Rebirth Douluo My Martial Soul is the Twelve Talismans
Chapter 348 Passionate about swearing
"How about giving it a try? I haven't seen what Hongmeng looks like?" Mo Xie said curiously.
"Master, in fact, there is chaos above the avenue, and there are countless avenues in the chaos. They each control an area and nurture the small air balls into chaos." Mo Qingran said.
"What do you want to express?" Mo Xie asked doubtfully.
"Hey, we actually miss the other Supreme Dao Fruits. Master, we have to do it step by step. When high-level Dao Fruits appear, low-level ones don't dare to appear." Mo Xiaoyu said.
"Well, master, you actually have the old man's karma, so as soon as you swear they will appear one by one, and you can take revenge on the old man." Mo Qingran said.
"Huh? What should I say?" Mo Xie said doubtfully.
"Look at your seniority. If Daoguo appears, you will scold him, scold him desperately. They won't dare to trouble you and will only go to the old man. Nowadays, it is popular to beat the younger ones and the older ones. They are smart. As long as they don't violate He promised that he would not take action against us and would only go to the old man for comment." Mo Xiaoyu said.
"Um...why do I feel like you're so good at this trick?" Mo Xie said speechlessly.
"Because we used to play like this, but unfortunately the old man has banned us now. We can't swear anymore. It's really uncomfortable." Mo Xiaoyu said.
"How many Taoist fruits have you sworn to?" Mo Xie asked with some confusion.
"Avenue, Chaos, Hongmeng, Nothingness... Generally speaking, from low to high, there are more than 100 of them, but it's a pity that we don't know what they are called." Mo Xiaoyu said.
"That's very interesting. Can you swear by someone else?" Mo Xie asked.
"Master, why don't you swear more to the Dao? After all, it is the lowest level of Dao fruit, so we have some confidence." Mo Xiaoyu said.
Mo Xie looked at Mo Xiaoyu speechlessly. This little girl's father was a quasi-sage but he dared to look down on Dao Dao. As expected, that bad old man was strong enough.
"Okay, then I'll make some trouble for that bad old man first, and you go get me a bunch of bananas." Mo Xie looked at Mo Xiaoyu and said.
Normally, Mo Xiaoyu would have scoffed at Mo Xie's orders, but now that Mo Xie is going to cause trouble, she is very active now.
In less than half an hour, there were piles of bananas in front of Mo Xie, which made Er Ming's saliva turn into a small puddle.
"Can Mo Xie give me some bananas?" Er Ming asked.
banana?Mo Xie looked at Er Ming doubtfully. The bananas Mo Xiaoyu brought back were suitable for humans of this size.
He remembered that decades ago, Er Ming seemed to be eating giant bananas!
Looking at Er Ming's physique, Mo Xie looked at the bananas that Mo Xiaoyu prepared for him, sighed helplessly and said: "Er Ming, with your physique, I don't have enough bananas for you to stuff between your teeth. If you want to eat You go pick some of those big bananas."
"That seems right. This is too small. I guess I have to eat it with the skin." Er Ming said, looking at the banana on the ground.
"Then I'm going to find bananas." Er Ming said and ran in a certain direction.
"Follow Xiaoyu and bring something huge back." Mo Xie said.
Mo Xiaoyu nodded and followed Er Ming, and brought back a handful of huge bananas an hour later.
"Master, are you going to start?" Mo Xiaoyu and Mo Qingran looked at Mo Xie expectantly.
"I swear to Chaos, I will eat one banana from the pile of bananas in front of me immediately, otherwise my master and I, who have never met before, will be struck by lightning from the sky," Mo Xie said.
After Mo Xie finished speaking, a huge vortex formed in the sky, and a dark pupil looked at Mo Xie, but his eyes were full of anger. He did not expect that one day someone would swear on him, and it was for eating a banana.
After the chaos receded, Mo Xie swore to Hongmeng again. He swore more than 100 oaths in this day and consumed more than 100 bananas.
Mo Xie was fine, but this also made those Dao Guo who came over very angry. They came all the way here not just to watch Mo Xie eat bananas.
Each Dao Fruit senses the old man's position, and even if they don't know, they will ask their superior Dao Fruit for help.
Looking at Ye Lingling, who Mo Xie had sworn for a whole day, he pulled Mo Xie's clothes with some fear.
"Mo Mo, what were those things before?" Ye Lingling asked.
"That is the witness of the oath! I dare not break the oath!" Mo Xie rubbed Ye Lingling's head.
Hearing this, Ye Lingling felt relieved and fell asleep tiredly on Mo Xie's shoulder.
The next day, Mo Xie repeated his old trick and continued to swear, but this time Mo Xie only swore to the avenue.
"I swear to the great road, after I swear my oath, I, Mo Xie, must eat one of these bananas, otherwise the mistress will strike my little brother with lightning," Mo Xie said.
