Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Hey, I poke!

It’s time to say it or not.

This domineering action made Asuka act a bit cute and naive.

The weapon is a good weapon.

People...

Not necessarily.

Compared to the infected Unit-03, Unit-02's movements are still too slow.

The black body is like a beast.

While blocking, he also grabbed the tip of the Pilang Light Force Gun.

Asuka: !!!

not good.

An ominous premonition suddenly arose.

Before she could react, the corroded Unit-03 exerted force with both arms and forcibly lifted up the spear along with Unit-02.

Asuka fought back hard.

Unfortunately, it was ultimately no match for the runaway Unit-03.

A pull and a swing.

Unit 02 was thrown out and fell straight into the ground, completing the reproduction of the famous scene.

"Can you do this?" Shinji said sarcastically, but his hand never stopped pulling the trigger.

Ta-ta-ta-ta!

Bullets hit Unit 03's body like a torrential rain.

Rei Ayanami narrowed her eyes and suddenly ran backwards.

"What? Unit 00 has left the battlefield!" Countless people who were watching this battle showed expressions of disbelief.

Anyone could escape from the battlefield except Ayanami Rei!

This is indeed the case.

Rei Ayanami simply distanced herself from the two of them and had no intention of escaping.

"Shinji-kun," she said, "some wind."

Since souls already exist, what's wrong with me performing some magic?

Shinji understood and simply threw away the useless machine gun and swung back violently.

call!

The wind howled.

Rei Ayanami draws her bow.

Command Room——

Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses up: "What is she doing?"

No one could give him an answer.

but it does not matter.

The answer presented itself.

But then a green longbow appeared in Unit-0's hand.

Ikari Gendo lost his balance and nearly fell down.

However, Fuyutsuki Kozo smiled nervously: "First a gun, then a bow and arrow? How romantic."

Romantic, sister, romantic.

Gendo Ikari really doesn't like the feeling that everything is out of control.

He wanted to ask.

Where on earth did that gun and that bow come from?

But think about it for a moment.

Only evil people can do such a weird thing.

"Jon..." Ikari Gendō silently muttered the name, and unconsciously fixed his eyes on the Unit-01 piloted by his own son: "Everyone has one, you must have one too."

I guessed it right, but unfortunately there is no prize.

Shinji helped Rei Ayanami summon the Shudrome Bow, and with a clap of his hands, a hexagram-shaped circle appeared on the ground.

"Shine the Ruyi Sword!"

Accompanied by some extremely embarrassing lines, a long sword was held in the hand of Unit-01.

Spells and the like are a bit childish for elementary school students, but they are just right for Shinji who is at the age of chuunibyou.

With a sword in hand, confidence suddenly rises.

Shinji looked at Unit 2 planting carrots with his peripheral vision, took a deep breath, raised his sword with both hands, and raised it above his head: "Kill!"

It’s just one word: kill, and I’ll only say it once.

A visible violent sword energy split the earth and rushed straight towards Unit 3.

Unit 03 seemed to sense the danger, and suddenly moved like a ghost, avoiding the sword energy in a strange posture.

Shinji: "It's not over yet."

As soon as he finished speaking, two more swords came out.

Unit 03 had to dodge again.

Suddenly, an arrow

The arrow hit its heart.

Unit 3 suddenly let out a terrible howl.

"Well done, Ayanami-san!" Unit-01 pumped its fist excitedly.

Unit-00 did not respond and continued to aim its bow.

This may sound harsh, but a dog that bites never barks.

Rei Ayanami is a similar existence.

Her silence makes it easy for others to ignore her.

In some critical moments, it can kill with one blow.

One swung his sword, and the other took the opportunity to shoot an arrow.

The two cooperated tacitly.

Even though Unit 03 had incredible brute force, it was unable to get close.

The balance of victory gradually tilted.

Unit 2, piloted by Asuka, also struggled to crawl out of the soil.

Shaking his head, what he saw was the scene where Shinji and Rei Ayanami teamed up to suppress Unit 03.

Asuka felt like something inside her was about to explode.

“You guys…you guys…”

We agreed to form a band for life.

bah bah bah.

We agreed to be a trio for life, so why are you practicing together secretly?

zizi...

Fluctuations in mood cause the synchronization rate to rise rapidly.

Asuka: Let the world feel the pain!

On the other side, the field base.

"It's back, the AT force field is back!" Ritsuko Akagi stared at the data on the screen, shocked.

