Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Moonlight shone into the cell.

The scene was eerily quiet.

Jon turned his head, "Well, put on your pants first."

Xu Lun didn't speak, and stared blankly at the stranger who suddenly appeared in the cell.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Five full seconds passed.

She suddenly came back to her senses, her face flushed red.

Jon felt helpless, "So, why don't you put your pants on first?"

Hearing this, Xu Lun was shocked, and quickly grabbed the waistband of his pants and lifted them up, putting on his fat and outer pants.

Jon breathed a sigh of relief.

Shouldn't it be extraordinarily jealous when relatives meet each other?

Why did you get so red when you got here?

Having said that, if you dare to generate electricity by yourself in the detention center, how the hell did you educate your daughter, nephew!

what?

Is an unscrupulous oceanographer often away from home?

That's fine.

Xu Lun gritted his teeth, "Who are you!"

She quickly swept through the intact cell door, "Also, how did you get in?"

"That's a long story." Jon laughed dryly, "First, let me introduce myself—

I'm Jon, Jon Joestar. "

'Jostar'?

Xu Lun was slightly taken aback.

It looks like his grandmother, He Li, whose original surname is 'Jostar'.

She stared at Jon suspiciously, shook her head suddenly, and said sternly, "No, you haven't answered my question yet!"

"I've already answered." Jon spread his hands like a little bear, "I'm Jon Joestar, your grandma's younger brother, your father's uncle, as for how I got in..."

He raised a finger, "I have many abilities, one of which is to travel through the 'gate of time and space'.

In other words, I am from another world. "

Xu Lun, who has not awakened to 'Freedom of Stone', doesn't believe in Jon at all, "Traveling? Do you think I'm a three-year-old?"

Wait a moment.

These are not the point!

Not knowing what to think, Xu Lun twisted.

She bit the bullet and said, "You...you saw it just now...it's me...that..."

Jon shook his head, "No."

[This is a lie. 】

Jon's expression was unusually calm, "It's too dark, I can't see anything."

[Disdain, this Jon is so disdainful that he actually deceived his granddaughter! 】

Hearing this, Xu Lun's face became better, and his emotions were much calmer.

Jon couldn't help but praise himself.

It's really yours, Jojo.

Oscar does not have you, the gold content drops at least three levels.

[Show face, partner, I'm too lazy to complain...]

"Shut up!" Jon said in his heart angrily.

Then, he looked at Xu Lun with a solemn expression.

"Listen to what I said next, don't be afraid.

I'm from another world, and, indeed, I'm part of the Joestar family. "

Jon pulled his neckline and showed Xu Lun the star-shaped birthmark on the back of his neck, "You, your father, and your grandma also have the same birthmark, I'm right."

Xu Lun unconsciously covered his back shoulder with his hand and remained silent.

Seeing this scene, Jon knew that the other party had begun to believe his words, and hit the railroad while it was hot: "Although your father never let you touch some dangerous things, our Joestar family does have power that is difficult for ordinary people to grasp.

This kind of power is called 'substitute'. "

Saying that, he snapped his fingers.

The prison door is open.

Xu Lun suddenly bounced off the bed.

Jon smiled, "Don't be nervous, this is just to show you my abilities a little."

"You..." Xu Lun felt a little confused, and said incoherently: "Just now... was your substitute...but... how is this possible?! "

Think about it and know how ordinary people will react when exposed to supernatural powers.

Jon 'tsk'.

Ah Qiang, you're a lot of harm!

Just then, a young policeman walked past the door.

Seeing the open cell door, and then looking at Xu Lun and Jon in the cell, his face turned pale.

However, before the police blew the whistle, Xiao D flew out at a speed that was imperceptible to the naked eye, and touched the other's eyebrow with his finger.

'Izanami' activated (crossed out)

'Thought Stamp' implanted!

Jon waved to the person outside the door, "You didn't come here tonight, you've been lying on the table and sleeping."

"Yes, I've been lying on the table sleeping."

The policeman nodded like a puppet and staggered away.

Xu Lun, who couldn't see the substitute, was too scared to speak.

This is......

witchcraft?

Jon seemed to hear the voice of the other party.

Turning his head, he smiled and said, "Look, this is the power of a substitute."

"Well."

Xu Lun couldn't help swallowing.

Suddenly, she reacted and grabbed Jon's arm, "Whether you have crossed over or not, you can take me out of this ghost place, right!"

Jon blinked, "It's possible..."

Before he finished speaking, Xu Lun became excited, "Then take me out! I'm looking for my boyfriend!"

"What kind of boyfriend are you looking for?" Jon looked straight, "Break me up!"

