I became Piktao’s elf

As several contestants came on stage again, the audience in the audience burst into screams when they saw An Lan. Some sensitive ladies saw the rolled-up trouser leg of An Lan's left leg and the gauze-wrapped calf. I burst into tears immediately.

"Oooh, ooh, come on Lanbao, you are the best!"

"WB must win the championship, but Lanbao don't force yourself!"

"I love Lanbao, you must be well. I will sell hand cakes to support you!"

"I was really in tears. The WB club did nothing and forced us, Lanbao, to play!"

"The top of the immortals, proud of the world, lame An Lan will conquer the sky!"

"Listen to me, thank you. Because of you, the four seasons are warm...Listen..."

"Go away! Damn it! You're going to force me to curse, aren't you? If I sing "Kaka" again, I'll give you two knives!"

"roll!"

"..."

An Lan saw the excitement among the crowd and felt that I had the advantage in this battle.

He was possessed by the Best Actor Beast, frowning slightly as if he was feeling unwell, and walked with some staggering steps while greeting the audience who supported him.

After sitting on the seat, he put on his earphones and whispered softly: "Brother, my legs hurt. Just...please give it to you."

After saying that, he patted the hands of Zi Mo and Hanamaki beside him!

After this set, Huamuan and Zimo felt numb, their little universes were about to explode, and they just thought about not letting Lan Gou down.

Although Lan Gou often pretends to show off, he just forcibly spread dog food in the lounge.

But that's not important, is it?

An Lan is indeed very hateful...but...but he just said please please me!

The LGD Gooses on the other side had very solemn expressions after sitting down, because An Lan's image of a tragic hero had already been established.

They are as disgusting as eating flies. If they win, they will bully the sick. If they lose, they will feel better than the sick!

......

On the commentary table, bottles of relief and stings were already prepared.

Among them is today’s special guest—the electric eel!

After the electric eel finished singing, he wanted to leave, but Director Wang repeated his old trick. Five cameras glared at his face and begged him to be a guest.

Of course, this time it was for money.

The electric eel felt that it was not too strenuous, so he agreed. After all, compared to his busy schedule of announcements, sitting there as a mascot was already considered a break.

After Bo Bo saw both of them making OK gestures to him, he also made a gesture to the staff next to him.

The staff nodded, and after the report, they stretched out their fingers and started counting down.

3

2

1

brush~

The big screen in the center of the stage flashed, and a picture of the three commentators sitting at attention appeared on it.

"Hello to all the viewers on site and in front of the live broadcast room, welcome back to the stage of the 2022 Kpl Spring Finals. This is the Shanghai Mercedes-Benz Stadium, and I am the commentator!"

"Hello everyone, I'm the commentator."

"Yo! My second grandma! I am your good friend Electric Eel!"

The three commentators did not mention what happened just now, and the bottle said: "First of all, let us thank the guest Electric Eel. He is a sincere person. He loves King Pesticide very much. He is a temporary guest commentator this time. He is really a very nice person! "

"Haha, blah blah blah." Electric Eel smiled softly. He was always so gentle in the camera, "The main reason is that I like this game, and I may be able to witness a miracle in the history of e-sports today, so I naturally can't miss it! Don’t treat me like a top student here, everyone is just a fan of Kpl!”

Stinging cheered with a sneer on his face and said: "Ah haha, thank you Mr. Electric Eel. The two teams in today's finals can be said to be dark horses. WB reached the finals after entering the playoffs for the first time, and LGD Big Goose also came up from the loser group, and they are all very resilient."

Bottle nodded and smiled, then looked at Electric Eel and asked: "Needless to say, WB currently maintains an astonishing 53% winning rate in 100 games. This also results in all An Lan's heroes having a 100% winning rate! Very scary! So! Mr. Electric Eel, as for LGD Goose, what do you think their chances of winning are? How many odds?"

"Haha, well..." Electric Eel still has something, and after thinking about it, he said: "I think it's 28 points. LGD Goose may not be able to win one game. It may also win one game and break WB Maybe even his undefeated golden body!"

