This ninja world is not normal

Yamamoto Ryusei and the others left Senju Tobirama's room together and went to the river to advise Shimura Danzo.

"Ah... what should I do?! What should I tell He Ye!!!" Danzo Shimura scratched his hair until it was like a chicken coop. Danzo squatted and covered his head, worrying about how to tell him The lotus leaf opens.

After thinking about it, Sarutobi Hiruzen said as a matter of course: "Just say no, just ask directly. 'Loba, I'm going back to Konoha, will you come with me?'"

Ryuusei Yamamoto, Kagami Uchiha, and Danzo Shimura stared blankly at Hiruzen Sarutobi at the same time, complaining in their hearts that no wonder Hiruzen has been unable to catch up with girls for so many years. It turned out that his ideas were so straight.

Uchiha Kagami shook his head and said: "This is definitely not possible. The relationship between Heye and Danzo has not been established yet. Will people follow Danzo? So first of all, Danzo, what you have to do is to confirm the relationship with Heye first."

"That's right!" Danzo stood up excitedly and said, "I should confess to He Ye first, and then talk about it after confirming the relationship. Then Jing, do you have any good ideas about confession?"

Uchiha Kage shrugged and said, "No, Yumi and I's relationship was determined by both parents. I have no experience in this area. You'd better ask Long Xing!"

That's right... Uchiha Kaoru's fiancée is from the clan, so he doesn't have any experience in love.

Yamamoto Ryuusei looked at Shimura Danzo who was looking at him and shrugged, spreading his hands and said: "Don't look at me, I don't have it either. Yuki and I confirmed our relationship and you were all present. Yuki confessed first, and I was passive. , I have no experience in confessing to others.”

Danzo Shimura and Hiruzen Sarutobi gritted their teeth as they looked at the two people who were pretending to be invisible, especially Hiruzen Sarutobi. He couldn't understand why Yuuki fell in love with this bastard Ryusei and took the lead in confessing.

The two people around him who had fiancées couldn't help. Danzo Shimura sat on the stone and quietly thought about how to express his love to Lotus Leaf.

Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was ignored on the side, squatted in front of Shimura Danzo, pointed at himself and said, "Danzo, why don't you ask me? I have experience in such things as confession."

"You?!" Danzo Shimura looked at Hiruzen Sarutobi up and down with suspicious eyes, then sighed and said with a tired expression, "Forget it, Hiruzen, you have no experience in confessing at all. Ah, and you don’t even have anyone to confess to.”

Sarutobi Hiruzen said with a blushing face: "Although I have never confessed, I have done a lot of preparations for confession, and I am the most experienced in this aspect."

"Huh?! Preparation work?" Shimura Danzo was a little confused: "Isn't this just about theory?"

"Having a theory is better than having none. It can be used as a reference." Uchiha Kage nodded and said, "Hiruzhan, then tell me about your prepared confession."

"What kind of reference? It can be used directly." Sarutobi Hiruzen muttered dissatisfied, then took out the storage scroll from his arms, and took out something more than ten centimeters in size, which contained some items such as " "Thirty-Six Tips for Confession", "One Hundred Ways to Confess", etc. There is also a thick black notebook, which looks like the notes taken by Hiruzen Sarutobi.

Ryuusei Yamamoto, Kagami Uchiha, and Danzo Shimura looked at each other. They never imagined that Hiruzen Sarutobi carried these things with him and took so many notes. What did he want to confess in his heart? ! !

Yamamoto Ryuusei casually picked up a book called "One Hundred Ways to Confess" and flipped through it. He couldn't help but exclaimed: "Nowadays, books like this are sold in Konoha? But I feel that the books in this book are not very reliable." "

"Why is it unreliable?! I went to many bookstores and found these with great difficulty!" Sarutobi Hiruzen was a little excited, feeling that the preparations he had done for so long were finally put to use, well... .But the theory is just a theory. We still need to let Danzo be the guinea pig to test it first. If it succeeds, I will use it!

Shimura Danzo also looked through these books, and after a while he scratched his head in distress and said: "I didn't know what to do in the first place, and now it seems that I don't know what to do in the future. There are too many plans in it, and they are completely useless. I know which one to use, and there are many solutions in it that are still contradictory. Is this book really feasible?”

"How about trying all the options." Uchiha Mirror suggested.

"Danzo doesn't have to confess many times, he just needs to find one of them who looks normal." Yamamoto Ryuusei retorted.

"Wait! Hahahahaha!" Hiruzen Sarutobi stood aside with his hands on his hips and smiled strangely. He took out the notebook he just had and said, "Now it's time to look at mine! I have recorded all the classics of confession cases in it. And merge them into an unprecedented confession feast, Danzo, if you press this confession, you will definitely succeed!"

"Really?! Let me take a look!" Danzo took Hiruzen's notebook and looked through it. Yamamoto Ryusei and Uchiha Kagami also stood behind Danzo to see what the confession feast was about.

