Tang San of Douluo suspects that I am his father
Chapter 80 Sunflower Collection
"Sit... sit to pee?" Ma Hongjun, who was slapped to the ground, was thinking about what it meant to sit and pee.
Is there anyone sitting down to pee?
Isn't that the same as taking off your pants and farting? It's too redundant.
and many more……
Ma Hongjun remembered that when Cuihua was lazy to go to the toilet this morning, Cuihua seemed to be sitting down to pee.
"No way... no... no way!" Ma Hongjun had already started to tremble, and his right hand was trembling as he slowly groped for his lower body.
!!!
I touched it, but not completely.
Logically speaking, the root of right and wrong that he once loved and hated should be in that position, but Ma Hongjun directly touched the gauze.
The incision was very complete and very professional. If we simply look at the technique of a pig, it was impeccable. Even Ma Hongjun's underdeveloped egg that was hidden deep inside was completely pulled out.
And I applied anti-hemorrhage medicine, which worked very well. Now the gauze no longer bleeds.
The scene became very quiet for a while. Ma Hongjun's eyes were blank and he didn't know what he was thinking. Wang Er was waiting for the little fat man to come to his senses. After all, he still had something to say to him.
The breeze blew through the grass, gently and unhurriedly, and there was only the sound of the breeze blowing around.
After about 3 minutes, Wang Er became a little impatient. The little fat guy's mental quality was really bad. He couldn't bear the blow and became stupid.
Just when he was about to raise his foot to kick the little fat man to bring him back to his senses, a sound like killing a pig suddenly sounded.
"Ah, you bastard, you actually castrated me!"
Ma Hongjun, who was already weak, had little mobility. He could neither get up nor have the strength to attack Wang Er with his fists.
The only thing that could move was the upper part of his neck. His overwhelming hatred made him completely lose his mind and bit Wang Er's foot.
To be precise, it should be on the shoes, because Wang Er is wearing leather shoes, the kind made of real cowhide.
Ma Hongjun used all his strength to bite Wang Er's leather shoes, even though his teeth were not strong enough to shake the real leather, and Wang Er would not feel the slightest pain.
His gums were already bleeding, but Ma Hongjun still had no intention of letting go. He bit and pulled like a mad dog, completely ignoring his mouth full of blood.
The little fat man couldn't recognize the reality and didn't feel sorry for his teeth. Wang Erke still felt sorry for the leather shoes he hadn't changed for a week.
Ma Hongjun bit his left foot. Wang Er raised his right foot and aimed it at the little fat man's chin.
The force of this kick was well controlled. Not only did it push Ma Hongjun away from his shoes, it also just managed to dislocate the little fat man's chin.
Without him, this little fat guy talked too much without getting to the point. It was such a waste of time.
"Okay, little fat man, can you shut up now and listen to me?"
Wang Er raised his foot and stepped on the little fat man's face with the sole of his size 43 shoe. He made sure that the little fat man didn't faint and then continued to speak.
"Little fat man, don't stare at me like that. I'm doing it for your own good. Sex can even be a permanent cure. This is the best way to solve the shortcomings of your mutated martial soul.
And this is only the first step. After cutting it off, it will only treat the symptoms but not the root cause. Your desires that are different from ordinary people will still torture you, even though you no longer have them.
But as a professional veterinarian, I have the right expertise to treat animals like you. How could I not have thought of this? I have prepared a unique secret book for you, which can just catch your evil fire that has nowhere to vent. , will become a big player in the future. "
After saying that, Wang Er took out a simple but brightly colored book from the storage space.
The four characters "Sunflower Collection" are clearly written on the cover, and it is also accompanied by a very vivid ink painting of Xiang Rigui.
This thing can be regarded as the first batch of lottery prizes that Wang Er came to Douluo Continent, and it is really the legendary secret book "Sunflower Book".
The formula on the first page is that if you want to practice this skill, you must first commit suicide.
Wang Er also specifically looked at the second page. There was no nonsense about how he could succeed even if he didn't go to the palace.
It can be confirmed that this must be the original Sunflower Collection.
After reading the first page, Wang Er kept it on the shelf. After all, if given the choice, no one would want to become a hermaphrodite.
This thing has been gathering dust in the storage space since then, until Wang Er spent some time studying martial arts. He took out all the secret books drawn in the lottery and studied them carefully, trying to draw parallels.
Although Wang Er has always put this Sunflower Book on the shelf and has no interest in it, it is a masterpiece of martial arts after all and is still of great research value.
