Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Mike O knelt on the ground and said with great piety, "Lord, I want to repent to you.

First of all, it was me who committed the "crime of arrogance", relying on your divine eyes to defeat your followers. "

"Secondly, I, the one who committed the "crime of anger", was blinded by anger many times in the battle. "

"Then, it was me who committed the "sin of laziness", and when I saw you, I didn't swear to serve you right away. "

"And then, it was me who committed the "sin of jealousy". After learning your true identity, I developed a heartfelt jealousy towards Jonny Joestar and Jello Zibelin. "

"Also, I also committed the "crime of greed", while holding the eyeball in my hand, I also tried to covet your left arm. "

"About lust..."

The more he talked, the more outrageous, Jon heard black lines.

Before Mike O's revealed some weird XP, he interrupted: "Enough."

Hearing this, Mike O hurriedly lowered his head, not daring to speak any more.

Jon coughed lightly, "Lost Lamb, I accept your confession."

As he spoke, he put his hand on top of Mike O's head.

Emmmmm...

To be honest, it doesn't feel good.

Suppressing the desire to complain, he continued: "Get up, you are already a believer that I recognize."

Mike O burst into tears with excitement, "Praise you, the all-knowing and all-powerful Lord!"

Jon frowned slightly embarrassedly.

To be precise, he is neither omniscient nor omnipotent.

However, believers are always blind and fanatical, and he did not correct the words of the other party.

Looking at Mike O, Jon held out a hand.

Seeing Mike O, he quickly handed over the 'Saint Eyeball'.

Jon took it.

After watching it for a few seconds, it was returned to Mike O.

Mike O was taken aback.

Immediately, a trace of enlightenment rose in his heart, and he said respectfully, "Lord, I will definitely live up to your expectations."

Jon: ? ? ?

Of course, in order to grasp the character of the 'Saint', he didn't say anything, just showed a fatherly smile.

Mike O held the 'Saint Eyeball' in the palm of his hand and placed it on top of his heart, "Your loyal believer Mike O swears here that he will reclaim the rest of the Holy Communion for you wholeheartedly!"

Oh, so that's what you meant~

Jon nodded solemnly

Mike O felt recognized and clenched his fists excitedly.

I'm sorry Mr President.

You also said that the saint is "justice"!

So--

Please die generously.

Bow and salute, turn and mount.

Mike O left neatly.

When he's gone, Jon stops when he lifts.

Jonny and Gero, who regained consciousness, only felt a blur in front of their eyes, and the enemy who almost wiped them out disappeared as if they had evaporated from the world.

"Don't move." Jousuke didn't have so many strange ideas, he racked his brains to hold back a sentence in English, and said, "Letmehelpyou."

After finishing speaking, 'Crazy Diamond' directly hit Jello.

Jero Zibelin, full of blood and resurrection!

Feeling the change in his body, Jello thanked him stiffly.

Jousuke waved his hand and returned to Jon, "It's done~"

"As expected of my brother, I really have you."

Although he can also rely on reversing time to treat his injuries, it is better to leave the work of a milkman to a professional.

Jon likes his half-brother.

After a pause, he lowered his voice again, "You are sure you have completely cured them, right?"

Jousuke blinked, "Yes."

Hearing this, Jon knew what to do, and took the initiative to disperse Jousuke's alien projection.

Jello stared at Jon's back with a complicated look, and after thinking for a while, he still didn't ask his doubts. He just walked over to Jonny and said with concern, "Jonny, are you alright?"

Jonny sat up with difficulty, "Although I don't know what the guy with the weird hairstyle did, I do feel a lot easier."

Jon swept over Jonny's legs vaguely.

It stands to reason that even if there is no Jousuke, after so many days of hard training, just relying on the power of "Ripple", Jonny will not be unable to move at all.

"I still can't get past that hurdle in my heart." He sighed silently.

At this moment, Jonny said, "Cousin, it's really thanks to you this time."

Jello nodded as well.

Mike O is the toughest enemy they have encountered, the power to control time is really weird...

'control time'

Jello pursed the corners of his mouth, looking back and forth on Jon.

Jon was a little uncomfortable, and said, "There seems to be someone over there, I'll go take a look.

