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When all the vomit was cleaned up, it was nine hours later. Thanks to the work of tens of thousands of workers wearing gas masks, there were basically no traces of vomit on the streets.

Oh, by the way, the reason why workers have to wear gas masks is not because the smell is so disgusting that they cannot be tolerated. The purpose of gas masks is actually to prevent workers from suddenly vomiting.

They wear masks so they can spit in the masks

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All in all, even if he is as strong as Dante, there is an indelible shadow in his heart at this time. After the completion of Devil May Cry Office, Dante doesn't know whether the devil will cry, but hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers will definitely cry.

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Even at home, Dante has to endure the banter from Natasha and Lorna. The little girl can't stop laughing whenever she mentions New York. The completion of the office has become an issue for the entire United States and even the entire country. The joke of the world

That night alone, more than 20 talk shows across the United States used this meme, and the next day, more than 200 rappers across the United States added similar lyrics to their new songs, and even a Chinese rapper He also added the word "vougen'er", which was his second popular rap word after "die root".

Dante's vomiting joke has not even been used by Warcraft players. Countless Warcraft players edited the sounds of New York citizens vomiting on the day of the incident and posted them on

Of course, those who do that are all Alliance players, because they say that Vomit Collection is the war song of Horde players, because the orcs like to say one thing the most.

"Luketa Vomit Song"

Of course, their taunts were met with crazy sarcasm from tribal players, but that was something everyone enjoyed. When tribe dogs and alliance dogs met, there would be a fight whether there was an introduction to the song of praise or not.

This is a cliché

In short, it was not until three days later that Dante finally made up his mind to go to the office to handle his business.

He knew that although something bad happened on the day the office was completed, no matter what, as long as he was there, many people from the office would come to the door. Not every piece of business was worthy of Dante's help, but Dante Gotta take a look

Unfortunately, before he could finish his eleven o'clock breakfast, he was disturbed by a call from Asgard.

At 11:20 in the morning, Dante climbed out of bed. Natasha and Carrie were competing in handstand push-ups in the yard. It sounded like Natasha was scolding Lorna because Lorna actually wore a metal belt to cheat

"Natasha, you are disrespecting me. This is my belt, it's just a belt."

Lorna was obviously dissatisfied with Natasha's scolding, and Dante heard her retorting loudly.

"I have the right to choose my own belt, you can't take that away from me, no"

"But you have a metal belt around your waist. No wonder your physical fitness has improved so much in the past half month. I thought you had passed the bottleneck period, but you actually used your mutant ability to cheat."

"I didn't cheat, I just chose a metal belt"

"Aha"

"What are you surprised about? Do you think you are an adult and can slander me as a child?"

"No, you stinky girl, what we were doing just now was one-handed handstand push-ups. The world record for this push-up is twelve, but you have already done forty. Guess why you broke the world record?"

Natasha yelled to Lorna. Her words made Lorna shrink her ears instinctively, but then Lorna mustered up the courage.

"What's weird about this? I'm a genius, and I've been practicing for a long time. What's more, we did it together. Didn't you also do forty?"

"That's because I was injected with Superman potion. My bench press exceeds five tons. It is of course easy for me to stand on my head and hold up my own weight of less than 100 kilograms."

As she spoke, she stretched out her finger and pointed at Lorna's head.

"But what about you? Putting aside your abilities, do you have the power like me? Or do you have the power besides the mutant ability controlled by magnetism?