"Well... indeed." Tingling quickly agreed. He was still thinking about posting a photo with the electric eel on Weibo after the first game to gain popularity. "I also think what the electric eel teacher said is right. There is a saying that is right, Reality is often more magical than fiction. Perhaps the indestructible WB was defeated in the finals and was their best destination this season!"

After Tingling said these words, it was rare that neither the major platforms nor the audience scolded him.

Because everyone except those crazy fans knows that this team will lose one day.

If there really is a team with a 100% winning rate in the world, that would be a fantasy. Maybe it will only be possible with five AI robots in the future.

Now that An Lan is injured and mentally unstable, everyone will think it is acceptable for WB to lose such a small game.

So it was rare for them to have no rebuttal, but Bo Bo just smiled unquestioningly, and then said: "Okay, so the players are still debugging the equipment, let us first take a look at the spring finals filmed by KPL officials. Promo video!”

Along with the words of the bottle, the picture on the big screen changed.

It was the promotional video that An Lan and the others had seen before, but compared to the one they saw posted on the official Weibo.

When watching it live, special effects were added and the screen became wider. The audience who had watched it countless times did not feel bored at all, but felt that the filming was more handsome.

Especially the last scene where a few people looked at each other directly turned the scene into a battlefield, making everyone instantly realize that a battle was about to begin!

Lan's mother, who was sitting in the audience, saw this promotional video for the first time. After seeing that her son was absolutely in the C position and so handsome in it, she smiled from ear to ear.

The main reason was that An Lan's injury was not a major problem, so she was able to suppress her worries a little.

Compared to Lan's mother, his sister is a little heartless. She just recorded a promotional video on her mobile phone and was editing it on her WeChat Moments to post it.

"Xiao Lan's girlfriend, wait until the game is over and you can meet with me tomorrow." Lan's mother pinched An Yumeng in displeasure, "I heard that she is much older than Xiao Lan. Is it because Xiao Lan was Deceived?"

An Yumeng rolled her eyes helplessly and then muttered: "What else have you heard? I must have just heard it from the audience around me."

"What did you say?" Lan's mother glared.

"No, I didn't say anything." An Yumeng nodded and said helplessly: "She graduated from a famous university and is a native of Shanghai. She is proficient in 13 languages. She is only about six, seven, eight or nine years older than An Lan!"

"Oh?"

After hearing that she was a native of Shanghai, graduated from a prestigious university, and spoke 13 languages, Lan’s mother’s eyes suddenly lit up, and she automatically ignored the 6789 years old behind her.

"Okay! It's good. It's good that she can like us, a brat who only knows how to play games!" Lan's mother has not yet changed her mind. She always thinks that children playing games are inferior even if they make money. She murmured He muttered to himself: "Female junior, hold the gold brick! Female senior, can live a long life! It's good! The little girl looks like a girl in her 17s or 18s!"

An Yumeng could only roll her eyes helplessly again. For the older generation, what do they value?

Shanghai local = local household registration = family background

Graduating from a prestigious university = a girl is smart = a good family education

Proficient in thirteen languages ​​= a girl who works hard and makes progress = has a high IQ

Lan's mother suddenly changed her view and couldn't be more satisfied.

She also glared dissatisfied at the audience who just said something bad about her daughter-in-law!

......

The promo video had just finished airing, and before everyone could get excited, the pre-game chat session came on.

Because I was in a hurry, I released them directly.

This time, the dirty talk is not a team-by-team conversation, but an interactive experience with questions and answers.

The big screen was split into two, and the first thing that came out was the coaches of the two teams.

Beckman is on the left, LGD Goose’s coach 15sui is on the right.

15sui: "What should I say to the coach of WB? Haha, what can I say? Life is good. As for the rest... tsk tsk~"

Beckman smiled and shook his head in the camera, "If having a good life is a sin, then let me be unforgivable. As for the issue of ability... I am the best coach. What kind of coach are you?"

Next it’s the players’ turn, first of all, WB Zimo and LGD Big Goose Junzhao are on the road.

WB Zimo: "Ah ha, Jun Zhao is an old player. Since he can't kill me alone, I hope he can be stable until the end of the game and the moment WB wins the championship."