Three days later, after Mo Xie kept swearing to the great road, the voice sounded in Mo Xie's mind.
"Are you sick? You keep eating bananas in front of me and saying what you want to do. Don't think that just because you are the descendant of that old thing, you can do whatever you want." Dao Dao said depressedly.
"Uh... I'm sorry, can I swear on other people?" Mo Xie asked.
"No, I want to uphold absolute fairness and justice." Dao Dao said angrily.
"Okay, since I have a lot of time anyway, I'll ask you to come and see me eat bananas every day. If you don't like watching me eat bananas, how about I switch to oranges next time," Mo Xie said.
"Go away, do you think threatening me is useful? Swear the oath quickly, I don't want to see you anymore." Da Dao said cursingly.
"I swear from now on, every time I take a mouthful of food besides water, Xiaosan will lose one centimeter. After it reaches minus [-] centimeters, every time I take a mouthful of rice, he will regain one centimeter. This will happen endlessly. By the way, you know who Xiaosan is, right?" Mo Xie He blinked and looked at the avenue and said.
"I know, that Tang San, the son of destiny in this world, got into trouble with you, a bastard. Remember, don't swear to me again," Dao Dao scolded.
Watching the avenue recede, Mo Xie said a little depressed: "Really, why are you so angry? Isn't it said that the avenue is ruthless? You still lose your temper."
"The Master's Avenue gave birth to chaos, and the world in chaos was opened by the Chaos Demon God, so this is their testing ground. Do you think you will have feelings for the guinea pig?" Mo Qingran said.
"Uh...is this the ruthless Dao?" Mo Xie cracked.
"Master, do you think it won't bother him that you've been swearing an oath every half minute for the past three days? This person is in a bad mood when he's annoyed, and Dao Guo is no exception!" Mo Xiaoyu said.
"Okay, eat the banana. I've never eaten such a big banana before!" Mo Xie drooled looking at the giant banana.
While Mo Xie was eating bananas, Tang San, who was coming from the far north, felt a little anxious, so he came to a dead tree and unbuttoned his pants.
When he saw his little brother shrinking little by little, he was stunned and slapped himself in disbelief.
"Hallucination, this must be an hallucination. How could the flesh on my body disappear bit by bit?" Tang San said in disbelief.
Fortunately, Mo Xie ate more, and the piece of meat that disappeared after a while miraculously grew back.
"Great, I thought I was incomplete. I must have some strange disease. I must find someone to cure me when I go back." Tang San muttered depressedly.
"Master, in fact, there is chaos above the avenue, and there are countless avenues in the chaos. They each control an area and nurture the small air balls into chaos." Mo Qingran said.
"What do you want to express?" Mo Xie asked doubtfully.
"Hey, we actually miss the other Supreme Dao Fruits. Master, we have to do it step by step. When high-level Dao Fruits appear, low-level ones don't dare to appear." Mo Xiaoyu said.
"Well, master, you actually have the old man's karma, so as soon as you swear they will appear one by one, and you can take revenge on the old man." Mo Qingran said.
"Huh? What should I say?" Mo Xie said doubtfully.
"Look at your seniority. If Daoguo appears, you will scold him, scold him desperately. They won't dare to trouble you and will only go to the old man. Nowadays, it is popular to beat the younger ones and the older ones. They are smart. As long as they don't violate He promised that he would not take action against us and would only go to the old man for comment." Mo Xiaoyu said.
"Um...why do I feel like you're so good at this trick?" Mo Xie said speechlessly.
"Because we used to play like this, but unfortunately the old man has banned us now. We can't swear anymore. It's really uncomfortable." Mo Xiaoyu said.
"How many Taoist fruits have you sworn to?" Mo Xie asked with some confusion.
"Avenue, Chaos, Hongmeng, Nothingness... Generally speaking, from low to high, there are more than 100 of them, but it's a pity that we don't know what they are called." Mo Xiaoyu said.
"That's very interesting. Can you swear by someone else?" Mo Xie asked.
"Master, why don't you swear more to the Dao? After all, it is the lowest level of Dao fruit, so we have some confidence." Mo Xiaoyu said.
Mo Xie looked at Mo Xiaoyu speechlessly. This little girl's father was a quasi-sage but he dared to look down on Dao Dao. As expected, that bad old man was strong enough.
"Okay, then I'll make some trouble for that bad old man first, and you go get me a bunch of bananas." Mo Xie looked at Mo Xiaoyu and said.
Normally, Mo Xiaoyu would have scoffed at Mo Xie's orders, but now that Mo Xie is going to cause trouble, she is very active now.
In less than half an hour, there were piles of bananas in front of Mo Xie, which made Er Ming's saliva turn into a small puddle.
