Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

In the desert night, my heart hurts and I can't breathe.

--Fanny Valentine

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the next day.

"Okay, Johnny, please repeat the content of "LESSON1". "

"..."

"Johnny? Is Johnny here?"

"No... don't fight with the stand-in, but try to attack the body as much as possible."

"Very good, Jello."

"exist!"

"Please repeat the content of "LESSON2". "

"Usually, when the main body is injured, it will affect the substitute; if the substitute is injured, it will also affect the main body, so be flexible in battle!"

"Very good, then, please repeat the content of "LESSON3". "

"The stronger the mental power, the stronger the avatar's ability. In short, although you believe that the avatar is right!"

While chatting, galloping on horseback.

Jon and Jello were having a lot of fun with their questions and answers.

Jonny squeezed his eyebrows and set his eyes on his left arm.

Although there is no clue from the outside, he can clearly feel that some 'thing' is inhabiting his own flesh and blood.

Jon said this 'stuff' was his chance.

Mind a move.

Jonny's nails spun like razors.

A "miracle" caused by a "stump".

Let him have a substitute.

'TUSK'

Its ability is to spin its nails at high speed, which can be fired like bullets, and can also be used to cut through targets.

how to say?

It is a rather simple, yet practical ability.

Jonny tried it secretly, and the things that rotating nails can do, including but not limited to 'scraping cheese', 'stirring coffee', 'brushing teeth', 'rolling noodles', 'shaving'...

"Hey, Jonny, what are you thinking?"

Suddenly, Jello's voice rang in his ears.

Jonny came back to his senses, shook his head and said, "It's nothing, please don't mind me."

Hearing this, Jello pulled the reins and drove his horse to Jonny's side, "Be serious, Jonny, you have to listen to the class like me."

Johnny:  …

So, it starts again, right?

Under the helpless gaze of Jonny, Jon coughed lightly, ""LESSON4"—the essence of stand-in warfare is intelligence warfare.When facing the enemy, observe more, use your brain more, and make use of your strengths to avoid weaknesses, in order to be invincible. "

The topic changed, "For example, our stalker 300 meters behind us, how do you judge whether he is a substitute messenger, and what is his substitute ability?"

Ok? !

Geralt and Jonny turned around quickly.

really.

Diagonally behind is a spotted horse like a cow hanging in the distance!

"Another killer?" Jello's right hand slid towards the iron ball unconsciously, and said angrily: "One wave after another, it's really endless!"

Jonny's eyes flickered, as if he was considering whether to strike first.

Jon took a look.

Good guy, before you figure out if you're an enemy or a friend, you two are going to go to work?

As expected of a student brought out by my Joe, it can be said to be very NICE~

far away.

Manden Tim suddenly felt a chill, as if he was being targeted by some ferocious beast!

With a wink in his eyes, he pulled out the revolver from the gun pocket.

After investigation, Mandon Tim was 100% sure that the three guys in front were the ones who killed the 'Fanfang Family'.

The thought of such a despicable villain strutting across the free western lands made him feel uneasy from the bottom of his heart.

"Your good days are over!" Mandon Tim whispered.

When the words fell, he clamped the horse's belly.

'Sigh! '

The spotted horse raised its hooves.

After dozens of breaths, he caught up with the three 'murderers'.

"According to Arizona law and the authority given to me by the state security officer, you are under arrest!" Mandon Tim raised his pistol threateningly. "Guys, just keep your hands down and we can save us a lot of trouble."

No one speaks.

In response to him, an iron ball, and a spinning piece of armor!

Mandon Tim hurriedly pulled the trigger.

Unexpectedly, the power of the iron ball and the armor plate is especially stronger than that of the revolver.

The proud cowboy had a bad secret, and quickly summoned a substitute ('Oh, lonely me'), connected his body with a rope, and avoided the attack dangerously and dangerously.

Geralt and Jonny froze.

Then, the two reacted.

"Johnny, use that trick!"

"understand!"

Hearing this, Mandon Tim's heart jumped.

'That trick'?

It's too late, it's too soon.

A green ball appeared in Jello's hand, which was his stand-in - 'Iron Ball Destroyer'

"Oh!"

In the eyes of Mandon Tim, who was facing a great enemy, the 'Iron Ball Breaker' kept spinning like a shooting star!

Dodge, Ken can't dodge.