Pack up, and then we'll go after Poklok and the others. "

Jonny and Gerald naturally had no objection.

Looking at Jon who was far away, Jello took the initiative and said, "Johnny, you found it."

Jonny smiled bitterly, "If I can't see it again, then I'm too stupid."

"What are we going to do?" Geral pressed down on the brim of his hat with a headache. "Are you going to continue to play stupid?"

"My suggestion is to act as if nothing happened." Jonny said word by word: "Take this trip as a trial and a test."

"Trial" and "Test"?

Jello's heart beat faster.

too crazy.

Are ordinary people like him really qualified to accept the trials of saints?

Having said that, is the true identity of 'Jon Joestar' a reincarnation of a saint, or a 'guardian' of a certain "saint's body"?

Too many doubts.

It made Jello's brain hurt a little bit.

He didn't equate Jon with Saints the way Mike O did.

Because in his opinion, although the companions he gets along with day and night are mysterious and powerful, from head to toe, they don't have the appearance of "human saints" in the scriptures at all.

Geral was apprehensive.

Jonny isn't like that.

The various mysteries displayed by this cheap cousin of myself cannot be explained by a single word of 'substitute ability'.

Think about yourself being simple.

He should have thought of that when Oyegmoba blew up him and Jello, and was forcibly brought back to life by Jon.

It's just that he had just awakened the substitute not long ago, and didn't know enough about the substitute and the substitute messenger. He thought that 'reversing time' was just a relatively powerful substitute ability...

"Whoo~"

Jonny exhaled.

Anyway, Cousin Jon... well, let's call him that.

Cousin Jon has always been kind.

This can't be wrong.

If that's the case, let's just continue to be confused.

the other side.

"It's a bit bigger this time, and Geral and Jonny must have guessed that I'm not extraordinary."

Jon couldn't help but feel a little distressed.

Speaking of which, he was also a little too complacent.

After all, I just got the indefinite 'Zhongya Hourglass', who can't float for a while.

Shaking his head, Jon crouched down and patted Wicca Bibeau's face, "Hey, wake up, the battle is over, don't pretend to be dead."

The bruised Vicca Bibeau was still in a coma, rolling his eyes on the ground.

[You don't know if you pretend to be dead or not?Partner, you have no heart! 】

Hearing the complaints from his stand-in, Jon coughed dryly and sent some pure life ripples to Wicca Bibeau.

Golden arcs flow.

Wicca Bibble opened his eyes as if he had been electrocuted, "This...is hell..."

"Sorry, man." Jonny looked down at Wicca Bibeau, "you're not dead yet."

In the original trajectory of fate, Wicca Bibeau was defeated by Geralt's "Golden Spin", while Wicca Bibb in front of him was smashed to death by Geralt's 'Iron Ball Breaker'.

In fact, Jon is very puzzled. You said that the iron ball can be returned to the master's hand because of a special technique.

Then the special iron ball of Wicca Bibb is re-started, and the "satellites" on it can be automatically filled, which is a bit unreasonable.

Was thinking wildly.

Wicca Bibeau understood the current situation and smiled bitterly: "Do you want to show false kindness? Well, if this is your purpose, I can tell you with certainty that you won."

So mourning.

Sad that Jon instinctively moved away from this 'keyboard head'.

Just in time for Geralt and Jonny, who was back on his horse, came over.

The three surrounded Wicca Bibeau and formed a strongman lock male ♂ formation.

After sweeping around, Wicca Bibeau directly opened the swing, "Since this is the case, then I have nothing to say. I want to kill or cut, as you like."

A little quilt is covered, and no one loves it.

Geralt and Jonny looked at each other.

Finally, the two looked at Jon at the same time.

Jon frowned and said, "You said so yourself, wouldn't it be inhumane if we didn't kill you?"

Jello had this intention and took out his iron ball, "He is from the 'Kingdom of Naples', let me do it."

Hearing this, Wika Bibb suddenly widened his eyes, "Don't say that name!"

that name?

Jon showed a suspicious look, "...your mother's name is also Martha?"

What a mess!

Wicca Bibb roared: "Don't say 'Kingdom of Naples' in front of me!"

look.

