Tang San of Douluo suspects that I am his father

"Are you coming to apply for a job as a teacher?"

Wang Er, who finally sat down at his desk and was about to rest for a while, was a little surprised when he saw Yu Xiaogang suddenly appeared across the table.

Speaking of which, I haven’t seen this old boy for a long time. The last time was half a month ago. I didn’t know what Yu Xiaogang was doing. He was so elusive.

The most outrageous thing is that after not seeing each other for only half a month, this old boy turned into an old lady with a flat mouth, and it looked like she might have lost all her teeth.

"That's right, I want to apply for a job at Shrek Academy." He had no teeth in his mouth and his speech was leaky. He was quite happy.

"How many days have you not seen your teeth? How come you have become an old lady with a flat mouth?" Wang Er asked, suppressing a smile.

"Alas..." Yu Xiaogang sighed. The child has no mother. It's a long story, and he doesn't want to say it. After all, at least half of his teeth were knocked out by Wang Er.

Is it possible that Wang Er, the person who knocked out half of his teeth, would seek revenge from another person who knocked out the last half of his teeth?

Wouldn't that be an achievement where only Yu Xiaogang was injured? When the two met, they would probably exchange experiences on knocking out Yu Xiaogang's teeth.

"It's okay not to mention this, Dean. I sincerely want to apply for the job. I listened to your original speech and was deeply shocked, as if enlightened. I beg you to give me a chance."

To be honest, Wang Er was quite surprised that Yu Xiaogang would come to apply for the job and say such words.

After all, Yu Xiaogang's personality is full of pride, arrogance and low self-esteem. A person with this kind of personality would actually take the initiative to apply for a job.

"Well, it's easy to talk about. After all, we are old acquaintances, but I heard that you and Flanders don't get along well?" Wang Er knocked on the table and did not agree immediately.

Whether he agrees or disagrees, it doesn't have much impact on him, but at least Wang Er feels that he can't agree so easily, and at least he has to dig out some benefits.

Speaking of Flanders, Yu Xiaogang felt a dull pain in his gums, but he could only sigh again.

"Alas, Dean, you don't know something. The situation between Flender and I is more complicated. We are not enemies after all. You don't have to worry about us not dealing with it and causing trouble."

Yu Xiaogang didn't want to talk more, but Wang Er wanted to hear more.

"Then tell me the specific situation."

"It's an old story, there's nothing to talk about."

"Then I have to listen?"

Faced with Wang Er's aggressiveness, Yu Xiaogang subconsciously prepared to slam the table and leave, but remembering the ideas Wang Er proposed during his speech that day, he endured it again.

"Okay, if the dean wants to hear it, I'll tell you."

"Flender and I used to be close friends, as close as brothers. We once traveled across the continent together. There was a girl with us. That girl had big eyes and long braids..."

"Is that girl's name Xiaofang?" Wang Er suddenly interrupted.

"Uh, no, her name is Liu Erlong. Flender and I fell in love with her at the same time, and she also had a crush on me. That was the closest I got to happiness in my life, although I still feel I'm not worthy of her. But the strong love gave me courage.”

"But just before the wedding night, I discovered a cruel fact. Erlong is actually my cousin!" At this point, Yu Xiaogang's eyes were full of pain.

"Cousin? Orthopedics?"

"So you ran away from marriage? According to what I heard, there seem to be quite a few cousins ​​in Douluo Continent."

Cousins ​​are considered direct relatives within three generations. In Wang Er's previous life, this union would have been impossible.

But this is Douluo Continent, and this kind of statement doesn't seem to be very popular, so it's not uncommon for cousins ​​to get married.

The pain in Yu Xiaogang's eyes became heavier and heavier, and he continued in a low and hoarse voice.

"You don't understand. According to my research, incest marriage can easily lead to deformities and mutations in the offspring. A useless martial soul like me is an example. I don't want to harm Erlong."

Wang Er scratched his head, a little confused.

"Are your parents cousins? That's why you developed a useless mutated martial spirit. I didn't expect you to actually research this kind of knowledge."

Wang Er was really a little surprised. Although Yu Xiaogang was a bit useless, his ability was a bit rubbish, his strength was a bit weak, his personality was a bit withdrawn, and he was a bit naive, but he really had the theoretical knowledge to play with. It's clear.

In this non-scientific world of Douluo Continent, he actually discovered genetics and heredity by himself. What a genius.

"Ahem, no, my parents are not cousins. It's just that I have researched the possibility that mutant martial spirits have a higher probability of appearing."

"Like Ma Hongjun, he actually lives in the village of Foolish Mountain. His parents are cousins. In their place, there are incest marriages, and there are many genetic diseases. Ma Hongjun is probably the only beneficiary."

Yu Xiaogang was a little embarrassed to defend his parents' names. After all, his mutated martial spirit was rubbish, but he couldn't blame his parents for this.

"Well, go on." Wang Er supported his chin with both hands and motioned for Yu Xiaogang to continue his story.

"After I found out that Er Long was my cousin, my mentality collapsed. I ran away from the wedding on the eve of the wedding. I didn't dare to face Er Long, and I didn't dare to face Flanders. After all, he and I fell in love with Er Long at the same time. He did it for As a result, we chose to withdraw."

Yu Xiaogang seemed to feel a little guilty, but the guilt was not obvious. At least Wang Er did not see that he had no shame to see others.

Otherwise, why would he come to Shrek Academy? He didn't know that Flanders was here?

"My darling, what you call this is nothing. The hatred for killing your father and taking away your wife, and after Flanders helped you, you abandoned the person you liked and became a scumbag."

"How dare you say that this kind of blood feud is okay? If Flanders saw you, I would probably eat all your flesh and blood."

Wang Er kept shaking his head and smacking his lips, as if he was wondering how there could be such shameless people in the world.

Yu Xiaogang lowered his head in shame for a moment, his face flushed.

"Actually, Flanders has already met me. When we first got here, I asked Flanders to get rid of him and teach the junior. Flanders' teaching ability is better than mine, and he also knocked out my teeth. .”

Yu Xiaogang selectively ignored the fact that Flanders only knocked out half of his teeth, and the other half was knocked out by the second-rate king in front of him.

After Yu Xiaogang finished speaking, Wang Er was even more amazed and looked admired. He even stood up from the stool and politely held Yu Xiaogang's hand with both hands.

Just when Yu Xiaogang was confused, Wang Er spoke.

"I admire you. There are such shameless people in the world. I really opened my eyes today."

"Flender just knocked out half of your teeth, which is really an advantage for you. I can only say that brotherhood is really great, otherwise I think it would not be an exaggeration to say that he would use all the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty on you."

It was full of irony, which made Yu Xiaogang very embarrassed, so he could only find his way down the steps and change the subject.

"What were the ten most severe tortures in the Qing Dynasty?"

"Oh, the only thing about boar skin that's impressive."