Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

No, what is that?

Jon explained at the right time: "Based on the colors, red goes with red, blue goes with blue, how reasonable."

Misato Katsuragi seemed to be thinking about something.

Then she pointed at Shinji and said, "Why is this child green?"

"That's not important." Jon waved his hand.

Misato Katsuragi opened her mouth but still said nothing.

She turned and walked out.

Looks like he went to make a phone call.

About ten minutes later, Shinji and the others were called away.

——A beautiful doctor with a mole on the corner of her eye said that she wanted to conduct a comprehensive examination of alien species.

of course.

Of course, the inspection will reveal nothing.

In the end, it was only confirmed that these alien species did not carry any pathogens.

As for breathing fire and water, controlling plants and so on.

Ugh.

Compared to the behemoth that is over 300 meters long.

These little cuties pose almost no threat to human civilization.

If the people do not report, the officials will not investigate.

So be it.

then--

Shinji and his friends now have an extra hobby.

"Go Bulbasaur, use the vine whip!"

"Damn it! Why, why is my vine whip restrained by your flames?"

“That’s not fair!”

Similar words can be found everywhere.

Jon found a white coat from somewhere and acted as a Pokémon doctor, constantly guiding the battle between the three people.

As Misato Katsuragi watched, she suddenly became interested.

But when she thought of the cheating principle that "the more cheerful, the more vulnerable", she couldn't help but worry about the fighting ability of Shinji and the others.

Without the AT force field, it is equivalent to adding a true damage buff to the enemy.

So the question is, can these children handle it?

……

……

"We need more weapons."

"I'm sorry, I don't understand you."

"commander!"

"Okay, that's enough of this."

After ending the call, Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses down with a cold face.

Inside the house, Kaji Ryoji smiled and said, "That's really tough, Commander-in-Chief."

"I've let you see some boring things." Ikari Gendo's expression remained unchanged.

After a moment's hesitation, he pretended to glance at a familiar suitcase and asked knowingly, "What do you want to talk to me about?"

"It's just returning it to its original owner." Kaji Ryoji's expression remained unchanged: "The Adam embryo, you know, someone gave it to me. And I absolutely don't want to, 100%, absolutely and completely don't want to keep such a dangerous thing around, so - I'm here."

"It sounds like you've become a deliveryman, Kaji." Ikari Gendou still maintained his original posture, not even looking at the box: "But I tell you, I don't want this thing either."

"Here we go again, Commander. You obviously want this, otherwise you wouldn't have given that order before." Kaji Ryoji spread his hands and imitated the words very well: "No matter what happens, we must ensure the safety of the suitcase... That's what you said, isn't it?"

"It's a different time now." Ikari Gendo crossed his fingers and placed them on the table. "Now, I no longer need the Adam embryo."

"Who cares about you?" Kaji Ryoji suddenly changed his attitude, got up and left.

When he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and said, "You can do whatever you want with it. Anyway, I'm handing it over."

Then he scratched his head again: "Damn it, the Japanese government has been giving me trouble recently. As my immediate superior, can you help me share some of the pressure from them?"

Ikari Gendō pretended not to understand: "When did our NERV have any involvement with the Japanese government?"

Kaji Ryoji scratched his brows and said, "If you don't want to help, forget it.

Live one day at a time... If one day you can't see me anymore, Mr. Commander, please buy me a pack of my favorite cigarettes and light them up in the wind, as a favor for returning the Adam embryo to me."

After saying this, Kaji Ryoji left the meeting room.

Only Ikari Gendō was left.

Gloomy man in sunglasses looking at suitcase.

After thinking it over, he couldn't help but opened the box and carefully looked at the Adam embryo inside.

"The plan was completely disrupted, but strangely it returned to the starting point..." He muttered to himself, looking a little dazed.

After much thought, Gendo Ikari seemed to have made some decision. He picked up the box and went to the laboratory to find Ritsuko Akagi.

Akagi Ritsuko was studying the manuscript that John gave her. When she saw Ikari Gendō coming, she asked in surprise, "What's wrong, Commander?"

"I want a transplant." Ikari Gendo said straight to the point.

As he spoke, he opened the suitcase, revealing the Adam embryo inside.

When she saw the Adam embryo, Ritsuko Akagi was shocked.

But she quickly calmed down and asked, "What's going on?"

