I became Piktao’s elf

"Good guy! Freshly baked!"

Early in the morning, Beckman forcibly woke up several players who were still sleeping.

"Stop sleeping! Take a nap and get up quickly!"

"Come on, come on, get up!"

"Brother Lan? Get up!"

Ten minutes later, a table of bleary-eyed players at the dining table looked at Beckman viciously.

"Coach, you have to give me an explanation." Hanamaki yelled bitterly and resentfully: "Last night we trained until one o'clock in the morning, and you let us get up at eight o'clock?"

"Don't panic! I'm doing this for your own good. I want you to be more happy today." Beckman looked at the eyes of several people who were about to eat him without any panic at all, and even wanted to laugh.

slap~

He snapped his fingers and saw the assistant coach pushing a blackboard covered with white cloth behind him.

Beckman stood up, holding a bun in one hand and soy milk in the other and walked to the blackboard.

"open!"

With his vague voice, the assistant opened the white cloth with a swipe.

The blackboard was densely filled with words, and I heard the assistant begin to read loudly: "2022 Kpl Spring Regular Season Inventory!"

"The best first team: against Lu Sichuan Chongqing Wolves - Fly, jungler Yanjing WB - An Lan, mid laner Yanjing WB - Hanamaki, striker Chengdu AG Super Player - Yinuo, roaming Shanghai RNG - M - 6.6”

"The best second team: against Lu Yanjing WB team - Zi Mo, jungler Sichuan and Chongqing Wolves - 139, mid laner Hangzhou LGD Big Goose - disguise, shooter Yanjing WB team - Qiao Xi, wandering Yanjing WB team - Xing Yu"

"The best team in the regular season: Yanjing WB team!"

"The best club in the regular season: Yanjing WB!"

"Best coach of the regular season: Beckman!"

"Regular season MVP: Yanjing WB-An Lan (jungle)!"

The assistant had obviously practiced it, and he didn't even blush after reading it in one breath.

Beckman drank the soy milk in his hand and then looked at the dining table.

I saw that the team members who had just aggressively asked me to accuse them now opened their eyes wide, and then the corners of their mouths began to curl up, and one or two of them began to smile.

angry?

What annoyance!

You should know this kind of good thing earlier, so you can be happier for a while!

"Haha, I was selected for the best team!"

The brewing emotions suddenly began to explode. Hanamaki roared, stood up, held a bun in one hand and milk in the other, and began to dance.

"Damn it, I'm actually in the second team. I feel so comfortable!" Zi Mo was also happy. He is a blue-collar confrontation player. His positioning is to produce meat and be the first to sell in groups. Basically, KDA and various data Because the playing style is to be at the bottom of the same position, I didn’t expect that the old tree was entwined with roots, and the dead wood was blooming!

"I feel good!" Qiao Xi and Xingyu were both selected for the best second team, and they high-fived.

Immediately afterwards, several people stopped eating and all picked up their mobile phones to check official news.

Only the social me, Brother Lan, seemed not to hear, sitting there quietly eating breakfast.

"You...hehe!" An Lan glanced at the team assistant standing next to him with his peripheral vision, and cursed in his heart: "We have all been fooled by Beckman! Assistant Zhang has been secretly filming us since we sat down. You guys This unseen look is probably going to be made into a Vlog, and will be posted on the team’s Weibo by the evening at the latest, and then haha..."

"Laugh, be happy! When the time comes, make a Vlog and send it out, so fans can see your silly looks, haha! Huh?"

Beckman was secretly proud of himself when he saw the other four dancing, feeling that everything was under control.

As a result, he looked sideways and found that An Lan was as stable as him.

Even though I was selected for the All-NBA First Team and the regular season MVP, why aren't I excited at all?

"Ahem! That... Languo? You haven't woken up yet?" Beckman felt that he had to take a picture of An Lan losing his composure. He thought he hadn't woken up, so he asked.

He was sure that none of the team members knew the news.

Because this was only released this morning, the training volume last night was very heavy, and it was impossible for several team members to get up so early.

"Are you awake? What's wrong?" An Lan said calmly and looked at Beckman doubtfully.

Beckman: "Well... congratulations, I won the jungler and regular season MVP."

"Yes, congratulations. Best coach!" An Lan nodded and continued eating steamed buns.