"Clam?"

Xu Lun was unhappy, "Who do you think you are..."

"I'm your uncle and grandpa, and you are my granddaughter." Jon replied solemnly.

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Xu Lun was too lazy to listen to Jon's 'nonsense' any more, so he stopped begging the other party and ran to the door directly.

Jon pointed a little.

'Om'.

'Space confinement' takes effect.

Xu Lun froze instantly like a fish sealed in cement.

"Silly boy, what about your unfortunate boyfriend who is thinking about you? He was sold and he counted the money." Jon, who had read the script of "The Sea of ​​Destruction", said earnestly, "Don't think about it, bump into it. A perfect person makes you thunder, can you be a good person?"

"Crap!"

A girl in love can't listen to anything else at all.

Xu Lun looked unhappy.

Jon is happy.

Not to mention, the sentence 'Yaka Mawashi' has a bit of Jotaro's feeling.

He approached Xu Lun, stretched out his hand and pinched the two Mickey Mouse ears on the other's head.

emmm...

General feel.

"What are you doing...let me go..." Xu Lun's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and his mouth still refused to give in, "I warn you...if you want to treat me How about...my boyfriend will never let you go!"

hard.

Fist hardened.

Jon raised his hands in surrender, "It's scary~"

He walked directly across from Xu Lun and said word by word, "In order not to let your boyfriend trouble me, I can only go and kill him first."

"You dare!" Xu Lun's eyes were red.

Jon unceremoniously gave the silly girl a shudder, "You must be polite when you talk to your elders."

(A certain unnamed 'J' organization agent BOSS: You are playing double standards, right? You are not respectful when you talk to me?)

Xu Lun was bulging, and his forehead was visibly red.

Jon smiled, "I won't hurt you, you can rest assured about that."

After a pause, he continued, "When it's dawn, your lawyer will find you and give you a few things.

The most important of these, is an amulet in the shape of a beetle...

Also, don't believe any of the lawyer's words, because he was hired by your boyfriend to get you down. "

After the words fell, Jon snapped his fingers.

'Space confinement' lifted.

Xu Lun silently took a few steps back and looked at Jon in shock.

Jon shrugged.

"That's it, believe it or not."

......

......

Jon is right.

At dawn, the potbellied policeman came to Xu Lun's cell, "Kong Tiao Xu Lun, someone wants to see you."

Xu Lun took a deep breath and looked at a corner of the cell.

The policeman was furious, "Hey, what are you dawdling at!"

Xu Lun pursed his lips, walked to the door honestly, and asked the police to handcuff him.

Speechless all the way.

Xu Lun came to the meeting room.

Her exclusive lawyer has been waiting here for a long time.

Seeing Xu Lun, the lawyer said in an orderly manner: "Xu Lun, your charges are theft and hit-and-run.

Since you already have a previous conviction for theft twice, you cannot be released on bail.

Here's the thing...

Next, you will be sent to the 'Green Dolphin Prison' detention center, where you will be tried. "

Xu Lun sat quietly, staring at the lawyer.

The lawyer adjusted his tie unnaturally and asked, "What's the matter, is there any problem?"

"No~" Xu Lun dragged his tone.

After pondering for a few seconds, she said "tsk" unhappily.

"I said, Mr. Lawyer, what is a criminal record for theft? Didn't I just borrow someone else's motorcycle to ride, as for?

And now I'm bringing out old accounts from when I was 14 years old..."

Xu Lun slammed the table, "In short, I'm innocent. Since you've received the money, you must do your best to defend me!"

The lawyer nodded solemnly, "Of course, I will try my best."

Xu Lun stared at the lawyer's eyes and couldn't see any flaws, so he had to temporarily hold his doubts in his heart.

She changed her words, "When can I see my mother?"

"This is not possible for the time being." The lawyer said in a deep voice, "However, Madam is very worried about you and asked me to bring you something."

Saying that, he motioned the police officer in charge of surveillance to hand over a tray to Xu Lun.

In the tray are clothes, magazines, and skincare and toiletries.

And, of course, the talisman Jon was talking about!

Xu Lun froze in his heart and subconsciously picked up the amulet.

Unexpectedly, the sharp spike pierced her hand!

"FK!"

The eloquent American scolded blurted out.

Xu Lun was in pain, and suddenly threw the amulet far away.

The lawyer was unmoved and explained, "This amulet was specially given to you by your father Jotaro Kujo.

He's doing research somewhere in Africa right now, and I'm afraid it won't be a while before he comes back to see you. "

"Look at me?"

Xu Lun rubbed his fingers, showing disdain, "How could someone like him come to see me...

