Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Isn't there such a word.

'It's not easy to learn, but if you learn it badly, you get out. '

Jon felt that the 'golden spirit' passed down by the Joestar family from generation to generation was broken by himself.

Crazy work.

The 'progress bar' is still going up.

[Avatar authority is being seized, the current progress is 45%...]

"Bastard." Wibino turned his head with difficulty, realizing that something was wrong, "I must kill you!"

"Oh."

Jon was unmoved.

On the other hand, the cooperation between Xu Lun and Ames became more and more tacit.

'Freedom of Stone' is treacherous and changeable, and can be attacked or defended.

'Kiss' is extremely powerful and powerful.

Sisters join forces.

The effect highlights a 'brutal'!

Those ordinary felons who were their opponents screamed and fell to the ground.

The two of them fought more and more.

There is a faint red light in the eyes...

At this moment, the lousy old man who had been standing still suddenly jumped into the battlefield.

I saw him flip three laps with his age-appropriate agility, and landed in front of Xu Lun and Ames, "Your abilities are really interesting."

After he finished speaking, he started to warm up by himself, as if he didn't take the two sisters in his eyes, "Using the "line" stand-in, although flexible and changeable, but after watching too much, it's just two tricks to go back and forth. , is not a cause for concern;

Using the "sticker" stand-in, the strength and speed are barely passable, but the moves lack flexibility, which is not worth mentioning. "

The old man shook his hand and continued, "The 'White Snake' told me that there is a very difficult guy among you, which made the old man worry for a long time.

But now it seems that worry is superfluous. "

Yo, what a big breath!

Xu Lun and Ames looked at each other, and invariably raised the middle finger at the bad old man.

The old man didn't take it seriously, and introduced himself: "My name is KENZO, I am 78 years old, and the secret of my health is to sleep for eight and a half hours a day, as well as a cup of "urine therapy" in the morning.

By the way, you know "urine therapy", right? "

Urine......

Urine therapy?

Hearing this word, Xu Lun and Ames almost spit it out.

too disgusting!

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Sweeping over the two of them, Kaizu stretched out a hand with a smile, and in the palm of his hand, a green substitute similar to a compass slowly emerged.

Muttering a few words in a low voice, he turned his back to Xu Lun and Ames without defense, and walked into the distance.

The sisters were stunned.

Immediately, anger erupted.

There must be a limit to despise people!

"Freedom of Stone!"

"kiss!"

It's too late, it's too soon.

Both avatars attack at the same time.

Unexpectedly, Kaizu ignored them at all, walked to a certain position in an orderly manner, turned back and said, "The "good position" is mine, the outcome is already decided. "

Xu Lun & Ames: ? ? ?

'Crack. '

At this moment, the ceiling above the two of them shattered inch by inch, smashing down countless gravel and bricks!

They looked up in disbelief.

The next second, the gravel drowned the figures of the two.

Kazu was not surprised.

Good luck and bad luck go hand in hand.

His 'Dragon Dream' does not have the ability to attack or defend, and its only function is to indicate "good and bad".

'Occupy the "auspicious position", you can be invincible! '

Kazuo believes in this.

And the result was just as he expected

——No need to do anything, the enemy will be finished naturally.

It's really congratulations, congratulations~

The bad old man thought well.

However, Xu Lun and Ames are not people who can die so easily.

'crash crashing'

The stone mound roared.

The two crawled out with blood on their faces, panting heavily.

"Immortal."

Ames' eyes were full of fear.

If it wasn't for Xu Lun's use of the 'Freedom of Stone' web as a buffer at the critical moment, they might have been killed by that pee-drinking monster.

On the side, Xu Lun couldn't help clenching his fists.

First there was John Gerry A and Spotz Marks, and then there was Kaizu...  

Is she really useless, a waste who only knows how to rely on her family?

Take a deep breath.

Xu Lun closed his eyes.

Then open it again!

People live in a breath.

She didn't believe it anymore. Nuoda's 'green dolphin prison' couldn't find an enemy that she could defeat.

"Hey, little girl over there."

Just when Xu Lun was firm in his heart and planned to compete with Kaizu again.

The 'Dragon Dream' in Kaizu's palm suddenly said: "My name is 'Dragon Dream', I am a stand-in for determining the "good and bad position", and I maintain an absolutely neutral position. The reason why the old guy was safe just now is because I told him where the "auspicious position" was.

Coincidentally, the two of you are standing in the "murderous position".