"This is not the right reaction, damn!" Beckman looked suspicious of life, "Did he already know this?"

Beckman: "Brother Lan, did you already know about it?"

An Lan raised his eyebrows, "No, didn't you just announce this? Where can I go?"

"Then you! You..." Beckman couldn't help it when he saw An Lan's pretense, "Then why aren't you excited? Regular season MVP!"

He had been eating while everyone was looking at their phones just now, and now he has finished eating.

He was sitting next to the window and saw An Lan picking up the curtain behind him and wiping his mouth gracefully, then stood up and said to Beckman: "Oh, it's not me... who else could it be?"

After saying that, he turned around and went upstairs coolly.

Beckman: "..."

Zi Mo, Qiao Xi, Huajuan, Xingyu: "..."

Assistant coach and assistant: "..."

In front of the dining table, several people were silent for about half a minute, and no one spoke.

boom!

With the sound of the door closing upstairs, several people came back to their senses.

Hanamaki looked at Beckman with complicated eyes, "Coach, you let him pretend again! I feel so uncomfortable now!"

"Me too." Zi Mo shook his head uncomfortably, "Although what he said is true, the connotation is too strong!"

"Sigh..." Qiao Xi couldn't be happy either, "This coach is so good, how can he really put on a show for his team members!"

"It's over, let's catch up on some sleep." Xingyu also stood up, with a dull look on his face: "I feel like I'm a bad guy in the second team! Yeah, who else could I do? Damn it, this is I can’t stand the smell!”

It can be said that several team members lost all excitement and returned to their rooms with their heads hanging down.

In the restaurant, only Beckman, the assistant coach and assistants were left.

The assistant came over with a SLR and asked: "Brother Bei, are we still posting this Vlog? Or should we cut out the last part of An Lan?"

"Send it! Why don't you send it?" Beckman said angrily: "Did he say it wrong? He said it right! We won all the regular season games. What is the concept of complete victory? It means invincibility! Loneliness!"

With that said, Beckman stood up and walked towards his room in a dazed manner, talking nonsense and muttering something from time to time, "Why didn't I think of saying that!" "With 45 wins, who else would be the best coach?" ?" "Being the wingman again and asking An Lan to drink wine! It's so uncomfortable!"

The assistant and assistant coach looked at each other, completely confused as to what was going on.

Only a few people who get along with An Lan day and night know that Lan Gou is pretending to be here again!

......

With the release of various best honors, the official first wave of spring finals warm-up has ended, but this is far from over.

In order to promote An Lan and expand Kpl's market in Longguo, the official can be said to be fully prepared this time.

Releasing the best honor in the early morning is only the first step, the second step is at ten o'clock in the morning!

At ten o'clock sharp, Wangzhe Pesticide officially released on Weibo.

[Kingzhe Pesticide Official: The spring finals are coming soon, guess who will be the final guest? 】

There are three pictures on Weibo, all of which are black silhouettes.

However, this is not a problem for the wise netizens. Less than ten minutes after this Weibo post, the three special guests of the finals have been picked out by netizens!

Chen Xixi, the popular little girl who instantly became famous as Ren Yingying, the proud and proud actor!

The King of Chinese Music - Zhou Milk Tea!

There is also a top singing and dancing boy, the most handsome little guy in Asia - Electric Eel!

The three entertainment stars, such as Chen Xixi, who have just become popular, all have millions of fans.

The top-notch fresh meat electric eel has 40 million fans, and Zhou Milk Tea has 70 million fans!

After the three celebrities were guessed, the official Wangzhe Pesticide no longer hid it, and posted another Weibo post. This time it was a promotional poster for the three people, and the accounts of the three celebrities were @.

[Chen Xixi, Zhou Milk Tea, and Electric Eel—guest performers of the King of Pesticides! 】

This hot search instantly landed in the top ten, and its popularity continues to grow.

At 10:30, Pesticide officially released Chen Xixi’s support video.

In the camera, Chen Xixi was wearing a simple T-shirt and shorts, with a pair of slender and white legs that were very tempting, and the makeup on her face was extremely pure. She immediately captured the hearts of many male players!

Her team has made predictions before, so today Chen Xixi is wearing the kind of invisible makeup!