By the way, when will we meet next time? "

"If there is no accident, the next time we meet, it should be in the detention center of the 'Green Dolphin Prison'." The lawyer slowly got up. "Xu Lun, I've wronged you these days."

The brief visit ends.

Xu Lun returned to the cell.

Next, she will go to the detention center of the 'Green Dolphin Prison'.

However, because the transport vehicle to transfer the suspect is not always available, Xu Lun has to wait in the cell for a while.

When the police walked away, she looked at a corner of the cell, "Jon Joestar, are you there?"

No one answered.

Xu Lun scratched his hair.

Is everything that happened last night just a dream?

Otherwise, there is something wrong with my mind...

Xu Lun sat down and twitched the corners of his mouth, "Think about it too, how can there be such incredible things as time-travel and stand-ins."

"That's right."

Jon, who appeared from behind Xu Lun at some point, nodded lightly while holding his 'mouse ears'.

Xu Lun: ...

Turning around abruptly, escaping from someone's claws, Xu Lun stared at Jon angrily, "Don't do such a boring thing again!"

Jon pouted, "Boring? I find it interesting."

To be fair, one counts as one, who isn't interested in the doughnut on the furry head and the tug on Xu Lun's head?

Xu Lun was speechless.

Jon smiled, "How about that, did your lawyer give you that amulet?"

Mentioning this, Xu Lun's face was a bit ugly, "I...was stabbed...and accidentally..."

"I lost it accidentally, right?" Jon said with an indifferent expression, "It's okay, just throw it away."

Xu Lun: ? ? ?

Jon put his hands in his pockets, and the old god said, "Some things, the more you try to grab them, the easier it is to lose them."

Xu Lun shook his head, "I don't understand."

Jon blinked, "When the time comes, you'll understand."

the damn guy...

Why are you babbling?

Xu Lun frowned.

Just then, the police came.

Jon first entered the 'inner world' and said to Xu Lun, "Face your fate bravely, Xu Lun.

This time, I will help you. "

"and many more."

Xu Lun still had a lot to ask.

However, Jon has disappeared.

The policeman walked to the door of the cell and said arrogantly: "Suspect number 2201, get out, it's time for you to move the nest."

Xu Lun got up.

Take a deep breath.

......

......

Xu Lun was not the only one in the transport car that transferred the suspect. Ames Rostillo from the prison next door was also in this car.

Ames sat carefree and said casually: "Hey, Xu Lun, don't you always say that you are innocent? Why are you going to the 'Green Dolphin Prison' just like me!"

"Of course I'm innocent." Xu Lun looked worried, "After the trial, everything will be revealed."

was talking.

Suddenly, a strange voice came from her ear, "We will cross the bridge in 10 minutes."

Ok?

Xu Lun raised his head and asked suspiciously, "Are we coming?"

Ames was puzzled, "Xu Lun, this car is airtight, how did you know we were coming."

Xu Lun was stunned, "Didn't you just talk?"

At this time, the policeman in the cab opened the iron window and said to the guard in the car: "We will be there in 10 minutes, get ready for the handover."

Ames reacted for a few seconds, his eyes suddenly widened, "Xu Lun, you..."

Xu Lun shook his head, "I don't know what's going on, but my hearing is inexplicably sharpened."

Ames opened his mouth, scratched his dreadlocks, and smiled dumbly: "Xu Lun, you are really an interesting guy.

My name is Ames Rostillo. "

"Good to meet, Ames." Xu Lun shook hands with Ames.

Seeing Xu Lun's good character, Ames pondered for a moment, then vaguely reminded: "Xu Lun, this is your first time in prison, do you have any cash on you?"

cash?

Xu Lun was stunned, and said casually, "I should bring it."

After the words fell, with a 'slap' sound, several stacks of thick banknotes fell onto Xu Lun's lap.

Xu Lun and Ames: (O_O)?!

The two looked at each other, and both saw deep shock from the other's eyes.

"Wait!" The sharp-eyed Ames suddenly found something and lowered his voice: "There are words on it."

Xu Lun took a look.

really.

The outermost banknote, the ink is still wet.

She took it out and said softly: 'It's time to eat, drink, my good granddaughter, don't wrong yourself. '

Xu Lun: ...

Don't ask, it's the love of my uncle and grandpa.

......

......

Using money to clear the way, Xu Lun's 'transfer to prison' was exceptionally smooth.

In addition, Ames was not beaten by the prison guards as in the original fate.

Enter the solitary cell of the detention center.

Xu Lun swept around and put his things on the bed.

Then, she said, "Come out."

