Tang San of Douluo suspects that I am his father

As the saying goes, arms can't twist thighs, but only if the little arms don't act coquettishly. Although Wang Eryi spoke upright, he couldn't stop Xiaowu from acting like a child and rolling around. In the end, he had no choice but to agree to sleep with the little girl to avoid being scared in a strange environment.

But Wang Er forgot one thing, and that was the whereabouts of Yu Xiaogang.

The first time Wang Er used Shenwei, his driving skills were so mediocre that he didn't even know where the person sitting in the back seat had gone. It was like a drift that had wiped out the person sitting in the back seat.

At this moment, the space in Tang San's bed where he was sleeping suddenly became distorted, and a middle-aged, thick-set old man with white hair and beard appeared in Tang San's bed.

Tang San, who had just experienced a fierce battle, was completely unaware of it. What was even more outrageous was that this middle-aged, stout old man was also in a coma, most likely due to motion sickness.

Moreover, all of his clothes were missing. It was most likely that Wang Er drifted too fast, so he lost his equipment halfway.

Tang San had a quirk that he had retained from his previous life, and that was that he liked to sleep naked. Only in this way could he enter deep sleep.

Usually this quirk doesn't have much impact. After all, it's a personal hobby and it doesn't affect other people. It's not even a quirk.

But it was a little embarrassing when something unexpected happened tonight. Yu Xiaogang, whose clothes were missing and in a coma, appeared in his bed, and he himself was sleeping naked.

Tang San's sleeping habits weren't exactly restful either. Although he wouldn't go to bed under the covers, a human-shaped pillow suddenly appeared under the covers, and he still instinctively hugged it.

The postures of the master and the apprentice in the bed seemed a bit philosophical, but one was unconscious and the other was asleep, neither realizing the seriousness of the situation.

If you have insomnia, it will be a long night, but a person who is sleeping will only feel that the night is not enough, and it will pass in the blink of an eye.

The next morning, Wang Er, who felt refreshed, opened his eyes, stretched out in bed, and patted Xiao Wu, who was still curled up in his arms and sleeping soundly.

"Hey, little lazy boy, the sun is shining on your butt, get up quickly!"

The dazed Xiao Wu was a little confused, her eyes were questioning her life, while Wang Er went to wash up early.

After Wang Er finished washing, Xiao Wu woke up from the dazed state, yawned and started to get dressed.

Wang Er was in a good mood and planned to take Xiao Wu and Tang San on a shopping trip today. After all, they would most likely settle here for a long time.

Who is that Tang San?

That was Wang Er's godson. Of course there was no such thing as knocking on the door. Wang Er kicked the door open and Wang Er made a trumpet shape with his hands.

"You brat, wake up!"

Tang San, who was also in a daze, lifted up the bulging blanket. After hearing Wang Er's voice, he seemed to be enlightened and sat up very skillfully.

But as soon as the quilt was lifted, he suddenly remembered that he was sleeping naked. A little embarrassed, Tang San was about to cover himself with the quilt and put on clothes again. After all, he was no longer a child.

But when he pulled the quilt again, Tang San discovered a desperate thing. He was not the only naked man under the quilt. His teacher Yu Xiaogang was also lying on the quilt in the posture of a little bird.

I am special!

Tang San's hair stood up in shock, but before he could react, a cry of surprise instantly attracted everyone's attention.

"Damn it, Tang San, you two, master and disciple, are beyond the boundaries of human relations. Yu Xiaogang, you are such a beast!"

Wang Er's roar not only woke up Yu Xiaogang who was still sleeping, but also attracted Xiao Wu who was brushing her teeth and washing next door.

When Xiao Wu hurried to the door to watch the excitement, the two white naked men on the bed blinded her rabbit eyes for a moment.

Wang Er quickly covered Xiao Wu's eyes with his hands, then kicked the door angrily. After closing the door, he yelled at Tang San and Yu Xiaogang who looked confused.

"Hurry up and get dressed. Don't be embarrassed. My Sharingan was almost blinded by the light. Damn it, it must have a needle eye."

The room was in chaos, and Xiao Wu, whose eyes were covered by Wang Er, screamed.

"Uncle, uncle, I'm going blind. Oh my god, what did I see? It's terrible. Uncle, I want to wash my eyes. Are you going to take off your clothes and let me see?"

Wang Er shoved the troublesome Xiao Wu back into her own room and yelled at her. He also had to wash his eyes, just like anyone who didn't feel terrible.

What else does it mean that uncle is about to take off all his clothes and let me take a look, then he washes his eyes with your eyes and then looks at the others covering them.

A moment later, Wang Er was sitting on the only sofa in the room with his majesty and Xiao Wu crossed his arms, standing dignified like a royal mahan.

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were like children who had done something wrong, putting their heads together and bowing their heads in silence.

"Yu Xiaogang, you can do it. My mistress is not sensible. Are you still not sensible? You are still single at a great age. I thought you were a single aristocrat who has seen through the world. I didn't expect you to be a crook!"

You can eat this meal randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. Yu Xiaogang quickly opened his mouth to clarify his innocence.

"I didn't. You misunderstood. You teleported me directly yesterday..."

Wang Er interrupted Yu Xiaogang's next words on the spot, "Are you kidding me? I teleported you with good intentions. Although I wasn't very good at using it for the first time, who told you to play philosophy? You didn't even notice that I teleported to Xiao Wu's room." Are you safe?

"Okay, don't explain. Don't worry, I'm not a rigid parent like Tang Hao. I won't discriminate against you. But the third child is still young and he doesn't have mature views. As a teacher, you will mislead him. Three views will affect him for the rest of his life."

Yu Xiaogang was about to say something else, but Tang San took over the topic first.

"Uncle Wang, please, can you not tell other people, especially my parents, I really don't know what's going on.

Last night I had a big fight with a man who called himself Mr. Dai, which consumed a lot of energy and sustained some injuries, so I slept very hard. I don’t know how I woke up and the teacher was in my bed. "

Tang San was really confused, so he was even more scared. After all, if this kind of thing spreads, let alone opening a harem in the future, it's hard to say whether he can even find a girlfriend. Maybe there will be people of the same sex who like philosophy. It’s scary to think about a friend knocking on the door in the middle of the night.

For the current plan, the most important thing is to keep this secret and not let it spread, let alone let my parents know.

Especially dad Tang Hao. If this rigid and stubborn Haotian Douluo knew that his son liked philosophy, the Tang family would most likely have no descendants. He would probably be so angry that he could hammer both master and apprentice into meat pies with one blow of the Clear Sky Hammer. cake.

Xiao Wu covered her mouth and twitched the whole time, glancing back and forth between Yu Xiaogang and Tang San with a strange look that was mixed with admiration and disgust, and a hint of disgust, and let out a slight laugh from time to time.

slap!

Seeing that Wang Er didn't express his position for a long time, Tang San's knees weakened anxiously and he knelt down on the spot.

"Uncle Wang, please."

Bang bang bang was three loud bangs, which instantly woke up Wang Er who was deep in thought.

"Oh, that's it. You are a crazy man who hates men. I'm not your biological father anyway, so I'll leave it to you. I will help you keep the secret."