Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

John and Rei Ayanami are happily making dumplings at home.

the other side.

Shinji and Asuka changed into specially made heat-insulated combat suits.

"No, what is this?" Shinji was full of question marks.

Because he has turned into a ball.

Look to the side again.

The same goes for Asuka.

The girl was so angry that she started to make a scene: "I don't want to fight in clothes like this! It's so embarrassing!"

Akagi Ritsuko looked at the tablet in her hand and said without raising her head, "Originally, I wanted you to go on the recovery mission alone, but the base has been a little more financially secure recently, so they decided to let the two of you go together... Also, this is a special heat-insulating suit, it's expensive, don't damage it."

Asuka: ???

Ok.

Let’s put aside for the moment the issue of me being like a ball.

She pointed at Unit 2 in the distance and said, "I'm wearing a heat-insulated suit, but why does my Unit 2 have to suffer this?"

Akagi Ritsuko raised her head and said, "Because we are going to enter the volcanic area to carry out the mission, these protective measures are necessary."

"Duck!" Upon hearing that, Asuka started to act like a spoiled little princess. Unfortunately, with her round appearance, she couldn't even transform into a floor dancer. She could only bounce back and forth on the spot, which looked quite cute.

Shinji sighed: "Since it's for the mission, I accept this appearance... But will it really not affect the operation of Unit-01 and Unit-02 if they become like this?"

"Well, that depends on the skills of both of you." Ritsuko Akagi said deliberately.

Asuka was fooled, she stopped playing and snorted proudly: "Needless to say? My technique must be the best!"

Shinji looked suspicious. "Oh? Every time you say that, something goes wrong, like being trapped underwater or planted in the soil."

"Shut up, you bastard!" Asuka was furious.

Shinji wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Akagi Ritsuko: "Alright, alright, if you want to quarrel, wait until we get back."

Asuka glared at Shinji fiercely: "Stupid Shinji, you just watch me this time."

"Yes~yes~" Shinji said casually.

Then he raised his head slightly and said, "I wonder what Mr. Jon and Ling Bo are doing at home at this time?"

Asuka immediately became proud: "Hehe, you don't consider others at all when carrying out a difficult task. This shows that I am the most trustworthy! I am much better than that unknown guy and the silent girl."

After hanging out with Qiao for a long time, she roughly understood the various attributes of otaku.

Although she doesn't want to admit that she is a tsundere.

However, she is still willing to acknowledge Rei Ayanami's "three no" attributes.

Shinji shrugged. "Is there a possibility that Unit 2 hasn't been repaired yet, so Ayanami-san didn't go on the mission with us?"

Asuka: "You're the only one who talks too much."

"Alright!" Akagi Ritsuko couldn't help but raise her voice: "What's wrong with you two? Why do you keep quarreling when you get together?"

Shinji looked helpless.

Asuka turned her head away.

After giving a few more instructions, Misato Katsuragi came over.

She was wearing a uniform and had a serious face: "Asuka, Shinji, there are expectations for this operation. You should understand what I mean."

"Only success is allowed, failure is not allowed, right? I understand." Asuka patted her chest.

As a result, because the thermal insulation suit was too round and too thick, such a simple action could not be completed.

Shinji saw it and sneered, "Ashiro ball."

"What?" Asuka broke down and cursed, "You are the ball, your whole family is the ball."

"Yeah, my dad is the worst bastard." Shinji used a damage transfer technique to easily resolve Asuka's family greetings.

"You guys..." Katsuragi Misato pinched her brows and said, "Forget it, I don't want to say any more unnecessary words. Just keep it in mind for the two of you."

After a moment's silence, he added: "Even if we fail to bring back the apostle embryo, we must try our best to nip the danger in the bud."

Asuka gave a thumbs-up gesture with great effort: "Sure."

Katsuragi Misato pursed her lips, hesitated for a moment, and said to Asuka: "Stay away from this guy, you have become an abstract person now."

Asuka: !!!

Shinji smiled and said, "Miss Misato, when you use abstract words to describe a person, it means that you have also become abstract."

Katsuragi Misato: !!!

Looking at the three people in front of her, Akagi Ritsuko pushed up her glasses and said, "To be honest, you are all quite abstract."