"Can Mo Xie give me some bananas?" Er Ming asked.
banana?Mo Xie looked at Er Ming doubtfully. The bananas Mo Xiaoyu brought back were suitable for humans of this size.
He remembered that decades ago, Er Ming seemed to be eating giant bananas!
Looking at Er Ming's physique, Mo Xie looked at the bananas that Mo Xiaoyu prepared for him, sighed helplessly and said: "Er Ming, with your physique, I don't have enough bananas for you to stuff between your teeth. If you want to eat You go pick some of those big bananas."
"That seems right. This is too small. I guess I have to eat it with the skin." Er Ming said, looking at the banana on the ground.
"Then I'm going to find bananas." Er Ming said and ran in a certain direction.
"Follow Xiaoyu and bring something huge back." Mo Xie said.
Mo Xiaoyu nodded and followed Er Ming, and brought back a handful of huge bananas an hour later.
"Master, are you going to start?" Mo Xiaoyu and Mo Qingran looked at Mo Xie expectantly.
"I swear to Chaos, I will eat one banana from the pile of bananas in front of me immediately, otherwise my master and I, who have never met before, will be struck by lightning from the sky," Mo Xie said.
After Mo Xie finished speaking, a huge vortex formed in the sky, and a dark pupil looked at Mo Xie, but his eyes were full of anger. He did not expect that one day someone would swear on him, and it was for eating a banana.
After the chaos receded, Mo Xie swore to Hongmeng again. He swore more than 100 oaths in this day and consumed more than 100 bananas.
Mo Xie was fine, but this also made those Dao Guo who came over very angry. They came all the way here not just to watch Mo Xie eat bananas.
Each Dao Fruit senses the old man's position, and even if they don't know, they will ask their superior Dao Fruit for help.
Looking at Ye Lingling, who Mo Xie had sworn for a whole day, he pulled Mo Xie's clothes with some fear.
"Mo Mo, what were those things before?" Ye Lingling asked.
"That is the witness of the oath! I dare not break the oath!" Mo Xie rubbed Ye Lingling's head.
Hearing this, Ye Lingling felt relieved and fell asleep tiredly on Mo Xie's shoulder.
The next day, Mo Xie repeated his old trick and continued to swear, but this time Mo Xie only swore to the avenue.
"I swear to the great road, after I swear my oath, I, Mo Xie, must eat one of these bananas, otherwise the mistress will strike my little brother with lightning," Mo Xie said.
Three days later, after Mo Xie kept swearing to the great road, the voice sounded in Mo Xie's mind.
"Are you sick? You keep eating bananas in front of me and saying what you want to do. Don't think that just because you are the descendant of that old thing, you can do whatever you want." Dao Dao said depressedly.
"Uh... I'm sorry, can I swear on other people?" Mo Xie asked.
"No, I want to uphold absolute fairness and justice." Dao Dao said angrily.
"Okay, since I have a lot of time anyway, I'll ask you to come and see me eat bananas every day. If you don't like watching me eat bananas, how about I switch to oranges next time," Mo Xie said.
"Go away, do you think threatening me is useful? Swear the oath quickly, I don't want to see you anymore." Da Dao said cursingly.
"I swear from now on, every time I take a mouthful of food besides water, Xiaosan will lose one centimeter. After it reaches minus [-] centimeters, every time I take a mouthful of rice, he will regain one centimeter. This will happen endlessly. By the way, you know who Xiaosan is, right?" Mo Xie He blinked and looked at the avenue and said.
"I know, that Tang San, the son of destiny in this world, got into trouble with you, a bastard. Remember, don't swear to me again," Dao Dao scolded.
Watching the avenue recede, Mo Xie said a little depressed: "Really, why are you so angry? Isn't it said that the avenue is ruthless? You still lose your temper."
"The Master's Avenue gave birth to chaos, and the world in chaos was opened by the Chaos Demon God, so this is their testing ground. Do you think you will have feelings for the guinea pig?" Mo Qingran said.
"Uh...is this the ruthless Dao?" Mo Xie cracked.
"Master, do you think it won't bother him that you've been swearing an oath every half minute for the past three days? This person is in a bad mood when he's annoyed, and Dao Guo is no exception!" Mo Xiaoyu said.
"Okay, eat the banana. I've never eaten such a big banana before!" Mo Xie drooled looking at the giant banana.
While Mo Xie was eating bananas, Tang San, who was coming from the far north, felt a little anxious, so he came to a dead tree and unbuttoned his pants.
When he saw his little brother shrinking little by little, he was stunned and slapped himself in disbelief.
"Hallucination, this must be an hallucination. How could the flesh on my body disappear bit by bit?" Tang San said in disbelief.
Fortunately, Mo Xie ate more, and the piece of meat that disappeared after a while miraculously grew back.
"Great, I thought I was incomplete. I must have some strange disease. I must find someone to cure me when I go back." Tang San muttered depressedly.
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