I became Piktao’s elf

[Muggle Trainer: I am a man, so what does the young lady do? As An Lan's co-trainer, I feel it is necessary to communicate with each other. I am Kpl's commentator. Where are you? 】

"Haha, who are you fooling, you little bitch!"

After seeing the reply, Ling'er also smiled. She didn't believe a single punctuation mark in the reply.

She regretted sending the last message just now. The person on the other end was obviously testing her.

Underestimate the enemy, underestimate the enemy.

But it's good, Ling'er's fighting spirit is high now.

Woman, you have piqued my interest! (evil charm)

You know, if a woman really takes something serious, she will turn into Sherlock Holmes in a minute.

(As a side note, Electric Eel has really experienced this. I had a long-distance relationship with a girlfriend before. But one day my friend had a brain attack and went to see a movie alone. My girlfriend asked me to send her the tickets, and then she actually I checked the seats on the Maoyan APP. What a coincidence! I found that the seat to my left was empty, and the seat to my right happened to be bought by someone, so I was asked to take a photo. What a coincidence! There was also a girl watching the movie alone next to me. Now the jealousy boiled over , jumping into the Yellow River cannot be washed away! The electric eel explained this for a month!!! But, the reason why a girl is more serious means that she cares about you, right?)

Back to business

Ling'er quickly deduced the opposite, thinking that Muggle trainers were also stupid.

You are so anxious, just go fishing.

Out of curiosity, if I am a boy or a girl, then you have a 99% chance of being a girl!

He must be greedy for Anlan's body!

And reporting one’s family status is even more of a joke, it’s a man, and it’s a commentator, trying to hide it!

As for the remaining 1% probability, your attitude proves that even if you are a man, you are still a 0.

After thinking about it, Ling'er replied.

[Poisoned Milk Trainer: That’s right! What a coincidence, it seems that we are all in the e-sports industry. I am an anchor, but my brother is really rich. I spent 500 million krypton gold for An Lan, but as far as I know, all the Kpl commentators combined may not earn 500 million. The little brother is dishonest! 】

......

"Gan! This naughty fox is definitely from the e-sports circle."

After seeing the reply, Piketao was so angry that his cheeks were bulging like a little goldfish.

"It's impossible to earn 500 million as a commentator. If you say you're a host, is it true that you earn 500 million?"

"As the first sister of the Sharks, I, Mr. Piketao, have never spent 500 million yuan at a time. Moreover, the female anchors I know have also bought houses. Although they did not buy them in full like me, they still have to pay back every month. Mortgage! Where does the money come from!!!”

"I'm so angry, I'm telling you a lot of lies!"

Thinking of this, Piketao jumped up from the sofa, stepped barefoot on the floor with her white and tender little feet, and trotted to the computer.

Search the web for "The Art of War" (Practical Version) and "36 Strategies" (Popular Vernacular Version)

Start researching and get ready to fight against this bad woman opposite who obviously has ulterior motives.

Huh? Why do I say "also"?

do not care!

Half an hour later, Piketao figured out how to reply.

[Muggle trainer: Hey, the beauty is making me laugh, my family has a small fortune. On the other hand, ladies, I know a lot of anchors. Most of the famous ones have bought houses. I really want to say that there are only a few people who can afford 500 million. Now, I know who you are! Little fairy Piketao? 】

"Hehehe, I'm such a little genius!"

After Piketao replied, he was very proud. His move was a sudden idea after watching the thirty-six strategies just now. It was called building a plank road openly and using Chen Cang secretly.

If I directly say that you are Pike Tao, then you will never guess that I am the real Mr. Pike Tao!

But I’m not going to say anything, the last question mark is the finishing touch. If you admit it, it means you are definitely not an anchor.

Those little bitches are jealous to death of me, there is absolutely no way they could impersonate me.

If you don’t admit it, there are still girls in the e-sports circle who can still produce 500W, just look it up and you will find out.

It's best to be an executive aunt or something like that. If you compare with me, you won't be competitive at all.

la la la la la~

......

"hehe"

After waiting in the system space for half an hour and almost falling asleep, Ling'er sneered and shook her head after seeing the reply.

"Return to the little fairy Piketao, isn't she that stupid woman with a big addiction to food from Shark?"

"I wouldn't live if I were her. I heard that these sisters recently went to Long Panda. Tsk tsk~ You are really old-hearted. Who in the e-sports circle doesn't know that you have an airport?"

"But it seems that the other party is not from the anchor industry. Who could it be? I am familiar with the host and commentator. Could it be a team executive from the e-sports circle? Or an executive from a game company?"

Ling'er felt that it was almost like this. When he went back to check it out, he would be inseparable.

A woman who can spend 500 million to support the e-sports industry is probably an old aunt.

It seems like Xiao Anlan is mine!

"Bring you!"

Ling'er grabbed Xiao Anlan, who was secretly watching next to him, and held him in her arms.

Then he took a big sip!

"Xiao Anlan, my sister trained you to become a world championヾ(≧O≦)〃ouch~!"

"I will never let you fall into the clutches of the old aunt!"

Little An Lansheng looked helplessly at the gray chaos in the sky, with only one thought in his mind.

I'm not clean anymore...angongangang...

Ling'er let go of him with satisfaction. Since she had almost guessed the other person's occupation and identity, there was no need to be conceited, so she responded very simply this time, showing her murderous intent.

[Poisoned Milk Trainer: Hey~ Don’t you dare pretend to be the little fairy Pike Tao? Are you a fan of hers? I am so addicted to food that I even went to grow giant pandas. My taste is really unique. No, no, no, I have already guessed your identity, ah! Aunt! 】

[Stop talking, Xiao Anlan asked me to play games together. 】

......

"Aunt?"

"You actually called me aunt???"

"People are addicted to food, Long Panda?"

"Do you understand that this is my second growth? Do you understand?"

Piketao was originally full of confidence, feeling that he had taken the initiative from the beginning, and his response was seamless.

As a result, the reply from the other party, the poisonous milk trainer, really made me angry.

"Ok?"

Piketao looked at the other party's reply, suddenly thought of something again, and smiled slyly.

"Fortunately, everyone thinks I am the giant panda who went to Long. If she suspects that I have received a reward, then she will know my true identity. Hahaha, what a stupid woman!"

"Sure enough, jealousy can make people lose their minds."

"Return it to auntie, I think you are the real auntie."

Piketao was happy again. The other party cared so much about the word aunt and even used "!" to emphasize it, fearing that she was the real aunt.

"My guess is not wrong, Lord Pickett, you are really a Sherlock Holmes!"

"This person is still my biggest fan. I remember there was a female executive at Shark TV who didn't like me. Could it be she..."

She exited the system space and began to search for female executives in the e-sports circle on the Internet, intending to reveal the true face of the poisonous milk trainer!

Electric Eel: Ahem, these two are noobs at each other's throats. Neither of them could survive more than three episodes in The Legend of Zhen Huan. (hey-hey)

[Author's digression]: Thank you [My Future] for a golden ticket

Thanks to [Xu’s Jiuye] for 1 golden ticket