American comic world demon hunter

"Dad, you have gone too far."

"Isn't this excessive? It's normal."

"Don't you think you should let me go?"

"I've given in, girl, I've reduced my operations to the minimum level."

"Hell, then I'll play the Western Conference All-Stars, and you go play the Bucks. You're not allowed to shoot three-pointers, you hear me?"

Lorna finally shouted in frustration. She had just been beaten by Dante for three consecutive games in the NBA. The score difference was more than 80 points. What the hell is this?

No gaming experience at all

So, Lorna began to tease Dante hard. At first, she was still a little resistant to the game, but now, she just wants to perform beyond her level and win a game.

After listening to Lorna's words, Dante waved his hand noncommittally. Lorna noticed the direction of Dante's wave, so she looked behind her. At this moment, Natasha had just gotten up and she was standing in Lorna's bedroom. There was a little girl looking at the door.

"I may disturb your interest. Let's end the game here. I've made breakfast. Little girl, please eat quickly. After that, we will continue training."

"Ah ah ah, can you take a day off? Today is my birthday."

"No, because I already celebrated your birthday the day before yesterday. Let's change the reason."

Listening to Lorna's plea, Natasha ruthlessly refused. She was also very depressed at this time because she was really cheated by the little girl the day before. God knows why Polaris would use her birthday as a cover for not training.

In Natasha's eyes, the memories of when she was an innocent girl were her most precious treasure, and every birthday she had in the years before she became an agent made her as happy as a princess.

As a result, she really gave Polar Star a very warm and happy birthday. She invited all the neighbors in the town who had time. After the party, it took her two and a half hours just to clean up.

As a result, Polaris actually has another birthday today.

"You'd better eat less breakfast, little girl, otherwise today's training will make you spit out everything you eat, because your training volume today will be doubled."

Thinking of this, Natasha said harshly, and the little girl who was originally full of energy when playing games suddenly became listless.

The little girl looked at Dante, her eyes were painful and expectant. She seemed to want Dante to say something, because she was shaking the handle in her hand.

Seeing the little girl hesitate to speak, Dante patted the little girl's head.

"Let's stop playing here, let's eat, and then I'll go do some business. You can train with Natasha. After your physical fitness and fighting skills are up to standard, I'll teach you how to control your mutant abilities."

"Ah ah ah, just eat, men are the most unreliable."

As soon as Dante finished speaking, Polaris ran out of her room crying, even before she folded her quilt.

Dante had no choice but to come to the bedside. While tidying up the little girl's bed, Natasha said to her behind him.

"What are you going to do today? Are you going to save the world?"

"I have something to talk to Loki about. As for saving the world you mentioned, I don't have that intention."

"If it's not a big deal, can you rest today? My dear, I reported Captain Rogers' matter to Nick last night. I'm afraid someone will handle it today."

Natasha said, and glanced at Dante carefully, but Dante's movements of making the bed, his expression, and even his eyes did not change at all, which made Natasha take a long breath. Really not angry.

Dante asked as he made the bed after hearing what Natasha said.

"Who will Nick send here? Is it someone I know?"

"definitely is"

"Well, I'll rest at home today. I'm not in a hurry about Loki. After all, what I want to tell him is bad news."

While Dante was talking, Polaris' big bed was also made up. When he and Natasha came to the living room, the little girl was walking out of the bathroom.

"That's right. Although you forgot to fold your quilt today, you haven't forgotten to wash your hands before eating."

"Do you think I'm a child?"

Hearing Dante's teasing, Polaris couldn't help but roll her eyes. She could tell that her godfather had another seizure today, so she didn't want to be serious with Dante.

As for how she saw it?

Haha, if the godfather hadn't been on a whim, he would never have woken her up at seven o'clock in the morning to play games.

"Breakfast is steak and salad. Originally I wanted to make omelette, but there are no eggs at home. By the way, dear, should you wake Rogers up?"

Just when Polaris was cutting the steak and thinking about it, Natasha reminded her. As soon as she finished speaking, Dante nodded in realization.

