American comic world demon hunter

While thinking and hating, he tried his best to shrink his body. He squatted on the ground, stuffed his two ferocious arms between his legs, and put his head in his arms. It looked like It's a sprouted potato

Hey, don’t tell me, these potatoes are quite round.

But at this time, Dante didn't pay any attention to Hate's interest. He was now holding Bruce Banner's arm and looking at the man in front of him wearing a pair of big pants with interest.

Ah, no, no, no, it’s a man wearing a pair of jeans that are so stretched that they look like a fish tank.

"Dude, wake up"

Dante said, but before Bruce could reply, Dante's phone rang the next second. When he heard the ringing, Dante dropped Bruce and took out the phone.

"This is Dante, who are you?"

"Dante, I am Nick Fury. Have you never saved my number?"

Director Lu Dan asked softly. Damn it, the gentleness in his tone made Dante shiver.

"Hell, how can I save your number? After all, you have to change your phone number several times every day."

Dante said, and then he saw signs of Bruce waking up in front of him. Feeling that Bruce was about to wake up, Dante asked quickly.

"What do you need? Tell me quickly. I still have things to do here."

"I know I know"

After hearing Dante's urging, Director Ludan said quickly.

"I hope you can hand Bruce over to me. Oh, by the way, maybe you don't know Bruce. He is the green giant just now, the guy who fell on the ground in front of you. He is very important to us. I hope you don't Take his life, thank you”

"what"

Director Ludan's words made Dante stunned.

"I didn't want to kill him in the first place. It's a good toy anyway."

"That's good, that's good, Dante, we want to get him. If possible, from now on, at least two thousand tomato veal pizzas will be delivered to your castle every day. At the same time, we will also ensure that you The most delicious cold drink truck in New York is always parked at the door.”

"This is a really good deal, haha. It's up to you. I'll talk to this guy."

Dante had no intention of killing the Hulk, so it was natural for him to agree to Nick Fury's request. He was about to hang up the phone, and then he heard Nick Fury say something else.

"Also, Dante, every word you say is being broadcast live now, and many of the people watching them are children, so can you stop swearing?"

"Fake"

Dante hung up the phone after being complained about. Then he looked at the Hulk in front of him who had completely woken up. At this time, Bruce looked like he had just woken up. He opened his confused eyes and looked stupidly. looking at everything around

After looking around, Bruce lowered his head dejectedly. Damn it, he seemed to remember what just happened.

Dr. Lan deceived him

Bruce has already thought that the appearance of the monster is definitely related to his blood, and the only person in New York who has the best chance to use his blood for experiments today is Dr. Lan, whom he trusts so much.

“Damn it, online dating is risky, you need to be careful in person.”

This result made Bruce sigh. How much he believed in the Dr. Blue who contacted him on the phone. He believed in him, just like he believed that Betty would always love him.

Uh

Thinking like this, Bruce quickly shook his head. Damn it, these two things cannot be compared together. Absolutely not.

And then, Bruce continued to remember

"I came to the battlefield and saw the battle between Abomination and Iron Man. I saw that Iron Man seemed to be dead, and then I transformed. What happened next? I have no memory at all this time."

Thinking of this, Bruce found that he seemed to be fragmented. This was an extremely unusual thing. In the past, every time he transformed, although his actions would be controlled by the Hulk in his body, at that time, he It was like sitting across from the mirror and watching with cold eyes. He knew what Hulk had done.

But this time, when he woke up, he didn't even have any memory of his transformation.

"Shit, what happened? Hey, that's not it."

At this moment, Bruce, who was looking around, suddenly saw a huge monster.

"That's that monster. Oh my god, why is he still alive? Could it be that even Hulk was defeated by him?"

Thinking like this, Bruce's heart was filled with shock. He widened his eyes and looked at the huddled Abomination. Perhaps feeling Bruce's hot gaze, Abomination raised his head slightly.

The moment he saw Bruce, he immediately cursed with hatred.

"Look at your paralysis"

"Fuck me"

"What do you want, bastard, to show off your power to me as a loser?"

"Fuck me"

"What are you thinking, Hulk, you piece of trash"

"I"

Bruce was speechless after being cursed three times by the Abomination. He was a little confused. It seemed that the Abomination was afraid of something. Could it be that things were different from what he thought? The Abomination had been subdued by the Hulk.

no, no

Hulk suddenly thought that Abomination had just mentioned two losers. He said that he was also a loser. Then the question came. If he and Abomination both lost, who would win?

Thinking like this, Bruce quickly looked around. The next moment, he saw a staggering figure. The figure was a set of gold and red, tattered mecha. At this moment, the mecha was swaying. come towards them

"Oh, God"

Looking at the damaged mecha Bruce was filled with shock.

"Could it be that this playboy actually knocked down both me and Abomination? It shouldn't be, his toys are obviously so bad."

Bruce yelled instinctively, and his words made Abomination burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, you idiot finally got it right. That thing he has is just a toy."

"shit"

The words of hatred were rewarded with Tony's middle finger. Tony was trying to take off his mecha while raising his middle finger.

"Dante, help me, damn it, something is hitting my waist. I'm afraid it's caused by the deformation of my mecha's power system, oh"

"Keep your voice down, idiot. Next time you encounter a similar enemy and underestimate the enemy, don't blame me for not being able to save you in time."

Dante said. As he spoke, he casually took apart Tony's mecha. He tore Tony's 400 million worth of materials into countless pieces like tearing paper. The sound of the mecha being torn into pieces made Tony His face is getting uglier

"Okay, okay, I know you are a god and you are very powerful, but when you dismantle my mecha, can you use a somewhat ritualistic action? It's like tearing off a condom and tearing off my mark. Second generation, do you know that I am very shameless?"