At the critical moment, Mandon Tim threw his body and folded into a V shape in a strange posture.

'Om. '

When he finished all of this, he inexplicably found the sound of insects in his ears.

Do not......

Not the chirping of insects, but the rapidly rotating armor pieces!

"Take the move! Spinning combo!"

Following the master's words, the 'Iron Ball Breaker' flew over the armor plate, and with the help of a maneuver, it rebounded at an accelerated rate, and hit Mandon Tim's chest without any bias!

"boom."

The proud cowboy fell off his horse, his eyes rolled over and he lost consciousness.

Jon couldn't help but applaud when he saw it, "Wonderful, really wonderful."

From Mandon Tim's appearance to the end of the battle, it took only a minute or two.

Almost a spike!

What else is there to say?

Call 6 and you're done.

Jello is happy.

Jonny was also delighted.

After laughing for a while, here comes the question.

That is......

Do you want to patch?

"Don't look at me, it's you who beat me, it has nothing to do with me." Jon made a bear gesture.

Don't ask Jojo, Jojo doesn't know anything.

Jonny and Jello look at me and I look at you.

In the end, it was Jello who said, "Forget it, let this guy go. It sounds incredible, but my intuition has always been accurate. He should not be a bad guy."

Hearing what Jello said, Jonny, who was planning to cut the weeds and roots, was embarrassed to speak, so he had to echo, "That's it."

'tat' 'tat' 'tat' 'tat'

The hoofs sounded again.

The three walked away.

Four 10 minutes later.

One gray and one black, two fast horses rode side by side.

Seeing Mandon Tim, who was seriously injured and unconscious, Misers Robinson, who was riding the gray horse, tugged at the reins and said solemnly, "Wait, this man has the traces of Gero Zibelin's iron ball on his body."

"Really?" Oyegmoba on the back of the dark horse swept down.

After pondering for a moment, he got off his horse, unscrewed the kettle, and woke Mandon Tim with water.

"Hey." He stared into dead fish-like eyes, "Have you ever seen a blond, blue-eyed, cowboy-dressed man?"

Manden Tim, who was seriously injured, was still not very conscious and asked weakly, "What did you say?"

"I said, have you ever seen a guy with blond hair and blue eyes in a cowboy outfit, his name is Gerlo Zibelin, the section winner of the first stage."

"Jero Zeppelin..." Mandon Tim repeated the name, his eyes widened suddenly, "Jero Zeppelin!?"

Seeing this, Mises Robinson and Oyegmoba looked at each other.

Two illusory figures quietly emerged behind them.

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"STAGE2", the midway outpost.

'Shade' Hotel.

"Finally, I can have a good rest." Jello threw the salute on the bed, "I've been exhausted after running for so many days."

"Jero, if we want to ensure the victory of the second stage, we can only rest here for one night. At five o'clock tomorrow morning, before the sun rises, we have to set off." Jonny reminded softly.

"Got it, Jonny, you're so long-winded." Geral waved his hand indifferently.

Although he doesn't look formal, he actually cares more about winning the 'SBR' competition than anyone else.

At this moment, the chubby waiter shouted from outside the door: "Is player Jero Zebelin here? I have a letter from you here."

letter?

Who will write to Geralt?

Jonny looked at Jello suspiciously.

Jello's heart moved, and he pretended to be relaxed: "Wow, he must be my admirer."

Saying that, he put his hands in his pockets, walked out the door alone, and took the letter with the 'Kingdom of Naples' wax seal from the waiter.

Inside, Jonny pursed the corners of his mouth, as if he was talking to himself, or as if he was deliberately telling Jon, "Jero has a lot of secrets."

"Who doesn't have a secret?" Jon asked, leaning against the bed.

Jonny is speechless.

After a pause, he said again: "Speaking of which, cousin, I have never seen your stand-in before."

I'm not tired of talking about this.

Jon smiled, and a few transparent filaments poked out from behind.

Jonny blinked, "These 'filaments' are your stand-ins?"

"Yeah." Jon nodded.

Jonny frowned.

Although it looks a little curious, it is far less terrifying than what Jero said.

In this way, Jello's heart is really delicate.

the other side.

"To Jello Zibelin.

Fifty kilometers north of this place, we have prepared a "zombie horse" for you, try to get it.

"Zombie Horse" has the effect of eliminating fatigue and healing horses, I think it should be useful to you..."