Ikari Gendō told the whole story half-truthfully.

Akagi Ritsuko was in a daze for a long time and asked worriedly, "Why would Jon do this? This is totally out of line with normal logic."

"When you use normal logic to analyze an abnormal creature, you are naturally at a disadvantage." Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses and said, "It is undeniable that the danger shown by that guy is greater than that of any apostle, so even if he is planning something, we have no power to stop him.

In this case, why don’t we proceed at our own pace… and continue to implement the Human Instrumentality Project.”

Akagi Ritsuko seemed reluctant and said, "But isn't transplanting Adam's embryo a bit too risky?"

Ikari Gendō responded calmly, "I will make my own judgment, Doctor, just follow orders."

Ritsuko Akagi had no choice but to stop all her research and focus on the Adam embryo transplant surgery.

The operation was successful and the embryo was successfully transplanted into Gendo Ikari's right hand.

The originally intact palm completely turned into the shape of a monster, looking hideous and terrifying.

Gendō Ikari was very satisfied and praised Ritsuko Akagi's skills.

With some disguises and white gloves, it became no different from before.

"If you feel unwell, please tell me at any time." Ritsuko Akagi, still wearing a mask on her face, said to Gendo Ikari with a serious face.

Ikari Gendo nodded.

But what are you thinking in your heart?

Only he himself can know.

……

……

Three days later——

Training Course.

"I'm sorry to pull you out of the heated battle, but you seem to have forgotten... you are pilots, and piloting the EVA is your job." Misato Katsuragi's voice sounded in the team's voice chat.

Asuka retorted somewhat unhappily: "I am a woman who wants to become the world's number one trainer. I don't have the extra time and energy to spend on trivial matters like piloting an EVA."

Upon hearing this, Misato Katsuragi was frowning.

I have to say that a certain alien creature can easily influence the people around it.

Asuka was such a good kid before, she almost made piloting Unit 2 her ultimate goal in life.

Only a few days had passed.

It’s over.

obsolete.

He's always making noises and talking about wanting to be a trainer.

Please.

There are only three trainers in the entire world.

Is it a big deal to be on top among three people?

Misato Katsuragi shook her head and changed the subject, "Today's training is slightly different because... we have selected a fourth qualified candidate. Come on, Suzuhara, it's your turn."

"Suzuhara?" Shinji blinked when he heard the name.

Could it be... "That Suzuhara

"Bar?

That's right.

It’s “that Suzuhara”.

Suzuhara Touji, wearing combat uniform, walked into the combat preparation room with a smile.

"Hey, hello everyone. It's been a while. I missed you so much."

"Wow, it's really you." Shinji took the initiative to greet him, looking at Suzuhara Fuuji with a smile: "You are the fourth qualified person? Impressive."

Suzuhara Touji scratched the back of his head a little embarrassedly: "Well, because the base promised me that my sister could be transferred to a better hospital, so I came here."

As he said this, he looked at Ayanami Rei and Asuka: "Ayanami-san, Soryu-san, hello."

Rei Ayanami nodded slightly and said nothing.

Asuka looked arrogant: "Huh? This guy is really qualified to be a trainer..."

Halfway through her words, she realized her mistake and quickly changed the subject: "Are you really qualified to be a pilot?"

"That's why we have to conduct simulation training." Katsuragi Misato said indifferently.

Then he said to Suzuhara Fuji, "Before we officially go into battle, simulation training is an essential step. The base has an advanced system... Anyway, let Shinji teach you how to enter the injection plug correctly."

Suzuhara Touji responded loudly in his fluent Kansai accent.

Wait to enter the simulated cockpit.

Katsuragi Misato looked at the data on the screen and murmured, "The synchronization rate is a bit low, but that's normal. After all, this is the first time I've done this."

The base's simulated combat system is indeed very advanced.

in virtual space.

Suzuhara Touji was driving the brand new Unit 03, standing among the tall buildings.

"Ugh, I feel a little weird. I feel like vomiting." Suzuhara Touji is not used to this feeling.

At this moment, Shinji's voice came from the team voice: "Relax, don't be nervous, just treat the machine as an extension of your body."

Upon hearing this, Suzuhara Touji took a deep breath, allowing the LCL solution to enter his lungs.

Don't tell me.

You really don’t want to say that.

Relax.

The theoretical synchronization rate has actually increased.

