Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

plan......

Succeeded?

Xu Lun looked dazed.

At this moment, Jotaro, who was supposed to be in a vegetative state, suddenly opened his eyes.

React for a few seconds.

Memories flooded in like a flood.

He pressed the brim of his hat, "Yah ah ah."

"Wait for me!"

Xu Lun's eyes were red, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Who can tell me what's going on?"

Jotaro is silent

Then, he looked at Jon.

That probably means - you should come.

Jon blinked, "This is not the place to talk, let's go, let's go to Emporio's."

Xu Lun: (#'д')

......

......

10 minutes later, 'The Ghost House'.

On the sofa, Xu Lun crossed his arms and stared at Jon, "Speak, I'm listening."

Jon laughed dryly, used 'Time Reverse Current' to heal Xu Lun's wounds, and said cautiously, "Remember when I was in prison for inspection, I came a little late?"

Xu Lun frowned and said impatiently, "Remember, what's wrong?"

"Actually..." Jon was a little embarrassed, "I was chatting with 'Jotaro' at that time."

Xu Lun: ? ? ?

She looked at her father.

Jotaro nodded indifferently and admitted it.

"You've known each other long ago?"

Xu Lun scratched his hair irritably.

When I was dying, I sat up startled, the clown was actually me!

Engaged for a long time.

I'm the only one who hasn't read the script.

The lady is flabbergasted.

The aura instantly became dangerous.

Jon quickly explained, "It's not that we knew each other long ago, but 'deliberately befriend'."

After pondering for a moment, he said sincerely: "For me, you and Jotaro are indispensable existences.

You are all my wings! "

Xu Lun: ...

Jotaro:  …

Such a classic scumbag remark was thrown out, and even Amporio couldn't listen to it anymore, and sighed: "Brother Jon, it's too bad."

Jon was stunned.

The blood of the Joestar family is one of the necessary conditions to ascend to "Heaven".

To tell the truth, why is it bad?

"It's just inexplicable."

He muttered softly.

"Yeah, yeah." Afraid that Jon, an off-line guy, would make things more complicated, Jotaro had no choice but to stand up, "Xu Lun, the thing is like this..."

- a few days ago -

somewhere in Africa.

Jotaro returns to the apartment after a day's work.

As soon as he entered the door, he noticed that something was wrong.

Reaching out his hand and pressing down on the brim of his hat, Jotaro silently summoned the 'Platinum Star'.

Unexpectedly, the 'visitor' didn't plan to hide the trace at all, and took the initiative to greet him, "I'm back."

"Who are you?" Jotaro asked blankly.

As he spoke, he controlled the 'Platinum Star' to fly in front of him.

Seeing this, the black-haired young man opposite waved his hands again and again, "Calm down, I have no ill intentions."

"A substitute messenger!"

Jotaro's eyes narrowed.

The black-haired youth felt helpless, so he had to release a big move, "Chengtaro, I'm here for Xu Lun!"

'Xu Lun'?

Hearing this name, Jotaro's momentum stagnated.

The young man breathed a sigh of relief and introduced himself: "My name is Jon Joestar, and I come from another world."

The conversation turned.

"Don't be so nervous, Jotaro, you and I are old acquaintances."

Jotaro said nothing about this.

Because he didn't bother to talk at all.

another world?

Dogs don't believe it!

He stretched out his hand and pointed forward, "Platinum Star. THEWORLD!"

'Om'

Time stopped suddenly.

but......

What Jotaro didn't expect was that the enemy was completely unaffected during the stationary time!

"Great nephew, this trick is useless to me now!"

Jon grinned.

Having mastered part of the "time and space" authority, he is almost immune to most of the abilities of the time and space elements, and 'time still' is no exception.

Jotaro kept his face sullen and controlled the 'Platinum Star' to fight meleely.

In an instant, the fist was as fast as light.

"Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!"

Jon also punched him.

"Ola Ora Ora..."

After shouting a few times, he didn't feel very good.

Decisively changed his mouth and said: "No lance, no lance, no lance, no lance, no lance!"

exactly!

It's this taste.

Jotaro: ? !

Outrageous Mom opened the door for outrageous - outrageous home!

There is one thing to say, how can you use the flesh to compete with the substitute?

Also, isn't it possible that only the avatar can attack the avatar?

The style of your stand-in messenger is not right!

The kung fu of the boxing, two seconds passed in a hurry.

Time flow returned to normal.

Jon found an opportunity, jumped out of the battle circle, and said, "Jotaro, we don't need to fight."

Chengtaro still pretended not to speak and pretended to be a master.

In the blink of an eye, Jon had an idea.