After the words fell, Jon walked out of the 'inner world' and smiled: "Kiss or not, family.

How about it?Grandpa still loves you. "

"I said, can you stop taking advantage of me, you obviously look about my age." Xu Lun rolled his eyes.

After pondering for a moment, she hesitated to reach out, "Anyway, I still want to thank you, I will find a way to pay back the money.

emmm...

There is one more thing to trouble you.

Help me to find out, is this what you call a 'substitute'? "

Jon's expression turned solemn, and he grabbed Xu Lun's hand.

In the palm of the hand, the filaments are looming under the skin.

"You..." Jon shook his head.

Xu Lun was so nervous that he didn't even dare to breathe.

"Your lifeline is too short, and it is not a long life at first glance."

Jon pursed his lips regretfully.

Xu Lun: ? ? ?

Who asked you to show me your palmistry!

Also, what is 'not a long life at first sight'?

Bah, bah, it's really bad luck!

Agitated, the silk thread in Xu Lun's palm suddenly shot out from her fingertips, wrapping around Jon's forearm in a strange way.

"Hi!" Xu Lun was startled, and instinctively took a breath.

Jon was not surprised, and said solemnly: "See, your stand-in can turn your body into a thread and manipulate it freely."

"Manipulating the line..." Xu Lun silently repeated Jon's words.

Jon rolled his eyes, "Everything in the world has a name, and the stand-in is no exception. So, you have to give it a name."

After a pause, he smiled and said, "If you don't have a clue, I have a ready-made name here."

Ok?

Xu Lun looked at Jon suspiciously.

Jon raised a finger, "Since your avatar has the ability to control the wire, why not call it-'Teletubbies'!"

Xu Lun: ∑(O_O;)

'Teletubbies' is a name that people on earth can come up with?

She vetoed without thinking, "No!"

Jon looked very regretful, "What's wrong, how cute."

"In short, no, no, no!" Xu Lun was resolutely unwilling to give in, "I am the master of my stand-in!"

Jon sighed helplessly.

Immediately, he pulled out a folding chair from his personal space and sat down.

"Since that's the case, I won't be verbose about the avatar name.

Next, I want to talk to you about Destiny. "

'destiny'

This is the second time Xu Lun has heard this word.

She crossed her arms and sat on the bed opposite Jon, "Go ahead, I'm listening."

"Then I'll just say it straight, Xu Lun, not long after, to be precise, March 21 next year..." Jon said calmly, "You will be killed."

I just said that my lifespan is short, and now I say that I will be killed.

Belonging to is echoed from beginning to end.

Xu Lun didn't care, "Really?"

"Not only you, but your father will also be killed."

Jon stretched out his hand and pointed to the star-shaped birthmark on the back of his neck, "The blood of the Joestar family will surround the murderer and ascend to "heaven". "

This is getting more and more outrageous.

Xu Lun pouted, "What else?"

ed.

Continue editing.

I believe you one punctuation counts me lose.

"No more." Jon spread his hands, "That's all I have to say."

Xu Lun blinked, "The story is good."

Hearing this, Jon laughed.

'I didn't know what the song meant when I first heard it, but when I heard it again, it was already the person in the song'

My stupid granddaughter, you will beg me in the future.

Talking is over.

Jon stood up and said, "Since you don't believe me, I won't waste my words.

When you want to find me, remember to pat the star birthmark on the back shoulder three times. "

After speaking, he nodded slightly, dragged the folding chair into the 'inner world', and disappeared instantly.

Xu Lun pursed the corners of his mouth, looked down at the palm that was restored to its original state, and looked at the place where Jon had disappeared, his expression uncertain.

She really didn't believe Jon's 'gibberish'.

but......

Xu Lun shook his head and murmured in a voice that could only be heard by himself: "Even if that guy really has the ability to predict, it is impossible for me to be killed."

After pondering for a moment, she snorted coldly.

"I'm not easy to mess with Xu Lun!"

......

......

Time flies by.

Jon didn't show up again.

And Xu Lun finally got the opportunity to meet with a lawyer.

"I have bad news here." The lawyer still wore a burgundy suit and spoke slowly.

"Xu Lun, the prosecutor thinks it was you who drank alcohol and stole a car and caused the traffic accident."

A hint of suspicion flashed in Xu Lun's eyes, "Stealing a car? What about Romeo, what did he say!"

"He said that the car was indeed stolen." The lawyer said solemnly.

Ah this...

Xu Lun's mentality collapsed.

"What's the matter? He clearly told me that the car belongs to his family!"

The lawyer ignored the annoyed Xu Lun and continued, "So, Romeo was driving that day?"

