This ninja world is not normal

"Don't worry, teacher!" Tsunade patted her slightly convex chest and said sincerely, "Don't worry! Teacher, I have the strictest mouth!"

Yamamoto Ryuusei looked suspiciously at Tsunade who was patting her chest in assurance, and felt that this picture seemed familiar! Seem like seen somewhere? !

"What did you say?! The teacher is going to propose to the master?!" Matt Dai yelled, his face full of disbelief.

Tsunade on the side put her index finger to her lips and shushed. She looked around and found that no one was there. Then she breathed a sigh of relief and whispered to Mattei: "Keep your voice down. I promised the teacher not to..." That’s what you said!”

Matt Day was a little confused after hearing Tsunade's words, scratched his head and said, "Since you promised the teacher not to tell, why did you tell us?"

Tsunade choked for a moment, then rolled her eyes at Matt Dai angrily, complaining in her heart, why else, of course it was just to gossip!

Of course, the words in her heart could not be spoken. Tsunade rolled her eyes, looked at Matt Dai and said righteously: "Of course it is for the sake of the teacher's happiness! The teacher has taught us for so many years, and has not hidden any secret techniques from us. Personally, so I plan to take this opportunity to repay the teacher, so I break my promise and discuss it with you, what do you think?"

"This is so touching!" Matt Dai burst into tears and said while crying: "Yes, we have received so much care from the teacher and the mistress. We must help the teacher have a perfect wedding, Tsunade. Tell me what to do?! I will listen to you!"

Knowing that his mind was not good, Matt Dai decided to hand himself over. For the teacher's happiness, he would do anything!

Hatake Sakumo saw Matt Dai and sighed. This was obviously a reason that Tsunade made up casually. Unexpectedly, Matt Dai believed it!

Looking at the two people who looked like they had been beaten, Hatake Sakumo said: "I think it's better for us not to interfere. It depends on the teacher's intention. He already has an idea. If you interfere at will, what if you destroy the teacher's idea?" What’s the plan?”

"Sakumo is right!" Mattei nodded and said thoughtfully, "Even if we can't help, we can't cause trouble! Tsunade, why don't we ask the teacher for his opinion?"

Tsunade's face suddenly darkened. Ask the teacher, I just said it was confidential, and now I am taking you two to ask the teacher? Isn't this embarrassing yourself?

"No!" Tsunade shook her head violently and said: "We can't go to the teacher. We have been taken care of by the teacher for so many years. We can't just watch like this. We must help the teacher create romance!!!"

"Forget it, Tsunade!" Hatake Sakumo said disdainfully from the side: "Teacher still needs your help? Teacher can do it by himself. Why can't you write a movie like "Your Name" if you are so good? In terms of romance or The teachers are more professional!”

"Besides." Hatake Sakumo continued: "This is the teacher's private matter. What the teacher wants to do is the teacher's own business. No matter how well or poorly it is done, it is the teacher's own will. If you want to help, then... It can’t reflect the teacher’s wishes!”

"Well... I think what Sakumo said makes sense!" Matt nodded aside.

"I don't agree with what you say!" Tsunade crossed her arms and said dissatisfiedly: "Teacher is also a man. How can she understand the thoughts of us girls? It would be bad if something taboo happens during the teacher's proposal ceremony. , so I think it’s right for me to take a hand!”

"Well... what Tsunade said makes sense!" Matt Dai nodded again.

"Haha..." Hatake Sakumo laughed disdainfully and said, "What is the taboo about proposing for marriage that the teacher doesn't know? No matter what the teacher says, he is more than ten years older than you. Is there anything you know? But he doesn’t know? This is your excuse, you clearly want to take this opportunity to gossip about the teacher!"

Hatake Sakumo reveals Tsunade's true colors!

"Well... Sakumo is right!" Matt Dai spoke as usual, causing Hatake Sakumo and Tsunade to look at him involuntarily. Tsunade said with a speechless face: "Dai, you will be right in a moment. Who is the right one supporting?"

"I think what you said makes sense!" Matt Dai laughed and said, "Just tell me after you make your decision. I will definitely support it!"

......

Matt Dai's words suddenly silenced the surroundings. Tsunade didn't want to argue with Hatake Sakumo anymore. She waved her hands and said, "Sakumo is right. I just want to gossip about the teacher. I know Dai Yiji, But who would have thought that Dai would be so stubborn that he would directly ask me why I said it? Isn’t it obvious that this is just gossip..."

"Ah?! So Tsunade, what you just said was a lie to me?!" Matt Dai was a little surprised, then his face darkened and he said, "Sorry, I thought you were really thinking about the teacher!"

Tsunade patted Matt's shoulder and said, "Just like Sakumo said, the teacher has his own plan. All we can do is make sure that there are no mistakes in the teacher's plan!"