After calming down, he found another problem and asked, "Um, why do our EVAs have long cables behind them, but Soryu doesn't?"

Asuka was proud when she mentioned this: "Hey, hey, hey, don't compare me with a rookie like you. It will make me feel very troubled."

Suzuhara Touji: ???

Shinji explained: "Because in reality, Unit 2 is equipped with the latest "Blue Hole Battery" developed by the base, which has an additional independent power source, so it does not need to rely on cables like us."

"What the hell, this is too convenient." Suzuhara Touji complained.

Suddenly, Katsuragi Misato's voice sounded again: "Although I don't have the heart to interrupt your chat, the enemy will enter the battlefield in 30 seconds. This time you will face the Water Angels again. There are four of them in total. Get ready as soon as possible."

Water angel.

Because it has no special abilities and some messy mechanisms, it is regarded as a basic monster by the base.

Also the best sparring partner.

Shinji and his friends have fought against the Water Angel for the first time.

They all showed their sophisticated side.

Suzuhara Touji seemed at a loss and was pinned to the ground and beaten by the Water Angel.

Logically, Shinji should help his teammates out of trouble.

However, Misato Katsuragi in the headset demanded that she not be allowed to interfere in the battle between Unit 03 and the Angel of Water.

Shinji and the others had no choice but to stand aside and watch silently.

Scuffle.

roll.

The scuffle continued.

Asuka couldn't help but say, "You are

Are you an idiot? You can't even handle such a simple apostle?"

Suzuhara Touji: "Stop standing and talking, it hurts your back... I... This is my first time piloting an EVA."

"But the first time Shinji piloted Unit-01, he beat the genuine Water Angel so badly that even her mother couldn't recognize her." Asuka laughed and revealed some "explosive news" that wasn't really that explosive.

One of Suzuhara Touji's clones had its power source cut off by the Water Angel.

Misato Katsuragi couldn't help but cover her forehead: "This child is still too naive."

The simulation ends.

Suzuhara Touji escaped from the injection plug and returned to reality.

I couldn't help but retching.

To be honest, the LCL solution is fishy and smelly, and forcing it into the lungs is simply torture.

He looked at Shinji: "Are you not uncomfortable at all?"

"At first, it was a little bit, but now I'm completely used to it. This is the most basic requirement for driving an EVA." Shinji scratched his head: "Just bear with it, you'll get used to it if you bear with it."

Suzuhara Touji had a thoughtful expression on his face.

Shinji blinked, moved closer to his friend, and lowered his voice and said, "Suzuhara, don't be fooled by the top brass in the base. To be honest with you, there are many good people in this base, but the top brass, especially the commander, is simply an unforgivable bastard. Driving an EVA is life-threatening, and you don't want your sister to not see her brother after she recovers, do you?"

After a pause, he continued, "Even if you don't care about your family, you should think about the squad leader. If you die, she will definitely be very sad."

"Stupid... idiot, why would that guy be sad if I died?" Suzuhara Touji suddenly screamed like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

Shinji showed an expression that said "you understand and I understand too".

Suzuhara Touji sighed, "It's too late. The transfer has already been processed. If I give up here, my sister will go back to the original hospital."

Shinji patted his friend's shoulder and said, "Don't worry about that. I'll talk to the higher-ups. They won't do anything to your sister."

"Really? Even if I don't drive the EVA, my sister can still stay in a good hospital?" Suzuhara Touji asked excitedly.

"How can I lie to you? We are good brothers." Shinji agreed without hesitation.

Suzuhara Touji was deeply moved.

Katsuragi Misato interrupted unhappily, "Before you guys started talking, didn't you consider the team voice chat?"

Shinji: "No, I said it on purpose for you to hear. Of course, Miss Misato, I am not targeting you, but I am targeting Gendo Ikari. Touji is obviously not suitable for driving EVA, so why persecute him?"

Misato Katsuragi: "Perhaps, we need more power to fight against the apostles?"

Shinji: "Don't be ridiculous. No one knows what Ikari Gendo is thinking better than me. If we want to fight against the apostles, we are enough. Even if we add new forces, it shouldn't be amateurs like Fuuji."

Suzuhara Touji sighed and said, "I'm sorry, Ms. Misato, I may not be suitable for driving EVA, so I'm going to quit."

Free to read.