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Luo Wu really called an ambulance for these three guys.

Good people do it to the end.

He didn't know that not far away, the reporter who interviewed him just now had filmed the whole process and posted it on the Internet.

The official website of the Daily Mail nearly crashed.

The title is also very eye-catching-heavy!Luo Wu Lu encounters robbers!One person singled out four strong men!

The number of video on demand quickly exceeded 100 million, and then the reprint also exceeded 100 million.

When I saw the title, I thought Luo Wu was going to be fucked, but after clicking on it, everyone was stunned.

It was not Luo Wu who fell, but his opponent.

Luo Wu brought down three big men with only three feet, and the other one escaped.

"sh-it!"

"So strong!"

"Is Luo Wu so good at fighting? Is this really not a posing? God, if not, then he is simply the second Bruce Lee!"

"This guy knows Chinese Kung Fu! It turns out that there really is Chinese Kung Fu in this world!"

"Who dares to provoke him on the court in the future? If he really can't help but want to fight, the result will be these guys. Those guys in Leicester City should feel lucky."

"From my professional point of view, Luo Wu's three strikes are absolutely top-level fighting, ruthless and accurate! Even the top fighters standing in front of him may not be able to deal with him."

"As long as he is like this, do you still need bodyguards?"

"He can change his career to fight!"

"I really don't know why these guys want to provoke Luo Wu..."

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Naturally, everyone wanted to know what happened, and they found out the hospital where the three injured were staying. Unexpectedly, they saw Luo Wu in the hospital parking lot.

Coincidentally, it was the same hospital.

Luo Wu couldn't run away, and was surrounded by paparazzi.

"Luo, what happened just now? Why did you fight with three masked men?"

"It's nothing. They should be Chelsea fans or Tottenham fans. They drove all the way and insulted me, and then threatened to beat me. I'm going to give them a chance. I'm a little bit harsher. I'm really sorry."

ha?

Is that the case?

Three idiots!

The paparazzi were in an uproar after hearing Luo Wu's explanation.

And such a cheap fan.

Luo Wu didn't tell them the truth, and just found a reason to fool the past. He didn't want to expand the grievances with Endidi.

"Do you know Chinese Kung Fu?"

"Obviously, I will."

"I can hit ten of them! So don't provoke me, don't write about my news, in case I am unhappy one day, I will go crazy..."

Is this a hint on the field?

"Okay, that's it, don't bother me to visit my teammates."

Luo Wu waved his hand and walked into the hall.Today I am here to visit Mkhitaryan, not for an interview.

In the end, no paparazzi dared to go up to the fourth floor to take a sneak shot. Who wouldn't be afraid after watching the video?No one wants to go to the hospital.

What's more, they were even more dumbfounded after they ran to understand the condition of the three guys.

The balls of the three guys were all kicked off by Luo Wu, how boring the rest of their lives are...

You can't hold Luo Wu accountable yet. It's clearly seen in the video that these three people came to trouble him, and Luo Wu was purely fighting back in self-defense.

Mkhitaryan also saw the video on the hospital bed.

"Luo, that guy Xhaka will definitely be scared after watching it, hahaha!"

"He must know that you are showing mercy, or else..."

Luo Wu also laughed out loud, "Yes."

"It is impossible for me to be so cruel to my teammates, only the enemy will!"

"Take care of your injuries!"

"When you come back, we will definitely be at the top of the list."

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In Leicester City Central Hospital, Endidi was also lying on the hospital bed, with his chest covered in bandages, he had read all the news about Luo Wu.

flustered.

He didn't expect the people he sent to be beaten so badly by Luo Wu.

This is an idiot, how much does he have to pay?He must be responsible for the medical expenses of several people. Otherwise, if it was revealed that he was instigated, he would most likely go to jail.

Can only spend money to eliminate disasters.

But the question is, what did the news say?All three guys' balls popped?How much do you have to pay...

Endidi is not a first-tier star. Although he earns a lot, if these guys talk about it, it will be in big trouble.

"Ugh……"

Endidi regretted it. If he had known earlier, he would not have done these things...

