Tang San sat quietly in the corner and listened. Wang Er also became interested in the distance, wanting to hear what stories this old man Yu Xiaogang could tell.

Lonely old men love stories and wine, as if these two things can reflect their sadness.

Yu Xiaogang is a typical example of a lonely middle-aged man. I wonder if he likes drinking as much as Tang Hao. Anyway, the story must be full of stories.

But after Yu Xiaogang opened his mouth, he was not telling a story, but teaching Tang San how important it was for a soul master to practice before he was 20 years old. If he couldn't break through level 20 at the age of [-], he would be hopeless for life.

Regarding this point, Tang San and Wang Er both had the thought of taking off their pants, and you actually showed me this.

"Teacher, are you finished?

Are you sure you don't have any stories to tell? "Tang San asked cautiously.

"Hey!"

The person who answered Tang San was not Yu Xiaogang, but Luo Sanpao himself. As soon as Yu Xiaogang heard the news, his expression changed instantly.

"It's the Nether Wolf, mistress, don't move around here, I'll go..."

Yu Xiaogang was not planning to buy oranges, but put his soul ring on Luo Sanpao.

"It's just a group of tenth-level wolves who dare to offend me. They're just trying to do what they do best.

The fart is like thunder, and the sky and the earth are shattered by three cannons! "

As soon as Yu Xiaogang waved his hand, a yellow soul ring was wrapped around Luo Sanpao's body. The pig-like husky instantly completed the strengthening of its pig form. As its body expanded, it completely turned into a large home. pig.

Following Yu Xiaogang's order, Luo Sanpao turned around and faced the group of wolves with his buttocks.

Yu Xiaogang was not idle either. He very skillfully took out two masks from his pocket and put them on the faces of Tang San and himself.

A roar resounded throughout the world, and Tang San paid close attention to his master's unique move.

Then I saw...

This Hutchison version of the pig farts.

That's right, it was just a fart. It made a lot of noise, and even shit-yellow gas filled the entire forest.

Tang San, whose eyes were filled with tears, watched helplessly as a group of ferocious Netherworld wolves fell to the ground.

The six Netherworld wolves were thrown high like torn sacks by this fart, and fell directly more than ten meters away, tumbling on the ground. Under observation with Tang San's Purple Demon Eyes, he found the muzzles of these Netherworld wolves. Oozing blood, except for the two unlucky ones who were hit by the impact and killed by the tree trunk, the others ran away in despair.

Tang San, who was astonished, turned around and found Yu Xiaogang taking out a few white radishes from nowhere and feeding them into Luo Sanpao's mouth. The Hachishi pig chewed them with satisfaction.

Tang San's eyes twitched, and he was a little shocked and speechless. He was surprised that the fart could be so powerful, and he was also surprised that someone's martial spirit attack method was so different.

And Wang Er in the distance has already shed tears of laughter. Isn't this special girl just the fart of Zhu Bajie in Brilliant Spring? Yu Xiaogang is indeed a wonder of Douluo Continent, with a rigorous scholar's style, but his moves are... So nonsensical.

"Teacher, you martial spirit..."

Tang San really couldn't find words to describe it. Shocking, besides shocking, it was extremely shocking.

Yu Xiaogang didn't care at all, and explained why he fed white radish with a calm expression.

"Xiao San, the characteristics of the mutated martial soul are beyond the theoretical understanding. Sanpao can reduce the consumption of my soul power by eating. It only has three attack powers and needs to be replenished every time. The white radish is urging me to fart. The effect is very significant, and the consumption of this blow will be replenished in about half an hour."

When talking about white radish, Yu Xiaogang's face looked quite proud. Tang San looked at his teacher's expression and was too embarrassed to say the next words.

Indeed, being able to play with such a good-for-nothing martial soul in such a colorful way is truly worthy of his status as a master of martial arts theory.

He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Seeing the bitterness in Yu Xiaogang's eyes, he could imagine how embarrassing it was for a teacher with such a proud character to have a martial arts attack method of farting among soul masters.

Everyone is serious about fighting and killing, but his martial spirit seems to be used for fun. Others' martial arts attack fiercely and have unparalleled defense. His martial spirit's specialty is that his farts are particularly smelly.

But the awkward atmosphere between the two did not last long, and Luo Sanpao started to bark again.

This thing has a keen sense of smell and will bark when it senses danger. As soon as they hear the sound, the two of them instantly understand that danger is coming again, and they suddenly become nervous.

Wang Er was so embarrassed that he felt sick. The most powerful soul beast in the captive Soul Hunting Forest was basically lying in the ashes around him, floating in the air. Why were these two men always in danger?

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang stood nervously back to back. Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but sigh:

"Tonight is so unsettling."

Those who didn't know better thought that the Soul Hunting Forest was some kind of desperate and dangerous place. If it weren't for the piles of ashes around Wang Er that were still warm, they would have almost been thrust into a tense and exciting atmosphere.

"It turned out to be a Datura snake. Why would such a vicious guy appear on the outskirts of the Soul Hunting Forest? I hope it's a ten-year-old one."

Yu Xiaogang looked at the rustling mandala snake in the distance with a solemn expression. The tense atmosphere frightened Tang San and made his palms sweat.

But in fact, this mandala snake was frightened here by the aura exuded by Wang Er. This low-level reptile is not qualified to join the piles of ashes around Wang Er. It is just the owner of those ashes who exudes The aura at the top of the food chain scares the low-level reptiles away.

To be precise, the soul-hunting forest was so unstable tonight, and the culprit seemed to be Wang Er, who was having a barbecue and camping in the distance.

The body of the datura snake is hidden among the trees, and it is difficult to determine the age of the datura snake just by looking at it.

Yu Xiaogang was not the kind of cowardly character, so he gave an order and Luo Sanpao farted on the spot. The mandala snake flew away in the blink of an eye with a powerful fart.

When the mandala snake flew into the air, Yu Xiaogang's expression suddenly changed, and he pulled Tang San and started to run away in a hurry.

It wasn't that Yu Xiaogang suddenly became cowardly, but that the mandala snake that flew away was nearly four meters long, and Yu Xiaogang could see it clearly.

The body length of the mandala snake is equal to its cultivation level. This nearly four-meter-long mandala snake means that this snake has nearly 400 years of cultivation level.

To hit the point, just now Yu Xiaogang said to Tang San that if this mandala snake was from ten years old, then they would still be able to fight.

If it was a hundred years old, then they would run away immediately. Seeing that the mandala snake was close to 400 years of cultivation, Yu Xiaogang was frightened to death.

He, a soul master who had not yet broken through level 400, faced a [-]-year-old mandala snake. Even if Luo Sanpao could fart endlessly, he would not be able to stink the mandala snake to death.

What's more, his Luo San Pao only has three bullets, so dying is as easy as playing.

Yu Xiaogang pulled Tang San and ran all the way, and Luo Sanpao also fired the last fart bomb under his command.

This was the last fart bomb. After realizing that it was impossible to hurt the mandala snake, Yu Xiaogang used the ability of his second soul ring.

"Fart like smoke, hypnotize and sleep Luo Sanpao."

Yu Xiaogang has not broken through level [-], so he only has two soul rings, one is thunder shock, which is the fart that made a lot of noise just now, and the other is hypnosis.

He now hoped that hypnosis would be useful so that their master and disciple could have time to escape from the scene.

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