American comic world demon hunter

Solar system, Earth, Devil May Cry studio in Manhattan, New York, USA. It has been seven days since Dante disappeared.

"Logan, I just took an order. Can any of you do me a favor? Damn it."

Wade threw the phone aside in frustration, then turned his head and smiled flatteringly at Wolverine and Sabretooth Tiger.

Hearing Wade's words, Wolverine coldly took off the cigar from his mouth. He spat casually first. Oh, yes, the way he spat made countless passers-by on the streets of Manhattan project contempt for him. eyes

That's right, Wolverine, Sabretooth Tiger, and Wade are squatting on the road at this time. There is a small square in front of them. After all, before Dante rented the office, the office was a museum, so there was a small square in front of the museum. .

Behind them, there is a building that is being renovated. Hell, the house they slept in for several days is gone. Now the office building has been completely demolished.

So the three of them could only squat on the street like homeless people.

"Wade, haven't you been bragging to us about your strength as a mercenary? Why are you begging me now?"

"Oh my God, don't you know how strong I am? Have you forgotten our original relationship?"

"Go away, we are just teammates"

"That's right, my good teammate Wolverine, come and see what mission I have recorded on this paper. I don't believe you can complete it."

Wade cursed, then threw a piece of white paper he picked up casually into Wolverine's hand.

The saber-toothed tiger turned his head and glanced at the paper in Logan's hand. He just glanced at it and turned his head disdainfully. Shit, Wade's fighting level has never been low, but the words and paintings he wrote are all fucking shit. Shit, like what Sabretooth just saw

Wade drew an extremely scrawled little girl on the paper. The image of the little girl was so scrawled that it could only be drawn with one stroke. The key point was how did the two Wolverines know that this character was a girl?

Because Wade drew a scrawled male genitalia on her lower body and then slapped her with a cross

The whole painting is centered on a little girl. On the girl's head are two big, long, thick and hard magic horns. On the girl's hand is a scrawled but distinguishable claw. The girl's face is roughly It's the mouth and there's a row of fangs drawn on it.

"Wade"

Wolverine looked at the paper in his hand silently. He looked at it for a long time and suddenly shouted Wade's name. He grabbed Wade on his left hand and then pressed him to the ground.

"You idiot, what the fuck is this?"

Wolverine restrained Wade with his left hand, and threw his broken painting directly on Wade's face with his right hand. Wade used some force and finally pulled his head out of Wolverine's hand. He seemed a little Feeling aggrieved, he showed the painting to Wolverine and the other two.

"Isn't my drawing very clear? A girl is possessed by a devil. Devil's horns can come out of her head at every turn. She has sharp teeth so that when she eats raw meat, it must be raw dog meat. Oh my gosh, I love dogs so much, and her hands are like claws, and the woman who just called me said her daughter is like a crazy person scratching the wall all day long.”

"Go away, bastard, where are all these contents reflected? This painting of yours is simply bullshit."

Logan threw Wade aside in frustration, and Wade sat innocently on the ground.

"I swear"

He raised his hands and said to the two of them.

"I swear I'm really not playing tricks this time. My paintings are the highest level I can draw."

"Then why don't you write?"

"Yes, not writing is the way I choose to prank you, haha"

Wade suddenly became happy because he had tricked two friends. Logan sighed and took a puff of his cigar. The most serious one was the saber-toothed tiger. He held the phone in his pocket and kept hesitating.

After hesitating for a long time, he glanced at Logan and Wade and finally said something.

"How about we call that guy this time?"

"please do not"

Wade shook his head hastily.

"Before she left, the boss lady said, don't look for that person. He is a shameless gangster, a shameless old cunning man, a born liar and the most untrustworthy person."

"Are you sure Janata is not talking about you?"

The saber-toothed tiger sneered and raised the phone in his hand.

"Wade, Logan, you also know that the boss doesn't know when he will come back because he goes out to find the boss's wife, and the boss's wife doesn't know when she will come back because she goes out to find the boss. Damn it, I can't say that. What a twist, anyway, both of us are not here for the time being."

"Well, if you already know this, there's no need to say it, Victor."

Wolverine interrupted Sabretooth, and Victor nodded coldly.