For the sake of fairness, I will tell you the "auspicious position" now, listen carefully..."

'Dragon's Dream' (x)

'Dream of two or five boys' (√)

Kaizu jumped angrily, "Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

The 'Dragon Dream' ignored it and pointed its tail to a certain place, "The "auspicious position" has already appeared, it is there, 'the dry position is 127 degrees, 30 minutes and 15 seconds'! "

After the words fell, Kaizu jumped out like a rabbit.

Xu Lun and Ames met.

Grit your teeth and stomp your feet.

I can't handle that much anymore, rush duck!

This time, the luck of the two is really good.

Although Kaizu was strong, he was too far away.

Xu Lun and Ames came first, and ran to the "auspicious position" one step ahead.

"Good job!"

'Dragon Dream' looked happy.

as an absolutely neutral stand-in.

It only asks for three things:

Fair, fair, or fucking fair!

"Eura!"

I don't know if it's really useful for the "auspicious position", or under the influence of psychological hints, the power of the stand-in is even better.

In short, after occupying the "auspicious position", Xu Lun immediately launched an attack.

The fast-moving Kaizu was hit by the 'Freedom of Stone' and fell heavily to the ground.

"NICEPUNCH!" Ames was overjoyed, and quickly launched a combo, "Come on, kiss."

In terms of destructive power and speed, 'Kiss' is better than 'Freedom of Stone'.

In an instant, the punches were lightning fast!

Kaizu dodged in embarrassment, panicking like a lost dog.

Xu Lun and Ames chased after the victory.

Halfway through the chase, 'Dragon Dream' said again: "Little girl, you are stepping into the "fierce position" again. "

Nani! ?

The two sisters were shocked.

When the goal was achieved, Kaizu laughed wildly, "Unexperienced country girl, the feng shui of "good and bad" is not set in stone, fighting with the old man, you are still too young! "

As he spoke, the huge fan used to exhaust the air crashed down!

This scene is very similar to the scene in the horror movie Xu Lun has seen.

The situation took a turn for the worse!

Ames hugged Xu Lun's waist.

'His. '

The sticker was divided into two, and the two flew backwards in a weird way, returning to the position just now.

BOOM!

Smoke is everywhere.

Staring at the exhaust fan that collapsed on the ground not far away, Ames' forehead was covered with cold sweat, "Good... so dangerous!"

"Ames, what was it just now?" Xu Lun asked in shock and fear.

"Since this is the "auspicious position", of course I have to be careful.When 'Freedom of Stone' hit the old guy, I put stickers on the floor tiles under my feet, and the protruding tiles were held in my hand so that I could come back at any time. "

Ames explained briefly.

Saying that, she looked at Kaizu with a gloomy expression, "Xu Lun, now is not the time to relax, cheer up!"

Hearing this, Xu Lun's eyes narrowed.

Yeah, it's not time to relax yet!

She patted her face to concentrate more.

By now.

If you want to defeat the enemy, you can only keep occupying the "auspicious position".

However, the other party said that '"good and bad" Feng Shui is not static'......

To leave the outcome to the illusory luck?

Xu Lun shook his head secretly.

No.

There must be some way to reverse the "good and bad"!

“风水发生了变化，现在的吉位是‘震方位37度14分7秒’，凶位是‘离方位56度23分15秒’”

'Dragon Dream' really doesn't treat Xu Lun and Ames as outsiders, and the shouting is loud.

Although Kaizu hated his second or fifth child double, he still believed in the "good and bad" position announced by him.

Three steps and two steps, two steps into one step.

The old man's head is just running.

Ames' response is not slow.

Muscle sister is young and strong, and the speed is even three points faster than Kaizu.

Xu Lun hesitated for a second before making up his mind.

Unexpectedly, instead of running to the "good position" with Ames, she rushed to the "bad position".

Kongtiao Xulun, No.1 in reverse charge!

"Haha! This is the old man's."

After all, Kaizu was closer to the "auspicious position", and came to the place where the "Dragon Dream" said before Ames.

Ames secretly said that it was not good, but the movements of his feet did not stop.

"Auspicious position", whoever occupies first is whoever.

But who can occupy the last, who is who!

"die."

Muscle sister Gui controlled 'kiss' and threw a punch.

Unexpectedly, Kaizu was much more flexible than expected!

He lowered his body to avoid the 'kiss' attack and rolled on the spot. He narrowed the distance between him and Ames, stuck out his four fingers like a poisonous snake, and hit the muscular sister Gui's thigh.

