Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

this is an accident.

But it really happened.

Asuka covered her eyes with an incredible expression.

Shinji waved his hands repeatedly: "Um... I really didn't mean it... You suddenly jumped on me... I subconsciously..."

Tears welled up in Asuka's eyes.

I don’t know whether it’s pain or grievance.

At the critical moment, Jon stepped out to smooth things over and said, "Alright, although the version is a bit advanced, there is indeed a tradition of duels between men and women in Japan. If you are unwilling to accept this, then try your best to fight back."

As he spoke, he pressed Shinji's shoulder and said, "Look at this little arm. How much strength can it have in a punch? Asuka, if you want to prove that you are really stronger than this guy, then work hard to practice and become a qualified woman!"

It’s really useful to say it.

Asuka no longer felt wronged, and stared at Shinji fiercely: "Just wait, sooner or later, I will return this punch to you."

After saying that, he walked into the kitchen.

He should have gone to find something like eggs or ice to reduce the swelling.

Shinji was left with a helpless look on his face: "Why do you want to provoke her like that?"

Jon spread his hands and said, "It's not me who is suffering anyway. And it's an undeniable fact that you beat up the girl. It's very reasonable for her to come back."

Shinji: ...

Not on purpose.

Forget it.

As long as Asuka works hard at training, she will never have the chance to take revenge.

Before they knew it, the boys and girls were rolling up their sleeves.

……

……

The desire to be competitive can be reflected in all aspects.

For example, who eats more.

For example, who washes clothes cleanly?

For example, who is the number one EVA pilot.

Shinji and Asuka argued and attacked each other without mercy.

Rei Ayanami watched the show quietly on the sidelines, with a very low sense of presence.

Jon yawned, and said, "What's there to compare? Why not just look at the battle results?"

Shinji immediately became motivated: "The winning rate is 95%, the results can be checked."

Asuka: ???

It's you? What are you proud of?

Just as I was about to speak, the doorbell rang.

Asuka crossed her arms and said, "Stupid Shinji, go open the door."

"Why don't you go?" Shinji asked back.

"I told you to go, so just go. Why are you talking so much nonsense!" Asuka was anxious.

Shinji chuckled, "I don't."

look.

How great.

An awkward girl who is competitive, wants to be the first in everything, and is unhappy if she doesn't get first place; and a confused, cowardly, and aimless boy who does whatever others tell him to do.

After careful training by Mr. Qiao, they all became native Zaun people.

If you don’t like something, just curse.

If you can’t scold someone, beat them.

It makes others happy and makes yourself happy too.

Sometimes, the rules of the world are just that simple.

The two of them argued back and forth, and in the end, it was Rei Ayanami who silently got up and opened the door.

Jon whistled, "It's clearly the scent of Miss Katsuragi Misato outside the door. I didn't expect it to be you, Doctor."

"Doctor or something like that is too formal. Just call me Ritsuko." Akame Ritsuko pushed her gold-rimmed glasses.

She was still wearing a well-fitting professional suit today, dark stockings, a white coat, and holding a folder in her hand.

Katsuragi Misato, who was a step behind, said angrily, "What do you mean by 'my scent is outside the door'? Is my scent obvious?"

"Is it obvious or not? You really don't know it?" Jon pretended to be surprised.

Hearing this, Katsuragi Misato became anxious, sniffed her armpits carefully, and said uncertainly: "I take a shower quite often, so there shouldn't be any smell."

As he said this, he did not forget to confirm with the person beside him: "Ritsuko, I don't have any smell, right?"

Akagi Ritsuko waved her hand: "Now is not the time to care about these insignificant things."

Katsuragi Misato: ???

What a small matter.

This is a serious matter concerning my dignity as a woman!

Ritsuko Akagi ignored her friend, walked in on her own, and changed her shoes very naturally.

Come to the living room.

She saw Asuka and Shinji still arguing with each other, and a thoughtful expression appeared on her face.

After observing for a while, I couldn't help but smile and said, "You two have a really good relationship."

"That's not good!" Asuka and Shinji said in unison.

Qiao En chuckled: "This kind of plot is so common in romantic comedies, so just stay out of the spotlight."

Asuka and Shinji: ???

However, Akame Ritsuko was more interested in some of the words Jon used, and couldn't help asking, "What is a romantic comedy?"