"In short, the boss's office has been regarded as open by the public since Magneto's attack. Time magazine once again put the boss on the cover. With the addition of supplements, the boss has been on the cover of Time three times, which also makes his The popularity has increased countless times.”

The saber-tooth tiger sighed and glanced around. Among the countless people passing by, there were no less than twenty spies that they could identify.

"The most important thing is that the New York Times where the boss lady works, the boss lady's best friend accidentally exposed the boss lady's mobile phone number, which caused countless people who were either harassing or really having business to come to ask for help. Frank has been looking for him for a whole month recently. My comrades in the platoon helped us screen and confirm the authenticity of those calls for help, and it was not easy for him."

"Yes, it is indeed not easy for him. When I saw him yesterday, he had several hairs missing. It was terrible. I can't imagine what I would look like when I was bald."

"Wade, don't interrupt, damn it"

"Okay Victor, is it okay to go down there?"

Wade replied with a playful smile, and Sabretooth glanced at Wolverine beside him.

"Logan"

As soon as he finished speaking, Logan immediately took action to choke Wade's neck, but Wade pulled out his knife not to be outdone.

"Hey hey hey, if you don't like my mouth, you can pretend you can't hear me, but if you keep touching me like this, I will sue you for sexual harassment. No, no, no, I will use my only hand on the earth. I'll give you two a few blows with the knife that can chop off both of your heads."

Wade immediately confronted Wolverine with a knife. Sabre-toothed Tiger looked at this scene and shouted depressedly towards the box truck not far behind the ruins.

"Frank, I need help"

"I know"

The Punisher, who was smoking cigarettes at the door of the truck, made an oj.bk gesture to the saber-toothed tiger. Then the entire truck's board suddenly opened, and more than thirty heavily armed men with various weapons aimed at Wade.

"Young man, these are my and your brother's comrades. Believe me, if Slade Wilson is still alive, he will be happy to let us help him teach you. Now put down your knife. If you don't put it down, I will I’ll tie you to the toilet like yesterday, idiot.”

"Okay, totally ok. Brothers, please do your work. I am contacting professionals to deal with our backlog of work. The brother in the cab can put away your anti-tank sniper rifle. The brother in the co-pilot is holding a sonic weapon. It's best not to point the horn in your hand at your brother in the driver's seat. Brother Frank, I will sit down and show you. If you need me to use other postures, I can do it. I can do anything."

Wade faced dozens of guns and sat down decisively on the ground. These bastards really knew how to shoot. Yesterday, Wade had a hole in his thigh from the bullets of these bastards. If it weren't for Boss Dante My friend, the good mage named Casillas, helped me cure my illness. I should still be lying in bed now.

Seeing Wade sitting down obediently, Sabretooth Tiger finally continued his speech.

"In the past three days, we have received a total of 413 requests for help from accurate sources, 280 of which we handed over to Boss Dante's friend Ghost Rider, and the rest to Casillas and his group of mages, and our orders are still increasing, just like the call you just answered on a whim, Wade, if we don't contact the person in Janata, we must deal with it carefully , who are we to deal with these supernatural events?”

"Haha, Victor, actually I know an old Cambodian lady, I think she is a hidden exorcist"

"Cambodia"

"Ah, sorry, it's Gypsy. Gypsy has the kind of crystal ball that predicts the future. There are mermaids in the crystal ball."

"Damn Wade, how did you connect those two words together?"

The saber-toothed tiger instinctively roared. He was simply confused. How could there be a slip of the tongue between Cambodia and Gypsy? The pronunciation of these two words is completely different.

Wade waved his hand innocently.

"I don't care, anyway, I think the two of them are very similar."

"Then shut up. I don't believe the gypsy woman you are talking about. I don't want Mr. Dante's title of devil hunter to be ruined in our hands. I will call the last one left by Ms. Janata later." phone number, the remaining orders can only be handed over to the last professional exorcist on the front line of Hell, the so-called Hell Detective Constantine."

"Then, can't you come up with some solution once and for all? I don't think the team composed of you, me, Logan and Brother Frank will be helpless against a few demons, not to mention that there are two extremely wealthy people standing behind us. Where’s Monopoly and a whole school of mutants?”

Wade finally became more serious. He gently put the knife back into the scabbard on his back, and then squatted calmly opposite the saber-toothed tiger and stated his thoughts.

