Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Which one of us is the devil?

what?

Which one of us is the devil?

The lion-headed demon was in tears.

After Jon became the Lord of the Labyrinth, He could more or less see through Jon's heart.

Then He discovered.

This guy is fucking weird!

Desire is plentiful.

To be honest, it's a bit too much.

Others have home-cooked dishes.

You can have a full banquet here.

But every dish is poisonous, how the hell am I supposed to eat it?

Jon doesn't care about that.

He patrolled the territory with a smile, walking back and forth at the bottom of the maze.

And keep planning something.

"I think this place is great. I'll open a fish pond and go fishing here."

"That's not bad either. I'll get some cat-girls, dog-girls, foxes who can perform illusions, and so on, to chat with me every day to keep me entertained."

"Yes, yes, minotaurs are also necessary. Tall, short, fat, thin, yellow-haired, imp, black-skinned, fat, all four kinds of king Kong must be available. Let them watch me all day long, and kiss and kiss all kinds of monster mothers."

Lion-headed demon: ???

Jon turned around and said, "You don't understand this, right? How can a reverse minotaur not be considered a minotaur? The ultimate minotaur is pure love. I am a pure love warrior."

Lion-headed demon: Damn, there’s something wrong with you.

Jon smiled.

As we walked, he consoled her, "You should think positively about everything. As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, you follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, you follow the dog. Although our relationship is not that deep, at least we have become a community of shared destiny. To some extent, it is more solid than the relationship of ordinary couples. I don't mind that you are a second marriage, but you despise me for eating, drinking, gambling, whoring and smoking, right?"

The lion-headed demon was numb.

Who married you.

Who the hell is getting married for the second time?

Is that useless guy Hisser worthy of being my husband?

Go and go.

Take ten thousand steps back.

Even if we really got married.

Is it too late to divorce now?

I am a second-marriage devil and I really don’t deserve you.

Without even turning around, Jon guessed what Little Lion was thinking: "No, the two of us are going to live a shameless life forever~"

Lion-headed demon: “No——”

Snowflakes are falling and the north wind is blowing.

Where is the law of heaven?

Where is justice!

Laos, Malthil, the wonderful halflings, and so on.

Come back soon.

Take this guy away quickly!

……

……

Everyone, whether they knew each other or not, gathered together.

After listening to the experience at the bottom of the maze, the atmosphere became a little weird.

Namali scratched her head, not knowing whether she should speak.

But after catching a glimpse of Laos's expression, she still said, "I didn't expect that black-haired guy to be so loyal, but in this situation, to be honest, I was a little impulsive."

"Impulsive? My thoughts are exactly the opposite of yours. Sir Jon is selfless and is truly a role model for warriors of our generation." Ju Lang spoke in a deep voice with his eyes closed.

Seeing Faline intact, he was indeed filled with ecstasy, but after hearing about Jon's story, the joy was gone, and all that was left was admiration and respect.

Jon, a real man, a man among men!

"I also think that it was the best choice at that time." Laos touched his chin: "But I think that person should be me."

"No one should sacrifice, at least not until the last moment. No one can decide in advance who should sacrifice." Sensi said as he touched his helmet.

There is an obvious hole on it, left by the Hippogriff, and it is also the proof of the battle between the former big brothers.

If Laos regretted it openly, he was regretting it deeply in private.

Obviously.

He is the oldest.

At that time, it was time to set an example...

"I say, you are all crazy." Chirchak shook his head repeatedly: "You have already come back, now that things have come to this, you are not going to turn back, are you?"

"What else?" Malushiel asked.

She put her hands on her hips and looked at Chirchak: "Count how many storms Jon has helped you withstand along the way? Every time you encountered danger, who did you hide behind?"

Chilcak: ...

Look at the gems, then look at the faces of your companions.

He gritted his teeth.

But in the end, he sighed in frustration.

"At least let me send this harvest to my wife and daughter."

The voice just fell.

He covered his forehead helplessly: "I have already bought the store. Obviously, I can become a boss directly after retirement. I am only 29 years old this year, and I can live at least 21 years."

After hearing this, Malushel patted Chirchak's shoulder in a comforting manner: "Sometimes living so long is not a good thing. To be honest, I feel that this life is worth it to be able to die at the most brilliant moment, and with familiar companions."

