American comic world demon hunter

The Western Galaxy, a peaceful pioneer land.

"Qiaoqiao, why are you here, you idiot? Has your spaceship been repaired, haha?"

In a recently established supply depot on a desolate planet, a strong man with golden skin and four eyes on his head patted the waist of the man behind him.

The person he photographed was Qiao Qiao in his mouth. The name sounds a bit female, but the owner of the name is actually a male who is more than half the taller than the golden man. He is nearly three meters tall and his arms are even bigger than the one photographed. The golden-skinned man's waist was still thick, so Qiao Qiao casually slapped the golden-skinned man on the back of the head, causing the guy to stagger.

"Darren Prower, you know-it-all bastard, you were the one who blew up my spaceship's shield with a cannon last time in Outland. Do you want to die?"

Qiao Qiao cursed. Not long ago, his spaceship was broken into Darren's hands. He didn't expect that Darren would dare to come in front of him and make irresponsible remarks.

Feeling that Qiao Qiao was really hot, Darren smiled and patted Qiao Qiao's chest muscles.

"Haha, don't be ridiculous. You know we are not allowed to fight in private. If you want to avenge your broken ship, then let's see today. I will definitely go to the newly discovered energy star for a tour. Are you coming too?"

"Of course, I'll put two big holes in your spaceship, you son of a bitch."

Qiaoqiao yelled, and then sat directly away from the supply station. He needed wine, at least now.

He, like Darren, is a well-known bounty hunter in the Western Galaxy, and he and Darren are still in the same team, except that he is from the Rose Landry tribe, and Darren is from the Pittos Landry tribe. , their two races were at war recently, so the last time they went on a mission, his spaceship was hit hard by Darren.

That energy cannon was so powerful that it cost him eight thousand yuan to repair the spaceship. Qiaoqiao had been thinking about what kind of weapon to use against Darren for a while.

Perhaps sensing Qiaoqiao's hatred, the younger brother next to him moved closer to him.

"Boss, how about I go to the kitchen to add some ingredients to their food?"

"What material"

Qiao Qiao glanced at his younger brother. He liked this younger brother's idea.

"Of course it costs lives."

"boom"

As soon as the younger brother finished speaking, he was confused by Qiaoqiao reaching out to pat him. Qiaoqiao's big hand easily squeezed the younger brother's head, which made the younger brother's eyes almost squeeze out of their sockets.

"Don't let it be fatal. We are all wanderers. I won't take his life, and he won't take mine. Go ahead and add something non-lethal but painful to their food."

Qiao Qiao whispered, and his younger brother nodded hurriedly. He rummaged through his arms and took out a bottle of potion.

"How about a good product that allows people to stay in the bathroom for seven cosmic hours a day, only to have diarrhea but not death?"

"give it to you"

Qiao Qiao hammered her younger brother on the chest with satisfaction. The younger brother coughed violently and walked towards the kitchen. He was walking towards the door of the kitchen, but a sneaky person suddenly appeared in the door of the kitchen. The guy bumped into him directly. It fell on my little brother. His hands shook and he accidentally swallowed the medicine bottle.

"Fuck me"

The little brother looked at his hands with tears in his eyes, "Nima, where is the antidote? I don't seem to have prepared any fucking antidote for the laxative. Damn it."

The man in the red jacket who bumped into his younger brother was also stunned.

"Fuck me"

Peter Quill looked at his hands with tears in his eyes. Damn, the food I just stole was knocked to the ground by you.

"Shit, give me back my food, give me back ten times."

Quill directly took out the elemental gun on his leg. He held two guns in both hands and pointed all four muzzles at his little brother's head.

"losing money"

Quill shouted, and with the elemental light coming from the elemental gun, the younger brother was instantly frightened.

"Boss, save me"

The younger brother yelled at Darren in the distance, but as early as when he was pointed at by Quill with a gun, his boss was already walking towards here with others. The three-meter-tall Qiao Qiao led two More than a dozen boys immediately surrounded Quill.

Quil looked around in astonishment. He looked around and saw that no one was shorter than him. This made a fire ignite in his heart. Why am I so short?

So, I saw him holding the gun up, he held the two guns on both sides of his head, and the four muzzles of the two elemental guns were pointed at the ceiling. His eyes widened, he gritted his teeth, and the next moment his whole body collapsed. , shouted loudly

"I was wrong"

Quill swallowed and looked at the tallest man in front of him while making a surrender gesture.

"My fault is all my fault. I shouldn't have accidentally bumped into this brother. Forgive me. I love you."

"roll"

Jojo glanced at Quill dissatisfied, but he didn't want to cause trouble at the supply point. They were bounty hunters. There was no place for them in the universe. The only people who could protect them were the supply points on various planets. They maintained them as agreed. The peace and tranquility of the supply point.

"Okay, I'll get out now, I'll get out now"

Quil looked around with a smile. He saw that the guys surrounding him had left an open space for him. He crawled out through the gap, and then casually took out three metal particles from his trouser pocket. He only saw his thumb. Pressing the center of the particles, he then threw the three shining blue metals into the crowd surrounding him. With a crackling sound, a bright light burst out from the center of the crowd. As the light dissipated, the metal balls turned into A huge net was created, tying up Qiaoqiao and more than twenty of his men.