It looks like it doesn't matter.

If you poke at the sore spot, you will still get pissed off.

Jon said very seriously, "Kingdom of Naples, Kingdom of Naples, Kingdom of Naples."

Wicca Beardberg:  …

Are you a fucking dog?

Seeing Jon's tone as usual, made Jello and Jonny a lot more relaxed.

The two smiled slightly.

As the saying goes, 'Some people are laughing, others are hard'

The unstoppable Wika Bibb clenched his teeth and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, "Jero Zibelin, do it, don't torture me any more."

Jello sighed, "For the sake of my fellow countrymen, I will bring your ashes back to the motherland and give them to your sister."

Wicca Bibeau did not notice the key point in the other party's words for the first time.

When Jello raised the iron ball, he suddenly shuddered, "Wait!"

Jello, who was about to throw the iron ball, paused slightly.

"You mean my sister? You know my sister? She's not dead?!"

Wika Bibeau was like a machine gun, asking many questions one after another.

Jello hesitated for a moment, and said truthfully: "I once treated a blind girl. My father told me that she was the younger sister of the deceased former kingdom guard Wicca Bibb. Because of her blindness, she was lucky to save her life and left the domestic violence. s husband."

live...

My sister is really still alive!

Wicca Bibeau struggled to get up.

Seeing this, Jello and Jonny warned in unison, "Don't move! If you move, I'll kill you!"

Wicca Bibeau seemed to have never heard of it, but just kept smiling, "Haha, I'm not alone, I still have a home."

Jon squeezed his hand, turned his head and said, "Forget it, spare his life, the desperado who has no worries is dead."

Because there is no concern, there is no hope.

Wicca Bibeau will serve Fani Valentine for a green card.

As Jon said, the outlaw who handled the blasting iron ball is dead.Standing in front of them now is a stranger who cares about his family.

"That's it... Forget it?" Johnny couldn't accept it.

After all, he is more used to making up the knife and eradicating all future troubles.

"This may be the best outcome." Jello retracted the iron ball, "I believe he won't come to trouble us again."

Wicca Bibb pursed his lips and said solemnly, "Jero Zibelin is right, I have no reason to be your enemy anymore."

The conversation turned.

"However, I'm not a person who is willing to accept charity from others. If you leave me alone, I can promise you one thing, anything."

Oh?

Jon had an idea in an instant, "Then, bring us Fannie Valentine's "Saint Body". "

Hearing this, Wicca Bibeau's expression froze.

After a long time, he said solemnly: "Deal."

"Hey, hey, is it really okay to promise so happily?" Jello frowned, "You're going to die."

"I won't die until I return to the 'Kingdom of Naples'." Wicca Bibeau said lightly.

After speaking, he nodded to the three of them as a greeting, and limped towards the horses in the distance.

At the same time, several kilometers away.

"It should be safe to escape here." Polklock wiped the sweat on his forehead. "The line of sight here is wide, and no matter who is chasing after you, you can see it clearly."

Lucy and Luna looked back.

snowy.

Heaven and earth are empty.

Pollock comforted: "Don't worry, I have a hunch, those killers are by no means Jonny Joestar's opponents."

Luna answered naturally, "Of course, brother Jon is omnipotent."

Hearing this, Lucy's expression was extremely unnatural, but at this moment she couldn't care less, "I think we must be mentally prepared, if Jon and the others..."

She paused for a moment, gritted her teeth, and said, "If Jon and the others really failed...failed to catch up...we must find the lame little wolf before the killer!"

Poklock smiled dryly: "No, my intuition has always been accurate."

"Now is not the time to say that."

Lucy knew that Poklok was unusually lucky, but she still believed in science over metaphysics.

Unexpectedly, Poklock corrected very seriously: "Miss, don't underestimate a man's intuition, my premonition tells me that this time we will definitely get through this crisis intact, and maybe we can get some unexpected surprises. "

intuition!intuition!intuition!

Lucy couldn't hold back for a while, "Stop saying such naive words..."

"Shh!"

Suddenly, Polklock raised a finger to his mouth.

"Did you hear?"

Lucy & Luna: ? ? ?

Polklock ignored them and howled to himself.

"Ow!"