……

……

The transport plane carrying two EVAs arrived at the designated combat location.

In the command room, Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms and said, "Shinji, Asuka, please wait for a while."

Then he ordered: "Hurry up and prepare the laser positioning and crane."

In every battle, it is not just EVA that comes out and smashes things up.

The vanguard troops, logistical support, and various miscellaneous units are all indispensable.

Asuka sat bored in the cockpit and dialed the team voice: "Hello, hello, can you hear me?"

Shinji said impatiently: "I heard it, I heard it. Why are you yelling so loudly?"

"Boring, come chat with me." Asuka said to Shinji in a commanding tone: "Then, stupid Shinji, tell me some of your shameful habits."

Shinji: "I don't want to."

Asuka became interested: "No? Then what did you do in the bathroom before at the mall?"

Shinji: ???

No.

Why are you bringing up old things again?

He stammered, "Of course it's to solve a personal problem, what else could it be?"

Asuka said in a subtle tone: "Solve personal problems, I see~"

Shinji: ...

At this time, Asuka added: "But it is understandable. Even if your brain is not very useful, you are a normal boy after all. It is inevitable that you will have some obscene thoughts when you see my graceful figure."

Shinji got anxious: "Who likes your skinny body? I'm obviously looking at Ling Nan... Ahem, anyway, let's end this topic here."

That's it?

Don't give up!

Asuka, as a representative of high-attack and paper-defense, broke through the defense in one fell swoop: "Hey! Explain clearly, what's wrong with my figure? Isn't it full of femininity!"

Shinji remained silent.

Asuka continued to output: "Idiot, pervert, prudish, Japanese!"

"Wait, Neon isn't an insult, right?" Shinji couldn't help but complain.

Asuka chuckled.

Suddenly, Katsuragi Misato's voice rang in their ears: "I've already said that many people will be watching this operation. Do you want those high-level officials to personally hear your flirting when they review the combat records?"

"Who is flirting with this guy!" Asuka retorted hastily.

But when I thought of a group of serious middle-aged men staring at my image and making comments from time to time, I felt physically disgusted.

Three black lines appeared on Shinji's forehead.

No, no, no.

I hope those senior executives don't misunderstand me as a pervert.

Misato Katsuragi sighed, "It's fine to have normal conversations, but it's not okay to expose each other's shortcomings... And Asuka, what you just said involved racial discrimination."

Asuka blinked and suddenly stuck out her tongue: "Hey~"

Shinji snapped his fingers and said, "I know this. Mr. Jon taught me that when you don't know how to deal with something, you can just act cute and get away with it."

Asuka was furious: "You are the only one who talks too much!"

"Okay, you two, this is a serious mission. Do you see the fighter planes above you? If you fail to successfully recover the Apostle sample, or fail to kill the potential threat, those fighter planes will drop N2 bombs and blow up the Apostles and us together."

Asuka raised her eyebrows and snorted coldly.

Shinji also put away his relaxed attitude and took it seriously.

He had seen the power of N2, but couldn't figure out who gave this inhumane order.

Inside the upper floors...

There are bad guys.

I don’t know if it was intentional or unintentional.

Misato Katsuragi said: "This decision was made by the commander himself. Shinji, Asuka, I wish you good luck."

He is a living father.

Ha ha.

That's fine.

"Commander, you're really going too far." Asuka shook her hair and was rarely gentle to Shinji: "You dare to give such an order when you are still here."

"He doesn't love me." Shinji said indifferently: "Whatever, I don't like him anyway. Sooner or later, I will let him taste what it means to kill his father without regret."

A drop of cold sweat appeared on Asuka's forehead: "You are a little..."

As they were talking, two EVAs were hoisted just above the lava and slowly lowered down.

Asuka regained her spirits: "Look here, stupid Shinji, I'll show you my elegant way of entering the water."

"First of all, this isn't water. Secondly, you and Unit-02 are dressed like balls. There's no way you can be elegant," Shinji complained sharply.

Having said that, he himself also deliberately posed like a white crane spreading its wings.

Wow! Wow!

Both aircraft entered the water.

Shinji only felt a dark red in front of his eyes.

"The visibility is too low..." he muttered to himself.