"Whose fault is it? Your brother spilled my food. He is your brother, right? Then you should pay it back for him together."

Quil burst into laughter and rushed to the crowd. He raised his leg and put his foot on the little pharmacist with four arms and two legs who collided with him. This kick hit the little man. There was a crackling sound in his stomach, and the little man's expression instantly collapsed.

"Damn it, it's broken, the medicine bottle is broken"

The little boy yelled in panic, and there was a pain in his stomach, but that was not important. What was important was that he felt that his intestines and stomach were absorbing the top-notch laxative that he personally made. He knew that his potion only needed It would take effect in two minutes. He knew that as long as it took effect, he would be unable to stop the gushing from his stomach. He also knew that if he really gushed out, he would be dead, because he was now sitting on his boss's head.

Hearing the little man's wailing, Quil smiled arrogantly. He bent down and patted the little man's head and said something unruly.

"It's broken, what's broken? Did I kick your balls and broke them? I'm sorry, my dear."

"Shit, let us go, this is a supply point, you unruly boy"

The golden-skinned man Qiao Qiao yelled, and then he was kicked on the chin by Quil. Quil's kick directly brought Qiao Qiao's face into close contact with the little brother's butt. Qiao Qiao Trembling with disgust

At the same time, the butt on that face was shuddering. No, no, no, it should be said that it was the owner of that butt, the little man. He felt a huge and towering nose sinking into his anus. He knew that nose was his boss. Yes, but so what, the boss’s nose keeps hitting his anus, he will still feel pleasure

"Oh"

"Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, zip, zip, la, la."

The little brother wailed and farted loudly, long and with a beautiful pitch.

"Waterfake"

Quil cursed something in his hometown, and his little brother's fart made him take two steps back. The fart was so smelly that it even left a green mist in the air. This fart shocked the diners in the entire supply point restaurant. Got it

"You are really disgusting. Did your boss's face happen to stimulate your prostate? By the way, do you have a prostate?"

Quil gave the younger brother a hard kick in the stomach, and the younger brother suddenly shivered even more violently. He didn't dare to think about what his boss would think of him after being hit in the face by his fart, and what he didn't even dare to think about was, He also has a new, more powerful fart brewing

The boss under his butt was almost stunned. Half of the fart went down his nose and rushed into his lungs. The bounty hunter is not illiterate in the universe. He knows that farts are made of shit factors. Now he only feels His lungs were full of shit, the shivers that made him sick

"Grandson, you are fired. When I untie this net, you will lose the title of wanderer forever."

Qiaoqiao yelled with all his strength, and the content of his words frightened the younger brother. When the younger brother became nervous, there was only one

"Puff puff papa zila ba, ba li ba li dong zi ga"

The rhythm of this fart is better than the last one, and the color is greener

"I"

Boss Qiaoqiao wailed, and he banged his head against the butt in front of him. Damn bastard, two farts like this actually hit his face. This, how the hell would he show up in front of other homeless bosses in the future? look up

"I've changed my mind. You won't be fired by me. I'm going to kill you. Don't even think about running away from me."

"Hey, there is me, don't think so much. The most important thing for you now is to collect money to compensate me for food. If you don't have enough money, then don't think about killing people, because you will die in my hands."

Quil gave Jojo a hard kick. He pressed the button on the back of his neck. The next moment, his respirator was put on his face. The pharmacist's farts were so smelly.

Then, with the mask on, Quill reached out to everyone and touched them. He turned out more than twenty rings in total, and then he started to transfer the money in the rings while standing there.

"Wow, that's a lot. You guys managed to scrape together 10,000 yuan. That's barely enough. You survived, haha."

Quill inspected the harvest with satisfaction, and then a new fart sound came to his ears. The pharmacist's fart was not as crisp as before, and this fart was extremely dull.

Quill kicked his younger brother hard in the stomach.

"Tighten your ass, I don't want to help you dig two more exhaust holes, do you need it?"

Quill took the gun and poked his little brother in the buttocks. Before he could finish speaking, a loud shout came from his ears.

I saw a place with more people in the distance. The golden man who had been watching the joke slapped the table hard. He stood up and slapped the table in half with both hands.

"That's enough of you bastard. The only ones who can come here are bounty hunters. You are the only one, so I don't care if you retaliate against them, but this is enough of your teasing."

This man was none other than the leader of another Rangers unit, Darren, who had bombed Jojo's spaceship. After breaking the table, he led a group of people to Quill.

The number of people in this group has almost reached one hundred. It can be said that most of the people in the restaurant have come over. Before, they were happy to see Boss Qiaoqiao’s jokes, but now, they are also willing to give Qiaoqiao and Darren a face. Rescue Jojo.

Quill saw that he was once again surrounded by a group of people, and he quickly raised his hands with a smile.

"If I surrender now, you may not believe it anymore. Therefore, I am willing to give you half of my harvest just now. Can you let me go? You see, I didn't hurt them, I didn't kill anyone, right?"

"Go away, bastard"

"Sorry, I have a name. You can call me Star-Lord. Goodbye, brothers."

