American comic world demon hunter

"Demon hunter, Dante Nefilim, your battle with the green giant last night really made my blood boil."

The hairy man greeted him politely as soon as he entered the door, but Ding silently let go of Wade and asked softly.

"So, it was you who drove these two little lambs to me, right?"

As soon as Dante finished speaking, Wade snorted dissatisfied.

"Devil Hunter, I am not a lamb in your mouth, but I am also very puzzled. Why did the saber-toothed tiger, a brutal murderous woman and his own mother, turn into a polite kitten? Hey, Vic Duo, how about you step on your breasts for me?"

After listening to Wade's words that could make a person angry to death, Victor spread his hands helplessly. He looked at Dante with a smile, and his sharp canine teeth were exposed in his smile.

"Look, Dante, you should know the reason why I arrested him, right? His mouth is too mean."

"What kind of bullshit excuse is this, Victor? You've already pointed your fucking big bird at my anus. Even if I can't escape the fate of being molested, can't I still resist, you bastard?"

"Wade, put your mouth"

"Shut it, right? I'm going to die. Why should I listen to you? Come on, kill me. Kill me for your old boss who you love so much. Then I won't be able to expose your relationship with William." General Trek is having sex, why did you scream at the beginning, oh, my general, your big bird hurts my little ass."

"Shit, give me your mouth"

"Can't you say something else? Are you angry because the secret was revealed to me? Looking at your sexy ass, I really envy old Stryker. How about we discuss it and take advantage of my My penis is still congested nervously, how about we give it a try while it’s still hot?”

"Come on, Wade, I have no ill intentions towards you. We all have special powers. After you chose to retire, our mission was extremely difficult to complete, so Stryker sent me to recruit you again, that's all."

"Fart, I can smell your fart in the devil hunter's toilet. Don't think I don't know. We have worked together for five years. I will never forget the way you looked when you were about to kill someone. You walked into the bar. The expression you looked at me was exactly the same as when you had an orgasm from Stryker."

"Don't force me to do it, this has nothing to do with Stryker"

"It's not Stryker. Am I wrong? Or is there someone else who slept with you? It couldn't be Logan. The two of you could have sex together for ten days and ten nights. It's exciting to think about it."

"To shut up"

Dante finally couldn't stand it anymore. He picked up Wade and Weasel, and then kicked the sluggish Sabertooth Tiger out of the door. When Sabertooth Tiger got up from the ground, he saw Wade and Weasel being killed by Dante. Ding threw it in front of him.

"You can handle it yourselves, you fly-like bastards, buzzing all the time."

Dante cursed and slowly turned around and walked back to the office. The next moment, Wade quickly turned over and rushed in the direction of Dante. Unexpectedly, Dante's figure disappeared in an instant. It turned out that what he left at the door was just a shadow

"Fuck, I'm an American citizen, I'm a citizen of New York, Wade Wilson, a good friend of the black-hearted businessman, don't abandon me, I have your child in my belly, Dante, oh, my amniotic water, it broke."

Wade kept changing his tricks and wailing in front of the office, but even if he tried his best, he couldn't open the current door of the office.

Victor watched Wade cry with interest. He slowly walked towards Wade and said softly.

"Now, I don't know who else can save you, damn Wade Wilson"

Just when Victor focused on Wade, the weasel lying on the ground quietly got up. He lay on the ground and moved slowly and quietly.

"Weasel, are you even going to fucking abandon me? We just took a shower together and I even helped you apply lubricant."

"Shit lubricant, then obviously shower gel"

The weasel replied instinctively, and then he saw Victor looking towards him.

"Hell, I don't know Wade. If you want to kill him, kill him. I didn't see anything."

The weasel ran away quickly. He was even faster than Wade at this moment. At the moment when the weasel escaped, Wade turned around and jumped up. His long legs clamped the saber-toothed tiger's head hard. He used his inertia to He twisted his body and threw the saber-toothed tiger to the ground.

"Compared to back then, your body is much weaker. One drop of sperm and three drops of blood. Stop masturbating, Victor."

Wade chuckled. He instantly took out two police Glock pistols found in the police car from his waist. After the two gunshots, the two eyes of the saber-toothed tiger turned into two bloody holes.

"Oh, your two eyes were as rotten as a bitch's lower body after I shot them. Even if they can recover, before they recover, guess how far I can run."

"I have never used my eyes to hunt"

The saber-toothed tiger snorted coldly. Before his eyes could recover, he rushed towards Wade who was constantly retreating. Upon seeing this, Wade simply ran with all his strength. After a moment, the saber-toothed tiger got down on all fours and rushed towards him like a real cheetah. Wade

"Big Cat, I especially like your running posture. I wanted to tell you when we were in the same team. Even just looking at your undulating waist and butt, I was already so excited that I was about to ejaculate."

Wade laughed and shot the saber-toothed tiger twice, both of which hit the bridge of the saber-toothed tiger's nose. However, he had just destroyed the saber-toothed tiger's olfactory system, and the two eyes of the saber-toothed tiger with cervical erosion had already fucking recovered.

After regaining his sight, Sabretooth quickly turned around and caught the new bullets fired by Wade with his shoulders and back. He was silently counting the number of bullets Wade had left.

"I don't know how many times your little toy can hurt me."

"Once is enough. Just like a woman, only the first time is the most impressive, right?"

Wade sneered and said, he moved his position slightly. The double knives he was used to using were not on his body. With the pistol alone, he would definitely not be the opponent of the saber-toothed tiger.