Then he asked Asuka: "Hey, hey, can you hear me?"

"Why are you yelling so loudly?" Asuka retaliated against him in his own way.

Shinji remained unmoved, and then asked, "How's the situation over there?"

Asuka: "I've switched to the CT monitor, but the field of view hasn't changed much."

"After all, we are taking a bath in a volcano." Shinji smiled and said, "This experience is not something that ordinary people can have."

To ease the tension, the two kept talking.

[Depth 1300, reached the specified position]

Seven or eight minutes later, the system's cold reminder sounded in their ears. Asuka and Shinji's eyes were stern, and they said in unison: "Operation begins!"

Command Room——

"No target found."

"Maybe there is an error in our estimation."

"After all, we are in a volcano, so it is normal to make mistakes."

Katsuragi Misato still folded her arms, thought for a moment, and then ordered: "Shinji, Asuka, continue to dive."

Soon, the two machines responded: "Understood."

Dive.

Keep diving.

Even with double insulation, Shinji and Asuka could feel the temperature around them rising.

This is a depth of 1480, which has exceeded the theoretical limit distance.

"How are you? Asuka, Shinji, can you still hold on?"

Hearing this, the two pilots said in unison: "No problem."

"Very good, then continue diving."

People can still hold on.

But the equipment is really broken.

The moment he finished speaking, the particle knife equipped on Unit 2 slid down and quickly disappeared.

The screen of Unit-01 where Shinji is also shows the location of damage to the body.

"Hey! Stupid Shinji, is everything okay on your end? If not, just leave it to me." Asuka opened the team voice again.

After a while, Shinji responded: "I can hold on, but if you can't, go back."

Asuka narrowed her eyes: "I'm not kidding you, I'm serious."

Shinji: "I'm not kidding either, I'm serious."

Obviously, these are words of concern, but when they are spoken, they make people angry.

After much competition, the target finally appeared.

At this time, they have reached a depth of 1780.

[Target appears]

"Ready to capture!"

Shinji & Asuka: "Yes!"

"Listen, because the target is always flowing along the magma, you two only have one chance, and you must not miss it."

Shinji & Asuka: "Understood."

……

Rei Ayanami looked at the neatly arranged dumplings and said coldly, "I never knew there were so many ways to make dumplings."

Jon smiled and put the dumplings into the boiling water.

Looking at the bubbles bubbling up, he said to Rei Ayanami, "Look, this pot looks like boiling magma, and these dumplings are Shinji and the little girl."

Ayanami Rei: ???

She didn't quite understand the meaning of this metaphor and still maintained her icy expression.

Just then, a dumpling broke, revealing the filling inside.

Rei Ayanami was a little embarrassed: "Sorry, I should have wrapped that, but I'm not very skilled, so..."

"It's okay. Accidents are inevitable." Jon said nonchalantly, "Even dumplings can break, let alone other things."

Ayanami Rei tilted her head.

……

"The restraints are broken!"

"Warning, warning! The restraints are ineffective."

"The Apostle's development is much faster than we expected!"

"He's getting out of trouble!"

In my ears, I could hear the noisy sounds in the command room.

Shinji and Asuka stared at the angel who broke through the containment, and their faces suddenly turned ugly.

If nothing unexpected happened, this mission would have gone wrong.

Clearly, the two were discussing which hot spring to go to to relax after the mission was over.

Now, we have to fight!

"Shinji, Asuka, kill the Angels."

Misato Katsuragi made a prompt decision.

Living apostle samples are certainly precious.

However precious it is, it is not as valuable as the future of mankind.

Asuka and Shinji agreed in unison.

But Asuka had dropped her particle knife, so she had to fight with her bare hands.

But boxing is exactly what she is not good at.

Shinji saw it and without hesitation, he gave the particle sword of Unit-01 to Asuka: "Take it!"

Asuka was stunned for a moment, then quickly took it.

Now is not the time to be pretentious, the greatest responsibility is to quickly deal with the apostles.

Seeing that Asuka did not reject his kindness, Shinji took a deep breath.

Staring at the rapidly hatching apostle, he muttered to himself, "Has all my hard work and practice with Mr. Jon finally come in handy?"