Xu Lun subconsciously wanted to deny it.

Because she loves Romeo.

For 'love', she is willing to cover up her first love!

But Jon's face flashed inexplicably in his mind.

Xu Lun hesitated.

At the same time, a voice sounded in her heart - 'Don't believe any of that lawyer's words, because he was hired by your boyfriend to make you beat me.' '

Xu Lun was extremely confused.

The lawyer's eyes flickered slightly, and he asked again, pretending to be nothing, "Xu Lun, was Romeo driving the car that day?"

Xu Lun opened his mouth.

Finally, she nodded hard, "Yes."

Ok?

The lawyer was stunned.

No, why don't you play cards according to the routine?

To be fair, a deceitful little girl like you shouldn't just be fooled by someone and help others to take the blame?

Xu Lun noticed that the lawyer's expression was wrong, and immediately raised 12 vigilance.

Did Romeo really...

Xu Lun remained silent.

The lawyer suddenly came back to his senses, covered his gaffe with indifference, and said, "Since it's not your car, it's easier to handle."

Xu Lun leaned forward slightly, "What do you mean?"

"You can get out of jail, but before that you have to sign a series of guarantees to make sure your testimony has the force of law."

As the lawyer spoke, he took out a huge mess of documents from his briefcase.

"Sign them and you'll be free again."

Xu Lun glanced at the thick stack of documents.

After pondering for a long time, she suddenly smiled, "I refuse."

"What?" The lawyer thought he heard it wrong. "What did you just say?"

Xu Lun gritted his teeth and said word by word, "I said, I won't sign these bullshit!"

"I think you may have misunderstood these letters of guarantee..."

The lawyer wants to say something.

Suddenly, Xu Lun slammed his fist on the bulletproof glass, "Stop talking nonsense, you and Romeo are together!"

His mind was pierced, and a trace of panic inevitably flashed on the lawyer's face.

Although only for a brief moment.

However, Xu Lun still caught it.

"really!"

Xu Lun's mood continued to sink.

What flowers before the next month.

What eachother.

It's all a lie!

"Xu Lun, what are you talking about?" The lawyer wanted to make a final attempt, "I am your exclusive lawyer, how could it be possible to harm you with outsiders!"

Still acting?

Think I'm a fool!

Xu Lun's eyes almost burst into flames.

Feeling the master's anger, the unnamed blue stand-in flew out directly from behind her, shattering the bulletproof glass with a fist, and grabbing the lawyer's hair rather roughly.

"Wait......"

Before the words of begging for mercy were spoken, the lawyer's face came into intimate contact with broken glass.

a bit!Twice!Three times!

Emotional outbursts.

Xu Lun is out of control!

Hearing the movement, the prison guards who met outside quickly rushed in and stopped Xu Lun neatly.

"Let go of me!" Xu Lun shouted.

The body was in danger, and the blue stand-in immediately let go of the lawyer and flew towards several prison guards with a grim expression.

However, before it could swing a fist strong enough to pierce the bulletproof glass, the prison guard's electric shock device made Xu Lun lose consciousness first.

The riots came to an abrupt end.

......

......

Half an hour later, court.

"Defendant Kong Tiao Xu Lun was charged with theft, murder, throwing a corpse, and intentional injury.

Unforgivable crime, sentenced to 17 years in prison! "

After reading out a series of crimes, the judge dropped the trial hammer with a serious expression.

Xu Lun, who was locked in the bondage clothes, roared, "I didn't kill anyone, I'm innocent!"

On the side, a lawyer with a bandage on his head said casually, "Give it up, Xu Lun, from the judge to the jury, they are all from Master Romeo...

Don't resist, it's useless to resist, you should go to jail obediently. "

His exposed eyes revealed a look of resentment, "It's only 17 years, soon."

"No! I don't want it!" Xu Lun didn't want to be thrown into prison for nothing, and shouted, "Jon! Come out! I know you're here!"

No one responded.

The judge just thought Xu Lun was crazy, waved his hand impatiently, and asked the prison guards to take her away.

"let me go!"

Being restrained by the prison guards, Xu Lun struggled desperately.

The lawyer's mouth twitched into a sneer.

There is a saying that goes well - 'the person who wronged you knows more than you how wronged you are'.

Xu Lun was extremely anxious.

She tried to summon a substitute.

However, in the case of mental instability, the stand-in simply cannot exert its due strength.

Threads are broken inch by inch.

The damage was transmitted to the body, but instead made her fall into stress shock.

that's it.

Xu Lun was put in the 'Green Dolphin Prison' in a coma.

Sentence—

17 years and three months.