She is very innocent and cute, just like the little girl next door and the innocent school beauty. It can be said that she is accurately positioned.

Because the largest group of players who play King Pesticide are students, and how could students not like the pure school beauty?

After Chen Xixi released this support video, her number of fans increased by 200,000!

This is a real live fan!

She looked at the camera with a smile and said: "Hello everyone, I'm Chen Xixi. I'm waiting for you on the final stage of the Shanghai Mercedes-Benz Spring Race! An Lan, come on!"

Chen Xixi is wearing a T-shirt with An Lan's Q-version profile picture printed on it. She clenches her fists and cheers for An Lan. She is very cute, playful and beautiful at the same time.

"Damn it! Damn it, Xixi, An Lan is a scumbag! Don't be a fan of him!"

"Knife in hand, follow me. Grab Xixi and kill Lan Gou!"

"Whose wife is this? Let me be healthy. Ah! It's my wife!"

"I've accepted it. Are you playing King Pesticide? What's the point of inviting someone like this who doesn't play games to perform?"

"Go upstairs to Nima's house. How do you know where they don't play? Many celebrities play King of Pesticides!"

"I don't care, I will like whoever Xixi likes! An Lan, you... you should be gentle to her, she said in an interview that she is afraid of pain. Wuwuwuwu!"

"..."

An Lan and the others naturally follow the official Weibo, especially An Lan. Gu Jiuli, Wang Shao and Beckman have all told him and are now starting to build momentum for him.

Because from the official point of view, WB's victory is already a certainty.

The most important thing is the winning streak. The current WB has never lost a single game.

So the official intention at this time is very obvious, which is to create a god!

Although some are unfair to Hangzhou LGD Goose, this is the reality.

It would have been good to let LGD go head-to-head with WB without breaking up.

Otherwise, in the finals, if they randomly hack your mobile phone network and make you temporarily stuck in team fights, then WB will be the sure winner.

At this time, the officials naturally hope that WB can truly win the championship and defeat LGD Goose 4-0.

Because the number of viewers of foreign broadcasts is increasing steadily. When WB played against AG for the first time, it increased tenfold, and it became 300 million people abroad watching Kpl!

When WB played against Wolves in the semi-finals, the number of viewers of the broadcast exceeded 500 million!

What concept?

If WB can win the Spring Split and win the championship, just with this gimmick, the foreign broadcast contract for the Summer Split can be negotiated for a sky-high price!

You must know that there are 14 major competition areas abroad, and there are also several small competition areas!

They will go with LGD Goose this afternoon to shoot a promotional video for the spring finals, and then An Lan will have to take time to shoot an advertisement for Shan Dafu, which is also based on e-sports.

......

The official campaign came one after another. After Chen Xixi’s support video was released, a support video from a superstar would be sent out every half hour.

At 11 o'clock, the top young student Electric Eel released a video, in which he was wearing the LGD Goose team uniform. He danced a crackling dance, and then coolly said to the camera: "See you in the spring finals, this time I will LGD Goose, where are you?"

He also attached a screenshot of himself, the strongest king of the Chinese server, One Hundred Stars, in the comment area. His ID is [Nine Billion Girls’ Dream].

I just don’t know if he got this Hundred Star King by himself.

After all, he is a top-notch student. He is as busy as a dog every day. How can he still have time to play games?

At 11:30, Chinese music king Zhou Milk Tea released a video.

He sat in front of the piano and played an old song, then picked up the milk tea on the piano and took a sip, "Oh, don't poke the milk tea!"

"I'm Zhou Milk Tea, I'm waiting for you at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Shanghai!"

The shot that was originally a close-up was stretched out, and everyone exclaimed after seeing it.

Because Zhou Milk Tea is not in a music room or studio, behind the piano he plays, there are a row of e-sports chairs on the left and right, and the star players from other Kpl teams are sitting on them!

As soon as Zhou Milk Tea's Weibo was posted, there were over 10,000 comments, which even caused Weibo to freeze!

"6666, you are worthy of being the king! This lineup is invincible, why not use a star player as the background wall?"

"You are so handsome, he will be even more handsome if he releases a new album!"

"Come to tell me, being able to meet Zhou Milk Tea already makes me unable to close my legs, okay?"