"Police, don't move. You two immediately put your hands on your heads and kneel down."

Suddenly, with the roar of sirens, countless police cars roared in front of Dante's building. Several special police officers got out of the cars. They arranged their formations in an instant and pointed their guns at Wade.

"Hey hey hey, don't cum. Don't cum. I'm going to kneel down. I'm going to kneel down. I'll do whatever you want me to do."

The moment the police gathered around him, Wade immediately dropped his guns and ran towards the police. When he was still about five meters away from the police, he leaped forward and knelt in front of the police.

"Oh, my dear, beloved, respectable police dad"

Wade held his hands on the police officer's lap and struggled to wipe away his tears. While crying, he pointed his hands at Victor, who was recovering rapidly from his injuries.

"You came just in time. I will apply to the mayor to send you small buntings. Just now, a vicious gay mutant attacked me with all his strength. I know it's all because I'm too handsome, but you must be serious. Deal with that mutant"

While Wade was crying, he gave Victor a middle finger. Just as the policeman looked at Victor, he gently bumped the policeman's arm with his shoulder and pointed the gun of the policeman in front of him. After crashing into Victor, Wade casually touched the policeman's finger on the trigger. The next moment, the SWAT officer spit out a fiery snake at Victor with his muzzle.

"That's it. You are so brave. You fired the first shot at that damn mutant. You are a hero. If I were a woman, I would definitely kneel in front of you and lick your big bird, otherwise I would I can't think of any other way to reward you, sweetheart."

Wade laughed and fired three times. At the same time, he hit the policeman's left rib with his elbow in a subtle way. While the policeman was leaning slightly in pain, Wade slapped the policeman on the chin from bottom to top. The policeman instantly fell into Wade's arms.

"Damn it, shoot now. This mutant can control the air. The good police officer who just saved me was knocked unconscious by him."

Wade shouted loudly and heartbreakingly. The sound made the two policemen around him fire instinctively. Victor looked at the bumbling Wade with hatred. He ignored the bullets that hit him. Quickly broke out of the encirclement

"That's it, that's it. You defeated the perverted mutants. Now, is anyone willing to send me to take a bath? I also want to cut my hair. I heard that the barbers in the prison are very good at their skills. It is said that they can even All bird feathers can be trimmed cleanly. My bird feathers are a bit long, which makes me suffer extremely in the hot summer. Although winter is coming soon, I don’t mind if you trim my bird feathers beautifully. You’re so hairy, you’re not afraid of being late, right?”

Wade laughed and kept complaining. While he was complaining, he was pushed to the ground by a group of special police officers. His hands were handcuffed and his feet were tied together with plastic knots.

"Is this a prelude to our fun later? You still need to practice your rope skills, I"

"boom"

Wade was hit in the mouth with a gun butt.

"Shut your mouth, damn bastard"

"Can I say that you are worthy of being a New York police officer? Do you only know the words bastard and damn? Do you want me to teach you some new things? For example, your bad mouth is like a leather shoe filled with old lady urine. It’s just as disgusting. How about it? Isn’t it much better to curse people like this, son of a bitch?”

Wade kept irritating the police who controlled him. His first step of the plan had been completed. He successfully used the police to drive away Victor. The next moment, he would use another group of husky-like bastards to spread this out. The water is muddy

"Shut your mouth, prisoner"

"I can't shut up. I'm imagining how I'm blowing the trumpet for you. If I shut up, I think your penis will accidentally get stuck between my teeth. I'm not saying it's too short. Your penis Not short at all, just too thin.”

"asshole"

"Snapped"

The policeman gave Wade a hard slap in the mouth, and his actions were met with sporadic flashes. When the belated reporter appeared, Wade violently broke away from the policeman who grabbed him, and he fell to the ground.

I saw Wade squirming like a bug towards the reporter. As he squirmed, he yelled.

"The police beat people. I was beaten up by these policemen just because I was not gay. It was him. He just stuffed his penis into my teeth."

"You mean you were treated unfairly, right?"

The reporter excitedly put the microphone in front of Wade, and Wade squirmed and kissed the microphone.

"I finally got a chance to speak. Just now, the policeman refused to give me the freedom to speak. When I explained that I wanted to find a lawyer, he even threatened me. He said that as long as I tell others the fact that he wants to rape me in prison , he will immediately block my mouth with his big bird.”

"I didn't. Damn it, don't listen to his nonsense."

"You are quibbling, son of a bitch policeman. Look at his trouser chain. He even unzipped his trouser chain when he threatened me. He hasn't even pulled it back yet."

"This this"

The police were surrounded by reporters, leaving less than five police officers facing Wade. Wade quickly reached out and unlocked his handcuffs. While squirming, he also opened the loops on his feet.

"Hell, he's not the only police officer with his pants unzipped, this guy even took off his pants."

The moment Wade broke free from the restraints, he quickly rushed in front of a policeman. Just as the policeman pointed his gun at Wade, Wade quickly pulled out his police belt. Wade's hands were extremely nimble. The policeman In an instant, he pulled down his pants to below his knees. The breeze slowly blew over the policeman's little bird. With Wade's sharp shouts and the lighting of countless flashlights, the policeman collapsed and burst into tears.

"Mom, I finally know what it means to be considerate."

Wade imitated the sound of crying and gently patted the crying policeman's butt. He casually took out the pistol from the policeman's pants and placed it on the crotch of the other policeman.

"It's your turn now, don't let me do it. You probably don't want my hands to touch your balls."