Aunt Dongfang, Master Yue, Lin Pingzhi, many people relied on this secret book to fight back, the losers counterattacked, and became prosperous.
Even Lin Pingzhi was a three-legged cat that no one could beat at the beginning, but after learning the Sunflower Book, he defeated a group of people in an instant.
Each martial art has its own characteristics. When Wang Er first studied the Sunflower Book, he was curious about its characteristics.
Why can you become a master quickly, and while you want to perform self-uterine surgery, you have to practice with those hot and hot medicines at the same time.
Wang Er, who is already a master of martial arts, finally came to the conclusion that the Sunflower Book is actually an alternative book of children's martial arts.
Of course it is not the kind of boy's kung fu that cannot break the body in the traditional sense, but the essence cannot be released after practicing the kung fu, and one has to rely on those heat-heating drugs to continuously strengthen this essence.
This principle is probably like constant stimulation, but you must always endure this stimulation before you can finally master this kind of martial arts.
Self-implantation is not the key point, but just to avoid the possibility of being unable to help venting that energy.
It is said that the Sunflower Book was written by the eunuch in the palace, so it is logical and reasonable.
There are 3000 beauties in the harem, almost all the stunning beauties from all over the world are there, but the eunuch can only look at himself but has nothing to do, so of course he can only hold it in all the time.
The eunuch who created the Sunflower Book was also a genius, and he was able to use this energy to create this quick secret book.
To sum up, Wang Er feels that the characteristics of "Sunflower Collection" are a perfect match for Ma Junhong.
The evil fire of the mutated martial spirit Evil Fire Phoenix is just the natural heat, without even the stimulation of drugs.
Moreover, people who practice the Sunflower Book seem to have no other side effects besides being sissy, which proves that the Sunflower Book can not only practice with the hot energy, but also control the hot energy very well.
This is why Wang Er searched for Ma Hongjun non-stop as soon as he came to Shrek Academy.
He wanted to see if he could use this method to offset the side effects of dealing with mutated martial spirits.
Moreover, this side effect of Ma Hongjun can be regarded as a disaster for the surrounding villages. It should be solved as soon as possible.
After finishing Ma Hongjun, Wang Er's next target is the evil-eyed white tiger Dai Mubai. Although that kid is not as serious as Ma Hongjun, he can still be regarded as a stallion.
Wang Er is a very double-standard person. He can do some things, but others cannot. His biggest dream is to be surrounded by saints and he is the only villain.
Is there anyone sitting down to pee?
Isn't that the same as taking off your pants and farting? It's too redundant.
and many more……
Ma Hongjun remembered that when Cuihua was lazy to go to the toilet this morning, Cuihua seemed to be sitting down to pee.
"No way... no... no way!" Ma Hongjun had already started to tremble, and his right hand was trembling as he slowly groped for his lower body.
!!!
I touched it, but not completely.
Logically speaking, the root of right and wrong that he once loved and hated should be in that position, but Ma Hongjun directly touched the gauze.
The incision was very complete and very professional. If we simply look at the technique of a pig, it was impeccable. Even Ma Hongjun's underdeveloped egg that was hidden deep inside was completely pulled out.
And I applied anti-hemorrhage medicine, which worked very well. Now the gauze no longer bleeds.
The scene became very quiet for a while. Ma Hongjun's eyes were blank and he didn't know what he was thinking. Wang Er was waiting for the little fat man to come to his senses. After all, he still had something to say to him.
The breeze blew through the grass, gently and unhurriedly, and there was only the sound of the breeze blowing around.
After about 3 minutes, Wang Er became a little impatient. The little fat guy's mental quality was really bad. He couldn't bear the blow and became stupid.
Just when he was about to raise his foot to kick the little fat man to bring him back to his senses, a sound like killing a pig suddenly sounded.
"Ah, you bastard, you actually castrated me!"
Ma Hongjun, who was already weak, had little mobility. He could neither get up nor have the strength to attack Wang Er with his fists.
The only thing that could move was the upper part of his neck. His overwhelming hatred made him completely lose his mind and bit Wang Er's foot.
To be precise, it should be on the shoes, because Wang Er is wearing leather shoes, the kind made of real cowhide.
Ma Hongjun used all his strength to bite Wang Er's leather shoes, even though his teeth were not strong enough to shake the real leather, and Wang Er would not feel the slightest pain.
His gums were already bleeding, but Ma Hongjun still had no intention of letting go. He bit and pulled like a mad dog, completely ignoring his mouth full of blood.
The little fat man couldn't recognize the reality and didn't feel sorry for his teeth. Wang Erke still felt sorry for the leather shoes he hadn't changed for a week.