"E-sports stars are e-sports stars, stars are stars, and kings are kings! This is platooning!"

"Has anyone noticed that the players sitting on the left and right of the King are not equal?"

"I found it, damn! Didn't you look at the wall above them? On one side is WB and on the other is LGD Goose!"

"This wave is really powerful. Chen Xixi is siding with An Lan, and Electric Eel is siding with LGD Goose. Zhou Milk Tea is aloof from the mundane world and directly attracts star players from other teams to join KPL, right?"

"..."

After reading the comments, someone replayed Zhou Milk Tea's video and found that it was true. The team logos of WB and LGD Goose were posted on the walls to the left and right of Zhou Milk Tea.

There are more than twice as many star players on the WB eSports chair on the left as there are on the LGD Goose on the right!

Looking at the few people on the right, everyone felt normal, but also felt sad.

This is the psychology of sympathizing with the weak. Everyone knows that WB is strong, but LGD is too miserable, right?

Regarding the topic of King Pesticide, hot searches are coming one after another.

At twelve o'clock sharp, the star players from all major teams who were supposed to be on the background wall posted Weibo videos at the same time!

Just like the positions in the background of Zhou Milk Tea, the players posted videos to support the two teams and predicted FMVP and scores.

This wave of pesticide officials has spent a lot of money. These star players sent packages to Zhou Milk Tea's house to serve as backdrops, and then sent them back.

Then let them shoot a support video and publicly take sides.

It can be said that the hot searches have not stopped throughout the morning.

However, the effect is also very obvious. Players from the two teams, WB and LGD Goose, have more or less added a lot of fans on this day.

Among them, a few people from WB were full of food. After all, the name of the undefeated team was so famous.

When facing casual fans and good-looking fans who don’t play games at all, first impression is very important.

Everyone must first pursue the strongest one, and then choose among the strongest teams and pick a handsome one.

An Lan's Weibo followers surged by 10 this day!

Many girls in the fandom became fans after seeing his appearance, and entered An Lan's super chat, which contained hundreds of An Lan's exquisitely edited pictures.

One is more handsome than the other!

E-sports male protagonist Shi Shui!

At five o'clock in the afternoon, the official Weibo account of pesticides once again issued bombshell news.

A TV series about e-sports will be produced in conjunction with an entertainment company, and some star players will appear in guest appearances.

The hot search question about whether An Lan can be the male protagonist was quietly picked up.

An Lan knew as soon as he saw it that the official was beginning to praise someone!

It's just that he's a little depressed. Although it's the offseason after the spring split, but he doesn't let himself rest during the offseason and instead has to film a TV series?

Pesticide officials, you are so cruel!

As for rejection?

Stop it!

An Lan is not stupid. If he doesn’t eat the meat when it reaches his mouth, should he give it to others?

He was never a saint, nor was he a paranoid genius like Quan Yueye who only had the king of pesticides in his mind.

He is just an ordinary person who was holding a silk thread in his previous life and traveled through time with a system in his current life.

Gu Jiuli spoke to him. The official message was that if WB won the spring championship, An Lan would be the male protagonist of the TV series and filming would begin immediately.

If WB loses, they will have to find a popular and popular electric eel to be the e-sports male protagonist.

An Lan also watched the video of the electric eel singing and dancing. Frankly speaking, he was really handsome, but he always felt that this one was a bit girlier than the electric eel!

"You want to be an eSports hero too?" An Lan snorted coldly: "Just go ahead and play your domineering president and little bitch! If you can't control eSports, let Brother Lan do it!"

......

Another day, tomorrow is the finals.

The promotional video shot by the two teams yesterday afternoon was officially released this morning. With yesterday's warm-up and the official pY deal with WB, this promotional video is not only popular, but you can watch it as long as you open the three-second advertisement on Weibo. arrive!

And it topped the hot search list!

This morning, several players woke up in a daze. After eating, they were called to the training room by Beckman.

Tomorrow is the final, and he feels it is necessary to finally motivate a few people and let them know the importance of tomorrow's final.

After seeing that the person was due, Beckman closed the curtains and turned off the lights in the training room.

After the room became dark, he clicked on the mobile phone that was already linked to the big screen.

"Come and take a look at the promotional video you shot yesterday!"