I became Piktao’s elf

After Gu Jiuli saw off the representatives of the four teams, he turned his swivel chair around and looked at the high-spirited An Lan on the screen. He pointed at the screen and said with a smile, "You are really the one with this hand!"

There are not so many coincidences in the world, and as a "rational person" like a lawyer, Gu Jiuli doesn't believe in coincidences.

He and An Lan had no communication in this regard. As the representative of LGD Goose said, Gu Jiuli didn't understand games.

So today the opponent brought An Lan's hero Chi Qian to lower the price, but before he even opened his mouth, An Lan took out his new hero and shined in the audience!

Even if Gu Jiuli believed that this was a coincidence, he wouldn't believe that An Lan had just trained to the point of beating him to death.

So this creates a beautiful misunderstanding.

Having heard from Lao Jiu that An Lan was a top student, Gu Jiuli now took it for granted that An Lan was proficient in psychology and knew the trump cards of his negotiating opponents very accurately.

After hearing that he was going to try to negotiate with four teams today, An Lan decisively took out the cards he had prepared!

"Since ancient times, heroes have been born from young men. It's not simple! It's not simple!"

Gu Jiuli looked at the handsome face on the screen and nodded slightly with satisfaction.

It is undoubtedly a pleasure to have a smart partner.

An Lan reminded him of his youth, when he was also a man of great influence.

She is more handsome than An Lan, smarter than him, and even has a lot of love affairs!

Thinking of this, Gu Jiuli felt even more proud. He was one of the top vagabonds at that time.

What Lao Jiu's father didn't know was that the year after Gu Jiuli participated in the international debate competition, he went to the United States to win over the girl who offered him the kiss!

In comparison, An Lan is a bit immature!

Gu Jiuli couldn't help but feel his blood boiling when he thought about his once domineering youth!

He pressed the button on the desk again, and the secretary walked in with her beautiful black stocking legs.

Seeing Gu Jiuli's wolf-like eyes, he smiled charmingly.

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"call..."

Gu Jiuli exhaled a very comfortable breath. He patted the person kneeling in front of him and handed the little secretary a bottle of water for her to rinse her mouth.

I lit a post-event cigarette, looked at all the living beings under the floor-to-ceiling windows, and began to think about life.

"This secretary is good at everything! It's just that she wears stockings too much, ugh!"

"Anyway, if you have money, you can pay for it."

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Midnight

"That's it for today, bro!"

An Lan stretched out and smiled with satisfaction after seeing that his peak score in the Cactus Division was fixed at 2059.

"We can reach the top tomorrow if we work harder."

"Oh, by the way, I'm in contact with the team recently. If the talks go well after the Spring Split, brothers can see me on KPL!"

As soon as these words came out, the barrage immediately forgot about An Lan's plan to download it.

"Damn it, really?"

"Kpl's hope is finally coming! The Chosen Son An Lan!"

"I just hope Brother Lan won't do it next year. Everyone expects too much from you."

"Don't put too much pressure on Lanbao, my sister will always support you!"

"Mom too, come on Lanlan!"

"..."

"Okay, okay, I will work hard!" An Lan thanked him for another wave of gifts. When he saw the white money, his eyes narrowed with laughter.

He was wearing giraffe pajamas today, and his squinting look was so cute that the fans of his sister and mother who watched the live broadcast melted and couldn't close their legs.

I couldn’t stop getting gifts and kept swiping them.

"Don't swipe, don't swipe!" An Lan said while thanking with a smile: "Brothers and sisters, don't spend money, I have received your kindness!"

"Okay, let me tell you something."

With that said, An Lan put the screenshot of Guan Laojiu on his phone this morning on the screen.

The screenshot is the INS update of Wei Tongfa from the Cactus Country Division.

An Lan squinted his eyes, still smiling.

But the water friends felt that An Lan was... a bit cold at this time!

"This guy from the Cactus Country named Wei Tong is said to be the wild king of the Cactus Country Division."

An Lan looked at the camera and said slowly: "Didn't he say that I haven't seen the FMVP trophy? It's true that I haven't, but I want to see the strength of FMVP tomorrow, and I hope he will satisfy me."

"I'll give you this heat!" An Lan's words suddenly turned cold and full of chilling air, "You can use it, but you have to be able to leave safely!"

"I hope you won't disappoint me tomorrow, my stomach hurts!"

After finishing speaking, the live broadcast room instantly went black.

The water friends were stunned for a few seconds before they realized that An Lan was broadcasting at the speed of light again.

But this time they didn't chat in the live broadcast room as usual.

In the past few days, there have been countless professional players, anchors, and outsiders in various competitions who have provoked An Lan. This is An Lan's first response.

So these water friends began to run around telling each other, they were afraid that the world would not be in chaos.

Spreading the matter as quickly as possible, in less than an hour, all the fifteen major competition regions around the world and scattered wild card regions knew what An Lan said during tonight's live broadcast.

Tomorrow I will face the first person in the Cactus Kingdom of Hard Steel - I have a stomachache!

Yes, stomachache.

The hawk's language is Stomachache!

This homophonic meme from the Dragon Kingdom quickly spread all over the world. Wei Tong’s ID was originally called Fanatics, which means fanatics.

Now that netizens are watching the excitement, as soon as he promotes it, netizens from foreign competition areas find it interesting and start leaving messages on his Instagram.

After Wei Tong saw An Lan's reply during the live broadcast, of course he would not miss this opportunity to gain popularity, and immediately posted another INS.

[Picture (screenshot of An Lan’s live broadcast)]

[Wei Tong: Oh, Boy! You are really brave, so let me see your strength tomorrow. I admit that you made me laugh. Maybe for the sake of God, I will only kill you 10 times! 】

Within an hour of posting on Instagram, Wei Tong’s post had 20,000 comments!

This made him happy and he quickly opened it to check.

But after reading the comments, he was very confused. He thought the comments from netizens would be praise and support.

But why are they talking about irrelevant things in their messages?

[Don’t be Stomachache when Stomachache fights Anlan! 】

[I’m laughing so hard. It turns out that the real name of the Outlaw player Wei Tong is Stomachache in Dragon Kingdom? Hahaha! 】

[I really want to support you, but I heard you called Stomachache, sorry, my stomach is very healthy. 】

[Let's invite the Summer Season FMVP - Fanatic, I'm sorry he's in the toilet. Because his real name is—stomachache! Ha ha ha ha! 】

"What are all these?" Wei Tong looked at the coach on the side, "Stomachache? I feel very good. Is An Lan having a stomachache? Or something?"

Wei Tong is indeed a pure Cactus countryman. Although he has Chinese ancestry, he knows nothing about the culture of the Dragon Country.

The coach was also confused. He took the screenshot and said, "Just wait a moment. I'll ask someone else."

Half an hour later, Wei Tong, who knew the whole story, turned pale!

"Fxxk! M—Fxxk's An Lan!!!"

Wei Tong cursed loudly: "I will snipe him tomorrow and kill him! Let him taste the taste of failure!"

He turned to look at the coach and said viciously: "Now, find a way for me immediately! Get rid of this damn nickname!"

"Yes! Yes!" The coach nodded and bowed. Facing the first player in the Cactus Country Division, he had no temper at all.

Every competition region will create gods. If the common god of the whole world is Quan Yueye.

Then Wei Tong is the god launched in the Cactus Country Division!