"You're right. Lorna has been training very hard recently. She really should eat more meat. I'll call Nick soon and ask him to bring us some high-grade beef when he sends his men over."

"Uh"

After hearing what Dante said clearly, Natasha felt like crying without tears. Is this the point of what I just said?

"Go call Rogers, Dante, do you really want me to knock on other men's doors in person?"

Now that Natasha said so, Dante had no choice but to stand up from his seat, but before he could turn around, the doorbell in their yard rang.

When he heard the doorbell, Dante's magic swept across the yard. In just a moment, he knew who was coming.

"The person sent by your director arrived really quickly. It turns out he is an acquaintance, it's Coulson."

As he said that, he came to the door and let Colson in, but when he saw Colson's expression clearly, Dante was stunned for a moment by Colson's thick dark circles.

"Mr. Dante, thank you very much. Thank you for bringing Captain America back. I really didn't expect that he was still alive. With all due respect, can I meet Captain?"

"Well, Coulson, I thought an agent like you would usually say a few polite words to me first."

Listening to Colson's eager tone, Dante complained, and then Colson nodded seriously.

"Indeed, this is an oversight on my part. I'm so nervous now. Can you understand how I feel when I'm about to see the idol of my life? By the way, Dante, you look particularly energetic today, and Natasha , with all due respect, you have gained a little weight, but while this will make you plump, it also proves that you are living a happy life now. Congratulations to you, and also, I really doubt you will return to SHIELD. After all, your life now is the one you have always expected, congratulations."

When Colson said these words, he spoke at an alarming speed. However, although he spoke quickly, every word in his mouth was extremely clear, which made Dante couldn't help but mutter in his heart, could it be that Are all Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. graduates of broadcasting and hosting?

"Okay, that's it for the greetings. Mr. Dante, can I see Captain America now? How is his health? How is his spirit? Does he really like to eat baked snails? Or does Mexican food suit him better? Can I touch his suit with my own hands? God, my heartbeat is uncontrollable. If I faint, Dante, you must help me."

As he spoke, he rubbed his hands vigorously. His nervousness and small movements made Dante nod helplessly.

"It turns out you are really a big fan of Rogers. This is great. If an old man like you likes Rogers, then all the beautiful girls can like me, haha."

"Mr. Dante, please tell me the location of Captain America as soon as possible. I really want to see him, please."

"It's in the bedroom next to it. You can go and order it yourself. By the way, our breakfast today is steak. Do you want some?"

"Of course, it would be best to have some red wine. I hope the captain likes the modern wine bar."

Coulson unceremoniously agreed to Dante's suggestion, and nervously walked towards the room pointed by Dante. The moment he stood at the door of the room, he quickly arranged his appearance and clothes, and then he used a Pilgrimage-like attitude knocked on Rogers' door.

The door opened almost instantly. Rogers was now wearing jeans and a T-shirt of the right size, which Arthur had given him yesterday. Unexpectedly, Arthur's figure was very similar to Rogers.

At this time, Rogers looked a little embarrassed.

"Uh, hey, I hear what you're saying, I don't deserve your respect, man, and Dante, there's one unfortunate thing I have to tell you, the toilet in my room is clogged, really. I'm sorry, I didn't want to do that, but I haven't cleaned it up for a long time."

As he spoke, he awkwardly walked towards the bathroom in his bedroom. His words made Dante a little confused.

"How can it be"

Dante muttered in disbelief.

"I bought the best toilet. The toilet is obviously the type that flushes and disperses. How could it be clogged?"

Speaking of this, Dante looked at Rogers and said, "What on earth did you pull?"

Rogers' expression was even more embarrassing at this time.

"Uh, sorry, I don't know how to use your toilet. Although I really don't feel that I have been frozen for so long. Although I really don't want to admit that I am behind the times, what I have to admit is, Even your toilet makes me feel the gap between the times."