Katsuragi Misato also said: "Not only has the AT force field been restored, but its strength is even more perfect than ever before!"

Jon deliberately widened his eyes: "What does this mean? What does this mean! Doctor, tell me quickly."

Akagi Ritsuko: …

So fake.

Jon chuckled and answered his own question: "This shows that Asuka-san is extremely unbalanced."

After a pause, he continued, "By the way, have you ever thought about providing psychological counseling for these three minors locked up together? They are all very young and sensitive. Without adult help, it's easy for them to go to extremes."

Akagi Ritsuko: "Perhaps, this is what the higher-ups want to see."

The face of Ikari Gendo flashed before Jon's eyes, and he said with disdain, "Scumbag."

Then, he pressed his temple: "Hey, hey, hey, meow, are you there? Meow, don't get upset because of the tacit cooperation between Musashi and Kojiro. In this team, you and Ranran are also very important."

After a while, Asuka's puzzled voice came to Jon's ears: "Who are Musashi and Kojiro? And, I'm not Meow Meow."

Jon: "Every talking Meowth hates his or her Pokémon identity, I can understand that."

Asuka: ???

Don't tell me.

You really don’t want to say that.

After being interrupted like this, Asuka immediately adjusted her mindset.

Such a change made Ritsuko Akagi exclaim "Wow!"

It has to be you, Teacher Qiao. You do a great job in psychological counseling.

While we were talking nonsense, the battle came to an end.

The frustrated Unit 03 was like a bull hanging in mid-air, with all its strength but unable to use it.

The key point is that the hanging knot is a fucking tortoise shell tie.

Who can I reason with?

"Uh...uh..." An unclear sound came out of his mouth, and a lot of black liquid dripped from the body of Unit 3.

Jon's eyes lit up: "Venom!"

"Venom? What is that?" Akagi Ritsuko asked in confusion, "Are you saying that the Angel that contaminated Unit 03 was actually some kind of venom?"

Jon smiled but said nothing.

Suddenly, the black liquid turned into the illusory Unit-03 - it maintained the appearance of Unit-03, but it was swaying as if its bones had been pulled out.

"That is the body of the apostle. It seems that it must be

Only parasitism can bring out the true power." Ritsuko Akagi analyzed calmly.

parasitic.

That is to say...

Misato Katsuragi was anxious and quickly shouted, "Shinji, Asuka, Zero! Be careful, don't let that ghost thing touch you."

That's what it says.

But the actual situation seems to be somewhat beyond expectations.

Because Shinji and Rei Ayanami were always performing long-range attacks, they always maintained a relatively safe distance.

Asuka, on the other hand, went through the process of being defeated, turning dark, and being forced to withdraw from the dark state halfway through, and was only ten meters away from the black liquid.

call out--

In the blink of an eye, a lot of black liquid penetrated into Unit 2.

Asuka immediately screamed, "Ah!!!"

Although a too high synchronization rate will increase combat effectiveness, from another perspective, all damage suffered by the body will be fed back to itself.

Akagi Ritsuko: "It's broken!"

Katsuragi Misato: “Oops!”

Jon: “Send!”

No one thought of it, no one thought of it.

Asuka, the player we had high hopes for, actually fell to the hands of the Angel of Rainbow...

Without time to think, Asuka quickly activated the emergency ejection device.

Unfortunately, the black slime is moving too fast.

Unit 2 is like a cage, trapping Asuka tightly.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, the gun in her hand suddenly emitted a light blue light, which saved her from danger.

"Hello, hey, hey! Can you hear me?" Asuka started calling.

Unfortunately, the team's voice chat was noisy.

And she discovered to her horror that she had been disconnected from Unit 2.

"Asu-ka--" John seemed to have triggered a strange switch and suddenly let out a ghostly howl.

Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi were startled.

But Jon didn't care: "Oh my goodness, why are you like this..."

"Stop, stop, stop. Asuka is not dead yet. Her vital signs are good." Misato Katsuragi pointed at the screen and said unhappily.

Ritsuko Akagi curled the corner of her mouth and suddenly admired Jon's weird sense of humor that was applicable to any occasion.

But she had doubts again.

not dead.

But it's not far from being dead.

No one knows the background of that apostle.

As time goes by, Asuka might really...

Thinking of this, Akagi Ritsuko asked directly: "Does the venom you just mentioned have any weaknesses?"