With a slap of both hands, the 'gate of time and space' opens!

"Yah ah ah."

"Yah ah ah."

As the saying goes, 'The fragrance of rice flowers says a good year, and you listen to the sound'.

In Jotaro's shocked eyes, two younger versions of 'self' appeared without warning.

Rao is because he is used to seeing strong winds and waves, but his scalp still feels numb.

What a strange ability!

The two Jotaros who were summoned looked at each other and said in unison, "Long time no see."

After saying hello, they looked at Jon.

"Tell me, what do you need me to do?"

"What about the promised dolphin? When will you give it to me!"

After the words fell, the atmosphere became a little weird.

White-robed Jotaro (four) and black-robed Jotaro (six) involuntarily stared at the student outfit Jotaro (three).

Little brother, you are wrong!

Jotaro in the student costume pressed down on the brim of his hat and tried his best to cover his face, "Yah ah ah."

"When is it, why are you still thinking about dolphins?" Jon coughed dryly, pretending to be angry, "Hurry up and explain to yourself in 20 years, who I am!"

Three black lines appeared on the forehead of Jotaro in the student outfit.

He took a deep breath and said word by word, "Jon Joestar, an unbelievable bastard!"

Jon:  …

Ask, how to hurt the heart of a 19-year-old youth with a heart of steel?

A: Just don't buy him a dolphin.

Jon was defeated and apologized, "When I go back, I will open a private aquarium for you."

Say it.

The expressions of admiration flashed across the faces of Jotaro in white and Jotaro in black.

Private aquarium?

so good~

Jon was speechless again.

Marine life control or something, it's really scary!

Closer to home.

There were students dressed as Jotaro and Shirai Jotaro, and the black Jotaro finally believed Jon's words.

Immediately afterwards, the three of them started chatting while sitting on the sofa like old friends they hadn't seen for many years.

"Pink bottlenose dolphins are so cute."

"agree."

"Coincidentally, the main direction of my research the year before last was the living habits of pink bottlenose dolphins..."

From favorite marine creatures to work and life, to emotional experiences and parenting heart sutras.

If it weren't for the conditions, the three of them would have cut off chicken heads and burned yellow paper to become brothers of the opposite sex!

Jon squeezed the space between his brows, bit the bullet and interjected, "That..."

They both turned their attention to Jon.

Jon cleared his throat and asked, "Do you remember DIO?"

DIO, Dior Brando, the golden retriever vampire.

The three nodded.

Jon continued: "The Hundred-footed Insect is dead but not stiff. Although DIO was torn to pieces, his loyal subordinates have not forgotten this hatred.

There is a priest named Enrique Pucci, whose relationship with DIO is unclear. He inherited DIO's legacy and has always been secretly planning to use the blood of the Joestar family to ascend to "heaven". "

All three of them have read DIO's diary, and naturally they are not unfamiliar with the word "paradise".

After hearing what Jon said, Jotaro in black seemed to have thought of something, his face became ugly, "You said just now that you came here for Xu Lun, could it be..."

Jon said solemnly: "That's right, Father Pucci cooperated with John Gerry, another DIO subordinate, to design Xu Lun together."

It's better not to listen to this.

Upon hearing this, Jotaro in black and Jotaro in white stood up abruptly.

Damn cubs!

How dare you plot against my daughter?

Instead of putting your Euler on three and a half pages, I will write the words 'Kujo Jotaro' upside down!

The student Chengtaro who was not in love also stood up, raised his hand and pressed the brim of his hat, "Jon, where is the enemy?"

As we all know, Platinum Orangutan > Platinum Star > Platinum Monkey.

Seeing myself at the age of 28 and myself at the age of 41 is just a joke, the real "God of War", it has to be me, a 19-year-old college student who is afraid of school violence.

"Well, don't worry." Jon squeezed his hands. "From another point of view, this is not a bad thing."

Three: ? ? ?

Jon explained: "It used to be that the enemy was in the dark and we were in the light.

Now the situation has just reversed, we are in the dark, the enemy is in the light. "

After pondering for a moment, he smiled and asked back, "Don't you wonder what it's like to go to "heaven"? "

The language is not amazing and the endless death belongs to yes.

The three Jotaro looked at each other.

For a while, I didn't know how to speak.

Through DIO's diary, they learned that seven necessary conditions must be met to ascend to "heaven".

Necessary condition [-]: Stand-in "world"

Prerequisite [-]: A trustworthy "friend"

Necessary Condition Three: 36 Heinous "Souls"

Necessary Condition [-]: Fourteen "Code Words"

Necessary condition [-]: "Courage" to give up everything

Necessary condition six: After absorbing the souls of 36 sinners, a "brand new self" will be born, and the "brand new self" awakens, requiring a trusted "friend" to say fourteen "code words".