"It's about men and women getting together, which leads to a lot of jokes. It's mainly to make the audience feel hot and have a stomachache." Jon explained briefly, and took out his phone to turn on the screen saver: "For example, Unit 2 planting radishes on the beach before, which can be regarded as a part of a romantic comedy."

Ritsuko Akagi seemed to understand but not quite.

Asuka's defense broke down immediately: "How long are you going to keep that picture?"

Jon laughed and said, "Until forever—"

Asuka was very happy and walked towards the room with her fists clenched.

Shinji immediately showed a victorious expression: "I win!"

Although he didn't know what he won, seeing how happy he was, Jon decided not to ask.

Ritsuko Akagi observed the interaction between John and several drivers, and calmly recorded something on the document.

Her little action naturally did not escape Jon's eyes.

Mr. Qiao smiled and asked, "So, Doctor, are you here for a home visit today?"

Akagi Ritsuko: "Home visit? That's a very appropriate word. I don't deny that I have a mission for the base, but more importantly, I want to talk to you and discuss a series of matters related to space jumps."

Jon said "Oh" and nothing more was said.

Akagi Ritsuko blinked.

Just then, the sensible Rei Ayanami came over with a tea tray.

There was oolong tea and some snacks in it.

"Enjoy your meal," she said.

Ritsuko Akagi didn't hesitate to pick up a cup and take a sip.

Misato Katsuragi came over, took a look, and said in amazement: "I thought you were from the coffee faction."

Ritsuko Akagi: "I'm a coffee lover, but that doesn't mean I can't drink tea. Even though Mr. Jon in front of us is a high-dimensional creature, his living habits are highly similar to those of humans."

There is something in this.

It's really hard to communicate with such a person with eight hundred minds.

Jon spread his hands and said indifferently: "I have said this before. I am a special being that has been upgraded from a human to an ultimate creature. Although my life form is completely different from that of ordinary humans, my self-cognition... at least a large part of my self-cognition is still the same as that of humans. I wonder if you are satisfied with this answer?"

"Upgrade...life form..." Akagi Ritsuko's eyes became brighter and brighter: "So there is such a thing..."

Jon chuckled and said, "You're thinking too much. Just deal with the third impact first."

When they heard a certain word, the expressions of the two women present changed.

Jon picked up a cup of tea and drank it slowly, with no intention of continuing.

"You really do know everything..." Akagi Ritsuko pushed up her glasses: "Is it foreseeing the future, or is the shock itself related to you?"

Jon: “Guess.”

Akagi Ritsuko thought about it, took off her glasses, and held the legs of her glasses in her mouth: "Please, tell me."

The intellectual female doctor deliberately acts coquettishly, playing on the contrast.

Ritsuko Akagi was betting that this unknown creature who claimed to be a human would fall for it.

Jon's eyes were stern: "What do you think I am? A superficial person who can't resist temptation."

Ritsuko Akagi felt sad.

Isn’t it enough to have done this far?

The next second, Jon smiled and said, "You are really good at judging people."

Akagi Ritsuko: …

Jon turned his head and looked at the dumbfounded Misato Katsuragi: "Why are you still standing there? You are trying to use the honey trap, you are so stupid."

A big question mark appeared above Misato Katsuragi's head.

He looked at Jon, then at Akagi Ritsuko who was hesitant to speak, took a deep breath, and said with a stiff expression: "Please, tell us."

"No, it looks too weird. Pass." Jon waved his hand and said unceremoniously, "Next batch."

Katsuragi Misato: ???

You thought you were in some weird massage parlor?

Akagi Ritsuko ignored her and quickly wrote down on paper: "The impact you just mentioned..."

Jon: "Impact means impact. Here, I want to recommend you a two-word game, Genshin Impact. After playing it, you will have it for the rest of your life."

Akagi Ritsuko heard that Jon was talking about something else, so she asked, "When will the Third Impact come?"

Jon: "It's hard to say. Ask SEELE for details. They will tell you."

Akagi Ritsuko: ???

SEELE, there is something SEELE about this.

Could it be that!

Smart people always have an easy time imagining.

She didn't think Jon was talking bullshit.

I just felt that Jon was hinting at it.

The third impact... SEELE... there was a large-scale power outage before...

Oh!

understood.

I gradually understood everything.

Ritsuko Akagi's eyes lit up.