"It's afraid of sound waves and fire." Jon said truthfully, paused, and then added: "But that thing is not venom..."

Before she could finish her words, Misato Katsuragi gave the order: "Shinji, Zero, did you hear me? Act quickly."

Shinji and Rei Ayanami surrounded Unit 2 in perfect harmony.

They waited in awe.

It's about to happen.

Suddenly, a ball of extremely secretive black mucus slowly moved upwards along Unit-00's feet.

"What!?" Shinji was shocked and quickly stepped back.

He was afraid that if he was a step late, even his own Unit-01 would be in trouble.

Fortunately, Angel Shot only has so much power.

Similarly, a green shield enveloped Rei Ayanami.

But as expected, Unit 00 lost control.

Two against one.

The situation suddenly turned unfavorable.

Shinji became unusually nervous.

He gasped for air, allowing the LCL solution to pour into his lungs again and again.

After taking a few deep breaths, he calmed down and said with a stern look: "Even if I'm alone, I will defeat you!"

Thousands of meters away, Jon couldn't help but sigh: "This is the boy. In the blink of an eye, he has grown up to a person you don't recognize."

"Now it's

At this time?"

"Whatever you have to say, use it quickly!"

Misato Katsuragi was very anxious.

Jon blinked and said matter-of-factly, "Why? You didn't pay me, and I'm not Shinji's father, so why do I have to risk my life to fight the Angels every time?"

It's a good thing, it's a good thing, I know it's true.

Misato Katsuragi was silent.

Ritsuko Akagi quietly observed John's expression.

But after observing it again and again, I still couldn't figure out the reason.

In the new country.

The blackened Unit-02 and Unit-00 are forming an encirclement around Unit-01 piloted by Shinji.

The good news is that Shotgun Angel cannot use exclusive artifacts.

Bad news... too much bad news.

Shinji has to consider both destroying the angels and protecting the safety of Asuka and Rei Ayanami.

More importantly, due to the limitation of power source, he was destined to resolve the battle as quickly as possible, otherwise if the cable was cut off, all would be over.

Shinji clenched the sword in his hand, his face extremely gloomy.

At this moment, the intermittent voices of Asuka and Ayanami Rei suddenly came from the noisy team voice.

"Idiot...Shinji...hurry up...hurry up..."

"Come on, Shinji-kun... I... believe in you..."

It turns out that sometimes encouragement from teammates can also turn into pressure from them.

Shinji is under a lot of pressure anyway.

He was thinking that if he used the trick in the spiritual time room, maybe things would turn around.

But he can only use that move once, and after one time, he will become exhausted.

In other words, he can only save one person.

That person will then defeat the remaining enemies.

Thinking of this, Shinji's calm mood was broken again.

As luck would have it, Jon was still cheering: "Well, well, it's changed from a passionate battle show to a stomach-ache party quarrel show, right? Interesting, really interesting."

"On one side is a beautiful girl with infinite love who can become a mother."

"On one side is the red screaming chicken that says one thing but does another, and is very arrogant and charming."

"So, what is the boy's choice?"

Hearing this, three black lines appeared on Shinji's forehead: "Since you are here, come and help Mr. Jon!"

Jon: "No, no, I have to keep the shield safe, otherwise everyone here will die."

Shinji was stunned for a moment, then apologized, "Is that so? I'm so sorry."

"Yes, yes, that is to say, you must make your own choice, save Asuka, save Ayanami Rei, or save neither of them, and implement the principle of "fighting is fun". After all, women will only affect the speed of my sword drawing." John's tone seemed to contain expectations: "Well, make your choice, boy."

Shinji clenched the Ruyi Sword in his hand.

Look to the left, then to the right.

He took a deep breath and suddenly assumed a rather strange posture.

"Pour everything into this sword."

A terrifying gleam flashed in Shinji's eyes: "Since you want to save them, then I want to save both of them. Watch out, Brilliant Crazy Dragon Slashing Sky Flash!"

Most of Jon's skills and moves were stolen.

This is the only sword skill that he truly developed with his intelligence and talent.

now.

This move was used by Shinji.

But then I saw a sword light that was unparalleled.

The sword flashed, and there seemed to be a dragon's roar.

boom!

boom!

Explosions suddenly occurred one after another on Unit 0 and Unit 2.

Amid the explosion, the black slime turned into ashes and gradually disappeared, never to be seen again.

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