However, this incident still frightened the management of the Arsenal club. Almost every executive called Luo Wu to confirm that he did not encounter any problems.

Naturally, the Metropolitan Police Department couldn't let this matter go unnoticed. They went to the three injured guys for questioning, worried that they were trying to rob Luo Wu, but the three guys were very sensible, saying that they were Chelsea fans, and they just wanted to Seeking Luo Wu to cause trouble is also consistent with what Luo Wu said.

They were worried, and came to the Kearney training base to find Luo Wu to verify the situation, but Luo Wu gave the same answer.

This is over for now.

After this incident, everyone knows that Luo Wu is a super killer, whether it is on or off the court.

"The Times" wrote on the headline - Luo Wu is the number one tough guy in football!

The Manchester Evening News has a similar meaning - the Tyrant of England!

"The Sun" - If compared with Luo Wu, any villain in football history can't compare with him, what Materazzi is, it's a joke...

Well, is this title a comparison?

Then "The Sun" listed the ranking of the top ten villains in football:

Tenth place: Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Since his debut, Ibrahimovic has been regarded as a combination of angel and devil!Ibrahimovic, with a 9th-dan black belt in Taekwondo, has always been one-sided in the arena. You only need to read his autobiography for a small part of the methods he uses now. Destruction is only a part of Ibrahimovic’s crazy world. .

Ninth place: Gattuso.

Gennaro Ivan Gattuso, whose tireless running and ferocious tackles earned him the nickname "The Dog of God".Judging from his face, he looks like a desperate Saburo. Offensive players will be afraid of three-pointers when they see him. In fact, Gattuso's feet are very clean, and he never relies on malicious fouls to stop the opponent's attack.Although as a defensive player, he never approves of using malicious and immoral means to win.Without Gattuso's brutal escort, it would be difficult for Pirlo to be elegant during the Milan period, and when he angrily pinched the opponent's assistant coach Jordan's neck against Tottenham, it showed the uprightness and violent temper of this tough guy.

Eighth place: Jaap Stam

The representative of the tough guy on the football field, the shot of receiving "acupuncture" on the sidelines after the brow bone is broken during the game has become a representative shot of interpreting the tough guy.The Dutchman also has a bad temper. From time to time, he would fight heads-up with his opponents. In the 2003 match against Ancona, he pinched Parenti fiercely, showing his "villain" side.

Seventh place: Materazzi

Materazzi, the former Inter Milan defender has two titles of tough guy and villain, and he is a master. He is a dirty defender with hands and mouth. His bad temper is famous, and it is well known in the Apennine Peninsula. .Of course, in addition to boxing skills, his foul language is also a murderous weapon.The most famous victim is of course Zidane in the 06 World Cup final.

Sixth place: Joey Barton

Button has always been regarded as the number one villain in England. His fierce style of play and violent temper made many players feel intimidated.He's a villain, he's been sentenced for a crime, he's always competitive and bloody, and if he doesn't like you, you're out of luck.From sticking a cigarette in the eyes of his teammates, to hitting a fan with a car, to injuring innocent youths, Joey Barton has a lot of misdeeds.

Fifth place: Pepe

The nickname of "Monk Pepe" is already frightening. Pepe's evil deeds are numerous. He was once condemned by major media around the world for trampling Messi who fell to the ground maliciously.Pepe's behavior once made Real Madrid's top management very angry. He often received red cards on the court.Even Real Madrid supporters once despised Pepe's actions, saying "Pepe doesn't deserve to wear this Real Madrid jersey anymore."

Fourth place: De Jong

After kicking Xavi Alonso with a "fengshen leg" in the final of the World Cup in South Africa that year, De Jong was known as the madness with Dutch characteristics, which made him famous in the first battle. In the following seasons, the Dutch queen The waist caused the French genius Ben Alpha and the American international Holden to break their legs.

No.3: Ramos

Ramos is the veritable No. 44 villain in the history of the Real Madrid team. The number of red and yellow cards is far ahead of others. A yellow card was sent off, and there are all kinds of strong players' style of play, which makes people feel intimidated.Of course, in recent years, he has been promoted to the key player of Real Madrid, which shows that Ramos' bad temper has restrained.