LGD Big Goose Junzhao: "Is that what he said? Haha, when did you become so confident when you were lying down? A warrior who has the ability to fight with real swords and guns should do it!"

After the confrontation lane, it was not the jungler's turn, but the roaming one. It was obvious that the official ranking was based on popularity.

WB Xingyu: "My shooter is the strongest shooter in Kpl. There is no doubt about it. In comparison, player Qingfan must be very distressed, right?"

LGD Big Goose Qingfan: "Haha, what's there to worry about? The opponent's bottom lane cooperation is so tacit, I can only say that the level of the two is about the same. In other words - neither is high!"

After wandering around, you will be the shooter.

WB Qiao Xi: "It's fair to say, Jiangcheng is still very strong. But the best second team is me! This already explains the problem, doesn't it?"

LGD Dayejiang City: "It really illustrates the problem. Player Qiao Xi is also good, but just good."

The screen soon showed the center again.

Hanamaki in the middle can be said to be the most popular player in the game after An Lan. Among the ten players from LGD Goose and WB, the top three are definitely An Lan, Hanamaki and Jiang Cheng.

This time, it was the WB players who spoke first. The main reason was that the officials and head coach Beckman had frightened these guys. If they had chosen to let them listen to their opponents' recordings and then speak in a targeted manner, they would have been so speechless that they would never stop talking!

Hanamaki appeared differently than usual. In the camera, he was wearing black stockings... Bah, gold glasses!

These are An Lan's blue light Gucci glasses. I usually wear them during live broadcasts, but I didn't expect Hanamaki to wear a small outfit and look like a cultural figure.

When Hanamaki heard the voiceover asking him to say a few words about LGD Goose's mid lane disguise, he immediately burst out with a bright smile, "Okay, okay, I'm familiar with disguises. When I was a child, we were evenly matched!" Now three months have passed, let me see if my old friend is the same as before!"

God steps on the horse in its infancy!

After watching the Hanamaki footage recorded by the director, I no longer have to disguise my face.

Co-author You were evenly matched with me when you were a child, but now you say my strength is the same as before, right?

He pretended to think about it with a black face, and then said to the camera: "Of course you will see it, the mid laner of the first team, tsk~ I will try my best to face Hanamaki player. I hope this mid laner of the first team is worthy of the name. If he is like the one I know ...Then I won’t be polite.”

The saying that drunkenness makes people cowardly is actually very reasonable, and it can also reflect many truths.

That is, people's confidence needs something to support it, such as wine, power, money, fame, strength...

Although some people's hot words in the past were a bit explosive, overall they were passable and were just minor quarrels.

But when Hanamaki arrived, his painting style began to change. The previous Hanamaki didn't dare to speak like this.

It can only be said that the person who is close to Zhu is red. After being with An Lan for so long, Huamuan has become less tactful and started to talk about it.

Of course, a mid laner, a unbeatable record, and the top three popularity of the entire KPL are the capital for him to dare to speak like this!

Hearing his outspoken words at the scene immediately made me excited, and the smell of gunpowder gradually became stronger.

The camera flashed and the audience began to scream because it was finally the jungler's turn to speak.

This time is different from before. It is LGD Goose’s jungler Chen Yang who appears in the camera.

Chenyang's expression when facing the camera was not so beautiful. Other teammates spoke later, so he spoke first.

The government is so blatantly favoring its opponent, but I have no right to choose, not even the right not to say harsh words.

It's hard!

Therefore, Chen Yang also spoke with resentment. He said unceremoniously: "An Lan, regular season MVP, best jungler in the first team. So awesome!"

"In today's game, I hope he will show me what's so good about him, just don't let me kill him!"

As a result, the director of the video couldn't hold back when he heard this and asked directly, "Player Chenyang, didn't LGD play against WB twice before? I remember you were 0-7."

Chen Yang glared, "That's the regular season! I wasn't serious!"

Director: "I know you're not serious, so you're 0-7!"

Chen Yang took a deep breath and tried to say calmly: "Do you understand what I said about the finals? I have made progress in such a long time and I have seen through An Lan's tricks!"

