This ninja world is not normal

"Add more? Can't we survive if we add more to our village?"

"Exactly! Don't you Kirigakure Village want to bear the loss at all?"

"You haven't taken the losses yet? Do you know how many people have died in our Kirigakure Village? It's all because of what you guys did! You still don't want to take responsibility?"

"Whatever you say, I don't have any money anyway!"

"you..."

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After a period of friendly talks, in a harmonious atmosphere, several parties reached a unanimous agreement with smiles. Iwagakure Village, Sunagakure Village, and Kumogakure Village paid all the compensation to Konoha for Kirigakure Village. In addition, Kirigakure Village also returned Kirigakure Village. Hidden Village donated a sum of material to Kirigakure Village for recovery. In order to make the handover smooth, Mizukage asked Tsuchikage, Raikage, and Kazekage to stay in Kirigakure Village for a while. Although Kirigakure Village is now in ruins and waiting to be renovated, Mizukage said that Kirigakure Village will still try its best to receive them and let them treat it as home.

On a blue sea, a ketch sailed on the gentle waves. Akimichi Fumizu and Nara Kano were on guard on the ship. On the deck of the ship, Senju Hashirama, Uzumaki Mito and Yamamoto Ryuusei were playing Landlord. , Senju Hashirama, the current number one loser in the ninja world, has already lost all his pants.

"Ah?! Why am I on Hashirama's side again?" Uzumaki Mito looked at Ryuusei Yamamoto who had become a landlord and wailed. Senju Hashirama was really unlucky. He had never won a few times from the beginning to now. If nothing goes wrong this time, we will definitely lose again.

"Hehehehehe..." Shan Yuan Ryuusei couldn't help but smile ferociously as he looked at the cards in his hand. It was difficult to lose with the cards in his hand now!

Looking at Yamamoto Ryuusei like this, Uzumaki Mito knew that he was going to lose. Uzumaki Mito, who had already lost a lot of money, wanted to get angry, but couldn't find a reason. Wait... Uzumaki Mito rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea in his mind.

Mito Uzumaki said in a gentle voice: "Ryuusei, why did you flee from Kirigakure Village yesterday after you came out of the girl's room in Kumogakure Village? Are you dissatisfied with that girl? Do you think she is mediocre in appearance?"

Senju Hashirama was immediately excited when he heard Uzumaki Mito speak like this. Senju Hashirama knew that once Uzumaki Mito spoke like this, he was going to punish people. Senju Hashirama couldn't help but think of yesterday when Uzumaki Mito looked like he wanted to beat Yamamoto Ryu to death. With Xing's appearance, he couldn't help but look at Sanmoto Ryuusei with sympathy, and let Sanmoto Ryuusei wish for his own blessings.

When mentioning this matter, Shan Yuan Ryuuxing said with gritted teeth: "Yunyin Village is so despicable, they actually poisoned me. Fortunately, I reacted in time and asked the Slug Immortal to detoxify me, otherwise I would have fallen into trouble." It’s there.”

"What?" Uzumaki Mito said in surprise: "Are you mistaken? I don't think the little girl yesterday was poisoned!"

Uzumaki Mito saw it clearly yesterday. No matter how she was dressed or looked, she looked like she liked Yamamoto Ryuusei and wanted to go to Wushan with him. How could she have poisoned her?

"Maybe she doesn't know." Shan Yuan Longxing said uncertainly: "When I mentioned poison, Qingyue looked stunned. She might have been taken advantage of, so I just knocked her unconscious. Take her life. But it is possible that she lied to me. You must know that the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie."

Senju Hashirama couldn't help but nodded and agreed deeply with this sentence. Uzumaki Mito was like this. When he first got married, he was gentle and sweet, but it didn't take long for him to change and become violent and domineering.

"That's not right! If they poisoned you, Morikii and the others should be lying in wait outside, so they wouldn't let you almost run out of Kirigakure Village?" Uzumaki Mito still said in disbelief: "After you put you in the house, Tell me everything."

Yamamoto Ryusei told Uzumaki Mito everything about what happened after he entered the house. Uzumaki Mito thought about it for a while and then asked: "How did you feel when you were poisoned?"

After thinking for a while, Sanmoto Ryusei said: "The blood all over the body is churning, the breathing is rapid, the heartbeat is racing, and the body is hot. Well...that's probably it."

Uzumaki Mito blinked and felt that what Ryuusei Yamamoto described was not like poison, but rather like an aphrodisiac. In that case, it was reasonable for the little girl to give an aphrodisiac.

"Well..." Senju Hashirama nodded and said, "This symptom is indeed poison."

You know shit! Uzumaki Mito rolled his eyes at Senju Hashirama and then said to Yamamoto Ryuusei: "Are you sure you only have a few symptoms, and there are no symptoms such as dizziness, abdominal pain, or general weakness?"

After thinking about it, Yamamoto Ryusei shook his head firmly and said, "No."

"Pfft... Hahaha..." Uzumaki Mito suddenly burst into laughter. While laughing, he patted Senju Hashirama's back with his hand. Looking at her, she might burst into tears.

Seeing Uzumaki Mito smiling like this, Yamamoto Ryusei, who was sitting next to him, felt a little embarrassed and said, "Mito-sama, what are you laughing at?"

Seeing Yamamoto Ryusei's confused look, Uzumaki Mito laughed wildly again. It took him a long time to stop. Uzumaki Mito wiped the tears from his eyes and said to Yamamoto Ryusei: "You little idiot, that's not poison. , but aphrodisiacs, what are you thinking in your mind? In that case, how could that little girl give you poison?!"