Chilchak spitted, "Arrogant long-lived creature!"

Never mind arrogance or not.

Malushiel was quite happy at this time.

It is rare to reach a consensus.

She really thought that after so many unforgettable adventures, it wouldn't matter if she died on the last one.

Very romantic, isn't it!

Just as we made up our minds, we didn't expect that Mislen and his Canary Squad would suddenly come over.

"Are you going back to the deepest part of the maze again?" he asked.

Today, Mislen is no longer disabled. Not only have his desires returned to normal levels, but even his lost organs have been repaired.

After all, Malushil was a half-blood elf, and her education made her naturally inferior to these genuine elves. But she held the staff and said hesitantly, "Yes... so what?"

"Speak politely. I heard that you used black magic? Little girl, if the queen finds out, you will probably be thrown into our team and have a cut on your ear, right?" One of the dark-skinned elves sneered.

Malushel became more nervous.

Fortunately, Laos promptly protected his teammates: "What's wrong with you?"

"Regarding Jon and the Lord of the Labyrinth, I agree that we should turn back immediately." Mislen said expressionlessly, "That guy has just become the Lord of the Labyrinth, and the corruption he has suffered is not obvious yet. There is still a possibility of recovery. After a period of time, the devil's temptation will deepen, and by then, the situation will be hard to say."

Laos was stunned: "Yes~"

Mislen couldn't hold it in any longer. "Didn't you consider this point and go back to save your companions?"

Laos scratched the back of his head. “To be honest, I didn’t think too much about it. I just felt that I couldn’t leave Jon behind like that.”

Mislen looked at Laos deeply and said nothing.

Instead, a dark-skinned elf said to Mislen, "Captain, you have recovered, why are you still so weak and exhausted?"

Mislen turned back and closed one eye: "I'm used to it."

This is a powerful reason.

So powerful that it cannot be refuted.

Closer to home.

The underground maze, you must return.

But how to return the money and who will return it is a problem that must be solved.

Laos and his group said that they were determined to rescue their companions.

Mislen and his group also said that it was the Canary Team's duty to destroy the maze.

As for the rest.

There are no duties and no obligations.

Kikuro wanted to join the rescue team, but was stopped by Maizuru, who said that the Hanbon family could not be without an heir, and if they were killed in the maze, both she and the accompanying ninjas would have to die to atone for their sins.

After much discussion, the final list was simply decided:

More than a dozen people in total headed deeper into the maze again.

……

……

The lion-headed demon cried, "This is not okay, and that is not okay. I have obviously changed everything according to your wishes."

Jon looked thoughtful: "You don't understand. The feeling I want is hard to describe in words."

"You want colorful black, I really don't know what to do." The lion-headed demon lay on the ground like a loser: "I don't care, love it however you want."

Jon smiled slightly and opened his collar: "Come on, come on, I'm not the kind of street lamp capitalist who wants the horse to run forward but doesn't give it grass to eat. Eat as much as you can, eat as much as you can."

Upon hearing this, the lion-headed demon immediately showed a look of horror: "No, no, no, you are too polite."

Jon: "Brother Dujiba, where is your mother when you are being polite to me?"

Lion-headed demon: ???

Is this a polite or not?

I don't want to eat shit!

True.

The former master of the maze had a huge appetite.

That’s the taste… Ugh!

No, no, I can’t recall.

"Don't say I didn't give you a chance. Even if I gave you a chance, you still couldn't do anything about it." Jon looked disappointed: "Even if I gave you a chance, you still couldn't do anything about it!"

What else could the lion-headed demon say but laugh awkwardly in his place.

The baby is heartbroken.

But the baby didn't say anything.

As if what happened just now had never happened, Jon continued the previous topic and said, "I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you just don't have any ideas or creativity."

Upon hearing this, the lion-headed demon was unhappy: "I have no ideas? I have no creativity? Do you know what this maze looked like before, and what it has become after I managed it? It's not the largest maze in the world, but it can be ranked in the top ten in terms of scale."

Jon: "You useless thing, why are you so proud of being in the top ten? If it weren't for the fact that we are newlyweds, I would really want to punch you."

Lion-headed demon: ???