Director: "You know, you know! But in the six games you played against WB, the best record was 2-5, and the worst record was 0-10!"

"I told you that I have to perform well in the finals! I want to fight An Lan again! Why do you always mention 0-7 and 0-10? That's the regular season! Regular season!"

Chen Yang became angry and shouted at the camera: "Even if I was 0-7 before, we still made it to the finals, understand? We are still at the same starting point as Team WB!"

The effect played out on site was ******, all beeping, beeping, beeping sounds.

As soon as the camera turned, everyone broke away from the funny video just now, and what they saw was An Lan's handsome but honest face.

"Let me go... Is this kid so photogenic? He's quite handsome!" Electric Eel sat on the commentary table and felt a little lucky after seeing An Lan's face on the big screen.

Originally, he thought that there were few people in the entertainment industry who were more handsome than him. Unexpectedly, this little Kpl turned out to be a crouching tiger, hiding something in the shadows, and his appearance was not inferior to him at all!

"Fortunately, he didn't enter the entertainment industry..." Electric Eel thought to himself as he wiped his cold sweat.

The director first showed Chen Yang's recorded video to An Lan. After hearing the series of * numbers, An Lan frowned, and the female fans in the audience exclaimed again.

"Ah! Brother, kill me. That frown is so handsome. I see seven points of melancholy, two points of disgust mixed with one part of cowardice!"

"It looks like I'm smoothing my brother's eyebrows with my mouth. He's so handsome!"

"Let's just say that with Lanbao's looks, wouldn't it be better to make more money by becoming a star than by playing games?"

"Lanbao, mommy loves you! Chenyang is nothing but a fool!"

The scene was noisy, and Chen Yang, who was sitting there debugging the equipment, was livid. Naturally, he didn't bring a headset because the game hadn't started yet, so he could clearly hear all the insults in the audience.

After three or five seconds, An Lan said calmly: "Player Chenyang is a very good player, and I have been watching his progress. The first time I met me, I was 0-10, then 0-7, and finally 2-5. .”

Speaking of this, An Lan looked sincere and said, "My strength has not changed much, so it is only right that Chenyang players are constantly getting stronger!"

Just when the director was surprised that An Lan, a famous Kpl maniac, was actually repaying evil with kindness, he heard An Lan continue to say: "As for the so-called killing me, leaving me with no good juice to eat. Hahahaha, there will be no Morning Sun contestants in Gotham Comedians next season I won’t watch it.”

"Oh, that's right!" An Lan looked at the camera as if he was remembering something, his eyes changed from lazy to sharp, with murderous intent, "I will decide the Spring Split champion, all ten LGD geese will win." It can’t be stopped, I said so!”

The scene stops suddenly!

After hearing An Lan's domineering speech as always, the barrages in the official live broadcast rooms of all major platforms began to scroll crazily.

"The top of the immortals, proud of the world. With me, An Lan, there is heaven!"

"I've decided on the championship. Let the ten Chenyangs share it, each one 0-1, that's what I said!"

"Gotham comedian, are you saying that I, Chen Yang, am a clown? Ang?"

"So far, An Lan has single-killed all the KPL junglers, so I don't believe Chen Yang when he said that An Lan would have no good juice to eat. Unless he failed!"

"Let's start quickly. Look at Chen Yang's face, he looks just like Sima Liao! He's so angry!"

"He's in a hurry! He's in a hurry!"

"..."

Everyone is laughing at Chen Yang for overestimating his abilities. There is nothing he can do about it. An Lan, the hero who saved the beauty and was injured, is now the perfect character for the male protagonist in the idol drama [Beautiful, Strong and Tragic]!

Under such circumstances, his popularity is terrifying, and his domineering speech tells everyone that this boy is extraordinary.

Chen Yang was so angry that he blurted out that he wanted to beat up An Lan, but he actually regretted it after he said it.

Because after the game is over, the losing side will 100% be ridiculed for the harsh words, let alone destroy An Lan.

Being timid before fighting, Chen Yang only has one thought in his mind - to die less!