No.2: Mex

Mexes has been a typical representative of fiery temper since he moved from Auxerre to Roma in 2004. In 09, he PK boxers in the bar; in 2012, Mexes gave his former teammate Borriello an uppercut in the rib , Borriello fell to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time, and was suspended for three games; in the 2013 match between AC Milan and Juventus, Mex punched Chiellini in the back of the head, in exchange for himself Suspension for four games; in a match between Lazio and AC Milan in 2015, a group fight was caused by an extremely irrational throat-locking behavior. The red card was nothing in his eyes. AC Milan completely lost face at home.

No.1: Luo Wu

Although he is always violated by opponents on the field and is also the player who has been violated the most, we still want to put him in the first position. I believe that the guys from No. 9 to No. [-] dare not provoke him.Even if they go together, they will not be Luo Wu's opponents.There is no doubt that this guy can become the number one even in the field of fighting.Do not believe?Let the top nine try it?

The very creative ranking of "The Sun" immediately attracted crowds from all over the world.They also @ on the official INS @ the retired Mex - Mex, dare to fight Luo Wu?

Mex quickly returned - dare not.I'm sure I can't take his blow.He was horrible and I want to spend the rest of my life with my wife!

Then "The Sun" @ other contestants, and they all replied one after another.

Materazzi - Are you kidding me?If I fight him, I must be the one who loses. Before I can make a move, my balls are probably broken.

Ramos - let me train for three years and I will decide!

Pepe - tie his feet first, then I will!

Gattuso - I shouldn't be on this list, I'm known to be a decent gentleman!

De Jong - I can't do [-]v[-] so I won't let that happen!

Barton—please, just look at the ranking and you will know that I am no longer an opponent.

The proud Zlatan Ibrahimovic speaks domineeringly - if I were ten years younger, Luo Wu would definitely not be my opponent. Although his kicks are very strong, I have a ninth-degree black belt!I am not afraid of him.So far, no one has been able to challenge me.I think this ranking is unscientific, I should at least be ranked second, but if I was ten years younger, I should be ranked first.Why can I beat Luo Wu?Since my legs are longer than his and my reflexes are as quick as his, he is bound to fail!

Afterwards, Manchester United star Keane also jumped out and joked: Finally, he did not enter the list, thanks to the "Sun"!Facts have proved that I am not as evil as people imagined!

Cantona, another Manchester United star who is currently filming a movie in England, also expressed his opinion: I thought my kick back then was the best in football history, but I didn’t expect Luo Wu to be even better. I think he should Join Manchester United immediately and wear the No. 7 jersey. Manchester United's No. 7 jersey is the most suitable for him!

In China, there are also people who get traffic.

Famous player Qin Sheng teased on Weibo—I didn’t expect to have the same skills as me, Luo Wu. They come from the same school!

Another general, Tan Wangsong, liked Qin Sheng's Weibo, and left a message - that's it, the patriarch is here, we are all scumbags!Be willing to bow down!

As a result, Qin Sheng and Tan Wangsong topped the list of hot searches!

There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that there are five villains in Chinese football - Dong Dailin, Xi Kezhao, Nan Qinsheng, Bei Zhou Ting, and Zhong Wangsong.These guys are well-deserved, but now Luo Wu has become their patriarch?

Of course the Chinese fans are not happy, the five villains dare to touch Ci Luowu?

"Okay, the five villains also admit to being cowardly sometimes? But you have learned this from the patriarch? Bah!"

"It's enough, you're out of your mind, it's too embarrassing to touch Ci Luowu? Take a pee and take a picture of yourself, and don't look at yourself. What have you contributed to Chinese football? Have you ever played in the Premier League? Creation What football record? Show some face!"

"I want to vomit! It's disgusting, please, don't disgust us anymore!"

"Do you feel honored to co-author these cancers in Chinese football?"

"Returning the ancestors and masters, you are also worthy?"

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