Xiao Wu stared at Mo Xie with her big eyes in disbelief, pointed at herself and looked at Mo Xie and said: "Big pervert, are you serious? I am a rabbit... the martial spirit is a rabbit, and you actually let me go Take that tiger?”

"Seriously, even if you are a rabbit, you are still an old rabbit, that's why I let you take it." Mo Xie squinted his eyes and looked at Xiao Wu.

"What an old rabbit, even if I am a rabbit, I am still a young and beautiful rabbit!" Xiao Wu looked at Mo Xie angrily.

"Xiaowu heard that rabbits are ready to give birth as soon as they are born. Is it true?" Mo Xie looked at Xiaowu curiously.

"It's fake, how can there be such a shameless rabbit!" Although Xiao Wu said this, she still thought of her childhood, when she was a carefree rabbit, and she was one of the rabbits at that time. There are a lot of attentive rabbits in the flower, but every time the rabbits seek mates, their legs are broken by her mother. Every spring is the most painful time for her. Since she becomes more and more powerful, the rabbits who come to court are getting more and more... She came less and less until her mother died, and the rabbits who came to court were frightened by her aura and died of myocardial infarction.

"Xiao Wu, what are you thinking about?" Mo Xie looked at Xiao Wu who was in a daze before him, stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her.

"It's nothing, the rabbit is very clean anyway!" Xiao Wu looked at Mo Xie with a blushing face.

Mo Xie looked at Xiao Wu in confusion. He couldn't understand why Xiao Wu was so excited. If he didn't understand, he didn't think much about it. He grabbed Zhu Zhuqing and took her to practice holding her breath.

Two days later, Mo Xie looked at Zhu Zhuqing who was trying hard to hold his breath. He suddenly squatted down and held his stomach and said, "Zhuqing, I may have a bad stomach. I'm going to take a break first. You go back first. I may have to squat all day."

"This is so disgusting, leave now!" Zhu Zhuqing glared at Mo Xie and said.

"Okay, I'll leave now!" With that, Mo Xie ran towards the toilet. When he came to the toilet, Mo Xie took out a wooden stake, turned it into his own appearance, and gave it life.

"Should I call you master or the real person?" Fake Mo Xie looked at Mo Xie and scratched his head and said.

"Call me my real body, I'll give you a difficult task!" Mo Xie looked at the fake Mo Xie he had created in front of him and said, "From now on, you have to stay here until I come back!"

Fake Mo Xie looked at Mo Xie with wide eyes, pointed at himself and said, "You called me out just to squat?"

"Yes, that's right, just to squat!" Mo Xie nodded and said.

"Body, please be a better person! How did you come up with such a damaging thing?" Fake Mo Xie had a depressed face.

"I am a human being. I don't need to be a human being anymore." Mo Xie patted the fake Mo Xie on the arm and said, "Come on, old man, you are the best!"

The corners of Fake Mo Xie's mouth twitched slightly, it was not him who dared to squat, and he didn't care at all what he said.

"How come I have such an unscrupulous person like you?" Fake Mo Xie pushed Mo Xie out of the pit in a depressed manner, while he took off his pants and squatted.

After seeing everything was ready, Mo Xie broke through the space and returned to the goblin village to see how Tang San chose.

At this time, Tang San was wearing a festive red robe and was looking at the sedan chair in front of him with a slumped face. Yes, he was getting married. The old village chief felt that marrying someone was not one of his own, so he had to get married.

Looking at Tang San standing in front of the sedan chair, Mo Xie muttered helplessly: "What a mistake, I actually missed the scene where the mistress agreed to marry into the bride."

Tang San sighed, held the curtain in front of the sedan and said, "Tang Clan gave up happiness for you!"

At this moment, the scene of Liu Erlong whipping himself appeared in Tang San's mind, and he muttered with some reluctance: "Master Wife, I hope you will find someone who can be beaten and scolded by you in the future!"