Quill quickly introduced himself with a smile. He also planned to make a living in the bounty hunter industry, so he needed friends.

It's a pity that he probably won't be able to run away.

In the middle of the crowd, about twenty of Jojo's men were being tied together by Quill's big net. The most painful one among them was naturally the pharmacist who had taken laxatives. His fart just now meant that he had reached his limit, and Now his face has turned black

The golden face is completely blue, this must be black, right?

All in all, the pharmacist boy groaned in pain, and countless things went directly through his anus, even through his protective clothing, and slapped Qiaoqiao's unconscious head hard.

Everyone at the scene was shocked. They stared at the pharmacist and his butt with rounded eyes. The pharmacist had already smashed the jar. He knew that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't hold it in, so he might as well hurry up. Empty all the contents of your stomach to end this pleasurable nightmare

Yes, he had been holding it in for a long time, and although the feeling of being suddenly released was embarrassing, it was also vaguely refreshing.

"vomit"

A man vomited, but it was a pity that he had just eaten the Nangris clams. He vomited twice, couldn't help but look up again, and then rushed to a quiet corner far away to continue vomiting.

Qiaoqiao, who had already been stunned by the stinky fart, felt something warm and moist being poured on his face. He opened his eyes blankly, and then his eyes widened because the butt in front of him spurted out new fluids. Thing, now even if he had just come out of a coma, he already knew what kind of tragedy he had encountered.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...""

Qiaoqiao yelled, because Disili was the pharmacist's name. When he heard the boss yelling at him angrily, Disili trembled, and then burst into laughter.

Qiaoqiao shut up. He already felt that there was something more in his mouth. He wanted to faint, but he couldn't do it anymore because there were more vomiting sounds around him. Even the little brother who was tied with him vomited.

As the boss of the Rangers team, how the hell am I going to hang out in the future? What do the other bosses think of me? What do my younger brothers think of me? I want to fucking commit suicide, no, I want to kill myself before I commit suicide and make me like this. guy

Thinking of this, Qiao Qiao simply broke the jar and threw it

"Darren, save me. I'm going to kill him. He must die. As long as you save me, everything I have will belong to you. Everything, including my spaceship and woman."

Qiao Qiao roared fiercely, and Darren instantly threw a bomb at Qiao Qiao. He knew Qiao Qiao's physique, and Qiao Qiao would not be killed by the bomb. As for his little brother, I'm afraid Qiao Qiao doesn't care about him now. A group of boys

The moment the bomb exploded, the naked Qiaoqiao had already stood up. All the dirt on his body had been burned away by the energy wave of the explosion, but he felt sick.

He picked up the pharmacist and tore it into a pile of minced meat. Then, he stared at Star-Lord who was escaping.

"Darren, all of you, catch that bastard in the red jacket. I'm going to use his body as a memorial to myself."

Qiao Qiao cursed, and Star-Lord, who was escaping, stiffened suddenly. The bounty hunters around him blocked him instantly. In less than half a minute, Star-Lord was packed up and thrown in front of Qiao Qiao.

"Hehe, hehe, I will give my spaceship and all my money, can you save my life?"

Star-Lord looked at Qiaoqiao expectantly, while Qiaoqiao silently extended his hand. His palms directly held Star-Lord's head, and those palms were still stained with the filth left when he just tore apart the pharmacist.

"I don't need those anymore, I don't need anything anymore, I just need to see you die here, I want to kill you"

"boom"

With a loud noise, a huge spaceship crashed directly into the supply point. The spacecraft smashed half of the supply point. This big noise stunned Qiaoqiao who was about to kill someone.

I saw that the emergency landing spacecraft slowly opened, and three embarrassed figures rushed out of the spacecraft.

"Dante, you fucking promised me you learned how to land. I really regret giving you the control of Regria."

Yondu yelled, earning an innocent look from Dante.

"What are you regretting? I landed well. Look, we are all alive."

"You're alive, you're scared to death, Yondu, don't let Dante touch the steering wheel again"

Johnny roared in embarrassment. He was originally unconscious, but was awakened by this scary landing. He stood in the supply point hall, touched his forehead in false alarm, and then he touched the top of his head. arrow

"Uh"

He felt like fainting and had a headache

Star-Lord on the side almost cried with laughter at this time. He survived a desperate situation, met an old friend in a foreign land, and had wedding flowers. No such thing, at least he could survive.

"Uncle Ding, Yondu, hurry up and save me, I'm going to fucking die"

"what"

Yondu instantly heard who the owner of the voice was, so Yondu quickly looked in the direction of the voice. Oh my God, his precious son was surrounded by a group of people, and someone was squeezing his head. This, this is so damn comfortable

"You little bastard, hahaha, you want to run away after blowing up my ship. Run, let's see where you can run."

Yondu cursed loudly, and then he whistled softly. His red arrow passed through the space and stopped in front of Quill's head. With Yondu's whistle, the arrow flashed slightly in front of Quill. spinning

Dante looked at the arrow in shock, and then he looked at Johnny, whose head was spurting blood. Johnny's eyes were wide open, what the hell, what just happened, he has a headache.