Marvel: I'm really not an evil god!

To be honest, when Wesley found Deadpool, he was already prepared for a massive hemorrhage. He never expected...

"Huh? Kill someone? One person? Well, let me think about it, 200 million."

"..."

"Is it expensive? Well, since you are a new customer, I will give you a discount of 150 million."

When Wade saw the other party's silence, he thought the offer was too high, so he lowered it a bit.The psychological expectation is 100 million. If you still don't agree...then tell me how much you can give.

"Okay, okay, that's it."

Wesley was silent not because it was too expensive, but because it was too damn cheap, only 200 million?So why are they saying that the hiring price of this person is very expensive?

......

"Ah!! What a loss! What a loss!"

Wade sat on the ground and hammered the ground hard. . .

Ah, Alita scratched her head.

"Actually, 150 million is a lot. Really, I worked hard for several days to save more than 100 million. It's not cheap anymore."

It seems that Wade is short of money.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuancyful now the knife is gone, and I can't get the money."

Wade found that he seemed unable to defeat this mysterious man, who could fly, block bullets, and had a sharp sword.Although he can't kill him, he can't beat the other party either. This mission was for nothing.

"Are you short of money?"

"Yes, I want to save money to get married."

"..."

Forgot that Wade is still a good family man.

"That's it. Do you want to accept the employment? 500 million, come or not."

Alita thought that since she had already met Jin Du, she would definitely get rid of him. Well, Alita suddenly had a good idea.

"catch!"

When Wade heard 500 million, he jumped up excitedly.

"Pay a deposit of RMB 150 million first, and pay the balance after the task. Thank you for your patronage!"

"...I don't have the deposit for now. How about I give it to you after the mission is over?"

"Ah this."

Wade scratched his head.

"I want to see your face."

"...Be careful Vanessa beats you."

"How do you know Vanessa? Who are you?"

Wade got serious.

"I also know Colossus, I know Storm, and I know Professor X. I know what's so strange about you."

"The Tin Man and the Bald Man? Are you a mutant too?"

Wade touched his chin.

"I'm not, but I know them. Oh, I'm still a fan of Uncle Wolf."

Alita said that she doesn’t know much about mutants, but she knows you and Uncle Wolf.

"Which wolf? Oh, that guy! Damn it, he's not my only fan!? Moreover, that wolf that can only snarl also has fans?"

. . .Be careful if Uncle Wolf scratches you to death.

"Okay, what's the mission and when does it start?"

"Well, I need to find Wesley, can you help?"

Alita thought that she still didn't know where Wesley and Kingpin were, otherwise the plan wouldn't work.

"Okay, I'll just say that you have been dealt with by me. Ask him for money, um, more money. My knife is broken. Huh? This is a good idea. Can you wait until I collect the money? he?"

???

"You are still not a mercenary. Where are your basic mercenary rules? You actually want to receive two payments??"

Alita was shocked by Wade.

"I also need to catch a meal, and my toilet paper is really running out..."

???

What does your running out of toilet paper have to do with me?What does your thick skin have to do with it?

......

"Dudu, Mr. Wilson?"

"It's me. The mission is done. Hey, I want more money! My equipment has been damaged! Are you responsible for the losses caused during the mission?"

"Done? Really?"

"Are you doubting my credibility?"

Hey, is your reputation just your shamelessness?Alita complained silently beside her.

"Of course not, Mr. Wilson, I believe you, then can I add another 50?"

Wesley thought that Wilson's credibility seemed to be good. Of course, if it was later confirmed that the news was false or the mysterious man appeared again, then he thought his boss would definitely let him return his money with interest.

"What? Only 50? My two knives are top-notch! They are made by masters and cannot be bought by ordinary people. Let me tell you, it is too difficult to find a handy weapon for those who are out and about now. It is like going to the toilet. Toilet paper, cardboard, sandpaper, can that be the same? For example..."

"One million! I'll add another million!"

Wesley wiped his forehead again. What metaphor is not good for you to use? Use the toilet to talk about things?

"Deal! Where are you? I'll find you. Oh, I want cash!"

"Don't you have a card number? I can just transfer the money to you directly."

"No, no, no, my girlfriend is having her birthday, and I'm going to give her a bag."

"It's over if you go buy it."

"No, no, no, the bag is not important, whether it is a school bag, a leather bag, or any other bag."

"Then...what's important?"

"There's money in the bag!"

"..."

If you want to buy paralysis, just say you give me money and that’s it. It’s no big deal! !

"Come to 39th Street and I'll send someone to deliver it to you."

Wesley didn't want to talk to him anymore, thank you!

"Okay, let's go directly to 39th Street and then find him. By the way, is he sleeping at this time? Isn't it bad to disturb others?"

......

In Block 39, there is a bar in a small alley. The location is relatively remote, and all the regular customers come here. Wade is drinking at the bar, waiting for the person Wesley said to send money.

Bang.

"Mr. Wilson?"

A man in a black suit saw a deadpool sitting next to the bar wearing a red tight-fitting uniform and a half-mask, who was drinking. He walked over and put the travel bag in his hand on the bar. There was 200 million in cash in it.

"This is the remaining balance."

Wade opened it and looked at it.

"The efficiency is so fast, thank you ~ happy cooperation!"

"Goodbye then."

After saying that, the black suit turned and left.

Outside the bar, Alita walked out of the shadows, followed quickly, then grabbed his shoulders and teleported to the top of a building.

Well, the rooftop is a good place, there are few people, it's dark enough, and it's safe.

"Who?"

The moment the man in the black suit reacted, he immediately took out his pistol and looked behind him nervously.

hum~

As soon as he turned around, Alita pressed a finger on his head.Alita begins to read his memory. Well, does he actually live in Brooklyn?I don’t know if Kingpin will also live in Brooklyn. Well, let’s not worry about it for now. We will find out after we find Wesley.

flutter!

Alita conveniently gave him a handful of hellfire, and the black suit died with a smile in the mental illusion created by Alita.

call out!

"Are you going with me or going home?"

Alita teleported to Wade who was waiting outside the bar.

"Of course we'll go together, or is your 500 million mission just to find someone?"

"Of course not, but you can only make money if you find someone."

"Then I'll go with you. After all, it's 500 million."

Deadpool nodded.

"However, I seem to have to send the money back first, otherwise it will seem inconvenient."

"Keep this for me?"

"Huh? Don't even think about it! This is my money!"

"..."