Necessary condition seven: "location", latitude 28 degrees 24 minutes north, longitude 80 degrees 36 minutes west, waiting for the arrival of the "new moon".

Then--

"Heaven" will open!

(By the way, there is only one condition for Jotaro to go to "heaven": DIO ascends to heaven)

Jotaro Kuroko lowered his voice, "I want to ensure Xu Lun's safety more than the boring thing of going to 'heaven'. "

"But the problem is..." Jon spread his hands, "The balance of 'fate' has begun to tilt. Whether you like it or not, Enrique Pucci will eventually ascend to "Heaven". By then, All will die. "

'Fate' is on Father Pucci's side.

The descendants of the Joestar family are bound to flank Father Pucci, and their actions will ultimately help him get to heaven, whether intentional or not.

That is to say, before Father Pucci starts the world reset, no matter how hard the Joe family tries, it is impossible to eliminate him.

The most typical example is that when Father Puqi was about to be killed by the "weather forecast", Xu Lun happened to hit him with a car. The impact force saved the priest and took the opportunity to complete the counter-kill...

What is this called?

Son of Destiny!

Jotaro?

After cutting several versions in a row, the environment has long since been retired.

Jotaro in student clothes and Jotaro in white clothes are convinced of Jon's words.

They defeated DIO, Yoshikage Kira and Diablo together after all.

Black-robed Jotaro was silent.

After a long time, he sighed, "So, what's your plan?"

Jon raised a finger, "The plan is very simple - obey the arrangement of fate, at the critical moment, steal the final fruit!"

With a look of hope on his face, he said: "Under the witness of Enrique Pucci, the Joestar family and the friends of the Joestar family will go to "Heaven" together and reap their own happiness. "

Just like when he started 'Insect Arrow', Jon has never been a stingy person.

Since we want to go to "heaven", let's go there together.

The more people the more lively!

This word...

Why does it sound so unreliable.

Kuro-clothed Jotaro asked: "How to do it? If you can't say a word, Enrique Pucci will obediently give up his place in "Paradise". "

"It's easy!"

Jon snapped his fingers.

In the blink of an eye, classmate D quietly appeared behind him.

The Jotaros were startled.

what the hell!

[Woohoo, I was disliked T^T]

Jon patted little classmate D's waist (because his head was too high to reach), and said via voice transmission: "Don't be sad, you are the prettiest in my eyes."

【partner! DASUIKIヾ(??▽?)ノ】

The Jotaros would never have imagined that a stand-in who looks so low on SAN value can have such rich inner drama.

Jon coughed dryly.

"My 'Door. Requiem. ACT2' has undergone many evolutions and has the ability to implant a 'thought stamp'.

Jotaro (in black), if you can trust me, I will plant a... er, 'virus' in your sea of ​​consciousness, and erase the memory of your encounter with me.

Of course, once the 'virus' leaves your body, your memory will automatically recover, which means that our plan has been successful. "

How to hack?

Of course it's a Trojan horse!

Don't you 'white snake' love to draw discs.

OK, I personally made a pirated CD for you to try!

Jotaro Kuro was hesitant.

To be honest, he wanted to save Xu Lun in his own way.

However, when he met the eyes of the two young himself, he felt inexplicably relieved.

The one who knows yourself best is yourself.

If 'I' think Jon is credible.

Well, he is willing to gamble once!

Black-robed Jotaro said solemnly, "I have no problem, you can start anytime."

Jon expressed his understanding, and the transparent filament that controlled Xiao D's classmate drilled into the black-robed Jotaro's body.

that scene...

Pretty spooky!

The whole process lasted about 10 minutes or so.

The black-robed Jotaro fell into a drowsy sleep.

His body has been implanted with the avatar of the little D classmate (the little D classmate No. [-].DISC form).

Moreover, in order not to leave any mistakes, even the memory of the encounter was erased by Jon.

When all this is done, Jon exhales.

After a few words of greetings, the students dressed as Jotaro and Shiroi Jotaro also returned to their respective worlds along the 'Gate of Time and Space'.

was about to leave.

The connection in the dark holds the thread behind Xiao D's classmate.

That silk thread belonged to Xu Lun, who had not seen each other for a few days.

Jon smiled bitterly, "I really don't have a moment to spare."

Saying that, he dodged into the 'inner world'

——Time goes back to the present——

Xu Lun was numb.

She listened to everything Jotaro told, just like listening to a book from heaven.

If it weren't for the world going crazy.

That......

She must be crazy!