"Okay!!!" Matt Dai's eyes were filled with blazing fire, he clenched his fist into the sky and said enthusiastically: "At the risk of my life, let's protect the teacher's proposal!!!"

"Pah..." Tsunade slapped the excited Matt Dai on the head with a knife. Tsunade said angrily: "Teacher said you can't gamble, and he even listed gambling as one of the three taboos of ninjas. Why are you still there?" You said bet, bet, bet!”

In order to prevent Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru from following the same old path, Yamamoto Ryuusei had already taken precautions in advance. He not only listed these items as prohibited items in the ninja code, but also announced to them the harmfulness of these items. , let them know that once they fall in, there will be a double blow of physical death and social death.

But compared to Tsunade, who is easy to correct, and Orochimaru, who has legalized experiments, Jiraiya's situation is much more complicated. I don't know if it's because Jiraiya is gifted, or because Konoha is a unique place. Anyway, Jiraiya The correction process kept recurring, over and over again, and almost failed!

But in the end, it was under the extreme attack of several cross-dressing men that Sanmoto Ryuusei found, that Jiraiya was corrected. However, when Jiraiya left, his expression seemed to have collapsed, and his three outlooks collapsed, but after After the collapse, Jiraiya was a little excited again, which made Ryuusei Yamamoto wonder if Jiraiya had awakened to some extraordinary hobby! Later, after the ANBU paid close attention to Jiraiya for a period of time, they found that there was nothing wrong with Jiraiya, and Yamamoto Ryusei felt relieved.

"Hahahaha!!!" Matt Dai was not angry after being slapped with a knife by Tsunade. Instead, he laughed and said: "I'm sorry, I forgot. I just think it's more powerful to speak like this!"

"You don't need to be so imposing!" Hatake Sakumo said to Matt Dai: "This time we are protecting the teacher's proposal ceremony and it is a success. We are not doing it ourselves. We require it to be hidden. It is best if the teacher does not know about it. , to fix the loopholes in the teacher’s ritual, so our actions this time must be quiet and don’t let the teacher know.”

"Yes! I understand!" Matedai ​​shouted loudly, looking like he was touched by himself, and shouted loudly: "To protect the teacher's proposal ceremony, I have to do two thousand frog leaps to celebrate!" After saying that, he frog-frogged. Jump away!

Hatake Sakumo on the side sighed inwardly, and then shook his head at Matt Dai. He felt that it was sad that he and Tsunade were assigned such teammates, not to mention being looked at in various ways every day. You also have to endure Matt's hot blood and the flash of white teeth every day. This style of painting is completely different from other teams! He also wants to have a normal team! ! !

In a few days, the joint examination of the ninja world caused huge waves in the ninja world. All the ninja villages that received the invitation rushed to Konoha. Raikage planned to establish the prestige of the five major ninja villages in this joint examination and give Invitations were sent to all the ninja villages in the ninja world. Some quiet little ninja villages were just happy to receive the invitations, feeling that they could finally show their talents, while those little ninja villages that could jump high were even more excited. I feel that my chance has finally come. If I defeat the five major ninja villages in the joint examination of the ninja world, doesn't that mean that they are stronger than the five major ninja villages?

For a time, all the ninja villages sent people to Konoha. Some of the stronger ninja villages sent a jounin to lead the genin to take the exam. Some of the weaker ninja villages had the leader of the ninja village lead the genin to take the exam. In addition, The caravans that came to Konoha to buy goods were already filled with wealthy civilians from all over the place who came to see the excitement. The number of people in Konoha Ninja Village increased by more than a hundred times.

What followed was various conflicts and chaos. Under the suppression of the security department led by Nara Kano and a bunch of Konoha war departments, Konoha returned to the peace and beauty of the past. Although there was a little friction, no one dared If they start a fight in Konoha, they will only have a few quarrels at most.

Taking advantage of this period, Konoha released the second movie "Your Name". This movie completely subverted the imagination of people in the ninja world. The future scenes in it impacted people's outlook on life, the kind without war, without hunger, A future world without killing is really what the people of the ninja world hope for, and the various convenient facilities and equipment there are deeply enviable, especially the faucets that can produce water as soon as they are turned on, and light up as soon as the switch is turned on. The toilet that flushes automatically as soon as it is opened deeply attracts the people of this ninja world.

There are also various facilities, tools, and activities that deeply attract the hearts of the people of the ninja world. They don't even know what the movie is about, and they are not interested in the exciting scene of the male and female protagonists swapping bodies. , it was not until they watched it several times that they finally finished reading the story "Your Name". However, what they envied most about the people in it was not the love between the male and female protagonists, but that they could live in such a carefree and peaceful world without having to worry about it. Always worried about being killed. Everyone came out of the movie theater in a daze!

"What a wonderful world, if only I could live in such a wonderful world!"

"Work hard, we will live in such a world, and our future should be like that!"