[One Piece] Luffy’s little wife

Hailuo tilted his head and looked at Luffy, not understanding what he was talking about. Why is there poison on his lips? If it was poisonous, wouldn't she have died long ago? Weird guy.

"You are the poisonous one, you are full of poison!"

"I'm serious!"

Hailuo stretched out his pink tongue and licked his lips: "Where is the poison? Do you think something is wrong with me?"

That little tongue was very cute, and Luffy focused entirely on it, disrupting the rhythm of his heartbeat and making his mind a mess, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Eh? Don't you feel like your heart is being paralyzed? Or does it feel like it's swelling to the point of exploding?"

This is how he feels now, but it's okay. What kind of storms has Luffy not experienced? I can handle it!

"No."

Luffy suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand, this poison doesn't work on yourself, your poison is aimed at outsiders."

Unexpectedly, Hailuo also has antibodies to toxins! !

The girl gave him a roll of her eyes: "If you say I'm poisonous again, I'll poison you to death! Huh~"

Luffy quickly shut up.

They moved with the flow of people, and it was very lively along the way, with various small vendors selling goods.

“Selling takoyaki and grilled squid~”

"Selling marshmallows, 5 Baileys each~"

Hailuo said excitedly: "I want to eat that!" She pointed at the marshmallow.

"Buy!" Luffy pulled her and squeezed over: "Boss, give me two skewers."

"Okay~"

Luffy touched his pockets and found them empty. He was now a penniless pauper!

"I do not have money…"

When he was frustrated, Hailuo took out his money bag and waved it in front of his eyes: "It's okay, I have it. Truk gave it to us~"

Yes, a reward for taking wedding photos part-time! A full 5000 beli! !

Luffy was instantly happy, he could eat whatever he wanted with so much money!

Whenever they saw something delicious along the way, they would buy it and eat it from the street to the end of the street until they could no longer hold it in their hands.

"Hiccup~"

"Hiccup~"

After eating, the two of them, Ge You, lay down on a chair by the roadside and watched the people coming and going. Most of them were couples holding hands, and many girls were holding bouquets of flowers in their hands.

Hailuo: "Is today a holiday?"

An old woman's voice came from beside her: "Of course, today is our annual Valentine's Day on Love Island~ Look at them, how happy they are?"

Valentine's Day! ? Looking at this posture, it's like Valentine's Day in the third dimension, right?

"Young man, do you want to buy a bouquet of flowers for the little girl?" The old woman turned to Luffy.

The straight man said: "What can this thing be used for? It can't be eaten or used."

Hailuo said helplessly: "It looks good~ Girls all like flowers."

"Then I asked you to consider opening a flower shop before, but you didn't seem to be happy with it."

"Can this be the same! You are so stupid, forget it Luffy!"

"Just buy it if you like it. The money is with you anyway." Luffy picked his nose and muttered softly: "I really don't understand these women. What do they like about flowers? They are not as real as meat."

Hailuo really spent 108 yuan to buy a bouquet of flowers. Even if he doesn't have a partner, can't he still please himself?

Luffy was shocked: "How many broken flowers are so expensive? If you really like them, why don't I go to the mountain and pick a few for you?"

"Will you pick it for me?"

"If you are willing, it's just a matter of effort."

Hailuo lowered his head shyly. As long as it was a gift from Luffy, the ones he bought were the same as those he picked himself.

She remembered something and then raised her head and asked, "The other girls want flowers, are you willing to help them pick them?"

"Hmm...?" Thinking: "If it's Nami and Robin, that's okay, but they don't need my help. After all, not everyone is as weak as you. Will a tiger eat you if you go up the mountain alone?"

The sea hit Luffy on the head with a "snap".

What a man who can talk! !

She took the flowers and walked away angrily, and Luffy chased after her: "Why are you angry again?"

"I'm happy! I just like to be angry!"

"You woman, you are inexplicable."

"You stinky man, Neptune! Playboy! Central air conditioning!!"

"What do you mean?"

"It's boring."

"..."

After wandering around the city for a long time, I still couldn't find Zoro and the Empress. Now that was good, Sanji and the others couldn't find them, so they lost two more people.

The sun hid behind the mountains, the moon slowly climbed up, and the night market began.

The lights on the street were dim, and the flow of people was not at all less during the day, but more and more. They formed a circle there and were in high spirits.

Luffy pulled Hailuo over to join in the fun, and saw a muscular man lying on a bench. There was a big stone on top of him, and another man was standing next to him with a hammer.

When the hammer came down, the stone was shattered, and the muscular man stood up unscathed, and everyone clapped and cheered.

Hailuo clapped excitedly! : "Oh~wow~that's amazing~"

I've only seen a broken chest with a big stone on TV! Seeing it with your own eyes really stimulates your senses.

Luffy put his hands behind his head: "Little trick~"

Normally, Luffy would have shouted "That's awesome!" However, today, when he saw Hailuo praising other men for their awesomeness and clapping excitedly, he felt that this performance was nothing more than that.

It's just a stone. He won't be afraid if a mountain crushes him! !

This woman, Hai Luo, is still too easily impressed!

In addition to having a huge stone smashed into her chest and spitting fire for praise, Hailuo felt for a moment that she was not traveling through time in an anime, but in ancient times!

She has seen all these things before, but she has never seen them with her own eyes!

However, it is still quite strange.

Luffy tried his best to suppress the fluctuations in his heart, and said on the surface: "Well, it's okay, that's it, just so-so."

Inwardly: "Holy shit, are you so powerful? How did you do it? Did you eat a devil fruit? Wow! I can spit fire! Bullshit!"

After the two had fun, it was already getting late, so they bought a lamp and prepared to return.

After walking non-stop all day, Hailuo developed several blisters on his feet, especially the blisters on his two heels, which made him hurt when he walked.

She walked and walked, and Luffy finally realized something was wrong, but Hailuo insisted that she was fine because she didn't want to be called weak by Luffy again.