I don't know what she understood.

Anyway, she understood.

Putting on her glasses again, Akagi Ritsuko thanked Jon sincerely: "Thanks for the reminder. I will pay more attention to things over there in the future."

Jon blinked and just smiled.

After a pause, he continued, "Are you not going to continue? I really like intellectual beauties like you."

"Although I like your looks from a human perspective, you are an unknown creature after all. If something unexpected happens when you combine with humans, it will be bad." Akagi Ritsuko smiled: "As a young woman, I don't want to become an incubator for aliens."

"Are there already aliens these days? What kind of world view is this?" Jon couldn't help but complain.

Akagi Ritsuko stood up and said goodbye: "I have gained enough today, so, Mr. Jon, see you next time."

Jon: "Oh, see you next time... Remember to wear black stockings next time. I like this. I won't bother with anything else."

Akagi Ritsuko nodded: "Okay."

Misato Katsuragi, who had a very low sense of presence, finally reacted: "What are you two talking about? This is weird."

Akagi Ritsuko's eyes were full of meaning: "You will know after a while. I'm afraid that we at NERV are feared by some people."

Misato Katsuragi is not stupid, her eyebrows are slightly frowned.

After one hour--

Command room.

Commander Ikari Gendō was sitting.

Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki Kozo was standing.

Ritsuko Akagi reported her work in a neither humble nor arrogant manner.

"Anyway, this is the specific situation."

"Shinji and Asuka are fine."

"About SEELE..."

Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted: "Okay, don't worry about SEELE, we will take care of it."

Ritsuko Akagi didn't say much and just nodded.

After she left, the room fell into an unspeakable silence.

Finally, Fuyutsuki Kozo smiled and said, "We fight hard on the front line, but we can't avoid being feared by others. This is really unpleasant."

"Eva... Haha, this is inevitable. The pilot and Eva are under our control. It's not hard to guess what those big shots are thinking." Ikari Gendō still had his fingers crossed in the classic pose: "It's just that they really went too far this time. If Zero hadn't repelled the Rain Angel, the entire base would have fallen into an irreparable disaster."

Fuyutsuki Kozo: “Who says it’s not true?”

After he finished speaking, he changed the subject: "So what about that unknown life form?"

"I want to intervene, but I can't. At present, he doesn't represent any party. For us, this is great news." Ikari Gendō said, "Let's leave it like this. Compared with the disaster far away, I still want to deal with the disaster that is right in front of us. Calculating the time, the next apostle will be here soon. I hope Shinji and Asuka are ready."

……

"I'm ready!"

Asuka said energetically.

That's the good thing about her, she has a strong ability to self-regulate.

No matter what blow you suffer, you will soon recover.

Jon chuckled.

Turning around, I found Shinji and Rei Ayanami also sitting aside, silently waiting for John to start telling the story.

Well.

Can understand.

After all, they are just a group of boys and girls who are not even sixteen years old.

It's normal to like new and novel things.

Jon: "So the story I'm going to tell you today is called "The Dragon and the Tiger."

There are many TV dramas that make you feel stomachache.

But Jon is not a devil after all.

pity.

Today is destined to be restless.

The story had just begun when there was another knock on the door.

Katsuragi Misato, who had just finished a bath (and sprayed a lot of perfume), walked towards the door with a frown on her face, muttering from time to time: "It's so late, who could it be?"

Open the door.

Ok.

Ritsuko Akagi, this woman actually came back to attack us.

"Hello, Misato, I'm here again."

Misato Katsuragi said unhappily, "I'm not blind, but why?"

"Before I came here because of a mission from the base, but now I come here in my personal capacity." Ritsuko Akagi explained.

As she said that, she walked in without hesitation, revealing her long legs: "Look, black stockings."

Katsuragi Misato: ???

Fuck it.

It's really stressful for me when you do this, okay?

Not to mention Misato Katsuragi whose hair was disheveled in the wind, as soon as Ritsuko Akagi entered the living room, she saw John telling a harmonious and warm story in a very emotional voice, and she couldn't help but lower her voice.

Jon turned his head, blinked, and casually released a portal: "I know why you are here, and I don't refuse your research, but I am very busy now, so you can play by yourself."

Ritsuko Akagi's breathing suddenly became heavy.

Staring at the portal in front of you is like staring at the future of mankind.