Ames was in pain and squatted subconsciously.

Taking this opportunity, Kaizu shoved his hand into Jiegui's mouth with lightning speed.

"Did you know that a direct blow to the fourth neck bone from the mouth can damage the nerves leading to the kidneys and cause drowning."

At this time, Kaizu was like an old cat who joked about his prey.

"Goodbye, stupid little girl."

"Hmm..." Ames seemed to want to say something.

Where will Kaizu give each other a chance, and he will kill him if he doesn't even think about it.

Suddenly, his expression froze.

He looked at his arms wrapped in silk threads like a ghost.

Ames took the opportunity to get out of control and even spit seven or eight saliva, but still failed to reduce the nausea in his heart.

"Damn." She scolded: "For a pervert like you, hell is the best place for you!"

Turning his head, "You said yes, Xu Lun."

Xu Lun next to "The Fierce Position" smiled and said, "That's right, Ames."

The thread, which she glued to Ames.

When Ames approached Kaizu, the silk thread of 'Freedom of Stone' naturally entangled the real enemy.

Xu Lun called this tactic - 'fishing'.

"Damn country girl! How dare you plot against this old man!"

Kezu struggled desperately.

If he didn't want to kill Ames, with his power of observation, he wouldn't have to wait until the silk thread was wrapped around his body to find out the clue.

Xu Lun took back the thread little by little.

The entangled Kaizu rolled around on the ground like a loach.

"'Dragon Dream', damn it, save me!" In the face of the crisis, the immortal couldn't calm down, "I am your master!"

"Sorry, Kaizu, I'm absolutely neutral."'Dragon Dream' said lightly.

"Ah!" Kaizu screamed frantically, resisting desperately.

But how can human strength be compared to 'freedom of stone'?

Xu Lun was like dragging a pig to death, forcibly dragging the bad old man into the "fierce position".

'Dragon Dream' did not forget to remind her, "Left to the left, right, right, a little bit to the left, no, no, you pulled it..."

With this stand-in, He Chou master will not die.

When Kaizu completely entered the "fierce position".

A meteorite fell from the sky without warning!

Kazu.

Can't get up again.

Died at the age of 78.

"Whoo~"

After completely eliminating the enemy, Xu Lun was covered in sweat as if he had just been fished out of the water.

Substitute battle.

This is the stand-in battle.

It is necessary to fight both wit and courage.

Somehow, she thought of her father 'Kujo Jotaro'...

"How many difficult enemies have to be defeated to be called the 'God of War'." Xu Lun murmured.

At this time, Jon in a good mood quietly appeared beside Xu Lun, "Granddaughter, what are you thinking about?"

Xu Lun was startled, so he didn't give Jon a punch.

Controlling her emotions, she said angrily, "You came after you finished fighting?"

"What I said, I saw the performance of you and Ames." Jon smiled, "You did a good job, and I will give you a little red flower."

It stands to reason that with Xu Lun's temperament, he shouldn't be happy when he hears compliments.

But for some reason, there was an inevitable glimmer of joy in her heart.

"Humph!"

She snorted coldly and turned her head awkwardly.

Jon blinked.

No, don't take the arrogant route.

Aojiao has long since retired from the environment.

"Xu Lun!" Ames ran over, "Is Kaizu dead?"

Without waiting for Xu Lun to reply, Jon said affirmatively, "I'm dead, I'm dead, how can I still fake it?"

and many more.

What is 'you shot'.

It means, you summoned the meteorite just now?

Xu Lun and Ames looked at Jon at the same time.

Jon rubbed his nose proudly.

Just when Xu Lun and Ames and Kaizu were in full swing, he successfully seized the permission to use 'Planet Action'.

Of course, normally, each person can only have one stand-in.

After a few more efforts, Xiao D deprived the core ability of 'Planet Action'.

That is to say, the 'Door. Requiem. ACT2' function is added by one, and the primary meteorite summoning technique has been learned.

The one that killed Kaizu just now was Jon's practice.

"Xu Lun, I want to hit him." Ames said quietly.

"If I hadn't been unable to beat him, I would have killed him long ago." Xu Lun echoed.

Jon pretended he didn't hear it, and spread his hands and said, "Okay, I don't need you to remind me about how hated I am, I know it in my heart."

After a pause, he pointed to the top of Xu Lun's head.

"Compared to this, you should pay attention to the little red flower on your head, it is about to bloom."

Xu Lun: ? ? ?