"Hahaha..." Senju Hashirama also laughed when he heard this, while Akimichi Takimizu and Nara Kano on the side covered their mouths and turned away. They shrugged their shoulders and looked like they were holding back very hard.

Yamamoto Ryuusei was stunned when he heard Uzumaki Mito's words. He didn't recover until he heard Senju Hashirama and Uzumaki Mito laughing wildly. Yamamoto Ryuusei blushed and said eagerly to Uzumaki Mito: "Can you be wrong? How could Qingyue give an aphrodisiac?"

Uzumaki Mito, who was already laughing and had a stomachache, rolled his eyes at Yamamoto Ryuusei and gasped, "Are you a medical ninja or am I a medical ninja? Can I not distinguish between poison and aphrodisiac?"

"There's no reason!" Shan Yuan Ryuuxing said with a look of doubt on his life: "Why did Qingyue want to take aphrodisiac? Just say no to me directly. Would I still refuse? Even if I am embarrassed to say it, when the two of us are alone, It would be nice to give you some hints when the time comes." 7

As soon as Uzumaki Mito heard what Yamamoto Ryusei said, he immediately stopped laughing. He reached out and grabbed Yamamoto Ryusei's ear and said, "You don't refuse? Don't forget that you are still Yuki's fiancé. Yuki is waiting in Konoha. Looking at you, you actually want to go out and steal some food!"

"You're kidding! You're kidding! Mito-sama, let me go first, my ears are about to fall off!" Yamamoto Ryusei quickly begged for mercy.

"Hmph..." Uzumaki Mito let go of Yamamoto Ryuusei's ears and said viciously to Yamamoto Ryuusei: "Ryuusei, if you dare to offend Yuki, I will castrate you!"

Sanmoto Ryusei felt a chill in his crotch, nodded repeatedly and said, "Don't worry, I won't do it!"

"Hmph..." Uzumaki Mito snorted coldly, sat on the table and continued playing cards.

Seeing that Uzumaki Mito was not planning to take action anymore, Yamamoto Ryusei carefully sat down and played cards with him, but he still looked suspicious of life and murmured: "This makes no sense at all! Why would Qingyue do it?" Where are the aphrodisiacs?”

"I may know the reason." Nara Shikano said with a smile on his face.

As soon as Nara Kano knew, everyone on the boat looked at him, wanting to know the reason Nara Kano gave.

Nara Kano coughed and said: "Lord Ryusei, do you still remember that Qingyue asked you to fight when we were resting in the town of Thunder Country?"

"Remember!" Shan Yuan Longxing said with a puzzled face: "But does that matter have anything to do with this matter?"

"Of course." Nara Shikano's smile grew stronger as he said, "After the battle, Qingyue told you that she wanted to borrow a child from you, and you... gave her a slap in the face."

"Huh?!" Senju Hashirama and Uzumaki Mito looked at Yamamoto Ryuusei in surprise. They felt that Yamamoto Ryuusei was a rare animal. Such a beautiful girl actually slapped him when he came to borrow a child. In full view? ! Tsk...that's awesome! Wait...Long Xing doesn't like women, does he? Otherwise, why would you push such a beautiful girl out? When he thought of this, Uzumaki Mito's eyes suddenly became weird.

"Wait..." Yamamoto Ryuusei saw Uzumaki Mito's weird look in his eyes, and immediately knew that she was thinking wrong. He blushed and explained: "I only hit Qingyue to see her giving up on herself and wanted to wake her up. Obviously I can Through working hard to increase my strength and improve the status of women, I actually gave up on myself. Oh, I beat her because I couldn't stand her. As for borrowing the child, I was so filled with anger that I didn't care about that at all."

"But you still hit her, twice." Uzumaki Mito said with concern but some hesitation: "I already know that boys mature later. It's just an illusion that you don't like girls. It will get better in the future. .”

When Yamamoto Ryusei heard Uzumaki Mito's words, his face darkened. Yamamoto Ryusei defended himself: "I like girls! If not, you can ask Queen Loulan!"

"Huh?!" Uzumaki Mito said with raised eyebrows: "Queen Loulan? What is your relationship with that queen? Is that child really yours?"

"How could it be mine? The child had already been born when I went there." Shan Yuan Longxing said: "I was just looking after Queen Loulan..."

When Shan Yuan Ryuuxing thought of Queen Loulan, he was extremely impressed by Queen Loulan's elasticity. The feel was really... tsk...

Uzumaki Mito saw the nostalgic look on Yamamoto Ryusei's face and said softly: "How does Queen Loulan feel?"

"The feel is very good and the elasticity is very good." Yamamoto Ryusei replied in a daze.

"You little pervert! I'm going to teach you a lesson for Yuki!" Four golden chains appeared behind Uzumaki Mito, two of which directly trapped and hung up Ryuusei Yamamoto, while the other two chains were facing each other like whips Sanmoto Ryusei started to smoke.

However, Sanmoto Ryuusei had rough skin and thick flesh, so Uzumaki Mito's whipping had no effect at all. Just to make Uzumaki Mito get off the stage, Sanmoto Ryuusei screamed a few times in cooperation. When Mito Uzumaki was tired, he put down Ryuusei Yamamoto. Uzumaki Mito looked at Yamamoto Ryuusei's normal appearance and couldn't help but think of Queen Loulan's figure, Komiya Yuki and the girl from Kumogakure Village, and a look of confusion suddenly appeared on his face.

‘It turns out that Longxing likes the protruding figure like Queen Loulan, but doesn’t like the flat figure. It seems that she has to help Yuji in this regard. ’