One Piece article written by myself

The Navy Café at Marine Vando Naval Headquarters is a café that specifically serves naval personnel. You think I’m here to introduce the proprietress of the Navy Café… No… but

"Don't you think it's interesting when we meet for the first time?" Porusalino put the tiramisu in front of me, with a rare hint of gentlemanly demeanor without the tail notes.

"It's okay." I don't like cakes and bread. Instead of giving me this, I'd rather buy me some fried noodles. "But you've changed a lot." From the hot-blooded boy who just entered the Navy training camp to A cunning, cunning admiral who hides his sword behind his smile

"Is that all~ You should also care about me~xx" Porusalino blinked with watery eyes, "Obviously we have been together for so long~" "Do you know you look like this, I want to vomit "It's too oily." Of course, this was what I was thinking. In fact, I picked up the navy coffee and took a sip.

"Don't be like this, it's disgusting. Can you please speak properly?" I swear my eyes are going up to the sky now.

"Hmph~ So you don't like this one?" Porusalino immediately changed from just now to the demeanor of a navy admiral who hides his sword behind a smile.

"But~ I really want to know~ what happened to the pretty boy you kept at Shampoo Place~" Porusalino pressed my hand with his hand, and his eyes became serious. (If he can do this at work, Sakaski can rest for days)

"It's none of your business." I pulled my hand back. "You know you're too involved, okay?" I wanted to leave.

"Hmph~xx-chan~" Porusalino said, "I'm so sad and need comfort." If I didn't know who he was, I would really comfort him, "I love you~"

"Don't talk about love easily, Porusalino, you are Admiral Kizaru of the Navy Headquarters, and...even if I keep the pretty boy, it's none of your business, Admiral Kizaru."

"...I told you that you can just call me Salino." Porusalino stood up and flexed his fingers. "Do you want to compete? If I win, leave that pretty boy to me."

In this place, strength is paramount

……

In the dilapidated training ground, I lay on the floor with a gray face and a "big" face. Sure enough, there was still a gap in strength.

"Ah la la la la, senior, are you okay?" Kuzan helped me up and wiped my face with a towel, "Senior, why did senior fight with Porusalino?"

"...Why else? Isn't it just a lover? That's it? Beat him so hard."

"As for this, this is very important to me," Porusalino said with a smile, "Since you lose, leave the pretty face to me."

"Ah la la la, it turns out that senior has found another pretty boy. Is it my fault, senior? Why did he find a pretty boy?" Kuzan looked in disbelief and hugged me.

"That pretty boy is blond." Porusalino threw a knife

"Isn't it because black hair doesn't look good? Senior?" Kuzan held me in his arms and refused to let go. "Senior, if you want to find a pretty boy, you can come to me. You can treat me as your adopted pretty boy. It's obvious that I like senior so much." "

The more I talked, the angrier I became. "That pretty boy was taken away by the Eagle Navy a long time ago. Didn't Sakaski tell you?" I broke away from Kuzan's arms and said

Damn it! Sakaski! He actually took the first step! Porusalino thought

"Ah la la la, isn't that great?" Kuzan said, "I still want to sneak in~ Wouldn't it be great for Sakaski to take the first step?"

...You two...did you use the "Sixth Navy" ability in the wrong place? Forget it, no matter how harmless, good-looking, or devilish a person is, those who can become a naval admiral basically have the same ambition. dark

Suddenly I was picked up by Kuzan. "I'm sending senior to the infirmary first. Marshal Polusalino Sengoku has something to do with you." Kuzan took me away with his moon steps.

"Hoo~ I got cut off~ It's really annoying~"

……

In the infirmary, Kuzan took alcohol and carefully applied medicine to me. Actually, I didn’t need to use it, after all, the scars would form after a while.

"Senior, please don't do such things in the future," Kuzan said.

"what?"

"Senior always gives our hearts constant stimulation unexpectedly," Kuzan said.

"Then take out all your spies in my army. Now you really want to interfere with your private life." I turned away from him, and so did my subordinates, the three generals, and the Shichibukai. How much do you care about my affairs? ah! Hello!

"...Sigh" (Senior still doesn't know what I'm talking about) Kuzan thought mmm, he still didn't stop applying alcohol, (Senior, you know, once a man's jealousy breaks out, he'll do anything. from)

……

I'm used to it when I hear news about you, but others don't think so

Yixiao thinks you are too easily deceived. Because of your abilities, once you reach the top of the Navy (Lieutenant General or above and Lieutenant General), the World Government will do everything possible to flatter the top brass to do things for the World Government. When they hear that the World Government has given you a gift, it will please you. When everyone was thinking about how to deal with that man, they smiled and sighed.

"What's the matter, Yixiao" Zhan Guo asked

"Even if one man is eliminated, the man from Modo Modo will be sent there by the World Government, and the child will be deceived again."

Warring States couldn't help but pop up a big drop of water to deceive the Vice Admiral? Is there any mistake?

"So I think I should go over and help her and prevent her from being cheated."

Warring States rolled his eyes, you just want to find a reason to go there! "Scheming" Fujitora

……

I went to find Sakaski, but we were all alone! But according to Sakaski's character, he could beat someone to death.

"He was sent to Dressrosa," Sakaski said in the document.

"Go? Where to do what?"

"I don't know," Sakaski said.

Well……

Dressrosa

"Hey, he's so weak, hahaha, why does my sister support him? He's really annoying." Delinger kept kicking the pretty boy's face.

"Is it because his hair is golden? But the young master's hair is also golden. Why doesn't my sister like the young master? Dove?" Torrebol said and clung to Doflamingo again.

"Torebol, stay away from me. You are too sticky. The world government sent you furofura. After all, you just uttered arrogant words." Doflamingo stepped in front of the pretty boy and stepped on him hard. Pretty face

"I thought the world government gave her some interesting toy, but it turned out to be a fly that made her vomit."

"You...never..." The pretty boy still had the strength to speak, "Don't even think about getting her."

"Paji" the head fell to the ground

"The little fly is really too noisy." Doflamingo moved his finger, "It looks best when you swat it to death, fufufufufufufufu..."

……

I probably knew that the pretty boy was useless again. I was reading the newspaper on the sofa in Sakaski's office. I didn't even have enough fun. I wonder when the World Government would send me some interesting toys. When I walked out of the door, there were all the people behind the door. It’s a s/m toy