Douluo: My martial spirit can summon the heavens

Chapter 126

"Oh shit!"

Yu Xiaogang was dizzy after the fall. At the same time, because of the shock to his body, his internal organs felt even more painful.

With his legs clamped inward, he endured the pain and stood up, only to hear a "whoosh" sound, and a spurt came from Tang San behind him, knocking him to the ground again.

"boom!"

Yu Xiaogang was pinned down by Tang San and was attacked from both sides, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I really can't hold it back!"

Tang San's face was livid from the suffocation, and he hurriedly climbed up from Yu Xiaogang's body. He bent down and tried to pull Yu Xiaogang up from the ground, but was pushed by another ammonia gas, and he fell down directly, his chin knocked heavily. It fell to the ground like a dog chewing mud.

"Mistress~~Is there something wrong with this immortal~~immortal grass~~?"

Yu Xiaogang said with a trembling voice while crawling towards the direction of the latrine.

"Teacher, I don't know either. This is also my first time eating."

After all, Tang San's physical fitness was still better than Yu Xiaogang's. He endured the pain and stood up. He looked at the only hut near Yu Xiaogang's residence, and then looked at Yu Xiaogang crawling on the ground. A flash of light flashed in Tang San's eyes. firm.

Tang San took three steps and two steps at a time, quickly bypassed Yu Xiaogang, and then rushed towards the latrine.

When Yu Xiaogang saw this, he was immediately horrified. There was only one hut in total. What would he do if Tang San occupied it?

It can’t be solved anywhere, right?

Although this area is relatively remote and not many people come and go, if you are unlucky and someone discovers it, wouldn't your reputation in this life be ruined?

You must know that Yu Xiaogang values ​​reputation as much as his own life.

Based on the idea that a dead Taoist friend should not die a poor Taoist, Yu Xiaogang suddenly used his strength to crawl forward a few meters, and then grabbed Tang San's ankle.

"Xiaosan, the teacher can't bear it anymore. It's better to let the teacher come first while you endure it."

"Teacher, you love me the most."

If it were other requests, Tang San might have agreed, but Tang San would never agree to something that might lead to social death.

After all, he, Tang San, was also a shameless person. Yu Xiaogang was afraid of being seen urinating and urinating everywhere, and he was equally afraid.

Therefore, Tang San's steps did not stop at all, almost dragging Yu Xiaogang forward.

"Usually is normal, now is now, Xiaosan, the water here is too deep and you can't control it, so let the teacher come first."

After saying that, Yu Xiaogang's arm suddenly exerted force, pulling Tang San's ankle and pulling him back. Then all the strength in his body burst out in an instant, and he jumped up and rushed towards the latrine.

"Teacher, you can't do this!"

Tang San was shocked, Wuhun Bluesilver Grass was subconsciously released, and several thick Bluesilver Grasses spread quickly, tying up Yu Xiaogang.

"Xiaosan, are you trying to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors?"

Yu Xiaogang was entangled in the blue silver grass like a silkworm chrysalis. The barbs on the blue silver grass even penetrated into Yu Xiaogang's skin. Waves of paralyzing toxins poured into his body, making him feel increasingly weak.

"Teacher, the mistress will come back later to apologize to you!"

Tang San shouted loudly and galloped past Yu Xiaogang. Every two steps, ammonia gas spurted out, and he rushed into the latrine like a small rocket.

"No!"

Yu Xiaogang watched Tang San enter the holy land, feeling extremely desperate. Coupled with the severe pain in his body, his whole body suddenly jerked over and he fell unconscious.

Tang San didn't have the energy to pay attention to Yu Xiaogang at all. At this time, he was already enjoying himself in the latrine.

"Fuck! There's something wrong with this fairy grass~~I'm sure~~What the hell~~"

"Why~~it's more powerful than~~laxative~~"

Tang San's expression was distorted, his face turned green and white in turns, he covered his stomach with his hands, clamped his legs inward, his eyes felt hazy, and his consciousness gradually blurred.

The pain of diarrhea was countless times worse than the devil training that Yu Xiaogang had arranged for him.

"No, no, if you want to faint, you can't faint here."

Tang San's consciousness still retained the last trace of clarity. He stood up with difficulty. His legs were numb from squatting for too long. In addition, he was dizzy. As soon as his feet moved, his whole body made a plop and fell directly to the ground. On the ground, he also fainted.

Because Yu Xiaogang lives in the deepest part of the college, few people usually come here. Only Liu Erlong and Flender come here to look for Yu Xiaogang occasionally.

And Liu Erlong was still sulking in his room because he had some unpleasantness with Yu Xiaogang just now.

As for Flanders, he didn't even know about Yu Xiaogang and others' return to the academy. He was crying silently over Li Yusong's body.

Therefore, no one discovered the abnormal situation of Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.

Soon, it was after dinner.

It's just that unlike the quiet nights on weekdays, Shrek Academy is a little different tonight.

Cries, curses, and farts were heard all the time, and the air was always filled with the smell of fertilizer, making people feel as if they were in a field.

"Ouch, it hurts me so much. Brother, have you done it? Quickly switch to me, I can't hold it in anymore!"

"Brother, if you bear with me a little longer, I'll be fine soon!"

"You still have to endure it. I have endured it for a long time. Let me tell you, if you don't come out quickly, I will shit on your head later, and then I will ask you to borrow paper!"

"Oh shit, you're threatening me, then just keep enduring it! I'm really scared!"

"I'm Gan Mu!"

"..."

Similar conversations happened in almost every dormitory, and every student who ate in the cafeteria tonight was spared from having diarrhea like crazy.

"Boom boom boom!"

Liu Erlong was sulking in his room when there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Teacher Erlong, something bad has happened. Many students have diarrhea after eating today's dinner. Now the college is almost in chaos!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Erlong was shocked. He hurriedly opened the door and saw Zhu Zhuqing covering his mouth and nose with an anxious expression.

"Suck it~"

"Why is it so smelly? Did the latrine explode?"

Opening the door, Liu Erlong suddenly felt something was wrong with the smell of the air. He took a few breaths subconsciously and felt nauseated.

"Ninety percent of the students in the college are suffering from diarrhea now. I went to inquire about it and suspected that there was something wrong with tonight's dinner." Zhu Zhuqing said.

"There is a problem with dinner? How is this possible? The vegetables and meat in the canteen are purchased by dedicated personnel and strictly controlled. There has never been a problem."

As soon as Liu Erlong finished speaking, a flash of light suddenly flashed in his mind, and his eyes suddenly froze.

"Could it be those mushrooms?"

Zhu Zhuqing's face was also very ugly: "I think so too. It's all my fault. If I hadn't sent the mushrooms to the cafeteria, the students wouldn't have had problems eating them."

As he said this, Zhu Zhuqing's eyes were a little red, and his expression was extremely remorseful.

(End of this chapter)