Tang San of Douluo suspects that I am his father

Hey hey!

Shrek Academy could always hear this weird sound late at night, but Tang San and Oscar were used to it, so they turned around and covered their heads with the quilt and continued to sleep.

It's not that these people are crazy, believe in science, and have no sense of awe for these strange phenomena, but they are familiar with the person making the strange noise.

And that's not the only thing that's weird. The two people in the next room don't look normal. One of them is hehehe from time to time, and the other is humming in the middle of the night, as if he has taken expired aphrodisiacs.

Hehehehe is Dai Mubai. Ever since he was frightened out of his mind by Wang Er, the heir to the original Xingluo Empire usually seems quite normal, except for being in a daze from time to time.

But every time late at night, this potential mental patient began to get sick. He would always sit alone on the edge of the bed, staring at the nothingness in front of him and making hehehe sounds.

Tang San and Oscar, who didn't like them very much at first, were so scared that they couldn't sleep at night and suffered from black circles under their eyes every day.

As for the one who was whining, it was Ma Hongjun. This little fat guy was different from Dai Mubai. He was practicing hard and making that strange sound. He was not doing it deliberately, but because he had really eaten something that had expired. aphrodisiac.

When practicing the unique skill of the Sunflower Book, not only does it require self-conception as a prerequisite, but you also need to constantly take some heat-inducing drugs to assist during the practice.

Through the hot and hot effect brought by the medicine, the practice is accelerated, and the uterus can ensure that this hot and hot will not vent out.

The ideal heat-relieving drug is naturally an aphrodisiac. The one Ma Hongjun is taking now is expired. It is more effective and most importantly, cheap enough.

Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun, two unlucky children who had an adventure, didn't know how they felt. Anyway, they were giving Tang San and Oscar a hard time.

Fortunately, these two live treasures were assigned to a dormitory, while Tang San and Oscar were in the next dormitory. Although these abnormal noises could still be heard through the wall, at least it was much better.

But tonight, the movement next door seemed a little different. Dai Mubai didn't say hey for a long time, and then suddenly there was no movement.

Just when Tang San and Oscar were puzzled, the sound of humming next door was accompanied by two "uh ah" sounds. Originally it was just Ma Hongjun humming alone, but now it became two people.

"Tang San, are you asleep?"

Oscar, who was sleeping on the upper bunk, knocked on the bed board.

"Shh, keep your voice down. Are you trying to attract the two great gods next door? How can you sleep with such noise?"

"There seems to be something wrong with the movement tonight. Has Dai Mubai been assimilated by Ma Hongjun? It's weird."

"Why do you care so much? You're not a doctor. Just go to sleep."

"Are you really not curious? The voice is getting more and more urgent."

Tang San had always despised Oscar's gossipy spirit like a country aunt. Never heard that curiosity killed the cat.

"Not curious."

"Aren't you really curious? Let's go take a look together."

"go!"

Tang San and Oscar quietly got out of bed, opened the door, and walked to the door of Dai Mubai and Dai Mubai. Their movements were smooth and smooth, without disturbing the two people next door.

"What do you mean, push it away and take a look?" Listening to the increasingly rapid movements in the room and the heavier breathing, Oscar really couldn't contain his curiosity.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Tang San took a half step back and stood behind Oscar.

"You said you wanted to see it, and you pushed me to see it."

Even so, Tang San still followed Oscar, his intention couldn't be more obvious.

Two words were written all over Tang San's face, whoring for free!

"Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it." Fortunately, Oscar was not the kind of person to mind such small details, and he gently turned the door handle.

Click!

The door was opened a crack, and when Oscar was about to invite Tang San to come over and take a look, before he could turn his head, Tang San had already reached the crack of the door.

"Gan!"

Oscar was about to scold the free prostitute, but he found Tang San frozen on the spot as he stared at the movement in the door.

Curiosity suppressed Oscar's desire to complain, and he also leaned against the crack of the door, and then he saw this scene.

Dai Mubai slept on the upper bunk, and the bedding on the upper bunk was neatly folded into tofu blocks and placed there. There was only a butt mark on the edge of the bed.

Ma Hongjun, who was sleeping on the lower bunk, was covered with the quilt, and it was obvious that the size of the quilt did not look like one person.

Ma Hongjun is just a little chubby, not of this size, and he looks at the rising and falling quilt.

Tang San and Oscar closed the door with tacit understanding, then tiptoed back to their dormitory, lying on their own beds without making a sound.

After a long time, Oscar knocked on the bed board again.

"Tang San, have you seen it?"

Tang San didn't show his head, his whole head was covered under the pillow.

"Stop talking and go to sleep!"

Oscar, who likes to ask questions to the end, did not ask further questions this time. He also got into bed and remained silent.

But how could Oscar's burning heart of gossip be extinguished just like that.

Boom boom boom!

The bed board sounded again, and Tang San threw away the pillow covering his head impatiently, lowered his voice and roared viciously.

"What are you doing? Are you sick? You need to dig into everything!"

Seeing Tang San getting angry, Oscar wasn't very afraid. At least for now, Tang San, his junior, was still not as powerful as him.

"Did you really not see it? Aren't you curious about what happened next door?"

In fact, it's not that Oscar has any other ideas or is born with a dirty mind, but he is really a junior brother who knows little about men and women, not to mention that the neighbors are all brothers.

Oscar's knowledge in this area is equivalent to that of an idiot. He has always thought that a man and a woman can get pregnant by kissing each other.

But Tang San was different. Although he was younger than Oscar, his small body contained the soul of an adult.

What's more, he is an adult who has experienced the explosion of information in his previous life. Even if he has never eaten pork, he has seen pigs running around when it comes to men and women.

He didn't have to guess what happened in the dormitory next door.

Thinking about it, it actually makes sense. Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun are precocious people, otherwise they wouldn't have a lot of ex-girlfriends at this age.

Dai Mubai had been a little confused at night after suffering a psychological shadow, while Ma Hongjun had just lost his sense of right and wrong. The side effects caused by the mutated martial spirit had not been reduced, and recently he was still taking expired aphrodisiacs in order to practice the Sunflower Book.

Everything seemed so normal, but also extremely abnormal.

Tang San's eyes definitely hurt, and he felt like he was going to have needle eyes. It was even more painful than when he woke up that morning and saw Yu Xiaogang lying next to him.

"Stop beeping. This is not something we can touch. If you are interested, you can move there tomorrow. Don't live in the same dormitory with me."

In response to Oscar's constant questioning, Tang San felt a chill running down his spine. What the hell, what kind of monster academy? He thought he was a monster with strength and talent, but it turned out to be a monster with hobbies.