"Victor, even if these orders are handed over to the Hell Detective, what happens next? We can't guarantee whether the boss's friends will handle the orders well, and we can't guarantee the speed at which they do things. God knows they will complete all the tasks. How long will it take? The most important thing is that we are the boss's employees and his most trustworthy brothers. Do you two want the sissies on the front line of hell to overwhelm our X commando team? I am a fucking ace mercenary. Do One thing costs several million. How can I earn less than those guys who dress up in weird ways and have perverted abilities? More than four hundred compared to orders. Damn it, how much is that?"

"So, what do you think we can do? Like the order you just received. It is said that a girl is possessed by a demon. How can we deal with it and chop the girl to death?"

The saber-toothed tiger growled coldly, and Wade actually nodded.

"I think we can try it." Wade shrugged: "Maybe the girl's parents don't want the girl to continue to suffer. I'll get it soon. I can make her leave the world without pain."

"I don't think I should trust you to have normal and correct thoughts in your head at all, Wade."

Sabertooth Tiger shook his head. His evaluation of Wade dropped again. Wade's image in his mind went from a reliable comrade and team pistachio to a greasy-mouthed bitch who could no longer be relied upon.

Of course, Wade didn't know the change in Sabre-toothed Tiger's heart. He was looking at the sky excitedly. Just when Sabre-toothed Tiger shook his head at him, he raised his head and made a sound of disdain. Who would have thought that when he raised his head, he actually saw the sky? There was a bright red spot landing towards my position.

As for how Wade judged the landing point of that thing in the sky?

It’s a joke, I, Wade, have been in the industry for 20 years. I have been a mercenary since I was five years old. I have done countless homework assignments, beaten countless children, participated in countless battles with guns, and thrown countless grenades. , can’t I even judge a parabola well?

"Big cat, big dog, you two, look up quickly. Damn it, is the boss back?"

While staring at the red dots gradually falling in the sky, Wade anxiously shouted to Sabre-tooth Tiger and the two. Wolverine and Sabre-tooth Tiger quickly raised their heads. Sure enough, they saw the red light that was falling rapidly in the sky. As the light became more and more intense, As they got closer, they saw clearly that it was indeed a human figure.

"Damn, get ready for battle, the boss's energy is white"

Sabretooth roared, and his Adamantium alloy nails and Wolverine's claws were instantly unsheathed, leaving Wade alone in place.

"You two must be short-sighted. That windbreaker clearly belongs to the boss."

Wade put his hands above his eyes and carefully observed the falling figure in the sky. Of course he couldn't see the details of the figure, but he felt that the figure's clothes were the boss's windbreaker.

As soon as he finished speaking, his head was immediately slapped by Wolverine's hand. Wade was about to get angry, but was convinced by Sabretooth's next words.

"Wade, no matter how good your eyesight is, you can't compare to us. The figure in the sky is indeed the boss, but the boss's energy has turned red. Don't forget what Casillas said to us. The boss is looking for Janna. Tower, but a person broke into hell, and now there is no news from Jana Tower, and the boss suddenly returned with a different color of energy. I suspect that the boss may be possessed by a demon from hell, or even worse."

"Fuck me"

Wade cursed.

"Let's run. It's still too late to run now. You don't want to have a fight with the boss, do you?"

"Run and we leave New York and those mutant children behind. How could you say such irresponsible things, Wade?"

Wolverine spit out the cigar in his mouth with a sigh, and he scolded Wade, because after staying with Wade for a while, scolding Wade can improve his combat effectiveness, at least psychologically.

Dante in the sky was getting closer and closer to the ground. The saber-toothed tiger watched Dante standing thousands of meters above the ground with pure red magic patterns under his feet. Then, Dante actually turned around and rushed towards the southwest.

The saber-toothed tiger looked at Dante's figure in astonishment. What the hell was this sudden departure?

Unexpectedly, before he could say his shocked words, Dante suddenly rushed in front of Sabretooth Tiger in a few flashes. When Quicksilver set off to New Mexico to contact the Ghost Rider, so while he was away, Dante was the fastest among everyone in the agency, and there was no third two

Dante, on the other hand, stared at the ruins behind the saber-toothed tiger with his eyes wide open.

"What the hell is going on? Where is my house and my building? I thought I was lost just now in the sky. Where is my building?"