"so what"

"So I used a basin to collect water and flushed the toilet. I didn't dare to press the buttons on the toilet casually. After all, there were so many buttons on it. If I hadn't paid attention before sitting on it, I'm afraid I really wouldn't have dared to use it, or even I would have thought of him as a telegraph machine shaped like a toilet."

"Well, what about after you get the water?"

Dante continued to ask, and his words immediately made Rogers blush.

"Maybe I ate too much iced seafood yesterday, or maybe the things in my stomach stayed there for too long. In short, they are very stubborn. Even if I talk a lot, I can't drive them away. You know, this It’s so bad”

Looking at Captain America's blushing expression of embarrassment, Dante was complaining in his mind non-stop, and he didn't understand, he didn't know shit, Dante never poops, okay? A male god who doesn't poop is the only one. Is he a male god?

If you don’t believe it, look at Colson now. After hearing what Rogers said clearly, this old boy was completely stunned. Look at his almost collapsed expression. Even his trembling fingers seemed to be shaking. Keep talking

"My male idol actually still poops, and he also blocks the toilet. I would like to ask if there is such a male idol, do you want to cancel it? It's so sad, Shiitake Mushroom."

At this time, Natasha on the side laughed unscrupulously. Why is Natasha a considerate woman? Because she actually went directly to press the toilet to dispose of Captain Rogers' masterpiece.

Even during this process, her expression did not change. Seeing Natasha's natural attitude, Rogers' inner embarrassment was reduced a lot.

Brain Cancer Rogers no longer wanted to pay attention to Dante's women. At this time, he couldn't help but look at Natasha a few more times. After taking a closer look, Rogers suddenly remembered something.

"With this face and this kind of hair, this woman looks so familiar. She really looks familiar. It's like I've seen her before somewhere."

He was thinking about it, and suddenly he remembered the secretary beside a Soviet general when he was fighting with the Soviet Union. Damn it, when Rogers thought about it seriously, he was surprised to find that the secretary of the general who he was so impressed with at the time was the same as Natasha at this time. exactly the same

"Is this a lie? Is this some kind of plan made by the Soviet Union against me?"

Rogers couldn't help but think of it, and at this moment, Coulson beside him happened to speak.

"Hello, Captain Rogers, this is Phil Coulson, a level 6 SHIELD agent. I'm really happy to see you. I'm really happy to see you. I also have a set of your cards here. Can you help me?" Do you want to sign your name?”

As the guest Ruisen was talking, he involuntarily forgot about the fact that the male god pooped. He seriously took out the cards from his suit jacket pocket and handed those cards to the beauty like a sacrifice. in front of the team

"Please be sure to sign it on your limited edition card, thank you very much"

Colson asked seriously and solemnly, but Rogers' attention was obviously not on those cards. The moment Colson said that he was an agent, Rogers' muscles tightened.

Maybe it was because he hadn't been active for too long. When he tensed up his muscles, his body felt very painful, so that his expression at this time was not very good. He gritted his teeth and asked Coulson with difficulty. arrive

"Agent"

"Ah, you don't know SHIELD yet, right? I've heard Agent Natasha tell your story. I'm sorry that a hero like you has been frozen in the ice for so long. I'm sorry. I'll tell you later. I will explain to you the origin of S.H.I.E.L.D., believe me, you will definitely be interested in that story."

Coulson spoke emotionally, but Rogers' focus was not on those words. Rogers looked at Natasha. He instantly turned over and went back to his room to pick up the shield that he had put under his head after finishing. out

"This is not the United States, right? This is the Soviet Union. Damn it, you are Natasha Romanov. I should have remembered earlier. You are not an American. You are an agent of the Soviet Union."

he yelled, pointing at Coulson

"And you, although your short stature makes you look like a bear, you are actually a Soviet agent, right? You are really smart, because you actually want to use the false identity of an American agent to cover it up Your true identity, unfortunately your personnel have been exposed. Just half a year ago, I saw you with my own eyes in the Soviet Union, Agent Natasha."

"Uh"

Listening to Captain America's roar, Coulson's face turned dark.

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