Master’s wife?Mo Xie glanced at Tang San meaningfully, he was even better than Ding Chunqiu without being taught by Ding Chunqiu!

Tang San walked into the sedan chair dejectedly. When he saw Tang San entering the sedan chair, the leader, dressed in fancy clothes and smeared with rouge and gouache, shouted, "Get up the sedan chair!"

Four goblins were walking in front with flags to clear the way, and Brother Yi followed the four of them.

"Hey!" Eight unanimous voices sounded. The sedan lifted off the ground, and musical instruments such as sheng, drums, gongs, and cymbals began to play. Suddenly, a pair of goblins played the suona. The sound was like a dead father and mother. The child is as pitiful and weeping as if he has run away from his wife.

"Is this the Great Compassion Curse?" Mo Xie looked at the two goblins playing the Great Compassion Curse with a shocked expression. If it weren't for the red cover, people who didn't know would have thought they were attending a funeral!

Mo Xie listened and followed all the way, the expression on his face became more and more complicated. He had never taught them how they could learn the Great Compassion Curse?

Suddenly, the painting style of "Great Compassion Curse" suddenly changed into "Qin Xuemei's filial piety". This sudden change of style almost scared Mo Xie to the point of falling, and before Mo Xie could recover, "Yijiang Style" came out!

Tang San, who was sitting in the sedan chair and listening to the ever-changing suona sounds, always felt a little awkward. Why did this feel like mourning?

In order to have a sense of ceremony, Brother Yi took Tang San and walked around the village three times before stopping the sedan chair.

"Huh? Isn't this the place where the sedan was lifted up just now?" Mo Xie looked at everything in front of him in confusion.

"Get off the sedan! Please ask the bride to carry the groom into the car!" Brother Yi shouted.

Suddenly, a Gejiji wearing a phoenix crown and a halo ran out. Seeing Tang San wearing a red hijab walking out of the sedan, Gejiji jumped up excitedly, but in fact he was weighing the scissors that he had sharpened for three days. Are you there?

"Brother Tang, let me help you in!" Ge Jiji said while supporting Tang San.

"Well, thank you for your help Jiji!" Tang San said with a depressed look.

Entering the lobby is the most important part of worshiping heaven and earth. At this time, a thin goblin was sitting on the high hall, watching Ge Jiji supporting Tang San, who was covered with a red hijab. Brother Yi ran to another seat in the high hall and sat down.

"Jiji's parents wrote a letter saying that they can't come, so you can just worship me." Ge Yi said.

"What a good guy, one person has multiple responsibilities!" Mo Xie was completely shocked by Ge Jiji's handwriting.

"Bow down to heaven and earth!" Ge Jiajia looked at Ge Jiji with amusement. She had already sharpened the knife but Ge Jiji succeeded.

Upon hearing this, Tang San turned around with a dejected face, followed Ge Jiji and bowed to the heaven and earth outside.

"Second thanks!" Ge Jiajia gritted his teeth and looked at Ge Jiji, wanting to take his place.

Tang San and Ge Jiji turned around and bowed to Ge Yi and his mother-in-law.

"Husband and wife, greetings!" Ge Jiajia angrily showed the knife and looked at Ge Jiji.

Tang San and Ge Jiji faced each other and bowed.

"Goblin carries the coffin!" Ge Jiajia slashed the table next to him with a knife and glared at Ge Jiji.

As soon as Ge Jiajia finished speaking, several sturdy goblins ran over carrying a coffin that could accommodate two people. They opened the coffin lid and motioned to Ge Jiji to let Tang San lie down in it together.

"Holy crap! Shouldn't the next step be to send it to the bridal chamber? Why did it turn into black... Goblins are carrying the coffin?" Mo Xie was completely shocked when he saw the scene in front of him. This wedding that combines life and death is really... It was an eye-opener for him. For the first time in this world, Tang San actually caught up with him.

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