dark world of the demon world and sucked evil spirits, she was heartless and heartless.

Those gods in the God Realm all regarded her as a big devil, and said that they wanted to wipe her out for the sake of the common people in the three realms. It's ridiculous that 10,000+ years can't do anything to her.

"The question of what is love is too profound, and I can't answer it." Bai Xue spread her hands helplessly, took a sip from her wine glass, and turned her head to look downstairs in boredom.

When she saw the elegant wine waiter sign language, Bai Xue was stunned, "What the hell? That dumb wine waiter downstairs is the boy who sold straw dragonflies four years ago?"

"Well, it's him." It's the little stink dragon, stupid little stink dragon.

Snow White couldn't close her mouth.

This is what Hua Chao said about not knowing what love is?

damn it!Silently guarding a dumb boy for so many years, what is it but love? !