Ma Hongjun bit his left foot. Wang Er raised his right foot and aimed it at the little fat man's chin.
The force of this kick was well controlled. Not only did it push Ma Hongjun away from his shoes, it also just managed to dislocate the little fat man's chin.
Without him, this little fat guy talked too much without getting to the point. It was such a waste of time.
"Okay, little fat man, can you shut up now and listen to me?"
Wang Er raised his foot and stepped on the little fat man's face with the sole of his size 43 shoe. He made sure that the little fat man didn't faint and then continued to speak.
"Little fat man, don't stare at me like that. I'm doing it for your own good. Sex can even be a permanent cure. This is the best way to solve the shortcomings of your mutated martial soul.
And this is only the first step. After cutting it off, it will only treat the symptoms but not the root cause. Your desires that are different from ordinary people will still torture you, even though you no longer have them.
But as a professional veterinarian, I have the right expertise to treat animals like you. How could I not have thought of this? I have prepared a unique secret book for you, which can just catch your evil fire that has nowhere to vent. , will become a big player in the future. "
After saying that, Wang Er took out a simple but brightly colored book from the storage space.
The four characters "Sunflower Collection" are clearly written on the cover, and it is also accompanied by a very vivid ink painting of Xiang Rigui.
This thing can be regarded as the first batch of lottery prizes that Wang Er came to Douluo Continent, and it is really the legendary secret book "Sunflower Book".
The formula on the first page is that if you want to practice this skill, you must first commit suicide.
Wang Er also specifically looked at the second page. There was no nonsense about how he could succeed even if he didn't go to the palace.
It can be confirmed that this must be the original Sunflower Collection.
After reading the first page, Wang Er kept it on the shelf. After all, if given the choice, no one would want to become a hermaphrodite.
This thing has been gathering dust in the storage space since then, until Wang Er spent some time studying martial arts. He took out all the secret books drawn in the lottery and studied them carefully, trying to draw parallels.
Although Wang Er has always put this Sunflower Book on the shelf and has no interest in it, it is a masterpiece of martial arts after all and is still of great research value.
Aunt Dongfang, Master Yue, Lin Pingzhi, many people relied on this secret book to fight back, the losers counterattacked, and became prosperous.
Even Lin Pingzhi was a three-legged cat that no one could beat at the beginning, but after learning the Sunflower Book, he defeated a group of people in an instant.
Each martial art has its own characteristics. When Wang Er first studied the Sunflower Book, he was curious about its characteristics.
Why can you become a master quickly, and while you want to perform self-uterine surgery, you have to practice with those hot and hot medicines at the same time.
Wang Er, who is already a master of martial arts, finally came to the conclusion that the Sunflower Book is actually an alternative book of children's martial arts.
Of course it is not the kind of boy's kung fu that cannot break the body in the traditional sense, but the essence cannot be released after practicing the kung fu, and one has to rely on those heat-heating drugs to continuously strengthen this essence.
This principle is probably like constant stimulation, but you must always endure this stimulation before you can finally master this kind of martial arts.
Self-implantation is not the key point, but just to avoid the possibility of being unable to help venting that energy.
It is said that the Sunflower Book was written by the eunuch in the palace, so it is logical and reasonable.
There are 3000 beauties in the harem, almost all the stunning beauties from all over the world are there, but the eunuch can only look at himself but has nothing to do, so of course he can only hold it in all the time.
The eunuch who created the Sunflower Book was also a genius, and he was able to use this energy to create this quick secret book.
To sum up, Wang Er feels that the characteristics of "Sunflower Collection" are a perfect match for Ma Junhong.
The evil fire of the mutated martial spirit Evil Fire Phoenix is just the natural heat, without even the stimulation of drugs.
Moreover, people who practice the Sunflower Book seem to have no other side effects besides being sissy, which proves that the Sunflower Book can not only practice with the hot energy, but also control the hot energy very well.
This is why Wang Er searched for Ma Hongjun non-stop as soon as he came to Shrek Academy.
He wanted to see if he could use this method to offset the side effects of dealing with mutated martial spirits.
Moreover, this side effect of Ma Hongjun can be regarded as a disaster for the surrounding villages. It should be solved as soon as possible.
After finishing Ma Hongjun, Wang Er's next target is the evil-eyed white tiger Dai Mubai. Although that kid is not as serious as Ma Hongjun, he can still be regarded as a stallion.
Wang Er is a very double-standard person. He can do some things, but others cannot. His biggest dream is to be surrounded by saints and he is the only villain.
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