After reading the entire letter, Geral folded the letter and put it in his pocket.

Then, he sighed softly.

Turning around and returning to the house, Jello put on his usual cheerful smile again, "What's the matter, what are you two talking about?"

"We're talking about cousin's stand-in," Jonny said truthfully.

"Oh?"

Hearing this, Jello became interested.

He quickly pulled a chair and sat down, looking like a good baby.

"My stand-in is not an ordinary stand-in." Anyway, there was nothing left or right, and Jon directly blew the little D classmate into the sky, "Phase shift, dimension shuttle, authority seizure, omnipotent."

It's not over yet.

He cleared his throat and continued, "I won't talk about the pause time, acceleration time, and retrospective time. It's just a little trick, not to mention space confinement, space compression, and space connection. ."

Belittling.

Actually touted.

【Hey, shy (..???..)】

Geralt and Jonny were dumbfounded.

It is obvious that every letter is known, so why does it sound so puzzling that it is combined together.

Taking a deep breath, Jonny praised in a supportive tone: "It's amazing, really, to be honest, it's really amazing."

It's all about acting.

Not a trace of emotion.

Jello was amused by Jonny and slapped his thigh, "Johnny, what is your reaction? Even if you don't care, you don't need to perfunctory Jon like this."

Jon:  …

So, no one believes the truth these days, right?

Talk is booming.

Jello said excitedly: "By the way, I came up with a song in the past few days."

After that, before Jonny and Jon could react, he hummed.

"Pizza~Mozzarella~? Pizza~Mozzarella~? Lela Lera~ Lela Lera~? Lela Lera~ Lela Lera~? Lela Lera~ Lela Lera~? "

That's about it, oh yeah, and there's a second verse, probably repeating the 'Mozarella' part.

What do you think? "

Johnny:  …

Jon:  …

The wheel of fate is still rolling forward.

I don't know if it was because of the influence of Jon's butterfly, the famous 'Pizza Song' came into existence in advance!

Jon clapped his hands stiffly, "I think it's good."

Jonny nodded, "Yes, yes, very good."

The brothers looked at each other.

"You think so too?"

"Certainly, especially the 'Mozarella' part, it sounds ethereal."

"Ah yes yes yes!"

"It will be a big hit when it spreads to Europe!"

"Ah yes yes yes yes!"

"Tooth white, Jello is going to be a star!"

"Let's get an autograph from him right now."

The two of them were like talking cross talk, one sentence after another, making Jelloquan's face red.

He waved his hands again and again, "Hey, how can it be as good as you said."

After a few seconds of silence, Jon and Jonny looked at Jello at the same time, and said in unison, "I'm sorry, I lied."

Immediately, the two looked at each other again.

"It's so funny, what's a 'pizza mozzarella'?"

"Just hilarious."

"Sure enough, you think so too."

"Isn't that obvious?"

Gero:  …

He stared blankly at the Joestar brothers, and after about four or five seconds, he turned his head sharply.

"Enough! You guys who don't know how to appreciate music, I won't be bothering you until tomorrow morning!"

Geral Zibelin, angry.

Jonny and Jon rush to remedy.

"Hey, we're just kidding."

"Hey, Geralt, lookme!"

"I'll treat you to dinner tonight, okay?"

"Did you hear Jello, cousin wants to treat you!"

Jello was unmoved.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

Geralt went to the door without saying a word.

Outside the door, the chubby waiter held a plate of fruit and smiled: "Every contestant, please taste the free fruit provided by the sponsor at this time."

In the desert, fruit is a rarity.

Without thinking much, Jello picked up a honeydew melon.

Unexpectedly, a safety needle with a countdown dial suddenly fell from the honeydew melon.

Jello was somewhat unresponsive.

next second.

The explosion sounded.

'BOOM! '

Meanwhile, outside the hotel.

"My stand-in 'Listen to My Rhythm' (oyeComova) can turn anything it touches into a bomb. Once the safety pin falls off, it will explode. Gero Zebelin and his companions cannot escape."

Oyegmoba said confidently.

On the side, Mises Robinson couldn't help sneering.

Mandon Tim was dumbfounded.

He turned his head stiffly, "There... there are innocent people..."

"so what?"

Oyegmoba asked in disapproval.

Looking up and down Mandon Tim, he warned calmly: "Be honest, cowboy, if you still want to live, don't make me angry."