After a long time, Ryuusei Yamamoto, Kagami Uchiha, and Danzo Shimura closed the notebook of the 'Confession Feast' with complicated expressions. Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at the stunned expressions of the three of them and said proudly: "Why? So! Are you shocked by my genius idea?"

"How should I put it?" Shan Yuan Ryuuxing said with a somewhat tangled expression: "This 'confession feast' feels to me like a pot of hodgepodge with many precious ingredients."

"Hmm..." Danzo Shimura and Kagami Uchiha both nodded, thinking that this metaphor from Ryusei Yamamoto was very appropriate. .seven

"How could it be possible?!" Sarutobi Hiruzen said with an incredulous look on his face: "I worked hard, worked day and night, and forgot to eat and sleep before I came up with this! How could it be a hodgepodge?!"

So you worked so hard to write something like this. It would be great if you had the energy to focus on Ninjutsu training.

"Mainly because there are too many things." Uchiha Mirror discovered the blind spot at a glance: "Hiruzhan, you added those very romantic and artistic confession scenes, but these seem very urgent, and the romantic atmosphere inside The content and artistic conception are not displayed at all, and in the end it will just become a hodgepodge with a general taste."

"Ah!!! How could this happen!!!" Hiruzen Sarutobi put his hands on the ground, his body seemed to have lost its color, and he muttered to himself as if he had lost his will: "Thankfully, I have been to all the bookstores in Konoha. I can't stand it anymore." I don’t know how many nights it took to come up with this amazing work that would benefit single people, but it turned out to be a hodgepodge.”

"Don't be so depressed, Hiruzen!" Danzo Shimura patted Hiruzen Sarutobi on the shoulder and said, "Actually, your 'Confession Feast' was quite good. It would be better if you delete a few more scenes in it. "

"Forget it, Danzo, there is no need to comfort me, I want to be alone." Sarutobi Hiruzen thought about life at the side with a depressed expression.

"Isn't it a bit too much for us to deny Hiruzen's 'masterpiece' like this?" Danzo Shimura said, looking at Hiruzen Sarutobi who had lost his energy.

Uchiha Kagami glanced at Danzo and said, "How about you try the 'Confession Feast'?"

Danzo shook his head like a rattle and said, "Forget it, I'm afraid I'll exhaust the lotus leaf to death. There you can climb up there, swim, watch fireworks, and look at the stars. I guess He Ye fell into a coma from exhaustion before the things inside were finished. Then how can we continue with the confession later?"

Uchiha Mirror nodded and said, "Then have you decided how to confess your love?"

"Hmm... I've thought about it." Danzo Shimura nodded and said, "After reading those books just now, I suddenly figured it out. In fact, confession is just a ritual. Whether it can succeed does not depend on the confession itself, but on the two of them. Whether the relationship between the two people has reached that point, whether they are willing to get closer to each other, so judging from the relationship between me and He Ye, even if I find a random tree and ask under the tree, He Ye will agree. of."

Uchiha Mirror tilted his head and said hesitantly: "So you just plan to find a place and find a time to talk to He Ye?"

"How is that possible!" Danzo Shimura waved his hand and said, "Even if the relationship between He Ye and I has reached this point, there is a better way to bring the relationship closer and leave an indelible impact on her heart for a lifetime. , why not do it. Just like what the book just said, 'Life must have a sense of ritual!'"

"Indeed!" Uchiha Kage nodded and breathed a sigh of relief. He was afraid that Danzo would just go to He Ye and talk casually without thinking. Although He Ye was very likely to agree, it still felt like something was missing and not so perfect.

Uchiha Mirror asked: "Then what are you going to do? Do you want our help?"

"I already have an idea. This depends on Ryusei." Shimura Danzo and Uchiha Kagami turned to look at the books brought by Sarutobi Hiruzen, waiting for his answer.

Yamamoto Ryusei felt two eyes falling on him, and immediately closed the book "One Hundred Confession Plans". He raised his head and saw Uchiha Kagami and Shimura Danzo staring at him.

Shan Yuan Ryusei couldn't help but lean back, and asked warily: "Why are you looking at me like this?"

"Of course I have something to ask for your help." Shimura Danzo hugged Yamamoto Ryusei and said, "Lend Liu Angxing to me for a few hours and help me cook some food."

"That's no problem." Shan Yuan Longxing nodded and said, "Are you planning to have dinner alone with He Ye?"

"Uh... No, but this is a good idea. There are only two people eating delicious food under the starry sky. Under the flowers and wine, I confessed to the lotus leaf. The scene is also very beautiful." Danzo Er Her eyes were shining, and she wanted to change her confession ceremony to this plan to see what he meant.

"Don't think about it, this plan won't work." Uchiha Kagami poured cold water on Shimura Danzo and said, "With us and Tamako and the others, it's impossible for you and He Ye to have a meal alone quietly. And Danzo, you and Heye are not yet adults, so Tobirama-sensei will not allow you to drink."

In the ninja world, people are not allowed to drink alcohol before their bodies are fully developed, especially ninjas, because this will affect their physical development and thus their future strength, and most ninjas will not choose to drink alcohol even after they become adults. Drinking.