"Haha, you are still afraid of those things. If you are, then make your mecha stronger."

After listening to Tony's words, Dante complained rudely, and at this time, Bruce Banner had already seen Dante's bright red trench coat clearly.

"Evil devil devil"

"Damn it, you're a demon hunter"

Bruce's excited stuttering made Dante sigh speechlessly. Then he let go of Tony Stark, who was standing there and rubbing his waist, and came to Bruce.

"Man, what do you call me, is it Bruce Banner?"

"Yes, yes, haha, God, I should have thought it was you. I had the honor to watch the battle between you and Lucifer. It made my blood boil so much that I demolished two temples in India."

"Haha, poor Indian monkey, but now, you'd better put on your clothes first"

Dante was not interested in what Bruce said about India, so he turned around and clapped his hands towards Tony.

"Tony, lend me your suit. This guy needs something to cover his chest hair."

"Why is it mine? Don't you think your windbreaker looks better? Thank you for taking it off."

The struggling Tony was finally stripped by Dante, and just like that, Bruce put on Tony's suit jacket.

"Mr. Dante"

After he got dressed, he immediately asked Dante

"Can I ask what happened just now? I don't remember it. Did I cause you any trouble? If so, I am willing to apologize to you."

"Haha, it's no trouble. How could there be any trouble? I also want to thank you for making me feel so good while playing. Really, I haven't felt this good in a long, long time."

Bruce's words brought Dante's laughter. Seeing the satisfaction on Dante's face, Bruce shuddered violently. God, he suddenly felt sorry for the Hulk in his body.

"Then, can I leave now? You know my identity is not suitable to be exposed to many people. I will find an opportunity to visit you at your home afterwards and thank you."

After trembling, Bruce continued to ask. After hearing his expectant words, Dante shook his head speechlessly.

"It seems that you really don't know what's going on. Bruce, I have to tell you one thing. From now on, you don't have to worry about your identity being exposed anymore."

"Puff ha ha ha"

As soon as Dante finished speaking, Abomination and Tony laughed at the same time. Then they glared at each other and suppressed their laughter at the same time.

At this time, Bruce was trembling completely. Although he fully hoped that Dante's words of not worrying would be a good outcome, the smiles of Abomination and Tony made him vaguely guess something.

"You mean"

"That's right, man, our conversation is being broadcast live. It is estimated that by this time, your appearance has appeared in front of twenty citizens."

"Oh, I bought it"

"boom"

Bruce fainted suddenly, and he hit the ground straight up. His fall splashed a cloud of dust, which made Dante and the other three laugh again.

Smiling, Dante suddenly thought of something and slapped Hate on the back.

"You still have the nerve to smile, hold it back for me."

"It's hahaha, I, I'm not haha, I didn't mean it"

"Fake"

Just like that, Abomination, who received the second slap, looked like a six-meter-tall zombie tyrannosaurus. The way he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands was full of shadows.

Because Tony Stark opposite him smiled even more happily

After laughing enough, Dante found a place to sit down, and Tony sat down next to Dante.

"What are you waiting for, brother? My waist is injured. I need you to send me for treatment. Otherwise, you don't want your future godson's biological couple to strain their lumbar muscles so much that they can't climb into a woman's bed."

"Fuck off"

Tony's dirty words were scolded back by Dante. Then, Dante pointed at the hatred and the unconscious Bruce who made circles to curse him.

"Wait a moment, these two guys still need to make arrangements, and someone should be here to pick them up soon."

Having said this, Dante waved his hand towards the sky, and all the drones flying in the sky exploded. Even the cameras of the reporters filming in helicopters were all blown to pieces.

As for the audience in front of the TV, they only heard Dante’s last words.

Dante above waved to everyone freely, and then he said

"The shooting should end here. Although I really want to say that I look forward to meeting you, in fact, the less things that require me to come out to play games like today, the better, right?"

After the words fell, the picture disappeared, leaving only countless fans and fans excitedly in front of the TV."

“Dante is super handsome”

"Look at the way he waves his hands."

"More handsome than Leonardo"

"No one can compete with Dante"

"He's so cool"

"It's better if we see each other less, wow"

"Suddenly I want the Hulk to come out and cause trouble every day. It's been a long time since I've seen Dante play."

"I'm so happy. It's the first time I've watched the TV set for an hour."

"Same as above, my TV was licked wet by me."

"Same as above, the same goes for my computer at home."

"Same as above, so is my bottom."

"I want to lick, I mean upstairs and downstairs"

Just like that, the happy netizens were stunned, and Dante also saw dozens of helicopters coming into his sight. Those helicopters escorted a well-equipped large truck to the vicinity of Abomination.

After the car stopped, Colson immediately got out of the car, his face still full of lust.

He walked towards Dante with a gentle smile on his face, and at the same time he extended his right hand to Dante.

"You will always be the strongest superhero in my mind, Mr. Dante"

Coulson praised, and at the same time he shook hands with Dante. Before Dante could speak, Coulson immediately turned to look at the disgusted and unconscious Bruce.

"Tsk tsk tsk, buy one, get two free. When we targeted the Hulk, we didn't expect that we could get two such exciting guys."

"So you have to thank me properly, Coulson."

“Of course, the pizza we deliver to you is definitely the most delicious”

"expect"

In this way, the hatred that was so powerless to resist that it was treated as cargo roared in the bottom of my heart with great dissatisfaction.

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