You are really rude, kid.

He was angry.

Furious.

fury!

then……

Nothing more.

Just simply angry for a moment.

To use an inappropriate description, the Lion-Headed Demon now feels as if he has used up all his money and emptied the wallets of two generations to buy a fully furnished house.

After I got it, I found that it was not a fully furnished house, but a model house used by the developer for display.

Not to mention the commercial water and electricity, the windows are also leaking.

Just as I was about to ask for a refund, I opened my mouth and the sewer pipe upstairs started leaking, and I couldn't tell what liquid was pouring into my mouth.

Not to mention how disgusting it is.

Well, since you are not satisfied with Jon as the master of the maze.

Wouldn't it be enough to just kill him?

The answer is no.

Because the devil's identity has been revealed.

This means that the lion-headed demon has no way out.

He was like the poor female college student who was trafficked into the mountains and forced to get pregnant by a loafers in the mountains.

Run, can't run away.

Live, no one to rely on.

It's so awkward.

You can’t go up, and you can’t go down.

"You can't just rest on your laurels." Jon gestured excitedly, "Times are advancing, society is developing, and the reward mechanism of the maze must also keep pace with the times."

Turning back, he looked at his wife: "I'm not saying anything bad about you, but look at what you called a design before?"

Lion-headed demon: "What's wrong with my previous design? Aren't adventurers coming here in droves?"

Jon waved his hand. "Okay, okay, I admit that the setting of the Golden Kingdom is indeed very attractive, but what about the follow-up? After stripping off the first two layers of gold, what do you have left? No work, no good work! Who among the adventurers will come to this maze?"

The lion-headed demon still refused to accept the offer: "What on earth are you talking about? Monster materials are not rewards, and the craftsmanship of the elves and dwarves lost in this maze are not rewards? What's more, there are so many lost magics."

Jon shook his finger. "You're really unprofessional. The rewards have to be given to the players... bah, adventurers to explore on their own. Can't you design the monsters in the maze to automatically turn into white light after death, drop valuable items, and explode some equipment at the same time?"

Lion-headed demon: "Explosive equipment?"

When talking about this, Jon became interested. "Yes, yes, yes, equipment explosions. Think about it. For example, if you kill a dragon and get a Dragonfang Greatsword or a Dragonscale Greatshield, what kind of feeling would that be? You can also occasionally create some weekly bosses or wild bosses and place them in specific locations for players to spawn."

The lion-headed demon curled his lips and said, "You are talking nonsense again. Where did this player come from?"

Jon: "I see you don't understand at all~"

"I understand, what do you understand?" The lion-headed demon felt slighted and retorted: "I understand it very well, okay!"

"You understand? Come, let me see if your development is normal... cough, cough, I'm getting off topic." Jon almost triggered a smooth combo, but he pulled back in time and changed the subject, "Anyway, I'm the master of the maze now, and the maze must look the way I want it. Repair the damaged parts first. It's a piece of cake for you."

After hearing this, no matter how reluctant the lion-headed demon was, he had to exert his strength and begin to repair the damaged parts of the maze.

……

……

Just arrived at the second underground floor.

Laos suddenly discovered that the ruins were gradually recovering.

He giggled.

However, everyone around Jinsi and Xiaoque had serious expressions on their faces and were discussing something from time to time.

"The maze is recovering."

"Damn it, how could it be so fast?"

"There's no need to explain something so obvious."

"It seems that the new master of the maze is more difficult than we thought."

"We might as well ask the guy hanging at the back about this."

After he finished speaking, everyone turned around and looked at Hisler, who was standing in the distance with his head down, wondering what he was thinking about.

That's right, he was here too, and it was unknown why he followed Laos and the others on their journey.

Mislen shook his head. "The Queen will make her own decision about that guy. And we have cast a special spell on him, so he can't escape."

Just talking.

In fact, the wild boar rushed out of the wall.

Rather than wandering around, I came here accidentally, it seems more like it was randomly generated by the system.

This guy is also unlucky.

As soon as he was born, he met the Canary Squad, which was responsible for strangling monsters in the maze.

Within three breaths, the wild boar died.

However, a strange thing happened. The dead wild boar turned into white light and disappeared, leaving behind a piece of leather armor...